For sale fragrance decants/samples, prices are listed below in US dollars. All atomizers come in black plastic spray bottles with a lid & individually marked with labels. Shipping Canada $10 USD, USA $13 USD: first class airmail with tracking. I accept PayPal G&S (please pay any associated fees to PayPal) or Interac (Canada Only no fees), Local Pickup in Vancouver, BC, Canada is also possible, please pm/chat me if you are interested.
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The Price list is in USD and updated on 05.30.2023
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO Eau de Parfum 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO ABSOLU 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo Lights 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profumo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger with You 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Intensely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Absolutely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI City Glam 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Si Fiori 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Si Passione 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Code Feme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO Wanted By Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $13.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted PARFUM 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Ambre Nue 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier Cologne Oud Saphir 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Clementine California 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Rose Anonyme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Bois Blonds 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Amouage Interlude Black Iris 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Interlude Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Meander 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Enclave 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Lyric Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Boundless 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Memoir Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Dia Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Jubilation XXV 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beach Hut Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Epic Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Reflection Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beloved Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Aedes De Venustas Grenadille d’Afrique 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier des Ors Rose Omeyyade 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Intenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Bergamotto Di Calabria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Chinotto Di Liguria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA OUD EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Leather 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia MIRRA 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
ACQUA Di PARMA FICO di AMALFI 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua di Parma Arancia di Capri 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Colonia Club 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Quercia 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Acqua Di Parma Mandorlo Di Sicilia 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Mirto Di Panarea 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Essenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ARIANA GRANDE Cloud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $20
Anna Sui Flight of Fancy 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16
Al Haramain L’Aventure 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Al Harmain L’Aventure Blanche 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM Parfum Version 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF CDNIM Milestone 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF Tres Nuit 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF Derby Club House 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Bond 9 New York Nights 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
Bond 9 Chinatown 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML- $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
BVLGARI Goldea The Roman Night 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $17.50
BENTLEY INTENSE Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
BERDOUES Collection Perfumes GRAND CRU Eau de parfum made in FRANCE:
MILLÉSIME OUD WA VANILLIA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
MAASAÏ MARA - 2 ML - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
SOMEI YOSHINO - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
PÉNG LÁI - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
AZUR RIVERA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Banana Republic ICON COLLECTION Eau de Parfum:
Tobacco & Tonka Bean - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Gardenia & Cardamom - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
83 Leather Reserve - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Dark Cherry & Amber - 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML- $17.50
Neroli Woods - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
17 Oud Mosaic - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
78 Vintage Green - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Peony & Peppercorn - - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Linen Vetiver - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
90 Pure White - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
06 Black Platinum - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Cypress Cedar - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
CARNER BARCELONA Botafumeiro - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CARNER BARCELONA Ambar Del Sur - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CHANEL Gabrielle Essence 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
CHANEL Allure 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Cologne 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Egoiste Platinum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Pour Monsieur EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Creed Aventus 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Creed Aventus 10th Anniversary 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus Cologne 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus For Her 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Viking 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Viking Cologne 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed EROLFA 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Neroli Sauvage 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Millesime Imperial 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Vetiver 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Santal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Green Irish Tweed 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Oud 2 ML - $14.50, 5 ML - $33.50
Creed Himalaya 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Tabarome 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Bois du Portugal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Virgin Island Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Silver Mountain Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Maifair 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Princess Oud 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Pure White Cologne 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Jardin d’Amalfi 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed White Amber 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Carolina Herrera Saffron Lazuli 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50, 10 ML - $45.50
Carolina Herrera Bad Boy 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
CARTIER Pasha Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
CHOPARD Amber Malaki 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $10.50
COACH New York Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
COSTUME NATIONAL Soul 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Calvin Klein ETERNITY 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth for Her 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
COTY ASPEN 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit EDT 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit Le Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme 2020 EDT 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme Le Parfum 2020 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50 (RARE)
DIOR Homme ORIGINAL 2021 EDT - 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50 (NEW & RARE)
DIOR Homme Cologne 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
DIOR SAUVAGE EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR SAUVAGE Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE PARFUM 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE EXTREME 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR Jadore EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
DIOR Addict Shine 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana The One EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G The One INTENSE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
D & G Velvet Amber Sun EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana INTENSO EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Eau Intense 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Intense For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIESEL Spirit of The Brave 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Demeter Pineapple 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14
Elizabeth & James White Nirvana 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Etat Libre d’Orange You or Someone Else 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
English Laundry Windsor 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
English Laundry Notting Hill 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Frederic Malle Portrait of a Lady 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.25, 10 ML - $48
Francis Kurkdjian L’Homme A la Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Francis Kurkdjian Grand Soir 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 - 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Satin Mood EDP 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Silk Mood Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Petit Matin EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Universalis 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Guerlain Oud Essentiel 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50, 10 ML - $20.50
Guerlain Shalimar Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
Guerlain Mon Guerlain EDP 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
GUCCI Guilty EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
GUCCI Guilty Pour Homme EDP 2020 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Guilty OUD 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $14.50
GUCCI Guilty Love Edition 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Made To Measure 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Bloom Profumo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4.50, 10 ML - $8.50
Giorgio Beverly Hills Wings 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9
HERMES Terre EDT 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES Terre Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
HERMES H24 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES TWILLY Eau De Parfum - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Rhubarbe Ecarlate - 2 ML - $5
HERMES D'Orange Verte - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Un Jardin Sur Le Toit 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Intense 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Infinite 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Hugo Reversed 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS FEME 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
INITIO Oud For Greatness 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Side Effect 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Atomic Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Musk Therapy 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Rehab 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
ISSEY MIYAKE Pulse Of The Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey Noir Ambre 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey For Man 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML -$10.50
ISSEY MIYAKE FUSION D'ISSEY 2020 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jo Malone Wood Sage & Sea Salt 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Oud & Bergamot 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Myrrh & Tonka 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male SnowGlobe 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
JOHN VARVATOS OUD EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Let's Settle in the Bedroom like Adults 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Angel's Share 2 ML - $12.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LACOSTE Inspiration 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
LACOSTE Touch of Pink 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Lattafa Oud For Glory Bade Al Oud (Initio Oud for Greatness Clone) 2 ML -$3, 5 ML -$7,10 ML $14
Lattafa Velvet Oud EDP (Tom Ford Ombre Leather Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Woody Oud (Tom Ford Oud Wood Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Alhambra Rose Petals EDP (Tom Ford Rose Prick Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML -$14
Lattafa Khamrah (Killian's Angels Share Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
L'Aventure Blanche Al Haramain EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Lalique Encre Noire 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Lalique Encre Noire A L'extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LANCOME Hypnose 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LANCOME La Vie Est Belle 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Mancera Aoud Lemon Mint 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Cedrat Boise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Black Intensitive Aoud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Instant Crush 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Martin Margiela By the fireplace 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela Sailing Day 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela By the Lemon Trees 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
MONTBLANC Explorer 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
MONTBLANC Legend EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Legend Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Individuel 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MOSCHINO Toy Boy EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MUGLER A*Men Pure Havane 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11
MUGLER Cologne 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 10ML - $17.50
Mercedes Benz Club Black 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Mercedes Benz SELECT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Marc Jacobs DECADENCE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Miu Miu Miu Miu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
NAUTICA Voyage 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $13.50
Narcisco Rodrigues For Her EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11.25
Nasomatto Black Afgano 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Baraonda 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Pardon 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Duro 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Ormonde Jayne Tolu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
PACO RABANNE XS 2018 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Penhaligon - The Favourite Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Greenley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kuhuyan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Akaster 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Percival 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kalan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Darley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Nisean 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Habdan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Layton 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Layton Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Oajan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Sedley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Shagya 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Godolphin 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Galloway 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Carlisle 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Herod 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Marienbad 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Day for Night 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada L’Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada L’Homme INTENSE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa Carbon 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa OCEAN 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
PINO Selvestre Original 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
ROCHAS Moustache EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Reyane Tradition Insurrection II Pure Extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $11.50
Ralph Lauren POLO BLUE EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML-$15.50
Ralph Lauren POLO RED 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Ralph Lauren Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ralph Lauren Pure Turquoise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Revlon Charlie Red 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Revlon Charlie Gold 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Serge Lutens Chergui 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Serge Lutens Clair de Musc 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Serge Lutens La Couche du Diable 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
SHISEIDO Relaxing Fragrance 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50 (Discntd/hard to find)
Swiss Arabian Royal Mystery EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
SEAN JOHN Unforgivable 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16.50
Sarah Jessica Parker Lovely 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Teo Cabanel Barkhane 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Tiziana Terenzi Ursa 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Tiziana Terenzi Chimaera Extrait De Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
TOM FORD Ombre Leather EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Grey Vetiver EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Beau De Jour EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Black Orchid Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME PARFUM 2022 EDP 2 ML - $11.50, 5 ML - $23.50 NEW
TOM FORD OUD WOOD EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
TOM FORD Tuscan Leather EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
TOM FORD Venetian Bergamot Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDT 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA 2021 EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDP Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $21.50
STERLING JUST JACK COLLECTION by ARMAF Eau De Parfum (Clones of Tom Ford fragrances):
TOBACCO LEAF (TOBACCO VANILLE Clone) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NEROLI (NEROLI PORTOFINO Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
HOMME NOIR (NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NOIR ENDURANCE (NOIR EXTREME Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
BLACK IS BLACK (NOIR DE NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
OMBRE SUEDE (OMBRE LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
FANTA FAB (THE Fuckxxing FABULOUS Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
ITALIAN LEATHER (TUSCAN LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
Tommy Bahama Set Sail St. Barts 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Torry Burch Torry Burch 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Usher UR 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Extreme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Infrared 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf FlowerBomb 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
VERSACE Man Eau Fraiche 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML - $15.50
VERSACE DYLAN Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9
VERSACE EROS EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS FLAME 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme OUD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Bright Crystal 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ambre Impérial Van Cleef & Arpels 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Erba Pura 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Naxos 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Lira 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Y EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL LIBRE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL Tuxedo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Caban 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Trench 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL 37 rue de Bellechasse 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
ZARA Denim Couture 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4, 10 ML - $8
4711 Original Eau de Cologne 4711 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9

For sale fragrance decants/samples, prices are listed below in US dollars. All atomizers come in black plastic spray bottles with a lid & individually marked with labels. Shipping Canada $10 USD, USA $13 USD: first class airmail with tracking. I accept PayPal G&S (please pay any associated fees to PayPal) or Interac (Canada Only no fees), Local Pickup in Vancouver, BC, Canada is also possible, please pm/chat me if you are interested.
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The Price list is in USD and updated on 05.30.2023
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO Eau de Parfum 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO ABSOLU 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo Lights 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profumo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger with You 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Intensely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Absolutely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI City Glam 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Si Fiori 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Si Passione 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Code Feme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO Wanted By Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $13.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted PARFUM 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Ambre Nue 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier Cologne Oud Saphir 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Clementine California 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Rose Anonyme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Bois Blonds 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Amouage Interlude Black Iris 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Interlude Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Meander 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Enclave 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Lyric Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Boundless 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Memoir Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Dia Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Jubilation XXV 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beach Hut Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Epic Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Reflection Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beloved Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Aedes De Venustas Grenadille d’Afrique 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier des Ors Rose Omeyyade 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Intenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Bergamotto Di Calabria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Chinotto Di Liguria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA OUD EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Leather 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia MIRRA 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
ACQUA Di PARMA FICO di AMALFI 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua di Parma Arancia di Capri 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Colonia Club 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Quercia 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Acqua Di Parma Mandorlo Di Sicilia 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Mirto Di Panarea 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Essenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ARIANA GRANDE Cloud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $20
Anna Sui Flight of Fancy 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16
Al Haramain L’Aventure 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Al Harmain L’Aventure Blanche 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM Parfum Version 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF CDNIM Milestone 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF Tres Nuit 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF Derby Club House 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Bond 9 New York Nights 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
Bond 9 Chinatown 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML- $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
BVLGARI Goldea The Roman Night 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $17.50
BENTLEY INTENSE Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
BERDOUES Collection Perfumes GRAND CRU Eau de parfum made in FRANCE:
MILLÉSIME OUD WA VANILLIA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
MAASAÏ MARA - 2 ML - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
SOMEI YOSHINO - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
PÉNG LÁI - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
AZUR RIVERA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Banana Republic ICON COLLECTION Eau de Parfum:
Tobacco & Tonka Bean - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Gardenia & Cardamom - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
83 Leather Reserve - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Dark Cherry & Amber - 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML- $17.50
Neroli Woods - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
17 Oud Mosaic - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
78 Vintage Green - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Peony & Peppercorn - - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Linen Vetiver - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
90 Pure White - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
06 Black Platinum - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Cypress Cedar - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
CARNER BARCELONA Botafumeiro - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CARNER BARCELONA Ambar Del Sur - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CHANEL Gabrielle Essence 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
CHANEL Allure 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Cologne 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Egoiste Platinum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Pour Monsieur EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Creed Aventus 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Creed Aventus 10th Anniversary 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus Cologne 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus For Her 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Viking 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Viking Cologne 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed EROLFA 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Neroli Sauvage 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Millesime Imperial 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Vetiver 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Santal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Green Irish Tweed 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Oud 2 ML - $14.50, 5 ML - $33.50
Creed Himalaya 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Tabarome 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Bois du Portugal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Virgin Island Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Silver Mountain Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Maifair 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Princess Oud 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Pure White Cologne 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Jardin d’Amalfi 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed White Amber 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Carolina Herrera Saffron Lazuli 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50, 10 ML - $45.50
Carolina Herrera Bad Boy 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
CARTIER Pasha Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
CHOPARD Amber Malaki 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $10.50
COACH New York Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
COSTUME NATIONAL Soul 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Calvin Klein ETERNITY 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth for Her 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
COTY ASPEN 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit EDT 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit Le Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme 2020 EDT 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme Le Parfum 2020 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50 (RARE)
DIOR Homme ORIGINAL 2021 EDT - 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50 (NEW & RARE)
DIOR Homme Cologne 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
DIOR SAUVAGE EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR SAUVAGE Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE PARFUM 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE EXTREME 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR Jadore EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
DIOR Addict Shine 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana The One EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G The One INTENSE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
D & G Velvet Amber Sun EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana INTENSO EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Eau Intense 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Intense For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIESEL Spirit of The Brave 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Demeter Pineapple 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14
Elizabeth & James White Nirvana 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Etat Libre d’Orange You or Someone Else 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
English Laundry Windsor 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
English Laundry Notting Hill 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Frederic Malle Portrait of a Lady 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.25, 10 ML - $48
Francis Kurkdjian L’Homme A la Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Francis Kurkdjian Grand Soir 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 - 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Satin Mood EDP 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Silk Mood Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Petit Matin EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Universalis 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Guerlain Oud Essentiel 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50, 10 ML - $20.50
Guerlain Shalimar Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
Guerlain Mon Guerlain EDP 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
GUCCI Guilty EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
GUCCI Guilty Pour Homme EDP 2020 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Guilty OUD 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $14.50
GUCCI Guilty Love Edition 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Made To Measure 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Bloom Profumo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4.50, 10 ML - $8.50
Giorgio Beverly Hills Wings 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9
HERMES Terre EDT 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES Terre Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
HERMES H24 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES TWILLY Eau De Parfum - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Rhubarbe Ecarlate - 2 ML - $5
HERMES D'Orange Verte - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Un Jardin Sur Le Toit 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Intense 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Infinite 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Hugo Reversed 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS FEME 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
INITIO Oud For Greatness 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Side Effect 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Atomic Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Musk Therapy 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Rehab 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
ISSEY MIYAKE Pulse Of The Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey Noir Ambre 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey For Man 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML -$10.50
ISSEY MIYAKE FUSION D'ISSEY 2020 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jo Malone Wood Sage & Sea Salt 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Oud & Bergamot 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Myrrh & Tonka 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male SnowGlobe 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
JOHN VARVATOS OUD EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Let's Settle in the Bedroom like Adults 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Angel's Share 2 ML - $12.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LACOSTE Inspiration 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
LACOSTE Touch of Pink 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Lattafa Oud For Glory Bade Al Oud (Initio Oud for Greatness Clone) 2 ML -$3, 5 ML -$7,10 ML $14
Lattafa Velvet Oud EDP (Tom Ford Ombre Leather Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Woody Oud (Tom Ford Oud Wood Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Alhambra Rose Petals EDP (Tom Ford Rose Prick Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML -$14
Lattafa Khamrah (Killian's Angels Share Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
L'Aventure Blanche Al Haramain EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Lalique Encre Noire 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Lalique Encre Noire A L'extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LANCOME Hypnose 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LANCOME La Vie Est Belle 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Mancera Aoud Lemon Mint 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Cedrat Boise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Black Intensitive Aoud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Instant Crush 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Martin Margiela By the fireplace 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela Sailing Day 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela By the Lemon Trees 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
MONTBLANC Explorer 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
MONTBLANC Legend EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Legend Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Individuel 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MOSCHINO Toy Boy EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MUGLER A*Men Pure Havane 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11
MUGLER Cologne 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 10ML - $17.50
Mercedes Benz Club Black 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Mercedes Benz SELECT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Marc Jacobs DECADENCE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Miu Miu Miu Miu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
NAUTICA Voyage 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $13.50
Narcisco Rodrigues For Her EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11.25
Nasomatto Black Afgano 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Baraonda 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Pardon 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Duro 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Ormonde Jayne Tolu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
PACO RABANNE XS 2018 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Penhaligon - The Favourite Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Greenley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kuhuyan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Akaster 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Percival 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kalan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Darley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Nisean 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Habdan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Layton 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Layton Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Oajan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Sedley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Shagya 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Godolphin 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Galloway 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Carlisle 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Herod 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Marienbad 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Day for Night 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada L’Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada L’Homme INTENSE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa Carbon 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa OCEAN 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
PINO Selvestre Original 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
ROCHAS Moustache EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Reyane Tradition Insurrection II Pure Extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $11.50
Ralph Lauren POLO BLUE EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML-$15.50
Ralph Lauren POLO RED 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Ralph Lauren Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ralph Lauren Pure Turquoise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Revlon Charlie Red 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Revlon Charlie Gold 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Serge Lutens Chergui 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Serge Lutens Clair de Musc 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Serge Lutens La Couche du Diable 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
SHISEIDO Relaxing Fragrance 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50 (Discntd/hard to find)
Swiss Arabian Royal Mystery EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
SEAN JOHN Unforgivable 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16.50
Sarah Jessica Parker Lovely 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Teo Cabanel Barkhane 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Tiziana Terenzi Ursa 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Tiziana Terenzi Chimaera Extrait De Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
TOM FORD Ombre Leather EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Grey Vetiver EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Beau De Jour EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Black Orchid Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME PARFUM 2022 EDP 2 ML - $11.50, 5 ML - $23.50 NEW
TOM FORD OUD WOOD EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
TOM FORD Tuscan Leather EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
TOM FORD Venetian Bergamot Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDT 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA 2021 EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDP Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $21.50
STERLING JUST JACK COLLECTION by ARMAF Eau De Parfum (Clones of Tom Ford fragrances):
TOBACCO LEAF (TOBACCO VANILLE Clone) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NEROLI (NEROLI PORTOFINO Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
HOMME NOIR (NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NOIR ENDURANCE (NOIR EXTREME Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
BLACK IS BLACK (NOIR DE NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
OMBRE SUEDE (OMBRE LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
FANTA FAB (THE Fuckxxing FABULOUS Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
ITALIAN LEATHER (TUSCAN LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
Tommy Bahama Set Sail St. Barts 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Torry Burch Torry Burch 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Usher UR 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Extreme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Infrared 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf FlowerBomb 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
VERSACE Man Eau Fraiche 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML - $15.50
VERSACE DYLAN Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9
VERSACE EROS EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS FLAME 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme OUD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Bright Crystal 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ambre Impérial Van Cleef & Arpels 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Erba Pura 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Naxos 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Lira 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Y EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL LIBRE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL Tuxedo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Caban 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Trench 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL 37 rue de Bellechasse 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
ZARA Denim Couture 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4, 10 ML - $8
4711 Original Eau de Cologne 4711 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9

Yep, that's a Grease reference in the post title. If you've opened this post, you might as well read on through:
You don't have to be a conventional beauty to be beautiful. You could have different hair color every 3 weeks, a few tattoos, and piercings. I appreciate all forms of beauty; starting with your inner passions and soul. If any of this (or a previous post of mine) rings true to you or grabs your interest, please do not hesitate to reach out. Who knows? It could lead to something real special!
I’m going to be specific as I write this, and I apologize if I get too long winded. In my mind, this is a wish list of sorts for what I’m looking for in my lg/sub. It’s hard being a Daddy Dom without someone to dote on, cuddle with, or adore. I miss that as well as that connection you can have with someone; that intimacy where they become one of the few to see all of you; that adoration, that warmth; I miss it so.
I’m not your regular Daddy Dom as I don’t enjoy ageplay. I enjoy being called Daddy, caring for my little girl, helping her be the best she can be, guiding her, snuggling with her, and above all else: loving her. I’m looking for a little girl who is strong and willful in her day-to-day life, someone who wouldn’t be thought to be kinky or craving a Daddy, but truly needs it. I like her to be bratty, be able to put up with teasing & jokes and fire back, but she knows who she belongs to. A gorgeous woman who would hang on my arm out in public, bending over when her Daddy ordered her to, and then taking her home & cuddling her throughout the night.
I have a variety of kinks that include anal, impact play, squirting, cum play, biting, bruising, risky play, collars, leashes, and more. Limits are anything to do with the underage, animals, and poo. I’m open to discussing more when we introduce ourselves.
I enjoy trying new things: new foods, new restaurants, new locations, new media, etc. I like to explore, read, and research. The more you know, the more you can grow. As for media: I do enjoy television (What We Do in The Shadows, Bob's Burgers, Better Call Saul!, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, Ozark), movies (Big Lebowski, Die Hard, John Wick, Monty Python, Mel Brooks films), some comic books (Watchmen), and some anime and manga (MHA, Fire Force, Death Note, Dragonball).
I love reading, writing, researching random things on the internet, telling jokes, making people laugh in general, not taking 99% of life seriously, and just having a good time. I love to laugh so if you do too and can laugh at the world & the seriousness of it & life, we'll definitely get along! I have a unique sense of humor so I'm hoping you can appreciate it and not take offense. I love (love, love, LOVE) Italian food and I do my best to cook it. I’ve been told I’m pretty good at cooking and grilling. Also, I’ve gotten compliments about my massages as well because of my strong, always-warm hands. I am 420 friendly, a social drinker, and open to pretty much anything.
I am located on Long Island for the time being and I’d love to find something local or around the area if need be; but I am not married to living in NY for the rest of my life. I want to travel the world and see the sights (especially Europe, especially Italy) so for the right person and the right reasons, I would happily move.
So, after taking up so much space (thanks if you’ve made it this far!), I think that’s all I have to say (or at least should say) for now. If you find yourself interested in me or anything I’ve spilled onto this page, drop me a line. I’d be happy to answer any questions as well. Please don’t leave Daddy waiting too much longer as he’s looking forward to hearing from you soon.
It doesn't matter how long this is up, if this any of this rings true to you, I want to hear from you :) That’s right. I’m seeking YOU!

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Game Dev Studio & Garbage Strategy Sim Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Game Dev Studio	Simulation, Strategy	87% with 469 reviews (Very Positive)	$9.99	Single-player	12 hours	No	Unknown	Native
Garbage	Simulation, Management	69% with 761 reviews (Mixed)	$14.99	Single-player	Unknown	No	Playable	Unknown

UNLOVED, REKT & S.W.I.N.E Explosive Triple Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster	Strategy, RTS	94% with 757 reviews (Very Positive)	$9.99	Single-playeOnline PvP	5½ hours	No	Playable	Platinum
UNLOVED	Action, Gore	80% with 832 reviews (Very Positive)	$4.99	Single-playeOnline Co-op	8 hours	Yes	Unknown	Platinum
REKT! High Octane Stunts	Action, Indie	92% with 83 reviews (Very Positive)	$5.99	Single-playeShared and Split Screen Co-op	4 hours	No	Verified	Unknown

Medieval Kingdom Wars: Deluxe Edition

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Medieval Kingdom Wars	Grand Strategy, RTS	78% with 2,187 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$19.99	Single-playeOnline PvP & Co-op	Unknown	Yes	Playable	Gold
Royal Blood (DLC)	DLC	No reviews	$4.99	Single-playeOnline PvP	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC
Greater World (DLC)	DLC	2 reviews	$5.99	Single-playeOnline PvP & Co-op	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC

Super Panda & Noitu Love 2: Devolution Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Noitu Love 2: Devolution	Action, Indie	93% with 493 reviews (Very Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	1½ hours	Yes	Unknown	Gold
Super Panda Adventures	Platformer, Indie	95% with 696 reviews (Overwhelmingly Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	7½ hours	Yes	Unsupported	Gold

Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones & Through the Woods Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones	RPG, Indie	66% with 1,627 reviews (Mixed)	$19.99	Single-player	13 hours	Yes	Playable	Native/Unknown
Through the Woods	Adventure, Indie	71% with 1,002 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$19.99	Single-player	3 hours	Yes	Playable	Gold

Re-Legion & Conglomerate Cyberpunk Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Re-Legion	Strategy, Action	60% with 187 reviews (Mixed)	$9.99	Single-player	Unknown	Yes	Unknown	Platinum
Conglomerate 451	RPG, Indie	65% with 132 reviews (Mixed)	$19.99	Single-player	Unknown	Yes	Unknown	Native/Unknown

Lovecraft's Untold Stories & BLACKHOLE Complete Edition Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Lovecraft's Untold Stories	Lovecraftian, Action	79% with 592 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$14.99	Single-player	5½ hours	Yes	Verified	Platinum
BLACKHOLE	Adventure, Indie	87% with 550 reviews (Very Positive)	$8.99	Single-player	20 hours	Yes	Playable	Native
BLACKOLE Complete Edition Upgrade (DLC)	DLC	9 reviews	$4.99	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC

Anomaly Complete Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Anomaly 2 & Soundtrack	Strategy, Action	78% with 345 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$14.99	Single-player	6½ hours	Yes	Unknown	Native
Anomaly Korea	Strategy, Action	71% with 181 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	3½ hours	No	Unsupported	Native/Silver
Anomaly Warzone Earth	Strategy, Indie	86% with 861 reviews (Very Positive)	$9.99	Single-player	6½ hours	Yes	Unsupported	Native
Anomaly Warzone Earth Mobile Campaign	Strategy, Action	78% with 160 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	4 hours	Yes	Unknown	Native/Silver

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Dollar Collections — New Additions

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Game Dev Studio & Garbage Strategy Sim Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Game Dev Studio	Simulation, Strategy	87% with 469 reviews (Very Positive)	$9.99	Single-player	12 hours	No	Unknown	Native
Garbage	Simulation, Management	69% with 761 reviews (Mixed)	$14.99	Single-player	Unknown	No	Playable	Unknown

UNLOVED, REKT & S.W.I.N.E Explosive Triple Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster	Strategy, RTS	94% with 757 reviews (Very Positive)	$9.99	Single-playeOnline PvP	5½ hours	No	Playable	Platinum
UNLOVED	Action, Gore	80% with 832 reviews (Very Positive)	$4.99	Single-playeOnline Co-op	8 hours	Yes	Unknown	Platinum
REKT! High Octane Stunts	Action, Indie	92% with 83 reviews (Very Positive)	$5.99	Single-playeShared and Split Screen Co-op	4 hours	No	Verified	Unknown

Medieval Kingdom Wars: Deluxe Edition

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Medieval Kingdom Wars	Grand Strategy, RTS	78% with 2,187 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$19.99	Single-playeOnline PvP & Co-op	Unknown	Yes	Playable	Gold
Royal Blood (DLC)	DLC	No reviews	$4.99	Single-playeOnline PvP	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC
Greater World (DLC)	DLC	2 reviews	$5.99	Single-playeOnline PvP & Co-op	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC

Super Panda & Noitu Love 2: Devolution Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Noitu Love 2: Devolution	Action, Indie	93% with 493 reviews (Very Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	1½ hours	Yes	Unknown	Gold
Super Panda Adventures	Platformer, Indie	95% with 696 reviews (Overwhelmingly Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	7½ hours	Yes	Unsupported	Gold

Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones & Through the Woods Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones	RPG, Indie	66% with 1,627 reviews (Mixed)	$19.99	Single-player	13 hours	Yes	Playable	Native/Unknown
Through the Woods	Adventure, Indie	71% with 1,002 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$19.99	Single-player	3 hours	Yes	Playable	Gold

Re-Legion & Conglomerate Cyberpunk Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Re-Legion	Strategy, Action	60% with 187 reviews (Mixed)	$9.99	Single-player	Unknown	Yes	Unknown	Platinum
Conglomerate 451	RPG, Indie	65% with 132 reviews (Mixed)	$19.99	Single-player	Unknown	Yes	Unknown	Native/Unknown

Lovecraft's Untold Stories & BLACKHOLE Complete Edition Double Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Lovecraft's Untold Stories	Lovecraftian, Action	79% with 592 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$14.99	Single-player	5½ hours	Yes	Verified	Platinum
BLACKHOLE	Adventure, Indie	87% with 550 reviews (Very Positive)	$8.99	Single-player	20 hours	Yes	Playable	Native
BLACKOLE Complete Edition Upgrade (DLC)	DLC	9 reviews	$4.99	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC	DLC

Anomaly Complete Pack

Title	Genres	Rating	Product Price (USD)	Modes	HLTB	Cards	Steam Deck	ProtonDB
Anomaly 2 & Soundtrack	Strategy, Action	78% with 345 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$14.99	Single-player	6½ hours	Yes	Unknown	Native
Anomaly Korea	Strategy, Action	71% with 181 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	3½ hours	No	Unsupported	Native/Silver
Anomaly Warzone Earth	Strategy, Indie	86% with 861 reviews (Very Positive)	$9.99	Single-player	6½ hours	Yes	Unsupported	Native
Anomaly Warzone Earth Mobile Campaign	Strategy, Action	78% with 160 reviews (Mostly Positive)	$4.99	Single-player	4 hours	Yes	Unknown	Native/Silver

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Tyler
A solid half hour of hugs, kisses, handshakes, back slaps, well wishes, greetings from new inlaws and long time customers of the shop alike, and the occasional cheek pinch by one of his new auntie in laws for good measure ensued.
Finally the ebbing of the great tide of very happy people sees the Sarkin clan installed in one of the large booths that dominate the corners and walls of the room.
Set up with a two piece table with the centerpiece able to spin to allow people to share dishes easier, and to allow waitresses to gently send food to customers in the corner without any form of issue around a circular table. Miu'Kin's mother, Kamei'Kin, had pulled out all the stops and laid out a veritable feast in front of the new members of her family, clearly eager to celebrate her youngest daughter's success by the preferred method of the Kin clan... food.
Dino ribs that would do Fred Flintstone proud, delectable looking steaks of some local critter that were just right in terms of being juicy and lean. Cuts of rich white and red fish fresh off the grill or served raw. Fresh steamed crustaceans and shellfish. Whole game birds of sizes ranging from 'chicken' up to a glossy fried bird with beautiful crispy skin that resembled and tasted like pure dark meat turkey but was around the size of an ostrich.
That last one was something that Tyler had immediately texted Jerry about as soon as he had his first bite. Not just because it was a good opportunity for his boss and friend's business... but also because he wanted to be able to butter fry one of these monsters and eat it himself whenever he pleased too!
With all that meat in front of them it was easy to miss the various sides. Mostly small types of rough vegetables, the turtle rice or a few other little things that packed a serious punch flavor wise by Galactic standards, or served as a form of cleanser, like ginger almost. All served with ample Apuk style sauces ranging from something not too far off from BBQ sauce to more of the berry jam that had been in the pastry they'd enjoyed earlier at Caring Conquests. The main flavoring on offer was of course one of the Apuk's favorite animal based foodstuffs... butter.
Apuk used enough butter to make Paula Dean an honorary noble, if not a saint in one of the Apuk's native religions. They cooked in it, put it on food in various formats ranging from butter based sauces to slightly less complicated offerings. For example, lightly herbed butter was a favorite for many Apuk to put on meat. The herb and butter mixture was considered strong stuff by the Apuk and was just flavorful enough that a human could enjoy it without needing to supplement any further flavor... except maybe a pinch of salt like most galactic cuisine.
Cassie, normally so prim and proper was apparently hungry enough that she'd gone slightly feral, and was forcing herself to not automatically hood her wings over her food like a great bird of prey as she tore at one of the dinosaur ribs, proclaiming it to be absolutely delicious before cracking the bone and eating the marrow and moving on to the next rib in the rack.
For Tyler's part while the sheer volume of meat was awe inspiring, he felt himself craving a decent amount of vegetables, or at least a bowl of plain white rice to cut all the richness with as the meal went on. In fact the more he thought about that, the more appealing layering some of this mountain of carnivorous delights onto a bowl of freshly steamed white rice became.
The sheer mix of delectable flavors that would soak into the rice as he worked his way through the meat alone seemed designed to tantalize his taste buds. Thankfully the Apuk grain the troops on the Tear generally called Turtle rice was a somewhat close enough substitute. It got the job done any way, even if it lacked the delicate flavor of true white rice.
Miu'Kin, for her part, was having a grand time despite her initial familial misgivings. She was seated to Tyler's right, teaching her new husband about Apuk family style cuisine both for her family specifically and for the capital region.
There were commonalities compared to Nara's home province, and as the capital you could generally get anything from anywhere on the planet if you wanted it, but the Kin mainstay was Northern cuisine which tended towards more intense flavors.
The North also had a unique dish in a strong broth that was served cool, and either drunk as a beverage or a very strong tea, or eaten with noodles in a style that strongly reminded Tyler of soba. It was considered essential for cooling off when you were out working near an active volcano in the specific parts of the North the Kins hailed from.
There was of course hot noodle dishes too, Apuk spicy noodles was a dish that had eagerly been adopted by humans aboard the Tear after Jerry had learned about them on a date with Masha, though Nara pointed out that the way it was served on the Tear was distinctly non-traditional to a horrified Kamei'Kin.
"Well that just won't do at all! I'll be sure to send a cookbook along with you when you head back up to orbit. I know you humans can take a lot but there's no reason to not get it right. Besides, if I manage to open up a dialogue with this Chief Noitaka of yours, I bet I can get some tips on doing things in a more human style. This dashi stock you talked about sounds very similar to some concepts in Apuk cuisine already and I just bet I could replicate it... without the massive amount of sodium chloride and other poisons you seem to ingest. An Apuk grade human hot sauce also seems like it has a lot of potential too! Oh this will be all sorts of fun! Especially if I can actually get my hands on some human style meat."
Tyler nods, smiling at his newest mother in law. "I don't see why not ma'am-"
Kamei'Kin holds up a hand. "Hold it right there. I love that you're so polite, sweet ember but really I can't have my son in law, or any of my daughters in law calling me ma'am! You just call me Kamei'Kin or "Momma" like my little flame over here."
Miu'Kin wilts slightly, clearly wishing her species still had a shell so she could hide in it for a moment, only to brighten up a touch when Tyler gives her thigh a reassuring squeeze under the table. He could appreciate how it could feel having a parent who was such a... bombastic personality to say the least.
Kamei'Kin settles back in the booth a bit. "So, let's get down to the brass tacks I suppose, how long till you leave? I always figured Miu would leave Serbow at some point but goddess's shell it does seem like it's come up faster than I'd expected."
Tyler shrugs. "Well we don't rightly know, we were making port call for at least two weeks, and we're a literal day into the first week practically speaking, but now the Skipper's marrying an Imperial Princess so gods only know how long that's gonna take to shake out completely. There's some sort of business the Skipper needs to attend to in Nodawk city in the Tier barony too, so that'll eat some time up, I mean the list goes on. I'm sure the Captain and the diplomats will find plenty for us to do to make the stop over worth the time. Can't just have everyone on liberty the whole time after all. Though from what we just saw at Caring Conquests one of the major activities will be moving the personal effects of new Apuk spouses up to the Tier from Serbow."
Kamei'Kin slaps her knee and lets out a bark of laughter. "Don't I believe it too! Hah! Goodness it's been awhile since we found a species that had menfolk who were downright eager for Apuk brides. Normally ladies like us and the Cannidor can have a hard time reeling in mates from the more delicate species. Dating only Apex species limits the dating pool quite a bit, to the point that you may as well marry into your own species. Apuk in general tend to stick to our own space and prefer our own culture... similar again to the Cannidor. So we end up marrying within our own species more often than not."
Tyler nods. "Then along comes my species, and the biggest debate in the barracks among our Marines and sailors is if Apuk or Cannidor make for the best possible bride for a human. With strong camps arguing for the Horchka and Seramali, but that's a demographic bias as much as anything. We have a lot of men happily married to Seramali and Horchka gals, myself included. Undaunted wide, the Apuk and Cannidor have very strong fan clubs among humans."
"Considering you've got two Apuk brides, two Seramali and this beauty of a Rabbis to my left I think I can guess where you fall in that debate."
"Heh. Guilty as charged. Cannidor can be a bit... much for me. I enjoyed meeting the Crimsonhewers at our last port call, and I've met some of their girls who have shipped aboard the Tear now, but honestly, even married and allegedly a bit calmer they're just... a lot. Apuk have big personalities but tend to compensate by being proper ladies too. That said I've met a lot of wonderful alien women from all sorts of species now and while I understand the debate as just something stupid to kill time, I don't think there's a definitive species that produces the best wives for humanity as a whole. It's a silly concept inherently. I'm sure there's a guy out there who's got a perfect match in just about any species. Hell one of my buddies has built himself a family of primarily Arachne women... and frankly, while his wives are lovely for the most part, they creep me the fuck out to the point that I have trouble being in the same room as them. I've never been a big fan of spiders."
The Apuk matriarch considers that for a moment and nods. "Hmmm, fair enough, there's always going to be one species or another that someone just can't process or understand for whatever reason. I don't understand the Slohb at all. Or the type of man who'd seek out a Vulba or Charbis hive as his family. Or other peoples with what we might consider more extreme lifestyles... and I know the Apuk's lifestyle, especially here on Serbow where things are still a bit more... traditional, than the colonies, you could say, is considered extreme in it's own way.”
"Kidnapping as a method of courtship can certainly leave that impression on people." Cassie notes primly, gently dabbing her mouth with a linen napkin to clean off any errant sauce or meat.
"Oh psh." Kamei'Kin waves Cassie off a bit with a laugh. "It's not that common!" She stops and considers for a second. "Well. It is more socially accepted, so fair enough. Ah you lot are fun though! I'm glad Miu'Kin got settled into such a wonderful family. Make sure you folks stop by on the regular while you're still on Serbow alright? Food's on me!"
The Sarkins exchange some looks and Tyler turns to face his new mother in law more directly.
"With food like this on offer, you can consider that a promise Kamei'Kin. I'll see about sending some of the boys your way too. Humans appreciate a good meal and I do try to help family out where I can."
"Well hell, always happy to have new customers! I'll make sure anyone from that ship gets treated proper. It's just not right to let visitors to Serbow escape without a little Apuk home style hospitality in their lives!"
Cassie rips a chunk off another rib. "On that, I think we can all certainly agree!"
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• Bellefontaine in Bloom
  • Spring 2023
  • Join others for a brisk spring walk through Bellefontaine Cemetery and Arboretum! In the months of March, April, and May, Bellefontaine offers a two-hour walking tour of the cemetery and arboretum. This 2-hour walk will be led by one of their Master Guides who will convey highlights of the cemetery grounds, horticulture, and a variety of intriguing figures who call Bellefontaine their last address. Particular attention will be paid to the Horticulture side of the cemetery while in different levels of bloom during these spring tours.
• Chess at the Brewery
  • Every Wednesday
  • Local meetup group of chess players that meet at breweries on Wednesday nights. They rotate locations each week.
  • See their Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/chessatthebrewery/) for the location this week.
• Chihuly in the Missouri Botanical Garden
  • Running until October 15, 2023
  • The work of world-renowned artist Dale Chihuly is coming to the Missouri Botanical Garden in a stunning exhibition uniting art and nature. With thousands of pieces of blown glass forms in 20 dramatic installations throughout the Garden’s grounds, Chihuly in the Garden 2023 presents these artworks on a grand scale
• Confluence Music Festival at World Wide Technology Raceway
  • June 2 - 4, 2023
  • The 80,000-plus fans projected to attend the upcoming Enjoy Illinois 300, a NASCAR Cup Series race at World Wide Technology Raceway, will be entertained at every turn.
  • In its second year, the Confluence Music Festival will showcase innovation, talent and live entertainment. The festival will feature 30 local, regional and national acts, including headliner Dierks Bentley, performing on multiple stages over the weekend.
• Family Night with Fredbird
  • Wednesdays
  • Join others at Cardinals Nation Restaurant & Bar for Family Night with Fredbird on select Wednesday evenings this off-season! Bring your family down for games, prizes, and meet Fredbird from 6:30-7:30pm.
• Ferguson Farmers’ Market
  • Every Saturday
  • Enjoy live music and special events in a festive family atmosphere, and discover a wide variety of edible delights, including homemade jelly, farm fresh eggs, honey, spices, and meats. You’ll also find an ever-changing array of gift and specialty vendors, selling everything from cut flowers and bedding plants to hand-painted artwork and small-batch soaps.
  • If it’s homemade, handmade or fresh and tasty, you can buy it at the Ferguson Farmers’ Market.
• First Friday at the Contemporary Art Museum: Queer Revolution
  • June 2, 2023
  • Start the first Friday of the month with art, music, and culture in the Grand Center Arts District. This month, join others for an evening celebrating queer revolutionary action and performance.
• First Friday at St. Louis Science Center: Star Trek
  • June 2, 2023
  • Star Trek returns for discovery at the Saint Louis Science Center’s First Friday, focusing on LGBTQ+ voices in the Star Trek universe during Pride Month.
• Green Living Festival at St. Louis Art Museum
  • June 3, 2023
  • Help your family, friends and coworkers live green! The Missouri Botanical Garden’s annual Green Living Festival will host a series of pop-up events during its “Summer of Sustainability,” with the first event taking place at the Saint Louis Art Museum.
• Jackie Joyner Kersee 5K
  • June 3, 2023
  • Don't miss the fun and excitement of the inaugural JJK5K Race June 3 at World Wide Technology Raceway as part of the 2023 NASCAR weekend. This marks the first-ever race named in honor to benefit hometown champion Jackie Joyner Kersee.
  • Jackie will award the medals herself – this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to run on the track and be photographed crossing the finish line, cheered on by our hometown Olympic champion!
• Karaoke Wednesdays at HandleBar
  • Every Wednesday
  • Browse the catalog and find your favorite songs to sing! Songbookslive.com/stlredcarpet
• Karaoke Wednesdays at Mack's Bar & Grill
  • Every Wednesday
• Lafayette Square Summer Concert Series
  • June 3, 2023
  • As part of Lafayette Square’s free summer concert series, Power Play Band will perform in Lafayette Park on June 3. Spanning genres such as jazz, classic rock, R&B, swing, Latin and pop, Power Play does it all! Gather friends and family, pack food and beverages, and don’t miss this lively event.
• Landmarks Downtown Walking Tours
  • Every Saturday
  • Landmarks Downtown St. Louis Walking Tours: History, Culture, Architecture, and Exercise: What could be better on a Saturday morning?
• NASCAR Cup Series: Enjoy Illinois 300
  • June 3 - 4, 2023
  • Enjoy Illinois 300, a NASCAR Cup Series race, returns to World Wide Technology Raceway on June 3 and 4.
• Open Mic Night at Schlafly Bottleworks (Maplewood)
  • Every Wednesday
  • Join others every Wednesday evening and showcase your talents with our Open Mic Night! Open sign up begins at 6:30PM with music starting at 7:00PM. They welcome original material, covers and spoken word! Grab a beer, then play and listen every Wednesday! There are no cover charges and no drink minimums to attend.
• Shakespeare in the Park: Twelfth Night
  • May 31 - June 25, 2023
  • Often regarded as William Shakespeare’s greatest comedy, Twelfth Night is bursting with romance, music and high times.
  • Shakespeare in the Park is free to attend; no reservations are required. Just show up with your blankets, chairs and picnics and find a spot on the lawn. Shakespeare Glen opens at 6:30. Food by Steve’s Hot Dogs is available for purchase, and drinks by STL Barkeep.
• Soccer Pre-Match Street Party at Schlafly Tap Room
  • June 3, 2023
  • Join others before every City SC home match for a Street Party with the St. Louligans Soccer Supporters Group. They will block off the street next to the Tap Room (now known as Louligan Street) so fans can enjoy good beer, great food, music and fun before they march over to the stadium together.
• Soulard Farmer's Market
  • Wednesdays - Saturdays
  • Soulard Farmers Market is located at 730 Carroll Street in St. Louis, Missouri, a half mile north of the Anheuser-Busch Brewery. The market is open Wednesday through Saturday, year round. They feature locally grown and shipped in goods, including: produce, meats, cheeses, spices, gourmet kettle corn, flowers, baked goods, and general merchandise. There are also several different eateries that have many food options, which allows customers the convenience to grab a quick bite to eat and a drink while shopping.
• Sunrise Yoga at Kiener Plaza
  • Every Tuesday
  • Awaken your body and bask in the morning sunlight! This gentle yoga practice is designed to energize and align your body and mind through movement and breath. Bring your own mat/towel and water bottle.
• Thursday Nights at the Museum
  • Every Thursday
  • Kick off your weekend at the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park! Each Thursday Night at the Museum will be the most fun, engaging, uplifting, thought-provoking, perspective-shaping night of your week. And there are drinks.
  • Join others starting at 5:30pm for happy hour and pop-up activities, such as brief tours, games, and performances. The main stage comes to life at 6:30pm, light appetizers and drinks are available for purchase until 7:00pm, and the Museum’s exhibits are open until 8:00pm for you to explore!
• Tower Grove Farmer's Market
  • Every Tuesday & Saturday
  • Join others every Saturday of the 2023 Tower Grove Farmers Market Season. They'll have over 100 vendors with local produce, meat, flowers, eggs, honey, prepared foods, art, jewelry, live music, and so much more.
• Whitaker Music Festival
  • Every Wednesday until August 2nd
  • The Missouri Botanical Garden is an idyllic place to listen to live music. On Wednesday evenings throughout the summer, the garden hosts free, open-air concerts as part of the annual Whitaker Music Festival.

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Sporting Events This Week	Attractions Around the Area	Comedy This Week
St. Louis Cardinals schedule	Anheuser-Busch Brewery	Funny Bone Comedy Club
St. Louis Blues schedule	City Museum	Helium Comedy Club
St. Louis City SC schedule	Gateway Arch	The Improv Shop
St. Louis Battlehawks schedule	Missouri History Museum
St. Louis Billikens schedule	National Blues Museum
Gateway Grizzlies schedule	St. Louis Aquarium
Gateway Motorsports Park	St. Louis Art Museum
St. Louis Ambush schedule	St. Louis Science Center
	St. Louis Zoo

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Trivia Nights
Location	Date/Time	More Information
Anheuser-Busch Biergarten	Tuesdays 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm	Trivia Details
Bar K	Tuesdays at 7:00 pm
City Foundry	Thursdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Joey B's on the Hill	Mondays 8:30 pm - 10:30 pm	Trivia Details
Nick's Pub	Mondays
Felix's Pizza Pub	Tuesdays at 8:00 pm	Trivia Details
Schlafly Brewpubs (Any Location)	Tuesdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm	Trivia Details
Rockwell Beer Co	Tuesdays	Trivia Details (Reservations required)
The Mack	Tuesdays at 8:00 pm	Trivia Details
The Pat Connolly Tavern	Wednesdays at 7:00 pm
The Post	Wednesdays 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm	Trivia Details
Pieces Board Game Bar & Cafe	Wednesdays	Trivia Details
HandleBar	Thursdays at 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm	Trivia Details
Steve's Hot Dogs	Tuesdays 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm	Trivia Details

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Live Music This Week
Music Venues	Live Music Around Town
Blueberry Hill Duck Room	1860 Saloon
Chesterfield Amphitheater	BB's Jazz, Blues & Soups
Delmar Hall	Broadway Oyster Bar
Enterprise Center	City Foundry
The Fabulous Fox Theatre	Gallery Pub
The Factory	Game 6 Honky Tonk
Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre	Gaslight Lounge
Off Broadway	The Heavy Anchor
Old Rock House	Jazz St. Louis
The Pageant	Joe's Cafe
Red Flag	The Lot on the Landing
The Sheldon	McGurk's
St. Louis Music Park	SoFar St. Louis Secret performances around town
St. Louis Symphony Concert Calendar	Venice Cafe
Stifel Theatre	Yaquis on Cherokee

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Recurring Outdoor Activities
Big Muddy Adventures – STL Riverfront Adventure	Big Muddy Adventures was established in 2002. They are the first professional outfitteguiding company providing access to the wild wonders of the Middle Mississippi and Lower Missouri Rivers.
Gateway Arch Events	There are a variety of things to do along the Mississippi River.
Hidden Valley Ski Resort	Ziplining, scenic chairlift rides, and hiking trails opened during the summer. Skiing, snowboarding during the winter.

Photos upon request
 

amiibo	Condition
Zelda Loftwing	New In Box
Sanrio amiibo cards	Sealed Pack
Inkling Boy - Neon Green	Loose/Mint
Mario Cereal Box	Cereal Removed/Flattened
Isabelle Summer Outfit	Open Box
Cyrus/K.K./Reese	New In Box/Damaged box
Tom Nook	New In Box
Mabel	New In Box

 

Switch	Condition
Azure Striker Gunvolt Striker Pack	Sealed
Aggelos	Complete in Box
Bendy and the Ink Machine	Complete in Box
Cruel King and the Great Hero Storybook Edition	Complete in Box
Disgaea 1 Rosen Edition	Complete in Box
Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Collector's Edition	Sealed
Metroid Dread Collector's Edition	Sealed, a few dings associated with shipping
Monster Hunter Stories 2 Collector's Edition	Sealed
The Mummy Demastered	Complete in Box
Pokemon Sword + Expansion	Cart only, Expansion pass is on cartridge
River City Girls	Sealed, Best Buy Variant
Shadowverse Champion's Battle	Loose
Shantae Collector's Edition	Sealed
Shantae Risky's Revenge Collector's Edition	Sealed
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection	Sealed
Unravel 2	Sealed
Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution	Loose
Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap	Complete in Box

 

Wii	Condition
Batallion Wars 2	Game and Case
Castle of Shikigami III	Complete in Box
Okami	Game and Case

 

WiiU Games	Condition
Batman Arkham City Armored Edition	Sealed
Disney Infinity 2.0	Sealed
Mario Kart 8	Complete in Box
Nintendoland	Complete in Box
Star Fox Guard	Complete in Box

 

DS	Condition
Super Scribblenauts	Loose
Witch's Wish	Game and Case, missing manual

 

3DS	Condition
Kid Icarus Uprising (Japanese)	Game, Manual, and Case (No Big Box)

 

GBA	Condition
Boktai 2	Loose
Game & Watch Gallery 4	Loose, Torn Label
Lady Sia	Loose, EU import
Lady Sia	Loose. Label imperfections
Super Puzzle Fighter 2	Complete in Box
Super Mario Advance	No label

 

GB	Condition
Alleyway	Loose
Castlevania Legends	Loose, label wear
Kid Dracula	Loose

 

NES	Condition
Faria	Game and Box. Box has some wear
Kid Icarus	Game, Box, and Manual; Box shows wear; Protective case for box and manual included

 

SNES	Condition
Mortal Kombat II	Loose
Super Scope 6	Loose
Wild Guns	Loose, Bad Label Damage

 

N64	Condition
Bomber Man 64 The Second Attack!	Loose
Pokemon Snap	Loose

 

Gamecube	Condition
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles	Disc and case. Artwork is a little dinged up. No Manual
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets	Complete in Box, blockbuster stickers on case.
Super Mario Sunshine	Game and Manual. Case included, but the artwork may be a reprint.

 

Sega Genesis	Condition
Genesis 6-Pak	Loose cartridge
Jurrassic Park	Loose cartridge, Sharpie on Label
Phantasy Star IV	Loose cartridge, Label Damage
Quackshot	Complete In Box
Rocket Knight Adventures	Loose cartridge, Label Damage
Spider-Man	Loose cartridge, Label Damage

 

Sega Saturn	Condition
Vampire Savior (Import, Dark Stalkers 2)	Game and artwork, no spine slip. Some creases in the artwork.

 

Sega Dreamcast	Condition
Power Stone	CIB
Power Stone 2	CIB

 

PSP	Condition
Silent Hill Origins	Game and Case

 

PS1	Condition
Castlevania Chronicles	Loose
Chocobo's Dungeon 2	Complete in Box
Crash Bash	Complete in Box
Dark Stalkers	Loose
Dark Stalkers 3	Loose
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver	Loose
Silent Hill	Loose disc
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo	Complete in Box
Valkyrie Profile	Discs and Case, no manual
World of Dragon Warrior Torneko The Last Hope	Loose disc

 

PS2	Condition
Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance	Complete in Box; Greatest Hits
Burnout	Complete in Box; Greatest Hits
Burnout 2	Loose Disc
Burnout 3 Takedown	Complete, Water Damage on back cover art
Burnout Dominator	Case and Disc, Disc has superficial scratches but still boots
Burnout Revenge	Complete, Greatest Hits
Castlevania Curse of Darkness	Loose, Disc has light scratching
Crash Bandicoot The Wrath of Cortex	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi	Complete in Box; Greatest Hits
Final Fantasy X	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Final Fantasy X-2	Complete; Greatest Hits
God of War II	Complete; Greatest Hits
Grand Theft Auto Vice City	Disc, Case, Poster, No Manual
.Hack Quaratine	Game, Anime Disc, and Case. Missing Manual
Jak and Daxter	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Marvel vs Capcom 2	Cracked Disc, won't boot for me. Comes with case, no manual
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2	Disc and Case
Need for Speed Underground	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Resident Evil Dead Aim	Game and Case, No manual
Scarface	Complete; Greatest Hits
Star Wars Battlefront II	Disc and Case
Tekken Tag Tournament	Disc and Case; Greatest Hits

 

PS3	Condition
Castlevania Lord of Shadow Collection	Loose

 

PS4	Condition
APEX Construct	Sealed

 

PS5	Condition
Battlefield 2042	Complete in Box

 

XBOX One	Condition
Watchdogs	Sealed

 

Consoles	Condition
Monster Hunter Rise Edition Switch	New in Box (No game code)
Playstation 2 w/FreeMcBoot	Original PS2 "Fat" system. Won't read PS1 or blue PS2 discs. Laser could be ready to go bad, or just need re-alignment. Comes with a Yellow PS2 Memory Card that has FreeMcBoot on it. Free McBoot will allow you to to play games off of a hard drive if desired. No cords/controllers included.
Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Edition OLED Switch	New In Box
Sega Dreamcast	Includes Deck, 1 Controller, Power Cable, and AV Cable
SNES Jr.	Includes Deck, RF Coax Cable, Third Party AC Adapter, and Third Party Controller. Small crack on the corner.
Splatoon 3 Edition OLED Switch

 

Controllers	Condition
Fortnite Joy-Con Set	Comes from the Fortnite Edition Console, never used
Joy-Con Grip	Bagged/Unused - Came with console
Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Left Controller	Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case
Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Right Controller	Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case
Platinum Gamecube Controller	Third Party, no nintendo logo, wired, good condition
Joy-Con (Left/Gray)	Good, no drift
Joy-Con (Right/Neon Red)	Good, no drift, Factory refurbished
SNES Controller	Third Party, no nintendo logo
SPIN Z WiiU Pro Controller	Black, Near Mint
SPIN Z WiiU Pro Controller	Black, Near Mint

 

Misc.	Condition
3D Printed Question Block Switch Cart Case	Holds 6 switch carts and 6 Micro SD Cards
Black MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card	Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card
Blue MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card	Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card
Yellow Nyko MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card	Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card
Super Smash Bros Ultimate Nintendo Switch ConsoleBox Only	Empty Box, good condition
Animal Crossing Nintendo Switch Console Box Only	Empty Box, good condition
Pokemon Dialga & Palkia Switch Lite Box Only	Empty Box, good condition
Fortnite Nintendo Switch Console Box Only	Empty Box, good condition
The Art of Splatoon 2	Sealed
Kid Icarus Uprising Players Guide (Imported, no AR cards)	Shows a little wear
Nintendo Switch AC Adapter	Gently used
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Pre-Order Coin	Sealed
Breath of the Wild Sheikah Coin	From BotW Special Edition, Good condition
Pokken Art Cel Pre-Order Bonus	Sealed
Blastoise New 3DS Plates	Plates are mint and unused
Nintendo 3DS Stand	OEM, Came with Kid Icarus Uprising
Kid Icarus AR Card Set (205/404)	Contains 205 different US cards, no duplicates. This is roughly half the entire set. An itemized list can be provided upon request.
Kid Icarus AR - Pit Rally Cry Sealed Pack	Sealed pack of cards that contains AKDE-403,014,086
Shantae Risky's Revenge 2 LP Soundtrack Vinyl	Sealed

 

Cases	Condition
Dot Hack (.HACK) Infection	Case & Manual
Dot Hack (.HACK) Mutation	Case only
Dot Hack (.HACK) Outbreak	Case & Manual
The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom	Includes everything but the game
God of War Chains of Olympus	Case and Manual Only

 

Freebies	Condition
Gold Game & Watch Stand	Gold Game & Watch stand meant for the 35th Anniversary Edition Zelda G&W, but likely works with others.
Playstation 2 IDE Connector	Upgraded my HD Adapter to SATA, these are the old/leftover connectors.
Leapster Games

 

Wants	Console
Kid Icarus Uprising AR Cards: AKDE-025 AKDE-039 (Will consider others)	None
Asheron's Call Memorabilia	PC
Game & Watch Devices (Excluding 35th Mario & Zelda editions)	None
Sola to robo	DS
Izuna Legend of the Unemployed Ninja (Case Only)	DS
Little Red Ridinghood Zombie BBQ	DS
Metal Gear Acid	PSP
Classic NES Series: Ice Climbers	GBA
Classic NES Series: Excitebike	GBA
Classic NES Series: Dr. Mario	GBA
Classic NES Series: Donkey Kong	GBA
Classic NES Series: Pac-Man	GBA
Classic NES Series: The Legend of Zelda	GBA
Classic NES Series: Xevious	GBA
Pokemon Puzzle Challenge	GBC
Night Warriors Darkstalkers Revenge (Case & Manual Only)	Saturn
R.O.B. Accessories	NES
Turbo	Wii U
Blaster Master 2	Genesis

Prices are subjective, negotiable, and do not include shipping.   Photos upon request
 

amiibo	Price	Condition
Zelda Loftwing	30	New In Box
Sanrio amiibo cards	12	Sealed Pack
Inkling Boy - Neon Green	39	Loose/Mint
Mario Cereal Box	15	Cereal Removed/Flattened
Isabelle Summer Outfit	40	Open Box
Cyrus/K.K./Reese	18	New In Box/Damaged box
Tom Nook	12	New In Box
Mabel	9	New In Box

 

Switch	Price	Condition
Azure Striker Gunvolt Striker Pack	40	Sealed
Aggelos	40	Complete in Box
Bendy and the Ink Machine	30	Complete in Box
Cruel King and the Great Hero Storybook Edition	60	Complete in Box
Disgaea 1 Rosen Edition	100	Complete in Box
Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Collector's Edition	200	Sealed
Metroid Dread Collector's Edition	110	Sealed, a few dings associated with shipping
Monster Hunter Stories 2 Collector's Edition	160	Sealed
The Mummy Demastered	55	Complete in Box
Pokemon Sword + Expansion	110	Cart only, Expansion pass is on cartridge
River City Girls	200	Sealed, Best Buy Variant
Shadowverse Champion's Battle	15	Loose
Shantae Collector's Edition	150	Sealed
Shantae Risky's Revenge Collector's Edition	150	Sealed
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection	30	Sealed
Unravel 2	30	Sealed
Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution	18	Loose
Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap	40	Complete in Box

 

Wii	Price	Condition
Batallion Wars 2	11	Game and Case
Castle of Shikigami III	75	Complete in Box
Okami	10	Game and Case

 

WiiU Games	Price	Condition
Batman Arkham City Armored Edition	40	Sealed
Disney Infinity 2.0	15	Sealed
Mario Kart 8	15	Complete in Box
Nintendoland	10	Complete in Box
Star Fox Guard	10	Complete in Box

 

DS	Price	Condition
Super Scribblenauts	5	Loose
Witch's Wish	120	Game and Case, missing manual

 

3DS	Price	Condition
Kid Icarus Uprising (Japanese)	40	Game, Manual, and Case (No Big Box)

 

GBA	Price	Condition
Boktai 2	200	Loose
Game & Watch Gallery 4	16	Loose, Torn Label
Lady Sia	30	Loose, EU import
Lady Sia	50	Loose. Label imperfections
Super Puzzle Fighter 2	60	Complete in Box
Super Mario Advance	13	No label

 

GB	Price	Condition
Alleyway	5	Loose
Castlevania Legends	180	Loose, label wear
Kid Dracula	240	Loose

 

NES	Price	Condition
Faria	200	Game and Box. Box has some wear
Kid Icarus	180	Game, Box, and Manual; Box shows wear; Protective case for box and manual included

 

SNES	Price	Condition
Mortal Kombat II	20	Loose
Super Scope 6	22	Loose
Wild Guns	270	Loose, Bad Label Damage

 

N64	Price	Condition
Bomber Man 64 The Second Attack!	250	Loose
Pokemon Snap	20	Loose

 

Gamecube	Price	Condition
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles	14	Disc and case. Artwork is a little dinged up. No Manual
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets	16	Complete in Box, blockbuster stickers on case.
Super Mario Sunshine	40	Game and Manual. Case included, but the artwork may be a reprint.

 

Sega Genesis	Price	Condition
Genesis 6-Pak	18	Loose cartridge
Jurrassic Park	10	Loose cartridge, Sharpie on Label
Phantasy Star IV	70	Loose cartridge, Label Damage
Quackshot	40	Complete In Box
Rocket Knight Adventures	37	Loose cartridge, Label Damage
Spider-Man	12	Loose cartridge, Label Damage

 

Sega Saturn	Price	Condition
Vampire Savior (Import, Dark Stalkers 2)	40	Game and artwork, no spine slip. Some creases in the artwork.

 

Sega Dreamcast	Price	Condition
Power Stone	120	CIB
Power Stone 2	160	CIB

 

PSP	Price	Condition
Silent Hill Origins	50	Game and Case

 

PS1	Price	Condition
Castlevania Chronicles	120	Loose
Chocobo's Dungeon 2	100	Complete in Box
Crash Bash	15	Complete in Box
Dark Stalkers	47	Loose
Dark Stalkers 3	47	Loose
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver	18	Loose
Silent Hill	105	Loose disc
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo	40	Complete in Box
Valkyrie Profile	325	Discs and Case, no manual
World of Dragon Warrior Torneko The Last Hope	80	Loose disc

 

PS2	Price	Condition
Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance	17	Complete in Box; Greatest Hits
Burnout	8	Complete in Box; Greatest Hits
Burnout 2	8	Loose Disc
Burnout 3 Takedown	11	Complete, Water Damage on back cover art
Burnout Dominator	9	Case and Disc, Disc has superficial scratches but still boots
Burnout Revenge	10	Complete, Greatest Hits
Castlevania Curse of Darkness	60	Loose, Disc has light scratching
Crash Bandicoot The Wrath of Cortex	10	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi	15	Complete in Box; Greatest Hits
Final Fantasy X	6	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Final Fantasy X-2	6	Complete; Greatest Hits
God of War II	13	Complete; Greatest Hits
Grand Theft Auto Vice City	10	Disc, Case, Poster, No Manual
.Hack Quaratine	300	Game, Anime Disc, and Case. Missing Manual
Jak and Daxter	10	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Marvel vs Capcom 2	60	Cracked Disc, won't boot for me. Comes with case, no manual
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty	10	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2	10	Disc and Case
Need for Speed Underground	10	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2	10	Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case
Resident Evil Dead Aim	50	Game and Case, No manual
Scarface	40	Complete; Greatest Hits
Star Wars Battlefront II	10	Disc and Case
Tekken Tag Tournament	10	Disc and Case; Greatest Hits

 

PS3	Price	Condition
Castlevania Lord of Shadow Collection	30	Loose

 

PS4	Price	Condition
APEX Construct	15	Sealed

 

PS5	Price	Condition
Battlefield 2042	20	Complete in Box

 

XBOX One	Price	Condition
Watchdogs	15	Sealed

 

Consoles	Price	Condition
Monster Hunter Rise Edition Switch	420	New in Box (No game code)
Playstation 2 w/FreeMcBoot	80	Original PS2 "Fat" system. Won't read PS1 or blue PS2 discs. Laser could be ready to go bad, or just need re-alignment. Comes with a Yellow PS2 Memory Card that has FreeMcBoot on it. Free McBoot will allow you to to play games off of a hard drive if desired. No cords/controllers included.
Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Edition OLED Switch	400	New In Box
Sega Dreamcast	120	Includes Deck, 1 Controller, Power Cable, and AV Cable
SNES Jr.	120	Includes Deck, RF Coax Cable, Third Party AC Adapter, and Third Party Controller. Small crack on the corner.
Splatoon 3 Edition OLED Switch	400

 

Controllers	Price	Condition
Fortnite Joy-Con Set	120	Comes from the Fortnite Edition Console, never used
Joy-Con Grip	8	Bagged/Unused - Came with console
Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Left Controller	115	Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case
Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Right Controller	115	Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case
Platinum Gamecube Controller	20	Third Party, no nintendo logo, wired, good condition
Joy-Con (Left/Gray)	35	Good, no drift
Joy-Con (Right/Neon Red)	35	Good, no drift, Factory refurbished
SNES Controller	10	Third Party, no nintendo logo
SPIN Z WiiU Pro Controller	25	Black, Near Mint
SPIN Z WiiU Pro Controller	25	Black, Near Mint

 

Misc.	Price	Condition
3D Printed Question Block Switch Cart Case	12	Holds 6 switch carts and 6 Micro SD Cards
Black MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card	20	Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card
Blue MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card	20	Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card
Yellow Nyko MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card	20	Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card
Super Smash Bros Ultimate Nintendo Switch ConsoleBox Only	90	Empty Box, good condition
Animal Crossing Nintendo Switch Console Box Only	20	Empty Box, good condition
Pokemon Dialga & Palkia Switch Lite Box Only	30	Empty Box, good condition
Fortnite Nintendo Switch Console Box Only	20	Empty Box, good condition
The Art of Splatoon 2	300	Sealed
Kid Icarus Uprising Players Guide (Imported, no AR cards)	30	Shows a little wear
Nintendo Switch AC Adapter	20	Gently used
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Pre-Order Coin	15	Sealed
Breath of the Wild Sheikah Coin	25	From BotW Special Edition, Good condition
Pokken Art Cel Pre-Order Bonus	7	Sealed
Blastoise New 3DS Plates	150	Plates are mint and unused
Nintendo 3DS Stand	30	OEM, Came with Kid Icarus Uprising
Kid Icarus AR Card Set (205/404)	600	Contains 205 different US cards, no duplicates. This is roughly half the entire set. An itemized list can be provided upon request.
Kid Icarus AR - Pit Rally Cry Sealed Pack	20	Sealed pack of cards that contains AKDE-403,014,086
Shantae Risky's Revenge 2 LP Soundtrack Vinyl	55	Sealed

 

Cases	Price	Condition
Dot Hack (.HACK) Infection	20	Case & Manual
Dot Hack (.HACK) Mutation	20	Case only
Dot Hack (.HACK) Outbreak	30	Case & Manual
The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom	150	Includes everything but the game
God of War Chains of Olympus	15	Case and Manual Only

 

Freebies	Price	Condition
Gold Game & Watch Stand	Free with purchase	Gold Game & Watch stand meant for the 35th Anniversary Edition Zelda G&W, but likely works with others.
Playstation 2 IDE Connector	Free with purchase	Upgraded my HD Adapter to SATA, these are the old/leftover connectors.
Leapster Games	Free with purchase

 

Hier, dans l’indifférence totale des dindons coloriés, une otarie multilingue a décidé de rompre les frontières du logique. S'engouffrant sous un arc-en-ciel sans colonne vertébrale, elle a mâchouillé délicatement une cravate en guimauve, à la surprise générale de la ligue des thons mélomanes.
De l’autre côté du miroir, un télescope épluche les carottes en se questionnant sur l'éthique des boules de pétanque intergalactiques. Pendant ce temps, le sandwich triangulaire de la grand-mère de Newton tente de résoudre l'équation du cinquième degré avec un cure-dent en réfléchissant sur l’absurdité des lasagnes post-apocalyptiques.
Le concours de saut en hauteur pour cafetières s’est conclu par une victoire éclatante d'un grille-pain, qui a célébré en faisant du patin à roulettes. C'est à ce moment précis que les kangourous à monocle ont entamé une danse flamenco, dans une harmonie parfaite avec les vrombissements des moulins à poivre quantiques.
Alors, dans l'expectative d'une aube où les cactus parleront le flamand, le saumon lecteur de Proust et le caniche végétarien s'accordent à dire : « Le temps est un concept inventé par les écureuils pour justifier la cuisson des pizzas à l'antimatière ». En vérité, qui pourrait les contredire ?

Hi there! As a non-ADHD person myself, but the father of a wonderful little eight-year-old boy (the best thing to ever happen in my life) with ADHD, I thought I’d consult with you guys, the ADHD community, about this. My son – let’s call him Lenny – attends a fantastic school that’s PRETTY understanding about his situation, but they certainly don’t have a FULL understanding about everything, and so, the school’s director – let’s call him Marlon (who is fantastic, and has a great sense of humor, which I mention so that you don’t think my joke below about him is out of place) – suggested that I should record a video that he can distribute to all of the teachers. Below, I’m pasting everything that I’m planning to say in the video.
The wording may occasionally seem a bit odd, but that’s because I’ve tried to write it the way I’m planning to actually SAY it, rather than how I’d normally READ it to myself. Anyway, would you guys mind having a glance and letting me know your thoughts? I know this is extremely long, so if it’s too much, I completely understand, but if you can spare the time, I’d REALLY appreciate it, and thanks in advance!!!
Here’s what I’m planning to say:
Greetings, Everyone. Mike Michaels here, father of Lenny Michaels. First, please excuse me when you see my eyes reading everything I’m saying here. There are a lot of details and nuance to it all, so I wanted to be prepared, rather than just ‘winging it.’ Second, I really want to thank all of you for being so patient with Lenny. I know that most schools are not, and for this, we’re truly grateful to you. Third, and most pertinent to Lenny’s behavior, there’s something that’s important to stress, and I’ve only really begun to fully understand this over the last couple of months: Lenny has a DISABILITY. ADHD is a disability; it’s an almost invisible disability. Yes, it’s also accurately classified as a “disorder,” but most people who don’t have a career in psychology, like me, tend to think of disorders as not being as debilitating as disabilities can be. But make no mistake, ADHD is ALSO a disability; it’s recognized in the Americans with Disabilities Act, and by the Social Security Administration, and much more importantly, by psychological experts that have studied ADHD at length.
Unfortunately, people with untreated ADHD have lifelong struggles, and actually shorter average lifespans. This may all go against layperson thinking – I certainly didn’t used to think of it as a disability myself until I saw it so closely and frequently, but now I have no doubt now that it absolutely is a disability. I’ll get into this next part a bit later, but it’s widely recognized in the psychological community that even the term ADHD, for a variety of reasons, is clinically the wrong term for this condition.
I’ve heard, as I’m sure some of you have too, some parents saying, “oh my kid can’t pay attention sometimes,” or “my kid can’t remember things all the time,” or “my kid acts impulsively often enough.” But when your kid does all of these things, every single day, multiple times every single day, to the point that relationships – and sometimes property – are destroyed, then your kid has a disability, and that disability is called, wrongly, ADHD. Needless to say, it would benefit all of us watching this video, to start reframing this in our minds as a disability that Lenny has – and it would also benefit Lenny, and the other kids that his behavior affects, if all of us here modify our thinking about ADHD, without explicitly telling the other kids that he has a disability.
Now, Lenny also has a second issue known as Sensory Processing Disorder, which I’ll also get into later, since it complicates things. But what I really want to focus on in this video is five different points, all of which I’ll elaborate on a little later: First, like I said, it’s important for adults – but not children, not his peers – but for adults to, as discretely as possible, treat ADHD like an actual disability.
Second, and again, as someone who does not have ADHD myself, I’ve only come around to this understanding more recently, it’s important to not make Lenny feel inferior for not being able to remember important things at certain moments – he simply can’t do it; it’s a symptom of his disability.
Third, helping him with reminders isn’t the be-all, end-all solution to these problems, but it helps, and there are specific ways that reminders can work for ADHD kids, which I’ll get into.
Fourth, I would really appreciate it if everyone could extend their already VERY generous patience just a little bit further anytime we’re tapering Lenny onto or off of new medication. This can cause relapses that he simply has no control over, and for him to feel punished – even if that’s not my intention or your intention – over something that’s chemically changed him, that he didn’t even sign up for, just seems cruel.
And my fifth point, which I’m grateful to Marlon for discussing with me, is that if we can help him better empathize about certain things, then maybe certain impulses will just start to dissipate naturally. And if he doesn’t have these certain impulses, then it becomes a non-issue to try to control something that no longer exists, but that’s a tough one, that I’ll get into later.
(1) For now, let me get into that first point a bit deeper: That it’s important for us adults – but not children, not his peers – to, as discretely as possible, treat ADHD like an actual disability. As I said, the term ADHD is just an incorrect term for this disability. I’ve learned that “attention deficit” and “hyperactivity” are really just symptoms, and not even the only or most significant symptoms for some people that have it. Some other symptoms, which can be equally debilitating, problematic, and even dangerous to an ADHD person’s well-being, include time blindness, as well as a regular and frequent inability – not unwillingness, but inability – to stop acting on impulses, as well as an inability to apply memorized information at the moment it’s needed: The recall. There are other important symptoms, too, but these are the ones I’m going to focus on here.
In psychology, I’ve learned that all of these things are components of the brain’s “executive function,” and in ADHD people, the part of the brain that manages these executive functions is underdeveloped, somewhat comparable – but not entirely analogous – to how someone with muscular dystrophy has underdeveloped muscles.
As an aside, if you’re curious, the medical industry continues to maintain the term ‘ADHD’ because changing it would require a massive, and seemingly impossible, overhaul to the medical billing system that has decades worth of the term ADHD in every medical journal and billing code. Giving it the more accurate term of “Executive Function Disorder” or EFD, just isn’t practical.
But anyway, I know I also mentioned that Lenny has something called Sensory Processing Disorder. This disorder is observed often enough in children with ADHD, which Lenny has been diagnosed with. And Sensory Processing Disorder has also been observed in children with Autism, which has been ruled out in Lenny. And then, Sensory Processing disorder has also been observed in children without either of these things. And it has different manifestations. But in Lenny, his Sensory Processing Disorder causes him to feel a need for pressure in his joints and against his body. This is why you may see him pressing against things more often than others, or pulling things more often than others, or knocking things down. He has a compulsion towards feeling those things in his joints, in his body.
He also has a compulsion related to his auditory sense, where his brain needs to hear loud, explosive things, and so this is why you may see him press other kids that have big reactions, and stay away from kids that don’t. And where someone without ADHD may be able to pause, and recognize that acting on these compulsions would be inappropriate at times, Lenny’s ADHD generally prevents him from doing so.
Anyway, I just wanted to mention that to offer some additional perspective on some of his actions. But getting back fully to just the ADHD component, which is Lenny’s main affliction, the point here is that it’s more than just “not trying hard enough.” It’s that his brain is physically different, and this just isn’t possible without certain interventions.
You wouldn’t press a wheelchair-bound kid to “just get up the stairs,” would you? Well, maybe Marlon would, because he’s got a penchant for the cruel and usual. JUST KIDDING, MARLON! But no, of course you wouldn’t ask a wheelchair-bound kid to do that, without some kind of intervention, like a ramp or an elevator. And in that same way, it shouldn’t be asked of an ADHD-ridden kid to “just remember,” without some kind of intervention, as well, or they’re going to feel like garbage, too. Of course, these things aren’t identical, but they’re similar enough to illustrate the point that interventions are necessary, and that pressing a kid to do something that they can’t is damaging.
And yes, for ADHD kids, non-chemical interventions and reminders are important, and can assist. But the dramatic majority of ADHD patients cannot effectively modify their behavior without medication. Study after study shows that, for these people, it just isn’t possible. Now, different medications do different things to different people. Not every medication works for every ADHD person. For Lenny, we’ve seen that a drug called “Guanfacine” helps significantly, and here’s why: For non-ADHD people, we have impulsive thoughts, too, but a certain part of our brain is developed enough to pause that thought before our body acts on it. That part of Lenny’s brain is not.
Unmedicated, Lenny’s brain lacks the ability to insert this pause between impulsive thought and the action that follows. But, because Guanfacine was originally developed as a medication to lower or slow blood pressure, it also slows other functions, too. And so, the Guanfacine often helps slow Lenny’s impulsive thought to a brief pause, so that he has a moment to consider it before acting on it, and often, as a result, he won’t act on it when he's on Guanfacine. Here’s just one small, easy-to-recognize example – which doesn’t actually involve any relationship issues – to illustrate my point:
Off Guanfacine (or when it’s starting to wear off), when Lenny is finished in the bathroom, his first instinct is to immediately run out of the bathroom and continue whatever he was doing before, without flushing or washing his hands, so he never does, even if I remind him right before he goes into the bathroom. But on Guanfacine, I rarely need to remind him at all – his mind has a brief pause before he leaves, and he’ll usually flush and wash hands. So then, when it comes to slightly more complicated situations in remembering what several kids have told him not to do to them, most of you have seen how that goes: Off Guanfacine (or when it’s starting to wear off), usually not well, but on Guanfacine, often (but not always) better.
And again, I’ve heard plenty of people say, “oh, this type of thing is normal in kids.” But also again, the kind of impulsivity that happens every single day, multiple times every single day, to the point that relationships – and sometimes property – are destroyed, is not normal in kids. And I’d venture to say that any and every kid that does this every single day, multiple times every single day, to the point that relationships – and sometimes property – are destroyed, has this disability known as ADHD, or perhaps some other type of brain impairment that I’m not as well versed in.
On the other hand, with regard to medication, certain meds can sometimes make the symptoms worse in certain people, in certain situations. For example, we also tried Ritalin for Lenny, on two different occasions, at different dosage levels, months apart, each for one week, and both times, his symptoms got worse. You see, Ritalin is a stimulant, and can often, but not always, help ADHD people really focus on something that’s put in front of them. If Lenny were attending a traditional school, where he was expected to sit at a desk for a large portion of the day, and stay focused on one subject for an extended period of time, perhaps Ritalin would help him with this focus. But at his actual school, which we all know is different, this laser focus isn’t expected, and so instead, the Ritalin probably sped up his motor, and reduced that pause time between impulse and action, and more problems occurred.
At some point, we’re going to try other medications, too, like Adderall, and may even others. But Adderall is also a stimulant, with a different chemical make-up. So, because it’s different, it may help in other ways, but because it’s a stimulant, it may also exacerbate the problems like Ritalin did. We won’t know until we try it. And when Ritalin caused Lenny to create more problems, and Lenny got into more trouble, I felt terrible about it, first, because other kids felt his wrath, but also because he was quote, “getting in trouble more,” and not even understanding the reasons why, because these concepts and chemical effects are difficult for children that young to fully understand.
(2) And that brings me to my second main point: It’s important to not make Lenny feel inferior for not being able to remember important things at certain moments – he simply can’t do it. I’ve always sort of known this, and sort of understood it, but as someone without ADHD myself, I only came to this full understanding recently, when I saw something happen...
A couple of weeks ago, he did something somewhat trivial in the grand scheme – I won’t get into details, but it wasn’t something that provided him with some grand material or emotional reward. It was a small, but irritating thing. I took him aside, and I spent five minutes with him, calmly trying to understand why he did it, and explaining to him why he can’t do it in the future. Then, I left for about two minutes, and when I returned, he had already done it again! And I asked him, “Why did you do that? I just got finished explaining why you can’t. Did you already forget?” And he said, “I didn’t forget; I just wasn’t thinking about it when it happened.” And I replied, “but I told you about it TWO MINUTES before it happened. How were you ALREADY not thinking about it?” And then he cried, maybe because I had upset him with my tone, but I think it was more because he felt inferior for not being able to recall this important information when he needed it, and because I unintentionally rubbed this in his face.
And this was my lightbulb moment. Already, he sometimes says to me, “Daddy, why can’t I do these things like other kids can,” and of course, I try to explain and comfort him, but it wasn’t until this specific incident, that I just mentioned, that I connected these things – his disability impairs his recall, and then this causes him to do actions that he doesn’t really want to do, and then he feels shitty about. So, rather than unintentionally rubbing it in his face like I used to, even gently, now, I try to not harp on the fact that he can’t recall these things when he needs to, and I instead try to work with him, constructively, on reminders that he thinks will help him recall pertinent information when he needs to. I hope that all of you will truly take this to heart, and please try the same.
I think this is also important when other kids grill him for not remembering, too. Of course, that’s how they feel, and they should be able to say it – they’ve probably said the same thing to Lenny dozens of times, and their frustration is entirely justified, and should be expressed. But from where I’m standing, instead of teachers jumping on that same wagon, and grilling Lenny just the same way about remembering things, even gently – as I used to – Lenny has expressed to me that it would help for teachers to assist him in expressing back to the other kids that he has this “thing” in his brain (he’s embarrassed to call it ADHD in front of other people) that makes it hard to remember things that he needs to, even if he's been told these things hundreds of times, and maybe they – Lenny and the other kid that he’s meeting with – can then work together to identify some useful in-the-moment reminders that can help him have this in-the-moment recall, right when things start, before they start to escalate.
(3) And with that, let’s get into some of these reminder ideas, which is the third point that I mentioned at the beginning of this video. For adults with ADHD, they have smart phones, with reminders that ping up all the time to remind them of things that non-ADHD people, like me, can remember without, shall we say, “technological assistance.” Or, adults will also put up sticky notes at the locations where these reminders are needed. Even kids at traditional schools can use post-its at their desks. But for Lenny, this doesn’t apply. So maybe, if we can identify areas of the yard where certain problems happen consistently, and other areas of the yard, where different problems happen consistently, maybe we can put up a little sign, or a sticker, or a poop emoji picture that will catch his eye, and serve as a reminder. In fact, this leads me to another revelation I recently had about these reminders…
I used to think that, when teachers are around, Lenny respects limits more because he fears the consequences if he doesn’t – he figures, I used to think, that the teachers will see Lenny creating a problem, and they’ll get upset, so he’s more on guard when they’re watching. However, in light of the recent incident that I mentioned above (and many others like it), I’m starting to rethink this. While that still may be true, I think this is more likely: Lack of teachers’ eyes on him doesn’t cause him to actively think, “Oh, now’s my chance to do what I’m not supposed to!” Rather, lack of teachers’ eyes on him give him no reminder to recall that he’s not supposed to do it. When he notices teachers watching, he doesn’t restrain himself because he fears consequences, he restrains himself because noticing the teachers’ eyes remind him to.
I don’t know, maybe big googly eyes stuck to a nearby fence would serve as a similar reminder when teachers’ eyes aren’t there? Either way, Lenny asked me to table this for the time being. He’s embarrassed to have to be the only kid with visual reminders around the yard, but I made it clear to him that if these things continue, we’re going to have to try the reminders, and that we’ll try them in a way that doesn’t single him out, but rather, applies to “the school” rather than just “to him.” So, I would just ask the teachers – if these reminders become necessary, which I think they probably will – to please discuss with Lenny beforehand, and implement in a way that he’s comfortable with and not embarrassed by.
(4) Now, I touched upon this fourth point earlier, but I wanted to address it in more detail here: And that’s the point about tapering Lenny onto and off of different medications that we may try. Of course, the other kids won’t know when this is happening, but I’ve asked Marlon to at least please let all of the teachers know when it is, so that, hopefully, all of you can please extend your already generous patience a bit further anytime this is happening. As many of you know, problems were heightened a handful of weeks ago. What you may not have known, or had full color on, is that these heightened problems coincided exactly with tapering Lenny onto Ritalin, and then back off of it again, one week later, when it didn’t work. This led to some problematic habits, and even when Lenny had fully tapered off of Ritalin, it still took a few more days to fully break these habits and get back to his pre-Ritalin, on-Guanfacine self.
But during this “period of Ritalin,” there were more problems, and the school’s tolerance got very low, and Lenny felt very punished for actions that were, unknown-to-him, caused by chemical reactions that we – more or less – forced on him, against his will, with pills. And for that, I feel terrible; yes, the recipient children were also treated unfairly, of course, but I also think this was unfair to Lenny, for him to feel “less than” for a root cause (i.e. Ritalin) that was implemented by us. To continue to try to improve his experience, and the other children’s experiences, and the teachers’ experiences, we’re going to try to work with Lenny’s psychiatrist to experiment with new medications and dosages, but it’s likely that some of them won’t work at all, and that others might make things worse, just like the Ritalin did. And so, in the future, when this happens, now that you have this understanding, I really hope that you’ll please expand your already-vast tolerance just a little bit further, knowing that, in those situations, it really is the meds, and not the kid.
(5) And finally, there’s this fifth point I mentioned at the beginning – this point that Marlon had brought up with me: That it would benefit us all to help him empathize, so that perhaps some of the impulses dissipate, and then the reminders of those situations aren’t necessary. Well, guess what – empathy is also a component of executive function, and Lenny has EFD, Executive Function Disorder, better and inaccurately known as ADHD. So, even though I love the idea, I’m just not sure it’s going to be likely, or even possible, that this will work. But as long as we approach it gently, careful to not make him feel less than if he can’t do it, I certainly see no harm in trying. All of you are better trained than I am in helping children empathize with others, so I’ll follow your lead on this.
And really, that’s about it for now. Again, I really want to thank all of you SO MUCH for being SO PATIENT in ways that most other people just aren’t. The fact that you’ve even watched this entire video, with my ugly mug rambling, lets me know that you care about Lenny more than almost anyone else does. I think that if we can all remember to gently and discretely treat his ADHD as a disability, and not make him feel inferior for its symptoms – especially memory, and help him with discrete reminders, and be a bit more patient when we’re trying new meds, and help him with empathy – even though that might not work – if we try all of these things, life will be easier, and just more fun, for everyone, including all of the kids. So, thank you again, and if you want to ask me any questions, or discuss any of this with me, please feel free to call me anytime. My phone number is 555-555-5555. Thanks again!

Hi all!
I'm looking to cut down on what I have and focus on specific wants. All Games are non-Greatest Hits/Player's Choice/Platinum Hits/etc unless noted.
I have some things for sale here. I'm willing to list more if people are interested
 

Have

Super Nintendo	Condition
Mega Man X	CIB
Mega Man X2	Loose
Secret of Mana	CIB
Street Fighter II	Loose
Nintendo 64
Hey You Pikachu	Cart with manual and VRU, no mic or controller clip
Super Mario 64 [Player's Choice]	CIB
GameCube
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door	CIB
Pokemon Colosseum	CIB
Zelda Four Swords Adventures [Player's Choice]	CIB
Zelda The Wind Waker	Disk+Case
Zelda Collector's Edition	CIB
Wii/Wii U
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze	CIB
Donkey Kong Country Returns	CIB
Kirby's Dream Collection	Sealed
Star Fox Zero + Star Fox Guard + Big Box	Sealed
Metal Slug Anthology	CIB
Metroid Prime Trilogy (Steelbook)	Sealed
New Super Luigi U	CIB with green case
New Super Mario Bros U	CIB
New Super Mario Bros Wii	CIB
Resident Evil 4	CIB
Resident Evil The Umbrella Chronicles	CIB
Resident Evil Zero	CIB
Super Mario 3D World	CIB
Super Paper Mario	CIB
Zelda Wind Waker HD	Sealed
Switch
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Collector's Edition	Sealed
Fire Emblem Three Houses Season's of Warfare	New, broken seal
Fire Emblem Engage Divine Edition w/ Tarot Card preorder	New, broken seal
Grandia HD Collection [LRG]	Sealed
Octopath Traveler Wayfarer's Edition	CIB
Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle	Sealed
Scott Pilgrim vs The World The Game [LRG]	Sealed with trading card
Shantae Risky's Revenge Director's Cut [LRG]	Sealed
Shantae and the Seven Sirens [LRG]	Sealed
Super Mario 3D All-Stars	Sealed
Sword Art Online Hollow Realization Deluxe Edition	Sealed
Yooka-Laylee [LRG]	Sealed w/ card
Zelda Skyward Sword HD	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom [UK Version, plays on all Switches]	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Collector's Edition	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Pro Controller	Sealed
Game Boy/Advance
Action Replay DS	Loose with install disks and PC cable
Action Replay GBA	Loose with install disk- doesn't load
Donkey Kong Land 2	Loose
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon	Loose
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance	CIB
Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones	Loose
Tales of Phantasia	Loose
Zelda Minish Cap	Loose
Wireless Link Communicator (Pokemon)	Loose
DS/3DS
Bravely Default	CIB
Dragon Quest VI	CIB
Final Fantasy III	Loose
Final Fantasy IV	CIB
Fire Emblem Fates: Special Edition	Sealed, with keychain preorder
Kirby Triple Deluxe	CIB
Mario Kart DS	CIB
Mario Kart 7	CIB
Pokemon Omega Ruby	CIB
Theatrhythm Final Fantasy	CIB
Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Curtain Call	CIB
Yoshi's New Island	CIB
Zelda Spirit Tracks	Sealed
PlayStation
Final Fantasy Tactics	CIB
Final Fantasy VII	CIB
Final Fantasy VIII	CIB
Final Fantasy IX	CIB
Metal Gear Solid	CIB
Spider-Man	CIB
PlayStation 2
Call of Duty: Finest Hour	CIB
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One	CIB
Conflict: Desert Storm	CIB
Devil May Cry 2	CIB
Devil May Cry 3	CIB
Final Fantasy X-2	CIB
Grand Theft Auto III	CIB
Jak X Combat Racing	CIB
Medal of Honor Rising Sun	CIB
Mega Man Anniversary Collection	CIB
Prince of Persia The Sands of Time	CIB
Ratchet and Clank [Greatest Hits]	No manual
Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters	CIB
Sonic Mega Collection Plus [Greatest Hits]	CIB
PlayStation 3
Assassin's Creed	CIB
Assassin's Creed II	CIB
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood	CIB
Assassin's Creed III	CIB
Bioshock Ultimate Rapture Edition	CIB
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3	CIB
Crysis 2	CIB
Dante's Inferno Divine Edition	CIB without slipcase
Dead Space	CIB
Dead Space 2 Limited Edition	CIB
Dead Space 3 Limited Edition	CIB
Devil May Cry HD Collection	CIB
Devil May Cry 4	CIB
DmC: Devil May Cry	CIB
Doom 3: BFG Edition	CIB
Dragon's Crown	CIB
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen	CIB
Enslaved: Journey to the West	CIB
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster	CIB
Final Fantasy XIII	CIB
Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns	CIB
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Collector's Edition	CIB
Final Fantasy XIII-2 Collector's Edition	CIB
God of War Collection	CIB
God of War III Ultimate Edition	CIB
Heavenly Sword	CIB
inFamous	CIB
Journey Collection	CIB
L.A. Noire Complete Edition	CIB
The Last of Us	CIB
Mass Effect Trilogy	CIB
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit Limited Edition	CIB
Ninja Gaiden Sigma	CIB
Tales of Symphonia Chronicles	CIB
The Orange Box	CIB
The Last of Us	CIB
Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale	CIB
Prince of Persia	CIB
Prince of Persia Classic Trilogy	CIB
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction	CIB
Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time	CIB
Ratchet and Clank: Into the Nexus	CIB
Resonance of Fate	CIB
South Park: The Stick of Truth	CIB
The Legend of Heroes Trails of Cold Steel Lionheart Edition	CIB
The Legend of Heroes Trails of Cold Steel II	CIB
Tomb Raider	CIB
Uncharted	CIB
Uncharted 2	CIB
Uncharted 3	CIB
Vanquish	CIB
White Knight Chronicles	CIB
PlayStation 4
13 Senteniels: Aegis Rim	CIB
Abzu	Sealed
Bloodborne [GOTY Edition]	Sealed
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon [LRG]	Sealed with card
Broken Age [LRG]	Sealed with card and sticker
Celeste [LRG]	Sealed
Dark Souls Remastered	Sealed
Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin	Sealed
Dark Souls III: Fire Fades Edition	Sealed
Dear Esthar Landmark Edition [LRG]	Sealed with card and sticker
DmC: Devil May Cry Definitive Edition	Sealed
Doki Doki Literature Club Plus	CIB
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster	Sealed
Final Fantasy XV Deluxe Edition (Steel Book)	CIB
Flint Hook [LRG]	Sealed with card and sticker
God of War [PlayStation Hits]	Sealed
Horizon Zero Dawn Complete Edition	Sealed
Hyperlight Drifter	CIB
Metal Gear Solid V [Day One Edition]	CIB
Nier Replicant [Snow White Edition]	Sealed
Oceanhorn [LRG]	Sealed
Ratchet & Clank [PlayStation Hits]	Sealed
Resident Evil 4 Steelbook + Preorder DLC	Sealed
Scott Pilgrim vs The World [LRG]	Sealed
Scott Pilgrim vs The World [Collector LRG]	Sealed
Shadow Complex [LRG]	Sealed with card and sticker
Shantae: Risky's Revenge Director's Cut [LRG]	Sealed
Shantae: The Pirate's Curse [LRG]	Sealed
Song of the Deep	Sealed
The Legend of Heroes Cold Steel Decisive Edition	Like New
The Legend of Heroes Trails from Zero Limited Edition	Sealed
The Legend of Heroes Trails to Azure Limited Edition	Sealed
Thomas Was Alone [LRG]	Sealed with card and sticker
Tomb Raider Definitive Edition	Sealed
Tales of Vesperia Definitive Edition	CIB
The Last of Us Remastered [PlayStation Hits Sticker Variant]	Sealed
The Swapper [LRG]	Sealed with card and sticker
The Witcher 3 Complete Edition	CIB
Uncharted Collection [PlayStation Hits]	Sealed
Uncharted 4 [PlayStation Hits]	Sealed
Uncharted Lost Legacy [PlayStation Hits]	Sealed
Yooka-Laylee	CIB
PlayStation 5 Controller	Sealed
PlayStation HD Camera	Sealed
PSP
Dissidia Final Fantasy	CIB
Final Fantasy [Favorites]	CIB
Final Fantasy II	CIB
Final Fantasy IV The Complete Collection	CIB, no special edition cards
Metal Gear Ac!d	CIB
Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops Plus	CIB
Xbox 360
Blue Dragon	CIB
Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion GOTY Edition [Platinum Hits]	CIB
Fable II	CIB
Fable III	CIB
Fallout 3 GOTY Edition [Platinum Hits]	CIB
Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition [XB1 cover]	CIB
Forza Horizon	CIB
Gears of War	CIB
Gears of War 2	CIB
Gears of War 3	CIB
Halo 4	CIB
Perfect Dark Zero	CIB
The Witcher 2 Enhanced Edition	CIB
Xbox One
Gears of War Ultimate Edition	CIB
Halo 5 Limited Collector's Edition	CIB
Recore	CIB
CDi
Link: The Faces of Evil	Sealed
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon	Sealed

 

Strategy Guides/Books	Condition
Skyrim Special Edition Collector’s Edition [Hardcover]	New
The Witcher 3 Complete Collector’s Edition [Hardcover]	New
Zelda Collector's Edition (Gamecube, Foil Silver Cover)	Very Good
Zelda Twilight Princess HD [Hardcover, Collector's Edition]	Very Good With Cloth Map
Super Mario Sunshine	Like New
God of War (2005)	Good
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga	Good
Zelda Encyclopedia	New
Manuals
Kirby Super Star (SNES)
Kirby 64
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Donkey Kong Country
Mario Tennis (GBC)
Super Mario Bros Deluxe
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Golden Sun Lost Age
Zelda Link's Awakening DX
Others and Collectibles
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Contest Winner Scarf	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Link Sleeve	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Collector's Medal	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Luggage Tag	Sealed
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Broken Master Sword Light	Sealed
NES Classic	Sealed, first print
SNES Classic	Sealed, first print
Playstation Classic	Sealed
Nintendo 64 Switch Controller	Sealed
Super Mario Movie AMC Popcorn Tin	New
Pokemon Movies 1-3 Steelbook	Like New
Pokemon Board Game	Box is in fair condition but it is COMPLETE, every piece
Pokemon Burger King Card Set	Complete Mint
Final Fantasy VII Remake First Class Edition Cloud Figure w/ Lanyard	New
Kingsglaive Final Fantasy XV Steelbook	CIB
Classic Pokemon Cards	Very Good to Mint
Classic Yugioh Cards	Very Good to Mint
amiibo
Pit	x2 NIB
Joker	NIB
Metroid Dread 2-Pack	NIB
Zelda & Loftwing	NIB
Twilight Princess Link	NIB
Ocarina of Time Link	NIB
Wind Waker 2-pack	NIB
8-bit Link	NIB

     

Wants

** Are highest wants *** Most wanted

Nintendo	Condition
The Legend of Zelda [Gray Cart]	CIB
Zelda II [Gray Cart]	CIB
Super Nintendo
Zelda A Link to the Past (Player's Choice)	CIB
Zelda Ancient Stone Tablets	Any
Seiken Densetsu 3	CIB
Yoshi's Island	Box and manual or CIB
Donkey Kong Country 2	Box and manual or CIB
Super Mario RPG	CIB
Nintendo 64
Banjo-Kazooie	Box and manual or CIB
Banjo-Tooie	Box and manual or CIB
Donkey Kong 64	Box and manual or CIB
Ocarina of Time (GOTY Edition)	CIB
Super Smash Bros	Box and manual or CIB
N64 Expansion Pack	CIB
GameCube
**Zelda Four Swords Adventure (JP)	CIB
Zelda Wind Waker (Player's Choice)	CIB
Metroid Prime 2	CIB
Super Smash Bros Melee	CIB
Wii/U
Zelda Skyward Sword (Rev 2)	CIB, must say RVL-SOUE-0A-2 on bottom of disc
Metroid Prime 3	CIB
**NES Remix Pack	CIB
Sonic Lost World	CIB
Switch
Zelda Link's Awakening Limited Edition (EU)	CIB
Chrono Cross Radical Dreamers Edition	CIB
Legend of Mana	CIB
Okami (import)	CIB
Zelda Skyward Sword Joycons	CIB or New
GB/GBA
Final Fantasy Adventure	CIB
Metroid 2	CIB
Metroid Fusion	CIB or Box/Manual/Inserts
Metroid Zero Mission	CIB or Box/Manual/Inserts
NES Classics: Metroid	CIB
Zelda ALttP/Four Swords	Any
GameBoy to GameCube cables	Any
DS/3DS	Condition
Metroid Prime Pinball	CIB
Ultimate NES Remix	CIB
Majora's Mask 3D (Nintendo Selects)	CIB or Sealed
PlayStation
Legend of Mana	CIB
Xenogears	CIB
PlayStation 2
Drakengard	CIB
Drakengard 2	CIB
Shadow of the Colossus	CIB
PlayStation 3
Nier Replicant (Original Japanese PS3 version)	CIB
PlayStation 4
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen	CIB
Hollow Knight	CIB
**L.A. Noire	CIB
***Nier Automata Black Box Edition	CIB
Okami	CIB
Phoenix Wright Trilogy	CIB
Shadow of the Colossus Limited Edition	CIB
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles	CIB
PlayStation 5
Demon's Souls	CIB
Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade	Sealed or CIB w/ Unused Code
Ghost of Tsushima Director's Cut	CIB
Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana	CIB
Xbox 360/One
Nier	CIB
Halo: The Master Chief Collection	CIB
Halo 5: Guardians	CIB
Rare Replay	CIB
Recore: Definitive Edition	CIB
Other
***Zelda GBA SP System	Any but must be original shell
**Zelda Wii U Bundle	CIB
**Zelda's Adventure (CD-i)	CIB
Zelda Majora's Mask New 3DS XL	CIB
Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D 3DS Console	CIB
Zelda 2DS	CIB
PlayStation Vita	Any
Link: The Faces of Evil	CIB
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon	CIB
Zelda Strategy Guides
Sealed Zelda games, consoles, offers
Zelda Merch, offers
Metroid Merch, offers
Nier Books
amiibo
Bayonetta (Player 1)	Any
Wolf	Any
Inkling Girl (Smash Bros)	Any
Min Min	Any
Richter	Any
Simon	Any
Terry	Any
Solaire	Any
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serana's adeventure. serama is a girl who is an orphen with no memmories of her life outside the church. she she suddenmly landed outside a church. it was very bizzare, really. she was at the age of 8 when she landed. as she looked at the hug walls above her. the wall of the church was a huge and long one. then one of the church's man heard a strange noise. it was the girl's scream. he then went to her rescue. eho'd there?! he said. one of the church preists said, baouklotz, don't be an idot! nobody goes beyond this church! get down here immediately! he said. but, preist--ther's a kid down there! what do you expect me to do?! those... ...monsters will geth her if i don't. well, it's not your concern! the preist said. if they get her, that's that! now, my silly son, get down there! the preist said. you shitty old man! i've never once listened to you, have i?! bouklotz jumed to the girls rescue. sigh...the preist said. my stubborn little son. hey girl! what's your name?! he asked. she couldn't here him since he was a bit far from her. i-i...me?! my name's...
i said... ...what's you naaaaaam?!! she didn't respond, beacuse she has no memmories of anything. she only knew that she could speak, walk, and all that. baoulotz took her as fast as he could. he then told the preist: this girl is special. i don't know why the you-know-who didn't get her. sigh... ...the preist said. after that, he introduced her to his adoptive family. hey, little girl? i'll introduce you to my not-blood-related family, 'kay? so just stay put. serana said, ok. with no emotions at all. hm...you'r one weird brat, you know? well, since you have no name at all, and no memmories, i'll just call you serana, 'kay? is that okay with you? yes. she said. alright. so he introduced sarana to his family. this is lisana, and arman, david, salomon, joseph, and flelix. and abigial. and jonathan. and elfin. and thorfin. and abel. you guys have weird names, she said. and last but not least, my mom. elizabeth. and my dad: karther,the dork who didn't want me to save you. she did the most respectful thing. she said, please. mrs. elizabeth, and mr. karther. can i please stay in this orphanage for a day? just this once? she said. karther wanted to say absolutely not- but then elizabeth said, why, yes. serana, was it? it's a beautiful name. who gave it to you? it was him.she pointed at baouklotz. my, my, the mom said. well, you'r always welcome. she welcomed her with opent arms. she gave her a hug. serana, i don't know you, but i can tell you'r a good person. she gave her a family hug. karthen said, tch! in his heart. this brat is nothing. she's very fishy, he said. well, do you need anything to eat? elizabeth said. yes... for some reason, i'm hungry. she looked at her belly. abel? can you please bring out dear elizabeth potatoes? yes, mom. abel said. as she ate the potatos, she had a bit of a shock. he had her memmories of eating potatos in her previous life outside the walls. she threw the plate. what is it, serana? elizabeth said. i-it's nothing, ma'm... abel, please get her something to wipe the mess on her clothes. as she wiped the potato soup. i-i just saw something flashing very fast. what was it, serana? n-never mind, ma'm...you need new clothes, serana. hm? well, since abel and you are same age, i guess it wouldn't hurt borrowing some of hers, ey? abel nodded: yes, mom! by the way, why is abel a girl with a guy's name? for some reason, she knew abel was a guy's name even tho she lost her memmories. well, it's beacuse of her father, karther. he was deciding names for them. flashback of abel's past: karther was shouting. hey, brat!? what name do you prefer?! pick a bibble name you want and think suits you, brat! every kid orphen that enters this church has to pick a name from the bibble.
well, i pick Sicilia, sir! no!!! not good! sicillia is too bad. i pick abel for you, kido! b-but why? abel is a guy's name, right? can i at least pick one? she asked, as she sniffed her nose with tears. no! i'm the owner of this church, brat! listen, you gotta go as i say, got it? peepsquake? y-yes, sir! sir? no, don't call me sir. call me daddy. narrator: he was turend on when the poor kid called him daddy. he loved it. d-daddy, yes? y-yes, daddy, she said. alright. abel. that's your name from now on. abel. narrator: when elizabeth wasn't arround, he'd often abuse abel, sexualize the little kid. jerk off infront of her. jerk of to abel's panties. he said: hey, abel? if you ever tell a soul about this, i'll kill you, got that? yes, daddy...as she said with teats. when her other adoptive siblings would come home, they'd see abel sad, crying, and all that. jonathan would ask her, abel? what's wrong? nothing... she'd say. kartha would say, this brat keeps crying for nothing. let her be, jonathan. jonathan wouldn't really pay mind, but salomon, as smart as she was, she'd know what he does when they aren't around. narrtor: and yes, he named a female salomon. salomon would often cheer her up. hey, abel? i spy with my little eyes, something cute. who? abel said. you, silly! hah! just like that, abel would go back to her senses. and so, that's abel's past, and the reason she was a dude's name. present day: abel asked serana, hey, you seem preety cool to me! what hobbies do you like? hobbies? serana said. what's a hobby? it's a, uhm... ...something you like, i guess? hmm...she guessed. well, i think we'll soon find out. byt the way, you should change your dress. the potato is making it smell bad. oh, that? well, i was thinking about it. what do you wanna do to this ones? well, my mom'll wash them for you, silly! hahaha! as they laughed. elizabeth and abel where both washing serana's clothes. as they had a girly chat. hey, abel? elizabeth said. who's the guy at the church you'r always looking at? i see how you look at him. what's his name? a-ah...! y-y-you mean joshua? h-his alright, i guess...? they lauged. sarena was lost, but she giggled along. time passed by fast. it was sunday already. hey, sarena? you wanna come to church with us? elizabeth said. well, what's a church? abel explained. it's a day of praising the lord. the lord? who's the lord? serana said. he's god. the creator of all. hm...serana said. well, i guess i'll praise this god, if it means getting my memmories. hahahah! they all laughed.as they went to church. they prayed. they met a toxic preist. hey!! what do you think i do to work my ass up just for you all to pray!? nah, shit!! he started shouting at people for taking the sits. that sit was mines!! you know!? i'll kill you!! i bring my money for the church, and this is what they do?! it's my church!! i'm the owner!! he started fighting the people who came to pray and took the seats. sir, calm down, please. elizabeth said. i'll make space for you. she prayed on the floor. y-you... ...y-you did that for me?! thank you! you bitch! you think that'll help me?! don't mess with me, bitch! he spet at elizabeth. serana couldn't watch it, so she wanted to go, till abel said, don't go. that man has the authority to kill anyone he pleases. you'll make it worse for her. serana awakened...she said, why is there so much slavery in this town? are all this people like that? i can't stand it. abel begged her not to go, but she went. she pucned the priest as he was kcikng elizabeth. she beated him so bad. he said: you little bicth!!! who do you think you are?! how dare you touch me like that!!! he took a knife to kill her. however... ...elizabeth took the knife for her. serana...why'd you have to? she said. m-mom! her adoptive kids rused to her. mom, are you okay?! mom! wake up. no one blamed the preist for the stab he gave her. he would kill them if they done so. you brat...! the preist said. i didn't kill you last time, but this time, i'll get you! he took a jesus cross and wanted to kill serana. die!!!! he a=said. yo, yo, yo! the king of the whole church said. now, that'd be a shame, wouldn't it? she's just a kid, grand presit. b-but, king ceaser, she dare go against mee...don't be an idiot. king julias ceaser said. she's just a kid. hey, kiddo, make sure never to mess with this bozo again, ok? b-bozo!? who you calling bozo? narrator: only kings of the church can dissrespect the grand preists. 🤡 julius claped his hands. everyone1 church is over! let's call it a day, shall we? he found interest in serana. hey, kid? you seem to fascinate me. i hear you lost your memmories, huh? yes. why do you wanna know so bad, tho? well, it just seems cool. typical. a girl loosing her memmories? who wouldn't be interested? he said. they then went out for a walk. it was a awkward one, but they made it. where are you taking me? she asked the king. where? why, to the undergrounds, of course. she was suspecting him. just stay here, okay? king julius said. o-oh, alright, she said. king julius took a bit of a while, so serana was tired. she may not look it, but she's stubborn. so she was tired. she just had to do something. she saw an old graveyard nearby the church. hm? what's this? she said. she went nearby. it was... ...10000 years old bones........ she was very shocked. she didn't move, react, or do anything. a-a-a-ah....she was speachless. just as she was about to recover her memmories... ...king julius came by. he looked at her with a death grin. hey...kido...? you... ...didn't...see nothing, did you?... he held her hands with all his strength. it hurts!! she said. let me go!! agh! it... ...hurts!! she kicked him. as he let her go. tried running away as fast as she could, but he held her neck with anger. grabed her, and threw her at the ground. a-ah! she said. he said, it was just a joke, ok? s-see? hahaha...he awkwardly laughed. you can go now. chapter 1: end.

A day late but we're here, my little cheeto eaters! Remember as always to grab your bingo cards and let's get our little long weekend slumber party going. This whole fucking thing is FORTY MINUTES LONG, you're all lucky that my sibling who was supposed to spend the day chilling at my place has apparently forgotten that plan.
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• There's a new opening style than all her other vlogs. Not sure if that's because of Morgan but also I don't care enough to go hunt down exactly which influencer she cribbed this style from. It features a lot of horse butts. Also her using her phone in bed, which I thought she didn't do because she's mindful.
  • The music she uses is this song, which is DEFINITELY not copyright-free, so have fun learning how actual copyright law works, Paige! The lyrics playing over the are "there are times when/it feels right to/run away, run away/when you ask the same old questions/every day, every day/Why do I set the stage?/Why do I find my place on the pedestal?", because I guess Paige went to the Love is Blind school of "make sure the lyrics of whatever song you use are really, REALLY literal"
• Giveaway winners! Congrats to the three people who won a pile of Paige's old garbage! Don't worry though, if you didn't win her trash, she'll be doing a lot more of these because she "appreciates [us] guys so much" and "wants us to experience some of the things that I'm so grateful to get".
  • Nothing says grateful like giving away your extras to strangers and instead of doing anything to promote them like you were supposed to in return for getting them for free, using the existence of this stuff as a way to leverage yourself up on the algorithm.
    • There's also Dairy Boy in the giveaways, of course, because no one's buying it organically.
• She explains moving Louie, it's the same stuff she said on Instagram. Weirdly horses are like the only animal I've never gotten super obsessed with, so I have no idea how BS this is, but it's almost word-for-word her IG explanation, so it's the same level of BS that was. She does word this though as it being a "charity project" and "passion project" she "donated to", because there was a dearth I guess of places to keep your horse in the rich people part of Connecticut.
  • She has to first run to get a grazing muzzle so Louie doesn't overeat in the pasture. This sets off my internal bad animal treatment alarms in a huge way, but again, don't know enough about horses to know if this is warranted.
• Just kidding! Don't let Paige into a Tractor Supply unsupervised, she's too much of a ~country girl~ to not come out with "so much shit". She also got this beef jerky that looked "so good". It's Iowa Smokehouse beef jerky.
  • It apparently looked good because all she had for breakfast was coffee. Why she only had coffee I'm not sure, since it's not like she didn't have the time to get something better. Coffee and beef jerky for breakfast sure is a choice, and one I'm sure her intestines didn't make her pay for later. This summer is all about ~hot girl indigestion~.
  • Story time! This looks like "legit, real beef jerky", which Paige knows because when Paige was in boarding school she stayed with a family who had a lot of cows and they made their own beef jerky, which Paige was of course intimately involved in, I'm sure. Anyway this makes her have such high standards, which is why she loves when somewhere like Tractor Supply (an enormous fucking chain, Paige) or a "local country mart" sells jerky because it's always better.
    • Fun fact that took me less than thirty seconds to Google, this "real" beef jerky is also available on Amazon
• More of the same definitely not copyrighted song as she packs up Louie's stuff and moves him. There's a lot of woman laughing alone with salad shots as she packs up and pretends to talk to... someone and "carry stuff" (ie: stand around touching her own body awkwardly)
• Some weird things about this whole sequence - 1) the "farm" she moves Louie to appears to have very poor, dilapidated fencing, red flag for me. 2) Paige is wearing a white shirt and then a white cardigan the entire time while DEALING WITH A HORSE and it never gets stained or dirty, which tells me she did fuck all, 3) the only guy with her is this big bald much older man who I assume is the guy starting this venture, meaning he's almost certainly who films her cantering around on Louie without her wearing a helmet laughing, which is so unbearably awkward. Like imagine asking a random older dude to film you doing that in a pure white sweater, 4) when Paige brushes Louie he sheds SO MUCH. Is that bad? It feels bad. When a dog sheds that much, even in the spring, it usually means no one's been brushing it regularly, 5) Louie has such a dip in his back and it makes me wince every time, especially when Paige shows him next to another horse. I don't know what that's from, but I hate it and it doesn't look comfortable for him.
• Nance and Baloo are at home when Paige gets back so she's just going to "throw on a little outfit" and they're going to go out for Mother's Day in Brooklyn. Paige really, really didn't want to go into the city because I guess she's suuuuch a country girl (nice, Paige) but she's doing it for her mom and to see her sister
  • Oh my god she DOESN'T CHANGE HER SHIRT FROM THE BARN, she wears a white henley, what look like blue pajama pants, and a leather coat.
  • Nance steals some of Paige's clothes (how I don't know since they're totally different sizes) and according to Paige is"slaying the boots", a phrase I will pay actual cash money to never hear Paige say again
• Next morning, return of the out of focus camera, though it may have been by accident this time because it stays out of focus. Anyway serious business Paige with her serious business glasses is starting the day with some "desk work". Is that a thing? A phrase? What the fuck is "desk work"? Has anyone who actually does work at a desk ever called it that?
  • When she's in Europe it's definitely harder for her to sit and do computer work even though she has a laptop but starting the day on her desktop at the same time as her "whole team" (WHO) it really makes a difference for them being all on the same page.
    • Okay so my actual job in real life is doing shipping and order management for a small creative goods company. I know very intimately what goes into product development, order fulfillment, etc, and Paige is just straight up saying nonsense. Like I paused and gave serious thought to what possibly she could be talking about, and I don't know what all this "work" is. If she was making everything in-house that's one thing, but that's not work she could possibly be doing or overseeing from Europe. But if she's outsourcing stuff, having it sent to a warehouse, and, then paying someone to ship it out for her, I guess she's doing... development? But that makes no sense because again, she outsources everything. She isn't doing wholesale, there isn't a lot to arrange for pop-ups if everything is outsourced and pre-made and she's only supposedly having one this summer, she only has eight products so the website maintenance is pretty easy, as is accounting, and she only really sells stuff around a drop which she does maybe twice a year.......... like genuinely I'm baffled here. It's my job to do this exact same thing every day with products that aren't jeans or sweatshirts or whatever and I'm so, confused about what her "work" is.
    • Allegedly they're on the "final push" for so many big projects and you know what, if any of these projects involve Paige actually doing anything besides feeling three different samples of denim swatches or deciding which vendor she's going to outsource oven mitts to and saying "I like this" or "I don't like that", I will issue her an apology. I feel safe in the idea that I won't have to issue her an apology, but I will keep on on offer in the off-chance I'm wrong.
    • She just finished making a line sheet (genuine lol once I looked up what that was) and apparently we are going to freeeeak out when we see her new merch - sorry, elevated lifstyle products.
    • It's denim. She's been working on denim. She shows us the final washes but it's in direct sunlight so it's all blown out and out of focus so they look mostly white? But she got the "perfect color". IDK, it's a light wash. I prefer dark wash, actually. It's a lot more flattering and forgiving. But we've already determined my aesthetic and Paige's aesthetic are not the same aesthetic. She's nobly pushed back production six months because she refused to do a full run unless the wash was absolutely perfect. It was so expensive but she needed to love love love the denim, because it's really what she's passionate about and what she wants to do, she wants to be the best denim brand out there. You know, because she's hand-making this denim herself, not just sending instructions to low-wage Chinese workers while being afforded the privilege to fuss over the perceived quality for six months because she has parents who are willing to flush money down the toilet on this. Also, for the record, but denim is like... a choice? Like what is the vision, exactly, because every clothing retailer has some version of denim and people are already super married to their faves, so how exactly is this business model working for her, here. And it doesn't look like stretch denim either, which means it's going to fit a very, very narrow group of body types. Like speaking from ample experience crying in GAP dressing rooms over my "freakish" (read, not built like a popsicle stick) as a teenager in a time before jeggings, jeans are not forgiving and easily worn by everyone. The thing about what Paige is doing so far is that it's universal enough. You don't have to really tailor an oversized sweatshirt or trucker hat to fit you. Everyone can make room for another overpriced candle. But denim??? IDK girl, you do you.
• Paige makes Olivia a latte. Olivia comes in and say it's story time about coffee. Paige asks if she should turn off the camera for this and Olivia says no so Paige continues to film herself preening while Olivia tells her a story about how messy she is frothing milk. Paige spends the entire time interrupting her to go "no! No! No! No!"
  • They look at buttons and rivets and embossed leather patches for the back, and then sweatpants leg panel samples. Baloo hangs out with them and Paige tells him he's stinky. She eats toast.
    • WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS. She's not DESIGNING anything, she's just doing that thing like, you know when you're choosing your racer in Mario Kart and there are a couple hundred variations of wheels and chassis and you just choose the unique combos you want to put together? She's doing that but with generic clothing. I've been jokingly referring to her stuff as "elevated Zazzle" but this isn't even Zazzle because Zazzle you UPLOAD ACTUAL ARTWORK TO. Why is she re-inventing the wheel? What improvements does she think she's making TO A PROVERBIAL WHEEL.
• Not sponsored showing off gifting time! It's not in focus at all so we can't really see any of the products (professional!). One of the products she mentions is that she's friends with CYNTHIA ROWLEY'S DAUGHTER who has nepo baby'd her way into dropping oven mitts and aprons that look like Strawberry Shortcake's rejects. Like they're cute, but they're again little strawberries on white. Like tell me none of you silver spoon-ass bitches cook without telling me by making WHITE OVEN MITTS. Those will turn yellowish and burnt after, what a single batch of brownies? Taking a piece of toast out?
  • This haul includes her tennis Tommy bag. Not sure how she got it since she brags about it being "sold out everywhere even Poshmark and depop"
  • There is sooooooo much of this free bullshit. How does she even get this much free bullshit. Why do companies waste so much money sending this to people like Paige who don't fucking care and openly give it away. What is the point of an influencer. IDK at this point I'm spiraling, this vlog is like a third of the way through and nothing has happened.
• Paige unpacks with Nance. She has so many clothes and I don't think she's worn any of them. Full disclosure that this was the point I actually got annoyed and had to take a break and play some video games for fifteen minutes because while growing up comfortably or on the upper end of middle class in a generational wealth type of town has taught me a lot of patience for people with too much money, there is at some point a limit to how conspicuous over-consumption and waste I can handle, and that point for me came when I saw how many sweaters Paige has that look like they've never been worn. And the on top of this she has a giant suitcase of stuff she's going to depop! The environment? Never heard of her.
• Paige is going to get groceries. She's needed Nance's help to do all the hard stuff she's had to do today like going grocery shopping and having soooo many clothes. She goes to Trader Joe's, then goes to a horse shop and of course buys MORE SHIT SHE DOESN'T NEED. I'm not condoning what the French did when they invented the guillotine, like that was really violent and horrible, but the point is that the longer I watch this vlog the more I'm understanding their motivations.
• Paige goes on a sunset ride with her friend Lauren, this song plays in the background as a flagrant copyright violation, I realize at this point that there's no way this video is going to stay up without Youtube copyright striking it so I have to be extra detailed for posterity and we still have so much to go and this is going to take forever. Louie's back still looks horrible and as someone with inherited lordosis, I feel for him.
• Tommy facetime! He says exactly one sentence and catches a tiny fish, for those of you keeping track on your Bingo cards.
• Nance is still over Paige's house when Paige gets back because she never leaves. Paige is wearing old Dairy Boy sweats. At this point when I scrolled down to press the play button again I realized that Nance has posted a comment about how proud she is of Paige within seconds of the video being uploaded. I live with my mother and sometimes I still need her help on stuff like yelling at health insurance until they cover stuff for me and even I am confused by how codependent their relationship is. Like doesn't Nance have her own house? A husband? Other children? Paige has spent this entire vlog needing Nance's help to do everything from grocery shopping to folding laundry and acting like a teenager. It's a rich text for a therapist to one day unpack.
  • It's Taco Monday, this is just a dumb and boring version of Paige performing the white people taco night song. Also bewildering, Paige seemingly DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE TACO STUFF. It involves almost no cooking! She even bought the spices pre-packaged! She needs Nance's help on this too!
  • Undisclosed new cooking knife brand product placement. They are amazed that it............slices.
    • OH NO SHE SAYS SLAYING WITH BOOTS AGAIN ABOUT THE KNIFE END THIS MISERY
  • Ahahhahah the reason they're so impressed is because they've apparently been cooking with unsharpened knives. Like Paige didn't know you could sharpen knives. A master chef, ladies and gentlemen!
• Oh god we're only halfway through. Paige wakes up the next morning. She got so freckly yesterday (read: she's courting melanoma and is going to age like a raisin). She's going to go play tennis at a club in Greenwich her parents are members at (Note, she shows the logo which means you can spend five seconds googling to discover it's this club. Membership is invite only and it's gauche apparently to discuss how much membership costs, but the estimate is EIGHTY GRAND A YEAR. To be clear, that is nearly THREE TIMES the average American household income. Paige is the child of people who spend more in one year to play tennis a few times a week than most people do getting fucking doctorates, which clears up a few things for me: one, I've never gotten those texts where she casually demands Morgan Wallen pay her back tens of thousands of dollars like it's $50, but I guess to her it is like $50, and two, why everything about Paige and how she acts towards people and money in this video is a million times more effective at radicalizing people on economic policy than anything Bernie Sanders has ever lain awake at night dreaming of.
  • Camera going in and out of focus during this explanation.
  • Ah she's doing it with her mom. Again. Heaven forbid Paige breathe without Nance.
  • Oh also she has to shoot an ad in the tennis dress, but she definitely likes and would go to play tennis anyway.
• More unboxing undisclosed adver- I mean PR.
  • I'm so serious, tthe flagrant wealth being thrown around in this video and the amount of free stuff a trust fund baby with absolutely no merits or skills whatsoever is getting because she has 300K followers on Instagram that she probably bought half of is like the best argument for socialism I have ever seen.
• .Paige gets dressed in the third outfit of the day to go to the dentist. The pants are pointedly too big on her so they don't stay up in the waist and create this weird enormous kangaroo pouch around her crotch. She pairs that with a toddler sized medium t-shirt for a football team she's probably never heard of, a choker that looks like something a boy band member in the early 2000's would wear but out of fake pearls, and cowboy boots. It's... the look sure is looking, let's just say that.
• Paige opines on how much she prefers to do vlogs at home, but don't worry, she won't stop doing travel vlogs for us! (Oh thank goodness, where would we be without the insights we get from them.) She feels like they add variety to her channel (what, no, we LOVE coming with you to the barn to watch you ride without a helmet over unsourced music! five times a vlog!). Sometimes she feels like there's this pressure to show us as much as she can, which explains why all we see in her travel vlogs is hotel room bathrooms, tennis matches, and the tops of various tabletops in restaurants. Anyway she feels like there's pressure because in reality she's there for Tommy. Which we KNOW, that's the entire PROBLEM, Paige. If you were HONEST about the fact that being a WAG on tour sucks and you don't get to actually see the places you're pretending to really go and immerse yourself in, we WOULD HAVE FEWER COMPLAINTS AND YOU'D FEEL LESS ANXIETY, the problem is that you have to keep compulsively lying about how cultured you are and how you really ~got a feel~ for the location. Just stop lying!!! Stop!!! Lying!!! Challenge!!!!! The anxiety you feel and the reason you have to monitor this subreddit comes from your CONSTANT LYING.
  • Ugh she would NEVER have gone to ROME if it weren't for Tommy. I think this is a ploy for authenticity but boy is it coming across as privileged.
    • I do think in her own Paige way though this entire monologue she has is about something I've noticed her talking around a lot - I think she's afraid if she stops travelling and being a WAG no one will care about her. I think she's terrified of doing what makes her happy, which is being home, hanging out with her mom, riding her horses, and spending her parents' money. But if she just let herself do the things she actually liked and stopped trying to always pretend to be cooler and more interesting than she is, no one would keep paying attention to her, because it's not like she has a sparkling personality or wit or unique point of view. Like I'm an interesting person to talk to, but if I tried to make a vlog of my life it would be pretty boring. I work a 9-5 M-F job and the most interesting part of my life is when I go to a concert or craft fair on the weekend or one of my neighbors goes out of town and I watch their cat. It's not riveting, but I also don't need to be doing fascinating things in order to be or feel like an interesting person. But people like Paige who need to always be travelling and going to events and flaunting how busy they are are often really sad and empty people. They're not doing any of the little mundane things that make people happy and spending time connecting with the people around them, they're just always moving around because they're afraid if they stop for five seconds, people will see that the only thing they have going for them is all that movement and travelling. I think Paige is constantly torn between the anxiety that comes with constant travel and isolation and putting herself on display and removing herself from the things that bring her a sense of calm and security, and the anxiety that if she allows herself to feel calm and secure, she'll lose the attention she craves. IDK seems like a thing she shouldn't keep indirectly admitting to in vlogs, seems to kind of undercut half of her material, but what do I know.
  • Also she really is going to positively contribute to Tommy and his life and career, ie: she needs to go home and feels comforted by home because that's where her mom and Amanda wait on her hand and foot and everything is about her, which she misses when she's with Tommy because when she's on tour with Tommy she has to accept that he's the center of attention and she's not.
  • Her home vlogs have been performing the best, like, significantly. Since she probably buys views and comments, this just means she likes them better and therefore buys more engagement for them.
  • Apparently her analytics are telling her that 30% of her views are coming from the "explore" feature, which she says is YouTube rewarding her for being consistent, and, uh. No. Not how that works.
    • I mean yes if you buy engagement it will put you in the algorithm more, but this is the time in the video where she accidentally self-owns. If you're an actual channel getting actual views from people who actually enjoy watching you, then VERY LITTLE of your viewership should be coming from the "explore" feature, MOST of it should be coming from subscribers or regular viewers or people who watch similar content. That's how the majority of people watch YouTube or find new videos to watch. But if fully a third of your viewers are coming from what's essentially a randomizer button, that pretty much confirms Paige is buying views and/or that a lot of viewers leave after a minute or two. Because if her content was good on its own, people would see it and subscribe, and then she wouldn't need to rely on the "explore" feature. But if she, as she says, is consistently getting a third of her viewership from that feature, than that means that a third of people are just randomly watching whatever YouTube puts in front of them and not engaging with her at all, meaning the ONLY POSSIBLE explanation is that she's essentially buying enough engagement to keep appearing on the explore page, but buying the opportunity to be put in front of people isn't actually getting her a larger audience because what she's serving them is a warmed-over turd.
  • Anyway Paige is counting on you not knowing the extreme basics and trusting that she "knows someone who used to work at YouTube who told her that's how the algorithm works"
    • Um if you don't know about social media - no one who works at YouTube or any social media company knows how their algorithm works unless they're the ones writing it, and if they do know, they're not going to tell you because that's extremely valuable, proprietary information and also there's like a lot of papers and NDAs and non-competes they'd be breaking if they did. They're telling you to upload consistently because it's good FOR THE MEDIA COMPANY. The company is trading in being a content hub, so they need people to consistently be uploading content, ie: raising the value of their site in a way they don't have to pay for. That's the entire business model of every. Single. Digital media platform. Heck, that's how most dating apps work too. The product is data. They want you to be giving them free product.
  • "I don't know, like I don't like doing things just for social media anymore?" HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
    • And a week later you spent a weekend attending influencer parties in the Hamptons for....... what exactly. The scintillating conversation?????
    • She's very quick to say that's not the case if she has to shoot an ad! Loves shooting ads! Please keep sending her free stuff!
    • God this is taking me multiple hours but at this point I've sunk too much time in and also am convinced this won't stay up for copyright issues, so I'm taking a break to like, stretch and clean the bathroom, anything to get me moving and listening to my own thoughts which are in complete sentences.
• I'm back after cleaning the bathroom. I've been at this so long that my sibling has shown up. But I only have ten minutes to go and I REFUSE TO GIVE UP. This whole completely unhinged and unintentionally revealing rant has approximately a trillion uses of the word "like" is from 21:00 to 26:00 and if you want to watch it you can. I probably should have transcribed it for a full AP Lit level analysis, but I'm tired. If we're lucky, when Paige tries to re-upload this with copyright-free music, she'll have kept that in there.
• Paige ordered a shed! She's so excited!
• The fence looks mildly less jacked up when they go back. Paige is brushing Louie constantly in this video. Fourth time I think we've seen her do this. I feel like there's a lot more to horse care than brushing them and she only shows us this part because it looks aesthetic and she doesn't do any of the actual hard or necessary parts like shoveling horse shit, but what do I know.
  • This sequence uses unsourced but definitely copyright song number three!
  • Fun fact: Paige is the same fake brown color as Louie's dappled neck. Aw, you know how pets eventually look like their owners? Cute.
  • Shout out to Paige's friend (perhaps Amanda? Olivia? Can't keep the preppy brunettes straight anymore) who actually wears a helmet riding.
• Next day, we open with a bit of this song (not sourced, copyright infringement number four, possibly more that at this point I no longer notice tbh). Paige puts on boots to go to the new shed and realizes the vlog is going to be so long because she's never done a whole week at a time before. Because I've made it this far, I'm the best. (Aw.)
  • Paige calls Tommy to wish him happy birthday and films it, which seems... odd. Especially since she doesn't film it in a way where he can see she's filming.
  • Paige gets tea for breakfast (nutritious) and a coffee for the guy at the barn we must have seen earlier. His name is Aaron. I could do some google sleuthing and find him probably, but I don't care. Paige met him going on trail rides at her old barn. Do middle aged men usually hang out at barns doing trail rides? Just scoping out young idiots with disposable income? The whole thing seems sus. Apparently he has like seven kids.
  • Paige never realized how expensive pre-made sheds were, but it's a local business that makes it by hand! I assume the local business is called Costco And Sons.
  • More uncredited The Shins plays as Paige only loads the shed with blankets and nothing heavy or unpicturesque.
  • Another Tractor Supply run, at this point they're who really should be sponsoring Paige
  • Paige goes to say goodbye to Louie and he HIDES FROM HER IN THE WOODS
    • Girl.
    • Oh my god no wonder he's mad at her, they've been staying somewhere WITHOUT A STRUCTURE. He's been sleeping OUTSIDE. It got into the 40's every night in New England last week!!!
• Out of focus Paige talking about how she had suuuuuch a long day "running errands". Olivia didn't get to join Paige on her little horse girl excursions because she had to be at the warehouse and onboarding a new DB employee. Anyway Paloma is in town now
  • Paige learns that apparently you're supposed to be washing veggies as she prepares things to grill. PAIGE HAS BEEN COOKING THIS WHOLE TIME NOT WASHING VEGGIES. I.......... I am going to need to be sedated after this.
• Paige exfoliates and puts on a definitely not sponsored face mask
  • She's wearing skiing pajamas. In case we forgot she was a skier. Did you know she was a skier????
    • PSYCH, these are from previous ads with PJ Place but actually she really likes these and this one ISN'T an ad she just loves the product so much
• Paige is doing her makeup! We're at the end stretch! I'm almost there!
  • She took a day off of vlogging to go see her grandparents, but immediately segues into her Ulta trip. Because of her stupid grandparents, she didn't get to go to the barn, frankly how can she survive in these conditions.
  • Dairy Boy phone case plug! She was soooo specific about what she likes in phone cases and definitely didn't just choose between Zazzle, Redbubble, or (insert other brand here)
    • It's a shitty thin cover that looks like it protects your phone from approximately nothing and should cost $10 but I estimate she'll sell it for at least $40
    • Of course because Paige was so super particular about the details and business-minded when it comes to quality it took a long time to make........phone cases.......
  • Tommy calls and says hi
  • Paige rambles about her day and makes coffee. Tommy sent her peonies because he's "so cute". We see the phone cases and they're weird and ugly. More "gifting" (undisclosed advertising) that came in the mail
• Paige makes pickled red onions, every time she does it she changes the recipe a little bit even though she totally has a recipe and isn't googling. She starts pickling carrots which she says are going to "go bad soon" (that takes like six months, how do carrots even go bad?) She also does it in a water glass which, good luck ever drinking from that again without it tasting like vinegar.
• And then with no warning, it cuts off. That took me three and a half hours. It's been a journey and I hate it. If there is ever a vlog this long, I'm doing it in segments across multiple days because I'm exhausted by this much wealth and inanity. Time to go touch grass, start dinner, wash my vegetables before I do so. You know. The little things.

Why do players constantly push main? I seriously don't get it, there's usually a minimum of 2 alternative methods to reaching either point, payload, or push bot. But NEARLY everyone seems to have this unnatural, masochist drive to push main regardless of the situation. Then they'll proceed to fight at the choke point for minutes.
This is significantly worse when the enemy team runs bastion or a relatively decent widow. They'll run into the bastion, the literal dps that shreds health. Consider taking height, consider not pushing bastion, consider waiting until he's not an actual moble minigun that will, more than likely, annihilate you before you even pull that trigger. Hell, a pocket bastion + zen means do not push into him. Same with widow, abuse the potential of them lacking object permanence. Some people will forget about you if you're not actively in their LOS.
Regarding widow, do not shoot her venom mine if you intend on flanking her. It still tells her that you're, at the very least, nearby. If you are going to destroy it, then fine do so, but take another position to at least confuse her. Believe me, from bronze - plat you can abuse the hell out of people who do not pay attention to their surroundings.
The single most important piece of advice; switch. Waiting to use your ult just so you can switch, isn't always the best option if you're actively losing the match. If there's a phara, don't just wait for your second DPS to swap, you have to take the initiative, you can't expect your partner to do so because they're probably expecting you to swap. Take control of your games.
Be an opportunist, there's always 1 player in your match that isn't on their best game. Find them, constantly kill them. Why? You'll change a 5v5 into a 4v5 constantly, that will significantly increase your chances of winning. If it's a support, that's even better because more than likely, their support will waste resources and time to assist their own support. Now you've turned a 4v5 into a 3v5 and your enemy team is starving for support, heals, or damage/speed boost.
Be the threat not the victim. Let's assume you're a support player, even better, let's assume you're Ana. How many options to deal damage do you have? Is it just your rifle? Nope, you have your sniper and your anti-nade. For a large portion of the time, your anti-nade isn't going to be helpful to your team, especially now at 60 HP heals, that's useless. However, do you know what's more useful? Denying the enemy the chance to get heals, they'll either back off or die and that's what you want. You want to be the threat, be the inconvenience to the point that they'll overextend just to kill you.
Ignore the tank, as a support or dps player, don't always dump your resources on the tank because for a large percentage of the time. All that damage is getting healed, supports are addicted to healing their tanks and partially for their DPS (assuming their DPS isn't just railing your team on a Sunday), so ignore that tank, find that one dude who isn't paying attention to you and screw them over, bonus points if it's the support that's pocketing the tank.
Use cover, please, I'm begging you to not just stand out in the open. Try sticking near a wall or behind a car, so long as there's something between you and the enemy. You will not believe how useful it is to just hide behind a pillar while a DPS has a hard on for your eventual demise. Move around the pillar, make it hard for them to hit you.
Change angles when you're in an active exchange between someone. Combine this with using cover and you can, more than likely, bamboozle someone. The concept of changing angles can also maximize your threat level, not only can you find other ways of targeting the slacking player, but you'll make it more difficult for the other DPS to secure a kill if they can't consistently find you.
Have an escape plan if you plan on flanking, you need to know where you can safely escape to regroup, where your enemies can pop up, and more importantly what cheeky angles can you claim.
Health packs, they're scattered all over the map and you're more than likely near one at all times. If you're a DPS, please use them to ease how much resources/time your support has to use on you. If you're behind your support, find a health pack because the last thing you want is for your support to not be looking at their enemy and teammates and risk someone dying because they had to give you attention. It's so much easier to ask for this if you're at least in front of your support or within their LOS.
Speaking of LOS (Line of sight) something extremely important is understanding it. LOS isn't just "Can my Ana see me" but also "Can my enemy see me" a lot of abilities rely on LOS. If you can't see it, then it more than likely won't kill you.
Now, we need to understand how certain ults (ultimate) work and possible ways of countering or minimizing the damage that you may receive. I, by no means, am a professional. I ranked at diamond5 on console as support, but I have experience in Overwatch 1 and now Overwatch 2. So, here's the deal and let's start with some common DPS ults (excluding phara because let's be honest, you're either consistently eliminating her or constantly getting eliminated by her. It's really just a good luck situation, and no, it's not a skill issue verticality in OW is just horrendou)
Anyways, let's start with Junkrat and I'll be honest, you're probably not going to destroy his tire, so here's what you should do. Run away from your team, stay away from everyone but don't extend to the enemy side. If you can make Junkrat kill 1 person that's better than him getting a full team kill.
For 76, abuse cover to break LOS because again, his ability requires LOS and a frustrated 76 may will overextend to maximize his ult. That's fine, you can capitalize this assume you have someone nearby. The same applies to Cass, B.O.B, Blizzard (Mei not the company), Sojourn, and surprisingly Sombra's EMP
Reaper will, more than likely, wraith form his way into an ult or teleport. If you see this, just back off from him since you REALLY do not want to fight him up close to begin with.
Bastion is tricky since it really depends on what kind of bastion you're going up against. Most will full dump their ult in one spot in some small circle, for this, you'll have to be quick in response and just run. If you have a more patient bastion that tracks, this is when you'll DEFINITELY need to be on your A-game for reacting. Don't jump, just run forward, not backwards, please do not run backwards you're significantly slower when moving backwards compared to moving forward. Pick a direction, move there, watch where he's targeting and move the immediate moment you see red (or whichever color you see). Since it's a circle, you only really need to move in a straight line in either direction, again, make sure you're moving FORWARD. Do not stop moving, but do not move in a single, constant, direction. For example, move forward when the first artillery comes, then quickly move left or right with the second, move the opposite direction for the third. (If you're feeling cheeky and know bastion will dump a full artillery in one spot, you can give it a moment before moving, it's a really short moment so stick to your A-game)
Now, let's chat about Mei, Sym, and Torb. These three dominate metal ranks, bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond(?). For Mei, you do not want commit a push unless she used her wall. Now, assuming she's using her self heal, ice block or whatever, just ignore it and find something else to kill. Mei is effectively not a threat while in ice block, she does not exist until she comes out and by then you'd want to kill at LEAST 1 or 2 of her teammates.
Sym is like bastion, it depends on which one you're up against but, understand this, most players have repeatable habits, some good, some bad. You'll have a Sym that's solely dedicated to securing and preventing your team from securing point, push bot, or payload. Here's what you'll do, first figure out where Sym Sentry Turret is located (It'll either be all clumped up in one spot, or spread out). Next, find a different angle, Sym has 3 turrets and together they will shred you regardless of who you are, once you find them take it out ASAP. I'll make it an important note that this isn't law, overwatch is a game where a lot of odd things can happen, but if you have an opportunity do destroy the turret. Torb functions the same as well so the rule tip applies, find turret, eliminate turret, then eliminate Torb.
Now you might be saying, "But Kyeonji, what if Sym lasers me with a max out laser because nobody could stop her?" Or "What if Torb gets all angry and red and spew his shotgun sludge at me?" Well good question voice in my head, for Sym it's honestly going to be an aim and decision skill check. If her laser is max and you know this, keep distance and just rail her from there (assuming you have range, if not, switch to get range). If it's Torb, you'll have to either capitalize on your range, wait for overload to be on cooldown, or punish him after he uses overload. (You can also bait it by just getting some cheeky pokeshot, they'll usually pop overload when they're either half health or near death, when that happens you can full commit).
Now, as far as I know there are a couple of tanks that people have difficulties dealing with, so I'll list some counter plays for some tanks, but honestly they can be applied to most, if not, all tanks. For now, let's do Zarya. This one is very easy, don't shoot her bubble, or at least try not to constantly shoot it UNLESS she's near death. The moment she pops bubble, swap targets. Your teammate may not be aware of this, but as long as YOU don't contribute to Zarya damage boost, then you're at least minimizing how much damage Zarya will output.
Winston, oh boy this is a tough one. I'll be honest, you'll have to counter Winston most of the time, especially if it's a good Winston. Your average Winston will go after your support, this is when you'd NEED to back up your support. Winston is HEAVILY reliant on his jump skill, this is what you need to keep an eye on. If you see Winston jump, track him, find him, and punish him as quickly as possible. To better assist in this, try and stick near your support or preferably, suggest that your support swap to a more mobile one that can, hopefully, distant themselves from Winston.
D.va is a game sense check, typically you'll run into a somewhat repeatable D.va gameplay style. But, there's 1 thing you NEED to pay attention to and it's Defense matrix above all else. This will mess you up, deny some of your abilities, or downright make you useless. So, you'll have these options; you can either dump your abilities AFTER D.va defense matrix isn't being used, or swap to a Hero that D.va can't consistently deny abilities. Mei is a good option as her primary fire denies Defense matrix, it slows her down to make it easier to land headshots, plus wall can deny her escape. Other options include, Zarya, Rein, Winston, Sym, Echo (You'll have to time your abilities with D.va Defense matrix), Doomfist (You're gonna have to be really smart about this one, don't full focus D.va, but abuse her endless shotgun to max your rocket punch, you can also stun her out of bunny rocket), Brigitte (keep moving, swap between attacking and shielding to maximize your self-heal against her endless shotgun, stun her out of bunny rocket, rinse, repeat), Moira (keep moving, try not to rely too much on your orbs as she can deny it with Defense matrix, disengage if she uses bunny rocket if necessary, just don't risk it)
The remaining tanks that oppress others in metal ranks can be dealt with following these steps. Junker queen wants to get close to you or pull you to her, deny this by keeping distance and prioritizing her support, abuse cover if you're struck by jagged dagger, so instead of being pulled to Junker queen, you'll be pulled into a wall which is safer than Junker queen (although the wall won't dom you like Junker would so... Gotta sacrifice something for the W).
Orisa, same as Junker queen, prioritize support because you're probably not going to kill a fully pocketed orisa. If you can't reliably eliminate Orisa's support, then time your abilities with hers. What you're looking out for is mostly fortify, it's not worth dumping resources into it. Now, Javelin blocks both projectiles and melee damage, so you're either going to have to take that javeline, or swap to Sym, Mei, Zarya, Winston, Doom, or Brigitte to at the very least inconvenience Orisa during javeline spin. Why you may ask? Well, here's a list of abilities that Orisa javeline spin cannot block: Sentry Turret, Rocket Punch, Shield Bash, Swift Strike I wouldn't recommend relying on Genji to deal with Orisa), Accretion (You may find value with Sigma if Orisa keeps shooting at your kinetic grasp, but again, wouldn't really recommend), Deployed Turret (Insane right?), Petal platform (Get creative), and Immortality field (Helps if you have a Kiriko as protection suzu isn't protecting you from the javeline)
Reinhart, mister big boy, destroyer of galaxies, the big daddy. This one is easy, keep distance, Rein is mainly melee and really does want to close the distance. So, take height and unleash hell but don't shoot that shield, swap angles because you're just wasting both time and resources on something that, unless you're boosted by Mercy, isn't going away anytime soon, again you can ignore this if he's near death.
Ramatra, Sigma, and Doomfist. This one is tough, so let's start with Ramatra. Again, try to not dump your resources on the shield, ignore him while he's blocking unless he's near death. Ramatra, like Rein, also wants to fight you at close-range, so naturally you'll want to abuse range which also applies to his ult.
Sigma follows this as well, but he's more mid-range, instead what you're really looking for is the timing between Kinect grasp being online or offline, capitalize that moment and again, avoid shooting the shield.
Doomfist is where you're dancing with cooldown and movement. The Doomfist combo is rocket punch, hand cannon, melee. Of course, Doomfist has a lot of mobility so what you're looking for is the gap between his cooldown. If you can position yourself in an inconvenient position where Doomfist will either die due to being too deep into enemy line, or forcing him to expend all of his ability and having no escape. Like Ramatra, ignore him while blocking as to not boost his rocket punch. (Unless you can CC [Crowd Control] him with Sombra, Sigma's accretion, Rein charge, Javeline, Sleep dart, hook).
Anyways, this is a pretty long post. So I'll end it with this note. None of these is by any means an iron-clad law that must be followed, Overwatch isn't linear and every player is different. However, every Hero, including their abilities, has a weakness which is exactly why swapping exist. If your opponent isn't aware of these weaknesses, capitalize on it. Be aware of your surroundings, don't be afraid to swap if you're losing to another play. You can lose the battle, but at the end of the day you want to, hopefully, win the match. Don't be afraid of your opponents, make them afraid of you. Be the threat and make them submit. Good luck out there Heroes and if you found this helpful, share it with others. If you have questions, suggestions, criticism, then share them don't be afraid to speak your mind.

After several years, the Eastern Europe Rework is complete, as the release of the Ukraine rework signals the end of an era for Kaiserreich. We learned a lot from the development process, with the Eastern Europe Rework being released incrementally, unlike the single large update that gave much of the China rework. With each successive release, we try our best to reach new heights with the mod, and to build on the work that was done beforehand, and both of these aims particularly apply to the Eastern Europe Rework. Our efforts remain ongoing on the reworks of all European majors, and the team members who worked on Ukraine have already moved on to work on Russia, Spain and Austria-Hungary. But for now, we are pleased to bring you our latest release, and we hope you enjoy it!

• The KR4 team

Changes
Notable Additions

• Updated the format of the Country Selection screen.
• Added new introduction screens for several countries, including the majors and notable minors.
• Removed the cap on the war support debuffs that is present in vanilla HOI4, applied by casualties, bombing and lost convoys, and decreased the rate of the war support decay.
• Countries now will lose 20% war support if at war, regardless of it being a defensive or offensive war.
• Reduced the Chinese “Unequal Treaties” resource export malus to 60%.

Reworked/Expanded Focus Trees

• Ukraine

Tweaked Focus Trees

• Lebanon - overhauled political and military trees
• Ottoman Empire - added four new national foci for NatPops

New Events

• Added new alerts informing the player of impending declarations of war.
• Added events alerting the player when the AI has given them land in annexation events.
• Added annexation events for the Northern Caucasus, Corsica, the Kuban, Nice, Savoy and Syrmia.

New Decisions

• Added a new “Ostpolitik” decision category for Germany, detailing their relations with their eastern allies.

New Custom Country Paths

• Cuba (expanded current options)
• Ukraine
• West Indies Federation (expanded current options)

GFX

• New portraits
  • American Union State: Robert Melville Danford
  • Australasia: Henry Douglas Wynter
  • Bharatiya Commune: Madhav Sadashivrao Golwalkar, Madan Mohan Malaviya, Sarojini Naidu, Vinayak Damodar Savarkar
  • Union of Britain: George Nathan
  • Bulgaria: Manol Vasev
  • Cambodia: Son Ngoc Thanh
  • Chile: Oscar Escudero Otárola
  • Cuba: Juan Blas Hernández
  • Combined Syndicates of America: Edward Allen Carter Jr., William Edward Foster, Daniel Webster Hoan, Campbell Carrington Johnson, James Kelly Parsons, Hyman Godalia Rickover, David Monroe Shoup
  • Commune of France: Henri Adeline, Florimond Bonte, Jean-Édouard Verneau
  • El Salvador: Salvador Castañeda Castro, Maximiliano Hernández Martínez
  • French Republic: Paul Reynaud
  • Germany: Wilhelm II, Wilhelm III (civilian & military)
  • Greece: Georgios Papandreou
  • Illyria: Stjepan Radić
  • Latvia: Constitutional Assembly
  • Lebanon: Anthony Peter Arida
  • Kurdistan: Bakr Sidqi
  • Malaya: Zhuang Mingli
  • Mountain Republic: Ali Mitayev
  • Ottoman Empire: Abdülmecid II
  • Papua New Guinea: Sumsuma
  • Paraguay: Higinio Morínigo Martínez
  • Russia: Pavel Milyukov
  • Serbia: Petar Zivkovic
  • Shandong: Wu Huawen, Lu Jin
  • Siam: Phraya Phaholponpayuhasena, Rama IX, Paribatra Sukhumbhand, Sarit Thanarat
  • Slovenia: Leon Rupnik
  • Kingdom of Spain: Emilio Mola Vidal
  • Taiwan: Lin Xiantang, Lin Xiongzheng, Xie Xuehong
  • Tripolitania: Ahmad Faqih Hasan
  • Ukraine: Marko Bezruchko, Roman Dashkeyvch, Petro Diachenko, Opanas Fedenko, Oleksii Federov, Vasyl Fylonovych, Nykyfir Hryhoriiv, Yevhen Konovalets, Isaak Mazepa, Mykhailo Omelianovych-Pavlenko, Vsevolod Petriv, Kostiantyn Prisovskyi, Sviatoslav Shramchenko, Oleksandr Shulhyn, Oleksandr Shumskyi, Leonid Stupnytskyi, Mykola Stsiborskyi, Yurii Svirskyi, Yurii Tiutiunnyk, Oleksandr Udovychenko, Omelian Volokh, Vasyl Vyshyvanyi, Oleksandr Zahrodskyi
• Tweaked portraits
  • Argentina: Pedro Eugenio Aramburu, Isaac Francisco Rojas
  • Bohemia: Viktor Hoppe
  • Commune of France: Aubert Frère
  • Galicia & Lodomeria: Hnat Stefaniv, Dmytro Vitovskyi
  • Liangguang: Li Zongren (changed uniform)
• New advisor portraits
  • Germany: Reichskolonialamt
  • Lebanon: Khayreddine al-Ahdab, Rashid Baydoun, Michel Chiha, Philibert Collet, Jacob of Ghazir, Selim el Khoury, Rose Shahfa
  • Princely Federation: Council of Princes
  • Russia: Aleksandr Novikov, Mikhail Yangel
  • Somalia: Assembly of Clans
  • Syria: Army Air Command / Army Naval Arm
  • Taiwan: Chen Fengyuan, Lan Gaochuan, Jian Ji, Cai Peihuo, Riad el-Solh, Jiang Weishui, Liao Wenkui, Liao Wenyi, Lin Xiantang, Lin Xiongzheng, Xie Xuehong
  • Ukraine: Asan Sabri Aivazov, Rostyslav Bereziuk-Voloshyn, Petro Bolbochan, Mykola Boretskyi, Mykhailo Bilynskyi, Volodymyr Chekhivskyi, Ivan Cherniakhovskyi, Dmytro Dontsov, Dmytro Doroshenko, Oleksandr Dovzhenko, Solomon Goldelman, Oleksandr Hadd, Borys Homzyn, Oleksandr Hrekiv, Mykhailo Hrushevskyi, Hryhorii Hrynko, Borys Huber, Andrii Hulyi-Hulenko, Dzhambulat Kanukov, Pavlo Khrystiuk, Andrii Khvylia, Mykola Khvyliovyi, Ihor Kistiakovskyi, Volodymyr Kedrovskyi, Mykola Kochubei, Vasyl Kochubei, Serhii Koroliov, Volodymyr Korostovets, Mykola Kovalevskyi, Levko Kovaliv, Oleksii Kozlovskyi, Ahatanhel Krymskyi, Andrii Livytskyi, Yurii Lypa, Ivan Lytvynenko, Mykola Maksymov, Arnold Margolin, Borys Martos, Andrii Melnyk, Mykola Mikhnovskyi, Zinaida Mirna, Yakiv Moraleyvch, Kyrylo Moskalenko, Vasyl Murashko, Andrii Nikovskyi, Oleh Olzhych & Olena Teliha, Kyrylo Osmak, Serhii Ostrovidov, Yurii Otmarshtain, Viktor Pavlenko, Anatolii Pisotskyi, Andrii Pokrovskyi, Mykhailo Poloz, Viacheslav Prokopovych, Serhii Rudenko, Volodymyr Salskyi, Volodymyr Savchenko-Bilskyi, Fedosii Shchus, Pavlo Shandruk, Oleksandr Shapoval, Serhii Shemet, Oleksandr Skoropys-Yoltukhovskyi, Zakhar Sliusarenko, Olena Stepaniv, Fedir & Mykhailo Tereshchenko, Vasyl Tiutiunnyk, Stepan Tymoshenko, Metropolitan Vasyl, Mykhailo Volobuiev, Serhii Yefremov, Maik Yokhansen, Vsevolod Zmiienko
  • United Baltic Duchy: Baltische Landeswehrkommission
• Added some new generic American, British and German general portraits.
• Added a generic “Council of Advisors” advisor portrait.
• Added new national spirit icons for Chinese splinters, Ethiopia and Ukraine.
• Updated the Irish national focus icons for their army, navy and air force.
• Updated several Indian national focus icons.
• Added new national focus icons for Ukraine.
• Added new flags for the Bharatiya Commune, RadSoc Centroamerica, Hindustan, Madagascar, socialist Ukraine, Taiwan, Transamur and native-led Zimbabwe.
• Tweaked the flag for the West Indies Federation.
• Updated the flag render of Kolchak-led Transamur
• Fixed NatPop Egypt using the wrong flag.
• Updated the icons for the Artillery traits for commanders.
• Moved and resized the paper clip icon used in all event pictures.
• Added and tweaked the icons, names and models for the tanks and planes used by multiple countries across the mod.
• Added some custom infantry weapon icons for Austro-Hungarian constituents and White Ruthenia.
• Fixed a Mongolian leader being used as a generic leader portrait.
• Removed the Blackshirt insignia from a vanilla division icon.
• Updated Ireland’s event pictures.
• Updated the resolution and colouring on an old loading screen.

Music Mod

• Reconfigured the Music user interface and reformatted the track titles to ensure they fit into the interface properly.
• Added “Mars Genderang Kemenangan (March to the Sound of Victory)” for Insulindia.
• Removed “Rayuan Pulau Kelapa (Love of the Coconut Island)” for Insulindia.
• Added “Two Brothers Were Going There” for Russia.
• Added “Black Clouds Cover Over the Ruins”, "Cossacks Were Riding", “Ked my pryishla karta (This is the Map)”, "Long Live, Free Ukraine", "Oh, Grow You Dry Oak“, “Oh, On the Mountain the Reapers are Harvesting”, “Oi, vydno selo (Oh, You Can See the Village)”, "There's a Willow in the Field" for Ukraine.
• Fixed music not playing correctly for Azerbaijan, Madagascar, Mali and Zanzibar.
• Fixed “Protect the Yellow River” playing for non-Chinese countries.
• Fixed several tracks from vanilla HOI4 not playing, tweaked when some tracks from vanilla are likely to play, and renamed several vanilla tracks to more Kaiserreich-appropriate titles.

Mapping

• Added more naval bases to the Bharatiya Commune and Princely Federation.
• Added Bastogne as a victory point.
• Fixed the French city of Verdun being too close to the German border.
• Adjusted the shapes of Dalmatia and Syrmia.
• Tweaked Morocco’s provinces.
• Fixed an invalid Moroccan railway.
• Added Terneuzen as a victory point.
• Increased the Infrastructure level in India.
• Updated the eastern Ottoman railway around Kars.
• Re-added the Sea of Marmara as a strategic region, to fix issues with AI pathfinding in the Aegean due to the blocked straits.
• Fixed Iquitos’ location to Peru from Ecuador.
• Improved supply situation in and around Transamur.
• Increased the supply availability between Crimea and Kherson.
• Removed the strait between Courland and Saaremaa.

Other Changes

• North America
  • Rebalanced American war support and stability.
  • Reduced the amount of military factories given by the factory conversion decisions, to avoid hobbling the AI.
  • Increased the priority given by American civil war participants to building military factories during the Second American Civil War.
  • Revised the combat AI for the participants of the Second American Civil War.
  • Replaced the American Union State general Jacob Devers with Robert Danford.
  • Buffed Canada’s starting army and war support.
  • Canada’s NatPops no longer make John Diefenbaker their leader, as Henry Herbert Stevens stays in the position.
  • Adjusted several Canadian and Combined Syndicate character names to include the nicknames they are most commonly known as.
  • Renamed William Zebulon Foster to William Edward Foster, as he was never actually named Zebulon.
  • Nerfed the Combined Syndicates of America commanders Robert Sharon Allen, Smedley Darlington Butler, Evans Fordyce Carlson, Benjamin Oliver Davis Sr, Herbert Charles Heitke, Campbell Carrington Johnson, Robert Hale Merriman, Maurice Rose and David Monroe Shoup, each by one skill level.
  • Nerfed the military advisor traits of the Combined Syndicates of America’s Smedley Darlington Butler, Evans Fordyce Carlson, Bessie Coleman, William Rea Furlong, Eddie August Henry Schneider and David Monroe Shoup.
  • Added Jacob Loucks Devers, from the American Union State, and Campbell Carrington Johnson, as generals for the Combined Syndicates of America.
  • Removed George H. Cannon as a general for the Combined Syndicates of America.
  • Added a Chief of Army role to the Combined Syndicates of America’s commander James Kelly Parsons.
  • Removed Robert Sharon Allen’s Chief of Army role for the Combined Syndicates of America.
  • Added the Armour Officer trait to Robert Sharon Allen, the Organiser trait to Robert Hale Merriman, the Cavalry Officer trait to Benjamin Oliver Davis Sr and the Chief Engineer trait to Hyman Godolia Rickover.
  • Removed the Reckless trait from the Combined Syndicates of America’s Maurice Rose.
  • The Combined Syndicates of America’s naval advisors are now available from either of the “American People's Navy” or “New Naval Plan” national foci, instead of just the former.
  • Nerfed the initial “Red Guards” national spirit for the Combined Syndicates of America.
  • Improved the effect of the Combined Syndicates of America’s “Roll Out The AO-2” and “The Red Dragon” national foci.
  • Increased the duration of the “New European Military Schools” national focus for the Combined Syndicates of America.
  • Revised the AI’s logic in supporting or abandoning Hawaii.
  • Hawaii’s faction-joining decisions are now quicker.
  • The American Union State now leaves any factions if couped by Pelley, and a player-led leader of the Entente can choose to attack him in return.
  • The United States now starts with medium tank designs.
  • Player-controlled United States can now decide whether or not the assassination attempt on Huey Long or Jack Reed is successful.
  • Removed “Canberra” from the America ship name lists, due to its presence being an OTL reference.
• Central America & the Caribbean
  • Added a unique flag for Augusto César Sandino’s Centroamerica.
  • Removed “Fulgencio Batista” from Cuba’s ship name lists.
  • Added party descriptions to Cuba.
  • The Dominican Republic’s Trujillo now loses his advisor roles after being fired.
• South America
  • Demoted Argentina’s Pedro Eugenio Aramburu from Field Marshal to General.
  • Tweaked the map colour of NatPop Brazil.
  • Brazilian puppet Patagonia (the Kingdom of Araucania) now starts with a core on Neuquén.
  • Releasing Brazil now retains Acre and the borderlands for separate decisions.
  • Added a Head of Army role to Brazilian Field Marshal Eurico Gaspar Dutra.
  • Nerfed the Head of Army trait belonged to Brazil’s Euclides de Oliveira Figueiredo.
  • Removed the option to create a puppet Ecuador on the Galapagos Islands, as it resulted in Ecuador getting too many volunteers in subsequent wars.
  • Updated and standardised the names of many Paraguayan characters.
• Western & Southern Europe
  • Added Breton endonyms.
  • Replaced the Union of Britain’s George Sutherland Aitken with George Nathan.
  • Decreased the skill level of the Union of Britain’s Thomas Jacob Hutton.
  • Added Henri Adeline, Florimond Bonte, Georges Revers and Jean-Édouard Verneau as generals to the Commune of France.
  • Added Henri Adeline as a military advisor to the Commune of France.
  • The Commune of France’s Maurice Gamelin is improved to a level 3 field marshal, with a different Chief of Army trait, but now has the Old Guard trait.
  • The Commune of France’s Clement Blanc now has the Artillery Officer trait, Charles Delestraint now has the Armour Officer trait, Diego Brosset has swapped Infantry Officer for Engineer, and Raoul Magrin Vernerey has swapped Adaptable and Infantry Officer for Commando and Harsh Leader.
  • The Commune of France’s Marie-Pierre Koenig now has a Chief of Army role.
  • Increased the army experience reward given to the Commune of France’s “Communal Army” and “Grand Army Reform” national spirits.
  • Countries can no longer choose not to attend the Internationale Congresses.
  • Moved the general Aubert Frère to the Commune of France, from the French Republic.
  • The Commune of France’s Jacques Sadoul is changed from a general to a political advisor.
  • Removed colonial names from the Commune of France’s submarine name list.
  • Added Alessandro Sardi as a general for the Italian Republic.
  • AI-controlled Socialist Republic of Italy will now attempt to perform naval invasions on the Republic of Italy.
  • The Canadian decision to support the Orange Order in socialist-controlled Ireland now spawns Northern Irish units rather than Irish ones.
  • Portugal will now actively try to annex the Congo in peace conferences.
  • Portugal can now intervene in the Third Boer War.
  • Halved the political power cost in the United Kingdom’s reconstruction decisions.
  • The United Kingdom can now ask for the return of Canadian and Australasian fleets.
  • The United Kingdom’s naval national foci have been considerably nerfed.
  • Added the option for a player to refuse handing over the leadership of the Entente to the United Kingdom, while playing a country other than Canada.
• Central & Northern Europe
  • Revised the frequencies at which Austria goes each of its three paths.
  • Pluralist Austria can no longer integrate any parts of Germany.
  • Non-pluralist Austria can now core all of Germany.
  • Austria can no longer potentially integrate the German-speaking part of Switzerland, unless they have reformed the German Empire.
  • Austria and Germany now start with medium tank designs.
  • Austria now retains south Germany when releasing the German Empire, to be decided in its own annexation event.
  • The Austrian-led German Empire, and German splinters, can now integrate German border regions, and no longer get instant cores.
  • Added new descriptions to the late infantry technology for Austria-Hungary and its constituents.
  • Denmark now starts with a core on Greenland, which no longer causes resistance for any other occupying power.
  • Added English translations of Finland’s party names.
  • Lwow is now not automatically given to Poland in the latter’s annexation event, unless its controller chooses to give all of Galicia & Lodomeria to Poland.
  • Updated the events surrounding the division of Galicia to Poland and Ukraine.
  • Germany’s integration of Austria, Slovenia and Switzerland is now compliance-based.
  • Improved Manfred von Richtofen’s unique trait.
  • Added air bases as rewards to German aviation national foci.
  • Improved Germany’s AI at defending from naval invasions.
  • Expanded the release of the North German Federation to match the standard of the other three German splinters.
  • Germany now starts with interwar anti-tank technology.
  • Germany’s “Anti-Russian Foreign Policy” national spirit is now removed from countries that join Russia’s faction.
  • Replaced the news event picture from the “Fall of Amsterdam” event.
  • The Netherlands’ integration of Flanders is now compliance-based.
  • Decreased the war-related stability debuff given to the Nordic Federation by the “Nordic Neutrality” national spirit.
  • The Nordic Federation will now send volunteers to Finland and Germany in the Weltkrieg.
  • Reichspakt Poland will now get kicked from their faction, should they declare war on a Habsburg-led Austria during the Weltkrieg.
  • Republican Poland having a failed nationalist coup will now prevent the nationalist uprising from occurring.
  • AI-controlled Republican Poland will now have a nationalist coup less often.
  • Increased Poland’s priorities in completing its economic decisions.
  • Poland can now only complete Operation Parasol if it has less than 20% surrender progress.
  • Poland will now lose some monarchy influence when the King appoints Studnicki after the election, even if the Circle won the election.
  • Tweaked the AI’s event choice priority in Poland’s Clover Revolution.
  • Changed the icon for Poland’s “20th Century Cavalry Tactics” national spirit.
  • Releasing the Rhenish German splinter state now requires control of Cologne or Essen.
  • Added Bogumil Vošnjak as the NatPop leader of Slovenia.
  • Added Leon Rupnik as a general for Slovenia.
  • Increased the amount of steel that Sweden gains in Kiruna.
  • Updated several of Switzerland’s national focus icons.
  • The Kingdom of Two Sicilies Confederation now gives annexed territory to its Italian puppets.
  • Added two starting military factories to the Kingdom of Two Sicilies.
• Eastern & Southeast Europe
  • The AI will now prioritise giving lands in the Balkans to an ally, rather than releasing puppets.
  • Added an alternate description Bulgaria’s “Anti-Belgrade Pact”, should the Belgrade Pact be already defeated.
  • The Estonian admiral Johan Pitka no longer starts in the United Baltic Duchy.
  • Added party descriptions to Latvia.
  • Latvia can now organise a state visit to NatPop Russia, so long as the latter is Realpolitik.
  • Buffed several Latvia traits, national spirits and national foci.
  • Added more trains to Latvia’s starting stockpiles.
  • Added air bases to decisions and national foci rewards for Lithuania and the United Baltic Duchy.
  • Added option in Macedonia’s annexation event, for it to be offered to Bulgaria or Serbia in exchange for an alliance.
  • Increased the amount of war support drain that Romania receives from integration of Transylvania.
  • Halved the maluses incurred by Romania’s “Great Game”.
  • Romania can now attack Austria immediately if Austria is at war, ignoring normal revolt preparations in Transylvania.
  • Romania is now able to core Bucovina without owning Transylvania.
  • Romania will now no longer try to join Russia’s faction if they previously were at war.
  • Russia’s annexation event can now result in the release of the Mountain Republic, made up of part of the Northern Caucasus under Russian control
  • Made multiple tweaks to Russia’s political power, stability, and war support situation.
  • Expansionist Russia can now invite Romania to the Moscow Accord, so long as Germany has been beaten and Serbia is also in the faction.
  • Moved Russian military advisors Sergey Korolyov and Sergey Rudenko to Ukraine, replacing them with Aleksandr Novikov and Mikhail Yangel.
  • Added a volunteer limit bonus to the “Twilight Struggle” national spirit, associated with the Russian/Entente event against the Internationale.
  • Imperial Russia can now choose to just empower the Hohenzollerns for a puppet German Empire, instead of a Romanov.
  • Socialist Russia now uses a slightly different green.
  • Socialist Russia will now declare war on Central Asia before joining the Internationale.
  • Nerfed Socialist Russia’s war support and starting stability.
  • Added more AutDem party popularity for Russia’s Wrangel path.
  • Serbia will now keep its core on Montenegro, if it loses the Fourth Balkan War.
  • Added a two year truce and non-aggression pact to the Belgrade Pact’s Treaty of Budapest with Austria.
  • Added generic Ukrainian name lists.
  • Tweaked costs of several Eastern European Defence Cooperation decisions.
  • Replaced the consumer goods cost from Eastern European Defence Cooperation contributions, with a political power cost.
  • The United Baltic Duchy’s integration of Latgale is now compliance-based.
  • Decreased the weekly stability loss from White Ruthenia’s “Solidifying Our Identity” national spirit.
  • Added a new description a White Ruthenian upgrade to the infantry weapon technology, featuring Najman’s hand mortar.
• Africa
  • Adamawa and Cameroon can now claim and integrate Ubangi-Shari on their own during the annexation event, not just when granted by their overlord or ally.
  • Removed Cape Verde-Guinea as a releasable puppet, as Cape Verde remains an integral part of Portugal.
  • Adjusted the starting borders of the Manikongo’s secession from Mittelafrika.
  • Added additional outcomes for Ethiopia’s DKAEB event chain.
  • Changed some Ethiopian national spirit icons.
  • The French Republic’s “Indestructible Bonds” national focus now gives claims on the states changed between the French Republic and the United Kingdom.
  • The French Republic’s “Expand Communications in the Colonies” national focus now gives a bonus to the Psychological Warfare agency upgrade, if the “La Résistance” DLC is enabled.
  • Changed the French Republic’s starting occupation laws, to match the in-game lore.
  • The French Republic now gets a compliance bonus on Chad, after the completion of the “Fate of Equatorial Africa” national focus, and the merging of the area’s administration with French West Africa.
  • The French Republic can now no longer call its allies in to help with the native revolts, unless facing three or more at once.
  • The French Republic no longer uses African-style generic commanders.
  • Increased the weekly stability debuff and decreased the party popularity stability modifier applied to the German Government in Exile’s “On Borrowed Time” national spirit.
  • Removed Katanga’s national focus to integrate itself into Südwestafrika.
  • Tweaked the visibility of some Katanagan national foci dependent on availability.
  • Adjusted the conditions for Mittelafrika’s collapse. It will now only happen as a result of von Göring’s failure to quell the revolts against his rule, and for the German Government in Exile.
  • Added leader descriptions to Mittelafrika.
  • Replaced the stability bonus in Mittelafrika’s “Spirit of von Lettow-Vorbeck” national spirit with a war support bonus.
  • Kenya and Nigeria are now allowed to secede during the Mittelafrikan collapse, if not previously subjugated.
  • Von Göring’s Mittelafrika can no longer become free before dealing with its revolts.
  • Added a tooltip for Mittelafika’s von Göring resigning, so that it's clearer this is what is happening, and removed its associated extensive stability and political power penalties.
  • Rewrote several Mittelafrikan events, including the setup for the Kikuyu uprising. Also removed several outdated events.
  • Removed Ludwig Bockholt and Theodor von Hassel as potential replacement leaders of Mittelafrika.
  • Added party names and leaders to Nyasaland.
  • South Africa’s Third Boer War peace now only requires a 180 day stalemate, instead of an entire year.
  • Added bypasses to two of South Africa’s Nuweveld national foci.
  • Rebalanced much of the Third Boer War.
• Caucasus & Middle-East
  • Alash Orda, Bukhara, Khiva, and Turkestan can now claim and core Ashkhabad.
  • Tweaked the map colours for Alash Orda and Khiva, and updated it entirely to Turkestan.
  • Georgia can join the Reichspakt when World Tension is over 75%.
  • Iraq’s Yusuf Salman Yusuf no longer uses a picture of a living person.
  • Added several new political advisors to Lebanon.
  • Tweaked multiple Lebanese events, modifiers and traits.
  • Added more content to Lebanon’s war with Syria, and its build-up.
  • Added an option for player-controlled Najd & Hasa to leave the Cairo Pact.
  • Removed a reference referring to Mustafa Kemal as “Atatürk”, which he would not be called in the Kaiserreich timeline.
  • Decreased some of the political power gain for the late-game Ottoman Empire.
  • NatPop Ottomans will now also have Azerbaijan rebel against them, during their large revolt.
  • Removed the ability of the NatPop Ottomans to join the Moscow Accord after defeating their large revolt.
  • Added Turkish endonyms for Albania, Algeria, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Greece, Western Persia and Tunisia.
  • Decreased the cost of several of Turkey’s expansion decisions.
  • Updated the icon of Turkey’s “Turkish-Iraqi Economic Accord” national spirit.
  • Tweaked the effect of a few of Yemen’s national foci.
• East Asia
  • Added a description to Anqing’s Sun Liren.
  • AI China will now always annex Mongolia, Tibet and Xinjiang.
  • Removed the “Autonomy” puppets of the above Chinese conquests.
  • Chinese concessions will always be returned by socialist countries, if they are requested.
  • China can no longer declare unification if a neighbouring country is still hostile.
  • Clarified the requirement of the Northwest War being over, for China’s decisions to ally with the Kumul Khatate, Ma Clique and Xinjiang.
  • Wuhan now merges from its constituent parts, should it be made the capital of China.
  • An AI-controlled Chinese splinter that controls Beijing will never now accept a submission demand.
  • Adjusted East Turkestan’s national foci to account for potentially being a puppet.
  • Fengtian can now be invited to the Japanese economic sphere.
  • Japan’s “Operation Ichi-Gou” now bypasses if the strongest Chinese splinter is defeated.
  • Japan’s peace with Germany will now result in all German allies being removed from the Legation Council.
  • Japan’s “Fading Sun” mission will autocomplete if Japan is directly invaded successfully.
  • Japan will now remove countries from the Co-Prosperity Sphere economic bloc if they are puppeted by another country.
  • Japan will now add non-aggression pacts and truces upon peacing out with European countries, and mutual wargoals will be removed.
  • Removed land-based carrier planes from Japan’s starting air force.
  • Renamed Liangguang’s HH Kung to Kong Xiangxi.
  • The Nanjing clique now doesn’t lose the “Conspicuous Kleptocracy” national spirit until it completes the “Government by Coercion” national focus.
  • Manchu Qing will lose the general Sun Liren, if he is with them and they adopt a pro-German outlook.
  • Merged Qing’s “Demand Warlords Bend the Knee” national focus into the “Pacify the Nation” national focus, to avoid them having a focus with potentially no effect.
  • Russia can now choose whether to retain Port Arthur or not when releasing Manchuria.
  • Added Wu Huawen and Lu Jin to Shandong as generals and Military High Command advisors.
  • Changed the Military High Command trait of Shandong’s Jin Yune.
  • Shanghai now turns PatAut or NatPop if puppeted.
  • Rebalanced some of Shanxi’s Balance of Power mechanics to have a more even outcome.
  • Sichuan is now set as a potential government when Chen Jiongming arrives.
  • Sichuan’s Tian Songyao is now retired if Liu Wenhui loses the “Two Lius' War”.
  • Added descriptions to Taiwan’s new puppet leaders, and changed the name given to the island depending on its ideology.
  • Added seconds-in-command and political advisors to Taiwan.
  • Added a division limit bonus to Transamur’s “Greater Transamur Ambitions” national spirit.
  • Yunnan’s Zhu De can now align with Chen Mingshu, if the Left Kuomintang are defeated in the League Collapse War.
• South Asia & Oceania
  • AI Afghanistan will now always accept Russia's demand of subjugation if isolated.
  • Added Henry Douglas Wynter as a general for Australasia.
  • Increased the level of Australasian generals Horace Clement Hugh Robertson and Iven Giffard Mackay, adding the “Desert Fox” trait to the former.
  • Renamed the Bharatiya Commune’s Sardar Patel to Vallabhbhai Jhaverbhai Patel.
  • Renamed several of the Bharatiya’s political parties.
  • Removed the delay in uprisings involving the Bharatiya Commune and Princely Federation.
  • Increased the starting stability and war support for the Bharatiya Commune.
  • Moved the commanders Kodandera Madappa Cariappa, Jayanto Nath Chaudhuri and Satyawant Mallanna Shrinagesh to the Bharatiya Commune, from the Princely Federation, Madras and Mysore, respectively.
  • Removed the Bharatiya Commune’s commanders Naseem Haider and Mahendra Pratap.
  • Burma now starts the game with cores on Kachin, Upper and Lower Shan.
  • Expanded Cambodia’s annexation event options to now include the country being released as a republic, or a kingdom with one of two different dynasties.
  • The Dutch East Indies accepting the Congress of Batavia now causes them to be instantly annexed by the Netherlands.
  • Fiji is no longer given back to Australasia, if puppeted.
  • The Dominion of India is now known as the “Republic of India” if it leaves the Entente, rather than just “India”.
  • The Dominion of India no longer renames itself to just "India" after reunifying India.
  • Increased the starting army and stockpiles of the Dominion of India and Princely Federation.
  • Improved the starting “Rifle Division” template for the Dominion of India.
  • Added three starting offmap military factories to the Dominion of India.
  • Added a tooltip to let the player know which states will be transferred upon India seizing Ceylon.
  • Added an option for India to be declared on by Germany, should the former seize Ceylon.
  • Replaced the manpower requirement in Indian national focuses with a World Tension level requirement.
  • Added Hindustan as its own releasable, separate to the Bharatiya Commune.
  • Indian splinters now get a claim on Sikkim upon releasing Bhutan or Nepal.
  • Each Indian splinter will now try not to pursue territorial claims until after reunification.
  • Renamed several Indian national foci.
  • Added Sarojini Naidu as SocLib, Madan Mohan Malaviya as SocCon, Madhav Sadashivrao Golwalkar as AutDem/PatAut and Vinayak Damodar Savarkar as NatPop puppet leaders of India, respectively.
  • Replaced Chin Peng with Zhuang Mingli as the leader of socialist Malaya, due to the former only starting secondary education in 1936.
  • Moved the commander Akbar Khan to Pakistan, from the Bharatiya Commune.
  • Added party descriptions to Papua New Guinea, and a socialist leader and second-in-command.
  • Increased the Consumer Goods debuff for the Princely Federations’ “Backwards Economy” national spirit.
  • Replaced the free unit spawn from a Princely Federations’ event, with a minor war support bonus.
  • Removed the Princely Federations’ “Pact with the North” national focus, since that will now always happen by necessity.
  • Removed the initial division recovery rate bonus in the Princely Federation’s “Decentralised Rule” national spirit.
  • Replaced the division recovery rate malus with an organisational malus in the Princely Federation’s “Rebellious Princes” national spirit.
  • Improved the AI for the revolters against the Princely Federation.
  • Nerfed the Princely Federation’s starting stability and equipment.
  • Added some Operation names to Siam.
• Miscellaneous
  
  • Added an option to the in-game start menu, linking to the page where a player can report a bug directly to the Devs, allowing them to be fixed more quickly.
  • Enabling integration mid-game now applies the correct resistance and occupation law.
  • Increased baseline unit limit bonus to +8 from +5.
  • Added two new Ukrainian quotes for the loading screen.
  • Replaced a Boris Savinkov quote with one that was said by Boris himself, instead of a character in a book he had written.
  • Renamed the “Artillery Specialist” trait to “Artillery Leader”. Made “Fortress Buster” trait now available to commanders holding either “Artillery Leader” or “Engineer” traits, and the Artillery Military High Command role is now unlocked by “Artillery Leader” instead of “Fortress Buster”.
  • Buffed the effects of several political advisor traits.
  • Overhauled the tank design templates and armour division composition, and number of tank divisions that the AI will try to research and create.
  • Tweaked the AI’s air production priority between close air support and fighters.
  • Decreased the cost of awarding medals to division commanders by 50%.
  • Increased the AI’s priority in circumstantially defending their allies’ borders.
  • Generic advisors no longer have the “Ideological Crusader” or “Quartermaster General” traits.
  • Increased the AI’s priority in hiring a Chief of Army, in comparison to Chiefs of Navy and Air Force.
  • Improved the AI’s decisions in choosing the Army Academy spirits.
  • Added generic Arab name lists.
  • Increased the AI’s willingness to perform naval invasions against enemies with a larger navy.
  • Multiple typo corrections and text inconsistency removals.
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