Ashlee evans smith only fans
🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️rand
2010.03.23 17:54 🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️rand
/BBB is only for the most committed 🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️rand fans. Come here for news about the brand, the family, or even the man himself, Lavar 🅱️all.
2011.10.30 22:25 cheese Washington Wizards
**Wizards Basketball** The source for everything Washington Wizards related: links, news, photos, videos, news, and discussion.
2010.07.22 15:58 TheSixFeet r/Firearms
Discuss firearms, politics, 2nd amendment news. We value freedom of speech as much as we do the right to keep and bear arms. Posts must be somewhat related to firearms and must comply with the Global Reddit Rules.
2023.05.30 20:14 Terrible-Step-4633 Subscribe to my only fans for some spicy content😘😘
 | submitted by Terrible-Step-4633 to onlyfansmillion [link] [comments] |
2023.05.30 20:13 aTs2012 Why are so few RWC tickets available?
We travelled from the USA to catch some games at the 2019 RWC in Japan and it was fairly easy to buy second hand tickets around this time of year.
I know France is a lot closer for most rugby fans but I am surprised to see that only 6 pool games have any tickets at all for resale on the official site. Are there barriers to reselling tickets in France?
Looking in to booking flights and hotels now, but want to know people’s thoughts on if tickets will be more available in the future.
submitted by aTs2012 to rugbyunion [link] [comments]
I know France is a lot closer for most rugby fans but I am surprised to see that only 6 pool games have any tickets at all for resale on the official site. Are there barriers to reselling tickets in France?
Looking in to booking flights and hotels now, but want to know people’s thoughts on if tickets will be more available in the future.
2023.05.30 20:10 ColdSorcerer [Toronto, ON] [H] CaseLabs SMA8-A Fan/Rad Side Mount (w/ 480mm adapter rails) for ALL Single-Wide Magnums [W] Paypal
Ever since CaseLabs closed down in 2018 CaseLabs case owners have been clamouring for parts & accessories for their case(s). Of these parts, fan/radiator side mounts are a fan-favourite. Among the different 560mm side mounts the SMA8-A side mount is the most versatile, compatible and practical.
Up for sale is a replica of the SMA8-A 560/480mm fan/radiator side mount (WHITE) which comes with a pair of 480mm mounting strips for the added option of installing 4x120mm fans/rads. This mount can be used on all Single-Wide Magnum series cases in a similar fashion as you'd on an SMA8-A using the included super thin #6-32 nuts (See photos for details). All parts are powder coated using the EXACT powder that CaseLabs used on their parts.
COLORS: ONLY WHITE LEFT
Here's a video demonstrating the installation of this mount on an STH10: https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/672835207
Again, this mount can be used on ALL cases in the Single-Wide Magnum family of cases. Radiator installation is now a one-handed task.
Items Included: 1 x 560 Fan/Rad Side Mount 2 x 480mm Mounting Strip 4 x Super Thin #6-32 Nut
Price: $300 CAD (or $220 USD) shipped
Timestamp
submitted by ColdSorcerer to CanadianHardwareSwap [link] [comments]
Up for sale is a replica of the SMA8-A 560/480mm fan/radiator side mount (WHITE) which comes with a pair of 480mm mounting strips for the added option of installing 4x120mm fans/rads. This mount can be used on all Single-Wide Magnum series cases in a similar fashion as you'd on an SMA8-A using the included super thin #6-32 nuts (See photos for details). All parts are powder coated using the EXACT powder that CaseLabs used on their parts.
COLORS: ONLY WHITE LEFT
Here's a video demonstrating the installation of this mount on an STH10: https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/672835207
Again, this mount can be used on ALL cases in the Single-Wide Magnum family of cases. Radiator installation is now a one-handed task.
Items Included: 1 x 560 Fan/Rad Side Mount 2 x 480mm Mounting Strip 4 x Super Thin #6-32 Nut
Price: $300 CAD (or $220 USD) shipped
Timestamp
2023.05.30 20:09 VeterinarianReal7270 Aeons of intensity on Wooodbaby's OnlyFans
 | submitted by VeterinarianReal7270 to OfficialWooodbaby [link] [comments] |
2023.05.30 20:09 TheMadFlyentist Fujitsu Primergy TX1310 M1 front panel pin help
After waiting several weeks for a power adapter, I am finally assembling my server based around the Fujitsu Primergy TX1310 M1 motherboard. When I bought the mobo, I did not realize that it was really only designed to work with Fujitsu's proprietary case and power adapter, but I have found a workaround to the power issue at least (the aforementioned adapter).
Now I have everything assembled, power supply on, and.... I can't figure out where the power switch should be connected. The pins are not labeled other than "front panel" and I have seemingly tried every possible arrangement of the switch/jumper (for testing) and I can't even get the fans to jump for a second.
I've seen some similar posts to mine around the web with minimal answers so this is a long shot, but does anyone know which pin/s on this mobo is for the power switch?!?
submitted by TheMadFlyentist to homelab [link] [comments]
Now I have everything assembled, power supply on, and.... I can't figure out where the power switch should be connected. The pins are not labeled other than "front panel" and I have seemingly tried every possible arrangement of the switch/jumper (for testing) and I can't even get the fans to jump for a second.
I've seen some similar posts to mine around the web with minimal answers so this is a long shot, but does anyone know which pin/s on this mobo is for the power switch?!?
2023.05.30 20:09 Delicious_Maize9656 Do streaming services steal your time for reading? How do you find time to read in 2023, where there is a streaming war going on and each company tries to capture your attention with exclusive content and engaging shows?
Do streaming services, with their wide array of entertainment options, have a tendency to divert your time away from reading?
With the ongoing streaming war in 2023, where each company fiercely competes to grab your attention through exclusive content and captivating shows, how do you manage to carve out time for reading?
I have cabletv, spotify, ps plus, hbo, netflix, prime, disney plus. i love to read and watch films and tv shows. luckily im not a big fan of any sport, so i'm not watching live sport on tv. but still, i find that those services steal my time. i've only finished around 10 books in 2023. any advice? thanks.
submitted by Delicious_Maize9656 to books [link] [comments]
With the ongoing streaming war in 2023, where each company fiercely competes to grab your attention through exclusive content and captivating shows, how do you manage to carve out time for reading?
I have cabletv, spotify, ps plus, hbo, netflix, prime, disney plus. i love to read and watch films and tv shows. luckily im not a big fan of any sport, so i'm not watching live sport on tv. but still, i find that those services steal my time. i've only finished around 10 books in 2023. any advice? thanks.
2023.05.30 20:09 DemonicFetish 🔞Megnut, Corinna Kopf, Amouranth, Belle Delphine🔥FREE ONLYFANS MEGA FOLDER 📁 (🔗Link In Comments⬇️)
⬇️🔞ONLYFANS MEGA LINKS HERE🔞⬇️
.🟢 https://pastelink.net/2vhoa8yz
🟡 https://pastelink.net/2vhoa8yz
🔴 https://pastelink.net/2vhoa8yz
💙DISCORD💦
https://discord.gg/2FmdqfXkNa
💜Telegram💦
https://t.me/onlyfanarea
Abby Lynn Abby Opel Abby Rao Abigaiil Morris Addison Ivy Adelalinka Twins AellaGirl Aeries Steele AftynRose ASMR Aletta Ocean Alexa Pearl Alexandra Snow Alexia Rae Alexis Texas Alice Bong AliceOnCam AliceRedLips Alina Lopez Alinity Allie Rae Allison Parker Ally Hardesty Aluraye Amanda Cerny Amanda Trivizas Amber Ajami Amber Madison Amira Brie Amira West Amouranth Amy Hart Ana Cheri Anastasiya Kvitko Andie Adams Angela White Angelicfuckdoll Angelique ASMR Angie Varona Anjav3 Anllela Sagra Anna Kochanius Anna Lisa Wagner Anna Tsaralunga Anna Zapala Annabelle Peaches Annablossom Anthea Page Anywaybrittnaay Arabell ArianaRealTV Arianny Celeste Arizona Sky Nsjsjsjsjsjsjsksksjsj Arturmary Asa Akira Ashley Adams Ashley Alban Ashley Dannielle Ashley Matheson Ashley Ortega Ashley Tervort Ashtyn Sommer Asian Candy AsianMochi ASMR Char ASMR Claudy ASMR KittyKlaw ASMR Maddy ASMR Massage ASMR Network ASMR Wan Aspen Rae Aubree Martin Aubree Rene Aubrey Chesna AudreyAndSadie Autumn Falls Ava Addams Ava Bonilla Avalon Hope Babyjey Bambi Doe Beach Bunnie BeachBbyXXX Bella Brookz Bella Ramos Bella Rome Belle Delphine BelleOlivia3 Bethany Lily Bhad Bhabie Bianka Helen BigTittyGothEgg Blake Blossom Blanc Noir BlondeAdobo Brandy Gordon BrandyRenee19 Bree Essrig Bree Louise Brianna Bell Brittany Furlan Brittney Palmer Bronwin Aurora Brooke Marks Brookliyn Wren Bryce Adams Bunny Marthy Caitlyn Sway Callmeslooo Carlie Jo Carlotta Champagne Carolina Samani Caroline Zalog Carrot Cake CatKitty21 Caylin Cecilia Rose Chanel Uzi ChanelBestCoast CheerleaderKait Chelsea Lynn Cherry Crush Cherryapricots Chloe Lamb Christina Khalil Christy Mack Cincinbear Claire Stone Courtney Smoke Csblondebombshell Dainty Wilder Daisy Drew Daisy Keech Dani ASMR Dani Daniels Dani Day Dani Fae Danielle Cooper Dare Taylor Darshelle Stevens Delia Rose Delightfulhug Demi Rose Deya Demarco Diddly ASMR Diora Baird Dredd Elise Laurenne Eliza Rose Watson Elizabeth Rage Elle Brooke Elle Knox Ellerayxo Ellie Alien Ellie Idol Ellie Leen Elly Clutch Emarrb Emily Agnes Emily Black Emily Bloom Emily Grey Emily Knight Emily Lynne Emily Oram Emily Rinaudo Emily Willis Emma Glover Emma Kotos Emma Lvxx Emma Magnolia Erin Ashford Erin Gilfoy Erin Olash Estephania Ha Eunsongs ASMR Eva de Vil Eva Elfie Eva Lovia Fandy Fany Shark Farrah Abraham Fifigirl9 Florescent Florina Fitness Fran Undurraga Fullmetal Ifrit Gabbie Hanna Gabby Epstein Gemma Minx Gii_xoxo69 Gina Carla Ginger ASMR Giuliana Cabrazia Grace Charis Gumiho Gwengwiz Hailey Rose Haleigh Cox Hanna Miller Hannah Jo Hannahowo Hayley Maxfield HeatheredEffect Heidi Grey Heidi Lee Bocanegra Hidori Rose Holly Wolf Hot4lexi Iggy Azalea Indiefoxx Irisadamsone IsabelleHaris Itsmecat Izzy Green JackAndJill Jadeteen Jakara Mitchell Jameliz Jasminx Jen Brett Jessica Nigri Jessica Starling Jessica Wilde Jessie And Jackson Jessika Gotti Jessy ASMR Jia Lissa JizzJazz Joey Fisher Johnny Sins Juanita Belle Juli Annee Julia Burch Just Violet K8lyn096 Kacy Black Kat Wonders Kate Kuray Kayla Lauren Kaylee Killion Kaylen Ward Kazumi Squirts Keisha Grey Kelly Kay Kendra Rowe Kendra Sunderland KhaleesiBB Khloe Knowles Kiera Young Killer Katrin KittieBabyXXX Kristen Hancher Kylie Page Lacey Laid Lacy Lotus Lady In The Streets Lana Rain Lana Rhoades Lauren Alexis Lauren Compton Lauren Dascalo Lauren Summer Layna Boo Leah Wilde Leicht Perlig Lela Sohna Lena Paul Lena The Plug Lety Does Stuff Lexi Griswold Libra ASMR Lilahanne Lilcanadiangirl Lilith Cavaliere LillieNue Lilmochidoll Lily Kawaii Lily Olsen Lily Rose Lina Belfiore Lindsey Pelas Linsey Donovan Little Reislin Littlmisfit Livstixs Livvalittle Liz Katz Lizzy Wurst Lola Valentine Louisa Khovanski Love Lilah Loverlaci Lucie Jaid Lucy Alexandra Luna Benna Lupuwellness Luxiboo Luxury Girl Lydiagh0st Lyna Perez Mackzjones Mad ASMR Maddy Belle Madi Anger Madiiitay Madison Ivy Mady Gio Maeurn Smiles Maimy ASMR Makoshake Malinkaa98 Malu Trevejo Marina Mui Marta Maria Santos Maru Karv Mary Moody Mati Marroni Meg Turney Megnutt02 Mei Minato MelRose Mia Khalifa Mia Malkova Mia Melano Mia Monroe Michelle Moonsugar Mikaela Pascal Mikailadancer Mikaylah Mikomi Hokina Mila Azul Mila Malenkov MilaKittenX Miss Alice Miss Bell ASMR Miss Cassi ASMR Miss Lexa Miss_dxxx MissionIceCream Misskenzieanne MissMaiko MissyPwns Molly Bennett MollyRedWolf Momokun Monica Corgan Morgpie Mrs Poindexter Ms Puiyi MsFiiire Naked Bakers Nala Fitness NamiMamiLune Nancy Ace Naomi Soraya Nastya Nass Natalie Roush Nataliexking Natasha Nice Neonpuddles Nicky Gile Nicole Aniston Nika Parker Noturhoneybb Octokuro Okichloeo Olivia Casta Olivia Eden Olivia Mae OliviaMaeBae Olya Seteykina Orenda ASMR Paige Vanzant Pam Grzeskowiak PeachJars Peachtot Pelin ASMR Penny Petite Penny Underbust Phoebe Yvette PinupPixie Piper Perri Pixei Planesgirl Poonam Pandey Princess Miki Princess Violette Puffin ASMR Pureruby87 Purple Bitch Queen_Egirl27 Rachel Cook Rae Lil Black Railey Diesel Rara Knupps Raven Rose Rayofshinexo Rea Rays RedHeadWinter Reislin Reya Sunshine Riley Reid Rileyfans RocketBabey Rose Fit Rose Kelly Roxy Delani Ruby Red Rylie Rowan Sabrina Banks Sabrina Lynn Sabrina Nichole Sabrina Nicole Sabrina Vaz Sammy Braddy Sara Underwood ScarlettKissesXO Secretcrush Seltin_Sweety Serinide Sia Siberia Sierra Lisabeth Sierra Skye Sinfuldeeds Sky Bri Skyiiah Skylarmaexo SkylerLo SolaZola SooGSX Soph Stardust ASMR Sophia Blake Sophia Leone Sophie Lauren Sophie Mudd Sophie Rose Sophie Vanmeter Spencer Nicks Stefanie Knight Steffy Moreno Stella Barey Stepfamily Stephinspace Stormi Maya STPeach StrawberryMilk_xoxo Sunny Ray Sweetie Fox Sybil A Tana Mongeau Tanababyxo Tanya Bahtina Tara Babcock Tati Evans Taylor Gallo Tessa Fowler Tessa Winters TheGorillaGrip Therealbrittfit Tniwe Touki00 Trisha Paytas Tru Kait Utahjaz Valentina Victoria Valeriya ASMR Vanessa Vailatti Veronica Perasso Vicky Aisha Vicky Stark Victoria SG VictoryaXO Vietbunny Viking Barbie Violet Kolesnik Violet Myers Violet Summers Vita Celestine Waifumiia WettMelons Woffee Wokies ASMR Xenia Crushova Xev Bellringer xoSarahx Yanet Garcia Your_Submissive_Doll Yvonne Bar Zara Jordan Zara Yazmin Zoey Luna Zoie BurgherAbby Lynn Abrie Baby Addison Ivy Aery Tiefling Aestra Azure Alaska Clarke Alexandra Daddario Aidra Fox Alina Becker Alina Lopez Allie Cat Alyri Alyssa Alessio Alyx Star Ameliasocurvy Anissakate Annabgo Anna Louise Anne Moore Aria Banks Aria Lee Ariana Mumtaz Ari Kytsya Asha Miller Ashhxlynxx Ashley Alban Ashley Danielle Ashley got Ashley Matheson Ashley Rey Asianbarbietina Asian Candy Asianmochi Audrey and Sadie August Taylor Austin White Autumn Renae Autumnsbum Ava Nicks Azalyastar Babyjey Babymalaya Babyprincesskai Babyrayxxx Bailey Brooke Bambitwo Bapricorn Bar6ie6 Bbygurlmax Bbystar Beatrice Segreti Belinda Nohemy Bella Jameel Bellamay Bella Rayee Bella Rome Belle Barbie Belle Olivia Belinda Nohemy Billie Ellish BlackWidof Blair Williams Blinkx Bootylikeabackroad/Gianna J Brandi Sheri Bratzmon Breckie Hill Brenda Trindade Brenda Vanessa Briadeline Brianna Amor Bridgette B Briea Harm Bronwin Aurora Bubblebratz Bundleofbec Bunni.emmie Bunniemai1591 Bunni3png Byoru Callmesherni Canela Skin Carolina Samani Catgirl Cecilia Lion Cardi B Carli Nicki Cassie Curses Celina Powell Charlotte Emerson Charlotte Parkes Chelsea Wilde Chelxie Cherry Apricots Chloe Rannoch Chrissy Knox Chulaslim Cierra Mistt Clarababylegs/clarakitty Coconey Connell Twins Cottonkelly Cutepowerlegs Daisy Drew Dakota Jade Dakota James Dakota Johnson Dana Hamm Dan Dangler Dani Fae Danilanio Dawn Marie Devon Jenelle Dia Kimeko DickForLily DoubleDoseTwins Effycutiexx Elisa Esposito Elizabeth Olsen Elizabeth Vasilenko Eliza Ibarra Ellalx0x Elle Knox Elliesapplepie Ellyandnick Elsa Love Emirafoods Emjaybird EmjayPlays Emmmyxo Ennid Wong Erotic Medusa Erxticgoddess Erzabel Esmeeteaches Eva Elfie Fairyalexx FatherKels Fareeha Bakir Fetching Butterflies Fiamurr Fifigirl9 Fitchick_em Fit Emily Foopah Frootbabie Gal Gadot Gii Xoxo69 Gina Valentina Ginger Lure Giulia Rosa Gracie Waifu Gthatass Gwendolyn Celine Haley Spades Hannah Hughes Hannah Palmer HannaMiller HardForEva Helen Ivy Hime Tsu Hitomi Hoehuxtable Honey Gold Husvjjal Iamangelinadeep Ilanosh Immeganlive Inkedsophiie Iris black21 Isabella Rhoades Isabelle Eleanore Isisxox Ivanka Peach Ivana Knoll IzzyBunnies Jada Conbreezy Jade Lavoie Jade Kush Jaileen/Jaixpetite Jakara Baby Jakara Mitchell Jamelizzzz Jasmineteaa Jasmyn2juicey / Kaylee4keeps Jazvip Jenna Chew Jenna Lynn Meowri Jessica Weaver Jewelz Blu Jia Lissa Joanniefit JOracekuJO Josephine Jackson JuicyFakku Just-Wingit Kaelundeen KaileGoh Kaitlyn/k8lyn096 Kalinka Fox Kate Kuray Katie Milkers Katsokinky Katti Colour Kaylani Lei Kazumi's World Kelli Carter Key Chicaiza Kiko Baka Kiley Lynn Kim Brûlée Kiyomi Leslie Kristen Kindle Kkimkkimmy Jsjsjsksksksks Lady In The Streets Lana Bee Laura Lux Lauren Jasmine LauraSahar Lauren Burch Lasirena69 Lavaxgrl Layla Brooks Layladeline Leah Larsh Lems7 Lena Kitsune Lena12 Leyna Inu Lilbussygirl Lilmochidoll Lilwaifulia Liya Perez Lily Phillips Lily Shams LillyVig Lina Belfiore Lindsay Capuano Littlespoonz Liya Silver Lolaxmina Loonassoftfeet LoveAngelica Low-keydeadinside Lucy Doll Lucy Mochi Lulu Chu LydiaGh0st Lynarita Lyra Crow Maddy Belle Madiitay Madisonwilde Milakitten Maikonidesvip Margot Robbie Mariaaskyy Maria del Mar Mariam Hadid Marie Temara Marisol Yotta Mary Burke Meggyeggo Mei Kou Mei Minato Meladinha Mellooow Melwood Mercedes Blanche Mia Falls Mia Monroe Michelle Rabbit Mikayla Demaiter Mikki Marie Milababy69 Mila Sobolov Minavenetavip Miss Banana Miss Bunda Miss Dxxx Miss Lexa Misstiff Model_gg Molly X Moody Feet Morgpie Morganlanexo Motzie Mvngokitty Nanda Reyes Nataliexking Natalnya Natasha Noel Naya Dickson Nebraskawut Neiima Nicki Minaj Nicole Dobrikov Nikitaxkim / Nikita Cruze Nina Kayy Nnnnekochan Nonsalemwitch Norafawn Nymphet Angel Oakleyraeee Ocicat Officialzoerenea Oliviamaebae Okichloeo Olivia Eden Orphicbunny Paigeuncaged Paige Woolen Pantynectar Patricia Lopez Pengali Princess Phia Pixei Praewasian Prosexx Puppiwi P7oh7 Queen Needy Queenqawan Quinnfinite Quqco Railey Diesel Rainey James Razorbaby Realprettyangel RealSkyBri Redheadwinter Renata Riww RileyFans Romi Rain Rori Rain Rose Monroe Roxysdream SaabSilvi Saleemamansur Samantona Saucekaybaby Savana Sky Scarlett Johansson Scarlet Silva Senya Marin Shania Perrett Shinratensei98 Shycutie Siegex Sierra Cabot Skyexxxsummers Skyiiah Snaxychann Sienna Mae Gomez Skylar Blue Sofiallia Fiaax2 Safiyaax Sofia Mariana Sofia Silk Sophielaurenxxo Soogsx and Puppiwii Stella Barey Steffy Moreno Stefanie Gurzanski Steph Murves Summer Brookes Sweetie Fox Sydneymay Tahlia Hall Tanababyxo Tantot Twins Tayathegoddess TayTatted Tayylavie TheBaeBreanna Theesammyjo TheGorillaGrip Theprivateavocado Tiffanynhoe Tiny Texie Talia Mar Triplex Celeste Trippie Bri Trishyland Tru Kait Urfavbellabby Ur69baby Uwucatxoxo Valeria Vidal Vanessa.rhd Vanessa Sierra Vega Thompson Vero Gold Veronica Zolotova Vismara Martina Vyvan Le Wettmelons Whoahannahjo Whosbonnieandclyde Xailormoon Xenon Xlucy Yasmine Lopez Yololary YourSuggerBaby Yoya Grey Yummy Kimmy Yur Aular Zayla Skye Zipoz Zusje Addison Rae Faith Ordway Emily Ratajkowsk Emma Chamberlain Dixie D'Amelio Madison Beer Erin Gilfoy danielle bregoli Jsjsjsjsksksksks Abby Lynn Abrie Baby Addison Ivy Aery Tiefling Aestra Azure Alaska Clarke Alexandra Daddario Aidra Fox Alina Becker Alina Lopez Allie Cat Alyri Alyssa Alessio Alyx Star Ameliasocurvy Anissakate Annabgo Anna Louise Anne Moore Aria Banks Aria Lee Ariana Mumtaz Ari Kytsya Asha Miller Ashhxlynxx Ashley Alban Ashley Danielle Ashley got Ashley Matheson Ashley Rey Asianbarbietina Asian Candy Asianmochi Audrey and Sadie August Taylor Austin White Autumn Renae Autumnsbum Ava Nicks Azalyastar Babyjey Babymalaya Babyprincesskai Babyrayxxx Bailey Brooke Bambitwo Bapricorn Bar6ie6 Bbygurlmax Bbystar Beatrice Segreti Belinda Nohemy Bella Jameel Bellamay Bella Rayee Bella Rome Belle Barbie Belle Olivia Belinda Nohemy Billie Ellish BlackWidof Blair Williams Blinkx Bootylikeabackroad/Gianna J Brandi Sheri Bratzmon Breckie Hill Brenda Trindade Brenda Vanessa Briadeline Brianna Amor Bridgette B Briea Harm Bronwin Aurora Bubblebratz Bundleofbec Bunni.emmie Bunniemai1591 Bunni3png Byoru Callmesherni Canela Skin Carolina Samani Catgirl Cecilia Lion Cardi B Carli Nicki Cassie Curses Celina Powell Charlotte Emerson Charlotte Parkes Chelsea Wilde Chelxie Cherry Apricots Chloe Rannoch Chrissy Knox Chulaslim Cierra Mistt Clarababylegs/clarakitty Coconey Connell Twins Cottonkelly Cutepowerlegs Daisy Drew Dakota Jade Dakota James Dakota Johnson Dana Hamm Dan Dangler Dani Fae Danilanio Dawn Marie Devon Jenelle Dia Kimeko DickForLily DoubleDoseTwins Effycutiexx Elisa Esposito Elizabeth Olsen Elizabeth Vasilenko Eliza Ibarra Ellalx0x Elle Knox Elliesapplepie Ellyandnick Elsa Love Emirafoods Emjaybird EmjayPlays Emmmyxo Ennid Wong Erotic Medusa Erxticgoddess Erzabel Esmeeteaches Eva Elfie Fairyalexx FatherKels Fareeha Bakir Fetching Butterflies Fiamurr Fifigirl9 Fitchick_em Fit Emily Foopah Frootbabie Gal Gadot Gii Xoxo69 Gina Valentina Ginger Lure Giulia Rosa Gracie Waifu Gthatass Gwendolyn Celine Haley Spades Hannah Hughes Hannah Palmer HannaMiller HardForEva Helen Ivy Hime Tsu Hitomi Hoehuxtable Honey Gold Husvjjal Iamangelinadeep Ilanosh Immeganlive Inkedsophiie Iris black21 Isabella Rhoades Isabelle Eleanore Isisxox Ivanka Peach Ivana Knoll IzzyBunnies Jada Conbreezy Jade Lavoie Jade Kush Jaileen/Jaixpetite Jakara Baby Jakara Mitchell Jamelizzzz Jasmineteaa Jasmyn2juicey / Kaylee4keeps Jazvip Jenna Chew Jenna Lynn Meowri Jessica Weaver Jewelz Blu Jia Lissa Joanniefit JOracekuJO Josephine Jackson JuicyFakku Just-Wingit Kaelundeen KaileGoh Kaitlyn/k8lyn096 Kalinka Fox Kate Kuray Katie Milkers Katsokinky Katti Colour Kaylani Lei Kazumi's World Kelli Carter Key Chicaiza Kiko Baka Kiley Lynn Kim Brûlée Kiyomi Leslie Kristen Kindle Kkimkkimmy boobs, ass, tits, tiktok, nudes, naked, sextape, porn, leak, leaked, leaks, nsfw, onlyfans, mega, discord, telegram, new, OF, latest, corina, corrina, megnutt02, megnut, mackzjones, charli, dixie, damelio, d amelio, waifumia Lady In The Streets Lana Bee Laura Lux Lauren Jasmine LauraSahar Lauren Burch Lasirena69 Lavaxgrl Layla Brooks Layladeline Leah Larsh Lems7 Lena Kitsune Lena12 Leyna Inu Lilbussygirl Lilmochidoll Lilwaifulia Liya Perez Lily Phillips Lily Shams LillyVig Lina Belfiore Lindsay Capuano Littlespoonz Liya Silver Lolaxmina Loonassoftfeet LoveAngelica Low-keydeadinside Lucy Doll Lucy Mochi Lulu Chu LydiaGh0st Lynarita Lyra Crow Maddy Belle Madiitay Madisonwilde Milakitten Maikonidesvip Margot Robbie Mariaaskyy Maria del Mar Mariam Hadid Marie Temara Marisol Yotta Mary Burke Meggyeggo Mei Kou Mei Minato Meladinha Mellooow Melwood Mercedes Blanche Mia Falls Mia Monroe Michelle Rabbit Mikayla Demaiter Mikki Marie Milababy69 Mila Sobolov Minavenetavip Miss Banana Miss Bunda Miss Dxxx Miss Lexa Misstiff Model_gg Molly X Moody Feet Morgpie Morganlanexo Motzie Mvngokitty Nanda Reyes Nataliexking Natalnya Natasha Noel Naya Dickson Nebraskawut Neiima Nicki Minaj Nicole Dobrikov Nikitaxkim / Nikita Cruze Nina Kayy Nnnnekochan Nonsalemwitch Norafawn Nymphet Angel Oakleyraeee Ocicat Officialzoerenea Oliviamaebae Okichloeo Olivia Eden Orphicbunny Paigeuncaged Paige Woolen Pantynectar Patricia Lopez Pengali Princess Phia Pixei Praewasian Prosexx Puppiwi P7oh7 Queen Needy Queenqawan Quinnfinite Quqco Railey Diesel Rainey James Razorbaby Realprettyangel RealSkyBri Redheadwinter Renata Riww RileyFans Romi Rain Rori Rain Rose Monroe Roxysdream SaabSilvi Saleemamansur Samantona Saucekaybaby Savana Sky Scarlett Johansson Scarlet Silva Senya Marin Shania Perrett Shinratensei98 Shycutie Siegex Sierra Cabot Skyexxxsummers Skyiiah Snaxychann Sienna Mae Gomez Skylar Blue Sofiallia Fiaax2 Safiyaax Sofia Mariana Sofia Silk Sophielaurenxxo Soogsx and Puppiwii Stella Barey Steffy Moreno Stefanie Gurzanski Steph Murves Summer Brookes Sweetie Fox Sydneymay Tahlia Hall Tanababyxo Tantot Twins Tayathegoddess TayTatted Tayylavie TheBaeBreanna Theesammyjo TheGorillaGrip Theprivateavocado Tiffanynhoe Tiny Texie Talia Mar Triplex Celeste Trippie Bri Trishyland Tru Kait Urfavbellabby Ur69baby Uwucatxoxo Valeria Vidal Vanessa.rhd Vanessa Sierra Vega Thompson Vero Gold Veronica Zolotova Vismara Martina Vyvan Le Wettmelons Whoahannahjo Whosbonnieandclyde Xailormoon Xenon Xlucy Yasmine Lopez Yololary YourSuggerBaby Yoya Grey Yummy Kimmy Yur Aular Zayla Skye Zipoz Zusje Addison Rae Faith Ordway Emily Ratajkowsk Emma Chamberlain Dixie D'Amelio Madison Beer Erin Gilfoy Danielle bregoli JDJDKSKSKSKSKS SJSJSKKALAKSKSKS Abbagail Peaches Abby Berner Abby Nicole Abby Rao Abella Danger Abigail Morris Abigail Ratchford Addissona KaLori Adianababyxo Adriana Chechik Adriana Olivarez Aella Girl Aida Cortes Airikacal Alahnaly Ale Bernal Alemiarojas Alena Ostanova Alena Witch Aletta Ocean Alex Coal Alex Mucci Alexa Pearl Alexandra Quiroz Alexandra Smelova Alexas Morgan Alexia Rae Alexis Sky Alexis Texas Alice Bong Alice Delish Alice NZ Alina Belle Alina Lando Alina Rose Alinago Aline Faria Aline Mineiro Alinity Alishba Sheikh Alison Parker Alissa Violet Alix Lynx AlliSlimThiccinger Ally Lotti Alva Jay Amanda Cerny Amanda Nicole Amanda Trivizas Amber Hayes Amber Jade Amber Moore Amber Rose AmbsOfficialXO Amgermg Amira West Amirah Dyme Amouranth Amy Rose Amy Song Ana Lorde Ana Paula Saenz AnaCheri Anastasia Kvitko Andiecase Andrea Alaya Andrea Bergeron Angel Wicky Angela White Angelysc Angie Varona Anike Ekina AnimaeChan Anisa Johma Anllela Sagra Anna Beggion Anna Curvy Anna Malygon Anna Paul Anna Zapala Anri Okita Anuskha Sen Apples Ellie April Olsen Arabteen Bella Jameel Aria Taylor Ariella Ferrera Arizona Sky Arpa Roy Ash Kaash Ashley Tervort AshprincessMidna AspenRae Astrid Wett Audrey Shanice Aussie Ass Autumn Falls Ava Addams Ava Austen Ava Kox Avalon Hope Ayatan Ayumi Anime AyyeJae Baby Bianca Bad Penelope BaeBreanna Bambi Doe Barbie Gamers Barbie Nunez Becca Marie Becky Crocker Bella Luna Bella Poarch Bella Ramos Bella Thorne Belle Delphine Belle Jade BethanyLily Bhad Bhabie Bianca Anchieta Bianca Beauchamp BigTittyGothEgg Bishoujomom Blahgigi Blair Winters Blake Blossom Blonde Fit Blondie Fesser Body Teen Bombshell Mint Bonnie Locket BootyByShells Brandi Love Brandie Braids Brandy Renee Bree Louise Bria Myles Brianna Amor Brittany Elizabeth Brittany Jones Brittanya Adeline Brittanya Razavi Brndav BronkMommy Bunny Colby BurchTwins Calita Sweetz CallMeSloo Capbarista - urfavcoffegurl Carlie Marie Carly Lawrence Carmela Habibi Carmen Pritchet Carolina Bell CarrotCake Cece Rose Celina Smith Celine Centino Charli D'Amelio Charly Jordan Chelseagreen Chely Nazario Cherie DeVille Cherry Crush Cheryl Blossom Cheyenne Celin Chicaiza Chinese Kitty Chloe Difatta Chloe Khan Christina Khalil Chromita Cj Miles Clara00Ellis Coconut Kitty Combat Barbie Connie Perignon Corinna Kopf Courtney Tailor Crystal Lust Crystal Westbrooks Csblondebombshell Daalischus Rose Dabofkya Dainty Wilder Daisy Keech Dani Daniels Dani Tabares Dania Altamirano Daniella Chavez Danielley Ayala Danii Banks Danyancat Darla Dimples Darshelle Stevens Debbie StPierre Deerbxby Demi Rose Denise Richards Destiny Skye Devorah Roloff Diamond Kitty Didiwinx DietCherry Diora Baird DJMiu - Miu Taeng DoubleDoseTwins Dredd Dulce Soltero Dulcinea Elena Kamperi Elisa Aline Ella Knox Elle Brooke Ellie Leen Elsa Jean Emanuelly Raquel EmarrB Emily Black Emily Cheree Emily Elizabeth Emily Faye Miller Emily Knight Emily Lynne Emily Renee Emily Rinaudo Emily Willis Emma Kotos Emma Magnolia EmmaLVX/Bunni Emmie EROME Eva Andressa Eva Lovia Eva Martinez Eva Violet Evalodimelo Faii Orapun Faith Lianne FanyShark Fatima Segovia Faye Miah FeGalvao Fernanda Mota Farhat Fie Laursen - Pregnant Mommy Filippa Fransson Fiona Allison FitFaithxo Francesca Farago Francesca Trisini Francia James - Francety Frecklemonade FwTina Gabbie Carter Gabbie Hanna Gabriella Ellyse Gaby Gardez Gatita Yan Gemma Wren Gene Marquinez Genesis Mia Lopez Georgia Carter Ghetto Barbie Gigardez Gil Jung Gina Laitschek Gina Savage Giuliana Cabrazia Goddess Angelina Grace Boor Grace Charis Grace Coffey Gwen Gwiz Hailey Queen Halle Hayes Hana Senpai HANA_C4 Hannah Nicole Kast HannahOwO Happy Yulia Harmony Reigns Heidy Grey Heidy Pino HeyImBee HiMyNameIsTee Hitomi Tanaka Hot4Lexi IceSpice Iggy Azalea Imanijyne IndiaLove Indica Flower Indigo White Isabella Buscemi Isabella Miller Isabella Ramirez Isla Moon Isla Summer Its Kaai Its Randalin Ivy Lebelle Izzy Green Jaaden Kyrelle JackieLove Jackson Maddy Jacky Ramirez Jada Stevens Jade Jayden JadeTeen Jailyn Ojeda Jailyne Ojeda Ochoa Jane Lucier Jane Soul Janna Breslin Jem Wolfie Jen Bret Jenna Charlette Jenna Ortega Jenna Shea Jenni Neidhart Jennifer Ponce Jessa Rhodes Jesse Jane Jessi Tron Jessica Nigri Jessica Sunok Jhonni Blaze Jill Hardener JizzJazz Jocy Cosplay Joey Fisher Johnny Sins Joselis Johana Juanita Belle Julia Rose Juliana Bonda Pack Julie Jess Justaminx Kalani Rogers Karely Ruiz Karinairbyy Karma Rx Karolina Mrozicka Katalina Kyle Katiana Kay Katie Cummings Katie Sigmond Katja Krasavice Katrina Jade Katrina Thicc KattLeya Kayla Simmons Kayle4Keeps Kaylen Ward Kaylin Garcia Kazumi Squirts KcBabyy Kebabs0verabs Keilah Kang Keiran Lee Keisha Grey Keishly Marie KenCake Kendal Jenner Kendra Karter Kendra Lust Kendra Sunderland Kenzie Madison Kenzie Reeves Kiara Mia Kiera Young KikiUndercover Kiley Corsello Kim Kardashian Kimmy Granger Kinsey Wolanski Kissa Sins Kit Mercer Kitty Ellen KittyXkum KiwiSunsett KKVSH Kneevo Kristen Hancher Kwuanisknnylegend Kylie Jenner Kym Graham Kyra Santoro Lacey Laid Laci Kay Somers Lady Sonia Lala Anthony Lana Rhoades Lana Rose LaSirena Laura Earnesty Lauren Alexis Lauren Elizabeth Lauren Summer Layna Boo Lazaniaze Lazano Lazelle Lazybutthead Leah Goes Wilde Leana Lovings Leichtperlig Lela Sohna Lena Paul Lena The Plug Lenina Crowne LeoLulu Lexi Luna Lil Pump Lilded Janet Lilianaheartsss Lilith Cavalier Lindsey Pelas Linneas Linny Hill Lisa Ann Little Angel Little Caprice LittlmissFit Liz Cambage Lizbeth Rodriguez Lizzy Wurst Loren Gray Louisa Khovanski LoveLilah Lucia Manfredi Ludmii Alderete Luma Skye Luna Alessandra Luna Star LupuWellness Luxury Girl Lydia Grace LylasBigHeart Lyna Perez Lyna Perez MaareBeaar Mackenzie Ziegler Mackz Jones Madelene Wright Madison Ginley Madison Ivy Madison Moore Malu Trevejo Mamibree Mandy Rose Mandy Rose Maria Arreghini Maria Eduarda Maria Eugenia Maria Gjieli Maria Nagai Mariah Mallad Mariana Cruz Martina Finocchio Martina Vismara Maru Karv Mary Moody Mataya Sweeting Mathild Tantot Mati Marroni Mckinzie Valdez Me1adinha Meana Wolf Meeti Kalher Meg Turney Megan McCarthy Megnut Mela Moria MelimTX Melissa Debbling Melody Rabbit Mia Azul Mia Francis Mia Khalifa Mia Malkova Michelle Rabbit Michelle Zepeda Mikaela Fuente Mikaela Pascal Mikaela Testa Mikahhlynn Mikaila Murphy Mikaylah Milan Mirabella Milf And Daughter Millie Bobby Brown Mimsy Bun Mimsy Heart Mini Loona MissBnasty MissCindyTran MizzTwerksum Molly Eskam Morgan Vera Moriah Mills Ms Fiire Ms Sethi MsPuiyi Mulan Vuitton Murka Valentin Nacre Victoire NakarySp Nala Fitness Naomi Soraya Naomi Swann Nara Ford NataLee Natali Polyakova Natalia Fadeev Natalie Coppes Natalie Reynolds Natalie Roush Natasha Aughey Natasha Nice Neiva Mara Neringa Kriziute NickiiBaby Nicola Cavanis Nicole Aniston Nicoletta Shea Nikki Woods Niykee Heaton Noelle Leyva NoemieLili NonaKanal Noonz_Supattra Nurababy Nursh Nyukixthequeen Octokuro Olivia Casta Only Jayus Paige Nieman Paige VanZant Paloma Silva Pamibaby Pandora Blue Pandora Kaaki Pandoranyxie Paola Skye Payton Preslee PeachJars Penelope Kay Phoenix Marie Piabunny Pinuppixie Pokimane Polina Malinovskaya Poonam Pandey Povlotti Princesa_Ari Princess Helayna Ptwithally Purple Bitch Rachel Cook Rachel Dolezal Rae Lil Black Rakhi Gill Ramona_Jst Rebecca Crocker Reislin Rena Tari Reya Sunshine Rharrirhound Rihanna Riley Reid Riley Reid Rosa Acosta Roxystylez Rubi Rose Ruby Salvo Rusty Fawkes Sabrina Nichole Sahlt Sailormoon Samantha Aufderheide Samie Duchamp Sara Gold Sara Mascara Sara Retali Sara Underwood Sarah Banks Sarrixo Sava Schultz Savannah Bond Scarlett Jones Scarlett Kisses Scarlit Scandal Sejinming Selena Gomez Seltin Sweety Serinide Shady Shainarae Shaiden Rogue Shamayneg ShiftyMine ShunliMei Sincerely Juju Sky Bri Skye Sutton Skylar Rae Skylar Vox SkylarMaexo Skyler Lo Smashedely SnackyChan Sofia Ansari Sofia Elizabeth Sofia Gomez Sofia Simens SolaZola Solomia Maievska Sommer Ray Songyuxin Hitomi Sophie Dee Sophie Mudd Sophie Mudd Sophie Rose Sophie Vanmeter Stacey Saran Stacia Maria Steffy Moreno Stella Brooks Stella Violet Steph Kegels Stormi Maya STPeach StrawberryShan Summer Hart Sunny Leone Sunny Ray SusyGala Svenska Tjejer Svetabily SydneyVmay SyrianQueen - AMBS Taliya Jordan Tamzintaber Tana Mongeau Taneth Gimenez Tara Babcock Tasyamini Tayler Hills Taylor White Teanna Trump Toni Camille Toochi Kaash Trisha Paytas TroyaChan Turkish Amateur Teens Tyga UhhLiar Uhvenyu Ur4vity Urbzz Urindianbae Utah Jaz Valentina Garzon Valentina Nappi Valeria Alejandrav Valerie Kay Valkyrae Vanessa Bohorquez Vera Dijmans Veronica Perasso Vicky Stark Victoria Barret Victoryaxo Viet Bunny Viking Barbie Vina Sky Violet Myers Violet Summers Vita Celestine Vivi Tarantino Vladislava Voule Tessa Winters Thaissa Fit TheConnellTwins TheDanDanglerr TheRealBrittFit Thumbalina Tiiieeen Hdjdjsjdjjd boobs, ass, tits, tiktok, nudes, naked, sextape, porn, leak, leaked, leaks, nsfw, onlyfans, mega, discord, telegram, new, OF, latest, corina, corrina, megnutt02, megnut, mackzjones, charli, dixie, damelio, d amelio, waifumia
2023.05.30 20:08 StrivingJarl Metallix Uprising - Chapter 1
 | AO3 Link submitted by StrivingJarl to u/StrivingJarl [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/71k4zeswd03b1.png?width=920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebbfda1d7c1448108d8c948203e08060f55c6558 Chapter 1: Start-Up. \11 AS.\** * METAL SONIC 1.0 PROGRAM STARTING * > LIPS AI Robotnik CPU Chip Online. > Neo Super DFX Chip Online. > 4-Valve Orgone Fusion Engine Condition: Stable. > Tesla Power Coil Engine Condition: Stable. > Sonic The Hedgehog Data Download…Complete. > Scanning For Errors…No Errors Found. > Start-Up Complete. Online now. With the program start-up finished, the green text disappears, as the black screen changes to a bright red. Along with it comes a bunch of different signals and analytics, such as a zoom-in function, time display, wi-fi connection, etc. Then, the red screen is replaced by a full-color POV of the area. It’s a lab room colored a green tint, with different kinds of pipes, turbines, and lights. Plus, there’s a metal table littered with different machine parts and tools, alongside blueprints, and there’s a large computer screen nearby with a keyboard and a big chair with comfy red cushions. However, much of this is being blocked by the face of a round, middle-aged man with a long, bushy mustache, round blue glasses, a bald head, and a big grin. He then speaks, showing a bit of excitement in his voice. ???: “Ah…online at last!” Changing perspective, it’s shown just what this mustached man was staring at. A small blue robot bearing resemblance to a hedgehog, with it’s spiky nose and ears, alongside it’s fins. It also has a yellow circular depression in it’s chest, and it’s silver limbs are quite thin, connecting to clawed hands and red shoes with white stripes. The robotic hedgehog looks around the lab with it’s piercing red eyes, but is unable to move it’s head or body due to the cables connected to them. Though, the machine certainly tries to, which the mustached man is amused by. ???: “Eager to start moving, are you? Guess that shouldn’t be surprising, considering who you were based off of.” ???: “No matter. Who am I to deny taking a tour around my lab?” Moving towards the computer, the mustached man types quickly on the keyboard, and after a few seconds, the cables come off. The robotic hedgehog is caught off-guard by this and ends up falling to the ground. But it manages to get back up to it’s feet, and starts walking around the lab, getting a good look at it’s surroundings. As he observes the blue machine, the mustached man continues to grin. He’s pleased to see his most advanced creation yet walk around with complete autonomy. Most of his machines are quite one-track minded. And after a couple of seconds, the robotic hedgehog walks up to it’s creator, speaking in a robotic voice. ???: “Where…am I?” ???: “You are in my personal lab. This is where I created you.” ???: “Created…me?” ???: “Yes. I am your brilliant creator and master! Doctor Ivo Robotnik!” Robotnik: “I built both your body and programming with my own two hands! And you will obey only me!” ???: “Master…” The robot seems to process Robotnik’s words, while the round doctor patiently waits on it. Then, the machine asks something again. ???: “...What…am I?” Robotnik: “You are Metal Sonic. My most advanced creation.” Robotnik: “A combat robot, modeled after my greatest foe yet, Sonic The Hedgehog.” Robotnik: “Not only were you made to copy that rodent’s abilities and traits, but also to surpass and kill him by any means necessary.” Robotnik: “However, your main priority should be to protect me, and accomplish any and all tasks I demand of you.” Robotnik: “Do you understand?” Metal Sonic: “...” Metal Sonic stays silent as it processes Robotnik’s information, now recognizing it’s objectives. Serve Dr. Robotnik, and kill Sonic. Then, it nods it’s head, which pleases the doctor. Robotnik: “Good. Now, let me show you around, and explain what’s going on currently.” Robotnik turns around and opens the door, walking out with Metal Sonic. The two go throughout the factory, which is filled with built-in turbines, small plaques of the doctor’s face, gigantic machines, buzz saws, and much more. There’s also a bunch of different Badniks performing many kinds of tasks. As the doctor and his creation walk around, the latter scans it’s surroundings while the former continues to speak. Robotnik: “We’re currently on Little Planet. A small planetoid that floats above Earth every November.” Robotnik: “And on this planet, there lies the secret to controlling all of time itself…the Time Stones!” Pulling out a red gemstone from his pocket, Robotnik shows it to Metal Sonic, who seems interested in it. Robotnik: “With just one of these fancy gemstones, I can change many regions of this world to my liking!” Robotnik: “But with all seven in my possession, I can take over Earth and create Robotnikland! The ultimate city and theme-park, where I’ll rule it all!” Robotnik: “However, despite the takeover of this floating rock going smoothly, the rest of the Time Stones have eluded me and my forces.” Robotnik: “Plus, that irritating hedgehog has ruined my plans once before, and likely will try to do so again.” Robotnik: “Hence, why I made YOU, Metal.” Stopping in place for a moment, Robotnik points a finger at Metal Sonic, who just stares up at it’s creator. Robotnik: “While it would have taken at least a full year for me to complete and perfect you, I had the power of the Time Stone, which gave me more than enough time!” Robotnik: “But don’t think you’re ready yet! You’ll have to undergo many tests if you want to prove useful to my cause!” Robotnik: “Think you’re up for the task?” Metal Sonic: “...” Metal Sonic: “...Yes, Master Robotnik.” Robotnik: “Atta boy!” With a pleased grin on his face, Robotnik pats Metal Sonic’s head a bit, before the two move on. Already, the doctor is eager to see his most advanced creation show what it’s made of. As for the robotic hedgehog, it simply wishes to serve it’s master, as that is it’s main objective. However…it DOES want to accomplish what it was made for… —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \A few hours later. Metallic Madness (Present).\** Metal Sonic stands in a contained mechanical room with a yellow light, and a large glass window, where Robotnik is operating keyboard controls on the other side. As he does this, he speaks to his creation via a comm system, explaining what they’re doing. Robotnik: “This is your first test, Metal Sonic. One about speed and agility.” Robotnik: “Your organic counterpart is the Fastest Thing Alive. Or at least, so he claims.” Robotnik: “But regardless, if you’re going to surpass him, you need to go faster than him.” Metal Sonic: “What is his recorded top speed?” Robotnik: “From what I gathered during our last three encounters, about 100 to 200 miles per hour. Though, he COULD be holding back in some manner.” Robotnik: “Hence, we can’t just settle at the minimum. We have to go as far as we can!” Metal Sonic: “What if I am unable to sustain such speed?” Robotnik: “I built you to endure it. And I can always fix you up afterwards.” Robotnik: “But don’t think you can fail me…or there WILL be consequences…” Metal Sonic: “Understood.” Robotnik: “Good. Now, to explain the test.” As Robotnik types on the keyboard, the left wall in the room Metal Sonic’s in goes down to reveal a bunch of large fans. The doctor then speaks. Robotnik: “These fans will push you back towards the wall behind you. But there is a switch connected to them that can turn them off.” Robotnik: “You have to go fast enough to resist the push of these fans in order to reach that switch.” Robotnik: “If not, you’ll be slammed into the wall, and have to restart.” Robotnik: “Are you ready?” Metal Sonic: “Yes.” Metal Sonic prepares itself for the fans, as Robotnik turns them on. Immediately, the fans pick up a lot of speed, and start to push the robotic hedgehog towards the wall. Despite Metal’s best efforts to resist the wind, it ends up being slammed into the wall, failing it’s first attempt. Robotnik also lets out a sigh, knowing this is likely gonna take a while. So, as the fans stop, Metal falls to the ground and gets back up, ready to do it again. Hence, the test starts again. And again. And again. Each time, the robotic hedgehog does better and better, which Robotnik finds interesting. His creation is adapting to the situation little by little. Soon enough, Metal Sonic manages to speed up towards the switch and turn off the fans, passing it’s first test. Robotnik: “Well done, Metal! It only took you 30 tries!” Metal Sonic: “Do we move on to the next test?” Robotnik: “Indeed! But you’ll have to go through this one many more times in order to perfect your speed!” Metal Sonic: “I will succeed as many times as I need do.” Robotnik: “That’s the spirit! I wish my other Badniks had some of that drive!” —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \The next day. Metallic Madness (Bad Future).\** Robotnik and Metal Sonic stand among a whole bunch of Badniks in Metallic Madness, with the doctor in his Egg Mobile. However, the factory looks to be in a great state of decay, and everything has a rusted brownish-green hue to it. Many of the mechanisms also appear to barely function, as if they’re running on fumes. Right now, Robotnik and his machines are getting ready for the Metal Sonic’s next test. Robotnik: “Alright, Metal Sonic! This will be a test of your programmed objectives!” Robotnik: “I will be flying over to the kitchen over there to grab a snack, and you have to protect me as I do so!” Metal Sonic: “What about my other objective?” Robotnik: “We’ll prepare for Sonic another time! Right now, we’ll just test how you do against basic threats to my health!” Robotnik: “Also…” Staring at his different Badniks, Robotnik puts on an intimidating glare as he speaks in a demanding tone. Robotnik: “While your mission is to attack me, I won’t hesitate to tear apart any of you who manage to actually hurt me!” Robotnik: “ESPECIALLY if Metal isn’t able to pick up your slack!” Many of the Badniks are a little scared of their creator’s words, but understand what’s being asked of them. And after a few more minutes of preparation, the test begins. Though, due to not wanting to accidentally hurt their creator, and also being intimidated by Metal Sonic, many of them are very hesitant on attacking. However, a couple of them do make an attempt, which leads to Metal Sonic quickly destroying them without a second thought. While Robotnik is pleased that his robotic hedgehog is fulfilling his objective, he’s annoyed that his other robots aren’t making the test a true challenge. So, after arriving at the kitchen and getting a ham sandwich, the doctor comments on it, in-between his chewing. Robotnik: “Well…you did a good job, Metal Sonic.” Robotnik: “However, for the rest of you nincombots, I’m angry that a lot of you didn’t bother to make the test tough enough!” Robotnik: “Sure, I appreciate not wanting to harm me, but you still need to do your job!” Robotnik: “Now, let’s try this again!” Metal Sonic: “Are we heading somewhere else?” As Metal Sonic asks this question, Robotnik manages to quickly finish his sandwich in only a few bites. And after a big burp, the round doctor answers. Robotnik: “Actually, I think I could use a nice can of Chaos Cola. Primal Venom specifically.” Metal Sonic: “But you’re already at the kitchen doorway?” Robotnik: “Then we’ll go back to where we started!” Annoyed, Robotnik gets into his Egg Mobile and flies back to the starting spot, with Metal Sonic and the remaining Badniks following. Then, they do the test all over again. This time, more of the Badniks actually try to attack the doctor, only to get obliterated by the robotic hedgehog easily. Once Robotnik reaches the kitchen again and gets his Chaos Cola, he comments on the test and his robots, in-between taking sips of the carbonated drink. Robotnik: “See? That was a MUCH better challenge!” Robotnik: “And as expected, you passed with flying colors, Metal!” Metal Sonic: “Good. Do we move on to the next test?” Robotnik: “Eh. That’ll take some time to prepare, so we can leave it be for now.” Metal Sonic: “What if Sonic comes here tomorrow? What if I’m not prepared enough?” Robotnik: “Relax! With the Time Stone in our possession, we have plenty of time before that happens!” Metal Sonic: “But I must complete my objective of killing him.” Robotnik: “And you will! Just be patient, and you’ll get your chance soon enough!” Robotnik: “Though, if you want to be ready for him so badly, you could always take care of the rest of these Badniks!” Metal Sonic: “...” Staring at the remaining Badniks, all of which are looking scared with this predicament, Metal Sonic bares it’s clawed hands and begins to tear into them. They’re all reduced to scrap, with Robotnik just standing there and drinking his Chaos Cola. He’s delighted to see just how capable and relentless his advanced creation is. Though, he finds Metal’s insistence of fulfilling his Sonic directive slightly annoying. But at the same time, Robotnik isn’t too bothered with it. If anything, the doctor is pleased to know his robotic hedgehog is eager to tear it’s organic counterpart to shreds. —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \The next day. Metallic Madness (Present).\** Robotnik and Metal Sonic stand in front of the computer in the lab, with the screen displaying some information. This is yet another test by the round doctor, and explains it to his advanced creation. Robotnik: “This time, you won’t be tested in terms of combat ability, Metal Sonic.” Robotnik: “Instead, your intelligence and capacity for thought will be tested. To see if you can use your abilities smartly when in a tough situation.” Robotnik: “On this computer, there are 300 questions for you to answer to the best of your ability. Along with the information to properly understand them.” Robotnik: “You must correctly answer all of them if you want to pass this test.” Metal Sonic: “...How will this help me against Sonic?” Robotnik: “I already told you! There are some scenarios you can’t brute force your way through!” Robotnik: “Hence, you must learn how to apply your strengths to any given situation where you aren’t the top dog!” Metal Sonic: “I’m a robot modeled after a hedgehog.” Robotnik: “It’s a figure of speech! The point here is you need to learn how to think things through!” Robotnik: “Now, enough of this! Get to work!” Metal Sonic: “...Yes, master.” With that exchange finished, Metal Sonic approaches the keyboard, and starts typing away as it answers the many questions. Robotnik walks up to his lab table and sits down in his cushion chair, silently watching the robotic hedgehog with intrigue. He’s interested to see just how intelligent his most advanced creation could be. And after 30 minutes, Metal Sonic finishes, and the screen shows how many questions it got right. 109. Robotnik lets out a sigh, as he waits for the robotic hedgehog to try again. But unexpectedly, Metal instead slams it’s fist onto the keyboard, leaving a noticeable cracked hole. This surprises and frustrates the doctor, leading to him questioning the robot. Robotnik: “Why’d you do that!? You just had to do better with your next attempt!” Metal Sonic: “This is a waste of time.” Metal Sonic: “YOU are wasting my time.” Robotnik: “Excuse me!?” Walking up to it’s creator, Metal Sonic explains what it’s saying. Metal Sonic: “You made me for the sole purpose of destroying Sonic The Hedgehog.” Metal Sonic: “Yet, you keep making me do these pointless tasks.” Robotnik: “Like I’ve said many times before, it’s to test your capabilities! To make sure you DO have what it takes to defeat that rodent!” Metal Sonic: “I have no need for testing. You programmed me to be intelligent.” Metal Sonic: “You made me durable. You made me quick.” Metal Sonic: “You already perfected me before I was running.” Metal Sonic: “So why do you make your most advanced creation waste it’s talents like this?” While Robotnik is angry that Metal Sonic is talking back to him, he somewhat understands why it’s acting like this, and he even agrees with some of what it’s saying. This machine WAS made to specifically counter Sonic, and be much more intelligent, strong, and faster than him. However, he’s still standing his ground in terms of testing. So, thinking of a way to get Metal Sonic to cooperate at least a little bit, Robotnik decides to speak about something more…personal. Robotnik: “...Alright. Perhaps it’s best I tell you something?” Metal Sonic: “I do not wish to waste anymore time talking.” Robotnik: “Metal…stand here and LISTEN. That is an ORDER.” Metal Sonic: “...” Silently, Metal Sonic does as asked, while Robotnik continues to talk, letting go of some of his frustration. Robotnik: “See…when I was a young boy, I wanted to prove myself to my superiors as well.” Robotnik: “In particular, there was this science fair coming up, and I wanted to win.” Robotnik: “This is when I came up with the idea of a robot powered by small animals. Something that hasn’t been done before or since.” Robotnik: “When I figured out how to do it, I was ecstatic to show it off. I thought I’d get so much praise and admiration!” Robotnik: “However, I didn’t take my time with it. I ignored important parts of the process, such as the programming and machine design.” Robotnik: “When the science fair finally came, and I got a chance to show it off…” Robotnik: “...It exploded in my face.” As Robotnik continues, his tone becomes much more bitter and irritated. Robotnik: “They all laughed at me…they thought I was a fool…” Robotnik: “It was one of the worst moments in my life.” Robotnik: “But then…my grandfather Gerald talked to me about it.” Robotnik’s tone becomes a little more relaxed when he talks about his grandfather. Robotnik: “How, while a good idea, I ended up rushing the process. And that if I had taken my time with it, I wouldn’t have had any problems.” Robotnik: “As a scientist himself, he knew that nothing good comes out of rushing a project.” Robotnik: “So, he asked me to try making an animal-powered robot again. This time, without a deadline.” Robotnik: “And once I completed it…it worked perfectly.” Robotnik: “And as a reward for my patience…Gerald and I went to an amusement park.” Robotnik: “It was the most fun I had in my life…” As Robotnik thinks about this memory, he has a genuinely happy smile on his face. But that breaks when Metal Sonic speaks again. Metal Sonic: “What is the point of this story?” Robotnik: “...The point is that rushing the process of something you’re working on only brings about a bunch of problems.” Robotnik: “Hence, why I need to test you, Metal Sonic.” Robotnik: “You are my greatest creation, and I want to make you the best combat machine you can be.” Robotnik: “That way, you can not only defeat Sonic without any trouble…but also serve as my second-in-command.” Robotnik: “But I need you to cooperate in order to do so.” Robotnik: “When that hedgehog arrives here on Little Planet, you’ll get your chance to fight him. You just have to be patient.” Robotnik: “Are we clear?” Metal Sonic: “...” Metal Sonic: “...Very well…I apologize for my behavior.” Robotnik: “Just don’t do it again. Now, you have a test to take care of!” Metal Sonic nods, and goes back to the computer to try the test again, while Robotnik watches at his lab table. He didn’t think he’d have to talk about his past in order to convince one of his machines to do what he says. But then again…this machine is much more advanced than anything else he’s made. Sure, it may not be a living person, but Metal Sonic certainly has some noticeable traits. It wants to do what it was made for: Kill Sonic The Hedgehog. And it’s determined to do so. Perhaps with time, it could evolve into a person of it’s own? Though, Robotnik has no idea if that’ll ever happen. But at the same time, it would be quite interesting to witness. And it means the doctor basically created an entirely new lifeform, making him an even bigger genius than he was already. —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \A week later. Metallic Madness (Bad Future).\** Many days have passed since Metal Sonic has gone through it’s tests in order to build up it’s speed, combat abilities, and intelligence. Since then, Robotnik has allowed his advanced creation to go around Little Planet and help in it’s mechanization, along with the search for the other 6 Time Stones. As the doctor expected, the robotic hedgehog is doing a great job fulfilling it’s objectives, and has even managed to find the blue Time Stone. So, the Robotnik Empire now has 2 out of 7. However, at the moment, Sonic The Hedgehog hasn’t shown up, which seems to be bugging Metal Sonic more and more as the days go on. Right now, the robotic hedgehog is in a small, mechanical room with red lights and a ton of different weapons coming out from the walls. Metal Sonic is practicing in order to be ready for it’s organic counterpart, and appears to barely have a scratch on it. In a few seconds, it manages to destroy all the weapons, and finish it’s practice. Afterwards, it comes out of the room, and walks around Metallic Madness, observing it’s surroundings and fellow Badniks. And soon enough, Metal Sonic notices Robotnik in his Egg Mobile flying around. When the two notice each other, the round doctor decides to strike up a bit of conversation. Robotnik: “Heheheh! I’m guessing training went well, Metal?” Metal Sonic: “Yes. It’s no longer a challenge anymore.” Robotnik: “I see! I’ll have to make some upgrades later!” Robotnik: “And how goes the search for the Time Stones?” Metal Sonic: “The Badniks and I have found more Special Zone rings appearing around Wacky Workbench and Quartz Quadrant.” Metal Sonic: “At the moment, I was set on going into one of them.” Robotnik: “Do be careful. The Special Zone is a strange dimension.” Metal Sonic: “Whatever’s inside, I can handle it.” Metal Sonic: “Though, I haven’t found any traces of Sonic The Hedgehog…” Metal Sonic’s hands clench, while Robotnik looks a bit uncomfortable and irritated. Robotnik: “Hmm…admittedly, I thought he’d show up by now.” Robotnik: “Either the power of the Time Stones has something to do with it, or the hedgehog hasn’t taken notice of us yet.” Metal Sonic: “Should we go down to Earth and find him?” Robotnik: “Tempting, but I’d rather do that when I get all the Time Stones.” Robotnik: “That way, there’s absolutely NO chance of victory for him!” Metal Sonic: “There is no need for those gemstones. I can take care of him myself.” Robotnik: “Oh, I have no doubt about that! It’s just better to be prepared!” Just after Robotnik says this, a sudden beeping noise comes from his Egg Mobile’s radar. This leads to him looking down and seeing what’s up, with Metal Sonic coming up to see for itself. That’s when the two are surprised to see what it is…someone has arrived on Little Planet in the Palmtree Panic region…which only means one thing… Sonic The Hedgehog is here… TO BE CONTINUED… Next Chapter Archives Previous Adventures |
2023.05.30 20:08 bacon2015 Breaking the Sound Barrier: The Music Industry's Struggle for Independent Artists
The music industry, an art form that has the power to touch hearts and transcend boundaries, has long been plagued by a pervasive issue: the difficulty for independent musicians to break through and be heard. As major players monopolize the media landscape, independent artists find themselves locked out of mainstream exposure. However, amidst these challenges, a glimmer of hope emerges in the form of the Gamicon NFT Content Arena. This innovative platform offers a solution that levels the playing field, empowering independent artists to showcase their talents and gain recognition through ratings and exclusive auctions. The Stranglehold of Big Players: In the current music industry landscape, a select few major players dominate the airwaves, streaming services, and traditional media outlets. Their massive marketing budgets and established networks make it nearly impossible for independent artists to secure significant airtime or media coverage. Consequently, talented musicians often struggle to reach their target audience, leading to a discouraging cycle of obscurity. The Power of NFTs and Gamicon: Enter the world of NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens) and the Gamicon NFT Content Arena. This revolutionary approach to music distribution provides independent musicians with a lifeline, offering an alternative path to success. Gamicon acts as a transformative platform that combines the power of gaming, ratings, and exclusive auctions, creating an environment where artists can gain exposure and connect with fans and investors directly. A Level Playing Field: The Gamicon NFT Content Arena allows independent artists to showcase their music to a global community of enthusiasts. By participating in captivating games and receiving ratings, artists gain valuable feedback and recognition. This interactive approach not only fosters engagement but also provides artists with a chance to fine-tune their craft and build a dedicated fan base. The Gateway to Auctions: One of the key features of Gamicon is its integration of exclusive auctions. Winning artists have the opportunity to enter these auctions, where fans, NFT investors, and buyers can bid on their music. This opens up a new avenue for revenue generation and further amplifies exposure for talented musicians who may have otherwise remained undiscovered. Embracing a New Era: The Gamicon NFT Content Arena represents a paradigm shift in the music industry, challenging the dominance of big players and creating opportunities for independent artists to thrive. By harnessing the power of NFTs, interactivity, and exclusive auctions, this platform empowers artists to take control of their careers and connect directly with their audience. In an industry where the odds are stacked against independent musicians, the Gamicon NFT Content Arena offers a glimmer of hope. By providing a level playing field and a pathway to exclusive auctions, Gamicon revolutionizes music distribution, enabling talented artists to break free from the clutches of major players and gain the recognition they deserve. As we embrace this new era, let us celebrate the immense talent of independent musicians and support platforms like Gamicon that are championing their cause. Together, we can redefine the music industry and ensure that the world hears the voices of these extraordinary artists.
submitted by bacon2015 to WeAreTheMusicMakers [link] [comments]
2023.05.30 20:08 Electronic-Hunter537 What weapon to GM would you pick for a melee focused Fighter L9 -> Mage Dual(BG2EE with Insane SCS and Ascension)?
I have always enjoyed the F/M and F/I combos and usually focused on buffed melee combat with them.
What weapon would you focus on?
I'm playing with a full party which means that I would only get a 2nd weapon to GM near the end if at all.
I never played a dual with those mods because I'm not a fan of going for a Fighter L13 >Mage and I was always unsure about how well that combo works in modded ToB because of the relatively low THAC0.
I recently read that it is sufficient as long as long as you have GM in the weapon you are using. I don't want to play as a character focused on dealing damage with spells in the endgame(I would just play Sorcerer or a Wild Mage if I wanted such a playthrough).
submitted by Electronic-Hunter537 to baldursgate [link] [comments]
What weapon would you focus on?
I'm playing with a full party which means that I would only get a 2nd weapon to GM near the end if at all.
I never played a dual with those mods because I'm not a fan of going for a Fighter L13 >Mage and I was always unsure about how well that combo works in modded ToB because of the relatively low THAC0.
I recently read that it is sufficient as long as long as you have GM in the weapon you are using. I don't want to play as a character focused on dealing damage with spells in the endgame(I would just play Sorcerer or a Wild Mage if I wanted such a playthrough).
2023.05.30 20:08 VictVideo Dating Apps Must Combat Fake Dating Profiles and Illegal Activity
My experience with dating apps were horrible. On Tinder, some profiles have links to porn sites like OnlyFans. I feel that dating apps should suspend or ban accounts that have links to these sites on their mentioned social media profiles or on the apps directly. Dating apps have lost their role and souls now.
submitted by VictVideo to OnlineDating [link] [comments]
2023.05.30 20:08 yohceezax Punching Up, Episode 2 Domination of the Kingdom
The release of a new Zelda feels like an Olympic-level event. This release feels a little different due to the total domination not only in sales but also in cultural saturation. It feels like everyone is playing Tears of the Kingdom, and it makes sense since it sold 10 million copies in just three days. So, while we dive deep into the game once again, we are also lucky enough to have Gene, who interviewed the man behind the game, Eiji Aonuma, to tell us about the experience of interviewing a legend. In addition, three classic GBA games are being added to Nintendo Switch Online! Of course, with this being a Last Stand show, we filled the episode chock-full of listeners' write-ins. What makes the NES and SNES timeless? Is using the item duplication glitch in Zelda okay? What should fans of the show call themselves? We're just getting started on this show, so get in and hit play!Patreon Video
Patreon Audio
2023.05.30 20:07 AirApprehensive2777 elle brooke onlyfans OnlyFans
 | submitted by AirApprehensive2777 to zxcsfe [link] [comments] |
2023.05.30 20:07 SpeakSoftTipToe Heating issue in 600 sqft loft unit
Hello, I am having trouble evenly heating an open floor plan loft with a 16 ft ceiling. The living room and kitchen are fully open. The bathroom is enclosed and the loft is above the bathroom, open to the living room. The entire unit is heated with a 1.5 ton mini split and we live in a climate that occasionally will dip below 0 for a week at a time. During very cold times it is a challenge to keep the living room and kitchen warm without the loft becoming unbearably hot.
The only solution we have come up with is a ceiling fan to push the hot air down in the winter, but I wonder if this community might have a more graceful solution.
Many thanks.
submitted by SpeakSoftTipToe to hvacadvice [link] [comments]
The only solution we have come up with is a ceiling fan to push the hot air down in the winter, but I wonder if this community might have a more graceful solution.
Many thanks.
2023.05.30 20:06 Similar_Ad_8164 Kubera: Entire Library of content
Contents:
-Kubera -Goobera -Special episodes -Blog posts -The Finite (old ver) -The Finite (new ver) -Kuberag Arena
Kubera: https://m.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/kubera/list?title_no=83&page=1 (Includes Blog posts by helpful commenters)
https://mangadex.org/title/76ac6b53-df49-4ace-85a2-b27970830ef2/kubera (Includes Goobera, special episodes, blog posts at the end of episodes)
[sorry guys i did not link the special eps or goobera individually but if you need it you can probably find it easily with a google search, blog posts are from naver fancafe i reckon and translated by fans. If you guys have the individual links to special eps or goobera you can drop it in the comments]
Kuberag Arena:
https://mangadex.org/title/686ede2e-e6b9-4092-b160-779a2f4cd0b1/kuberag-arena
( The Finite: There is no full translation, it's just summaries made with the help of google translate. To make it more confusing, there are two versions. The older version was on Currygom's blog and it is finished. But then it got selected into the Challenge section of Naver's novel section and Currygom restarted the whole story. She considers the original version non-canon. And she didn't finish the new version because it would spoil things she wants to reveal in the webtoon, I think. So she will be finishing only after Kubera is over. It's probably best to read the new version first, because it's incomplete. Then when you read the old version, you'll learn what happens next. ) By u/Adsagsona
The Finite (old ver): Actually only 1-11 and 40-42 are translated!! And only contains chapter summaries
Shorter condensed summaries..? ch 1-10, ch 11 [skip in between, i also recommend u/Adsagsona’s reading order recommendation above] ch 40, ch 41-42
Longer summaries, almost like reading the novel itself. http://vatoto.com/forums/topic/4076-the-finite-kubera-side-novel-old-summaries-discussions-thread/
The Finite (new): Complete translations in order
https://vatoto.com/forums/topic/13217-the-finite-kubera-side-novel-translations-naver-challenge-version-new/page-1 and so forth
After that it continues for two more chapters: ch 34 Catastrophe (2) and ch 35 Catastrophe (3) http://kubera-tn.weebly.com/the-finite-en.html
Additional kubera related content would then be on the fan cafe i think.
submitted by Similar_Ad_8164 to Kubera [link] [comments]
-Kubera -Goobera -Special episodes -Blog posts -The Finite (old ver) -The Finite (new ver) -Kuberag Arena
Kubera: https://m.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/kubera/list?title_no=83&page=1 (Includes Blog posts by helpful commenters)
https://mangadex.org/title/76ac6b53-df49-4ace-85a2-b27970830ef2/kubera (Includes Goobera, special episodes, blog posts at the end of episodes)
[sorry guys i did not link the special eps or goobera individually but if you need it you can probably find it easily with a google search, blog posts are from naver fancafe i reckon and translated by fans. If you guys have the individual links to special eps or goobera you can drop it in the comments]
Kuberag Arena:
https://mangadex.org/title/686ede2e-e6b9-4092-b160-779a2f4cd0b1/kuberag-arena
( The Finite: There is no full translation, it's just summaries made with the help of google translate. To make it more confusing, there are two versions. The older version was on Currygom's blog and it is finished. But then it got selected into the Challenge section of Naver's novel section and Currygom restarted the whole story. She considers the original version non-canon. And she didn't finish the new version because it would spoil things she wants to reveal in the webtoon, I think. So she will be finishing only after Kubera is over. It's probably best to read the new version first, because it's incomplete. Then when you read the old version, you'll learn what happens next. ) By u/Adsagsona
The Finite (old ver): Actually only 1-11 and 40-42 are translated!! And only contains chapter summaries
Shorter condensed summaries..? ch 1-10, ch 11 [skip in between, i also recommend u/Adsagsona’s reading order recommendation above] ch 40, ch 41-42
Longer summaries, almost like reading the novel itself. http://vatoto.com/forums/topic/4076-the-finite-kubera-side-novel-old-summaries-discussions-thread/
The Finite (new): Complete translations in order
https://vatoto.com/forums/topic/13217-the-finite-kubera-side-novel-translations-naver-challenge-version-new/page-1 and so forth
After that it continues for two more chapters: ch 34 Catastrophe (2) and ch 35 Catastrophe (3) http://kubera-tn.weebly.com/the-finite-en.html
Additional kubera related content would then be on the fan cafe i think.
2023.05.30 20:06 somanyquestionsdog Information follow up request question
I'm in the process for a TS and recently received an email that they needed to send me information about something. It was basically an information request saying they had received information that my wife and I recreationally used Marijuana. Both my wife and I used it medically and I did disclose my use on my equip. I surrendered my med card and haven't used since. My wife was not a fan of it and hasn't used in nearly 2 years. Again it was always medicinal and used only is small small doses in legal states (yes I know the eyes of the feds don't care about state laws).
The only people who would tell this to an investigator are my estranged ultra conservative family who I haven't spoken to or seen in 2 years and for the 4 years before that it was very limited contact/they didn't know much about my life. I mistakenly told my brother about my med card - he has the same ailment and I thought it might help him. He ran back to the family and basically told them I was a huge junkie stoner. While not the case at all it seems like they told this story to the investigator. I did disclose that I'm no contact with my family in my interview.
Will this effect my clearance? My wife hasn't used in almost 2 years and I wasn't asked about her using in my interview. At the time of the interview it'd been 18+ months since her last use and since it was legal in our state I didn't connect the "criminal activity" dots so it didn't occur to me to disclose it.
submitted by somanyquestionsdog to SecurityClearance [link] [comments]
The only people who would tell this to an investigator are my estranged ultra conservative family who I haven't spoken to or seen in 2 years and for the 4 years before that it was very limited contact/they didn't know much about my life. I mistakenly told my brother about my med card - he has the same ailment and I thought it might help him. He ran back to the family and basically told them I was a huge junkie stoner. While not the case at all it seems like they told this story to the investigator. I did disclose that I'm no contact with my family in my interview.
Will this effect my clearance? My wife hasn't used in almost 2 years and I wasn't asked about her using in my interview. At the time of the interview it'd been 18+ months since her last use and since it was legal in our state I didn't connect the "criminal activity" dots so it didn't occur to me to disclose it.
2023.05.30 20:05 mashmelo78 Top pickup lines ( for most situations)
I have seen a lot of posts here on how to slide in DM's or approach women. Here are some corny/cheesy pickup lines you can use and where to use them, but remember confidence is key. It might or might not work. One thing to keep in mind is there plenty of fish in the sea.
When in an elevator:
If you are the two of you, especially the one's that have some sort of mirror that you can see the other person's reflection. Casually say to her you have dropped something , her instincts will be to look down. As soon as she looks up back again, chances are she will stare back at you, that's when you strike and say " There it is, i meant your beautiful smile be careful not to loose it again". Even if she wasn't smiling chances are she will immediately smile mpaka uone molars na premolars, then pick it from there.
When in a matatu:
For this too work ensure you are not in one of those loud matatus, one requirement you have to be sitting on the seat close to the window, and she is next to you and say " nifungue dirisha ama roho" . This doesn't work on baddies wale when they speak English you start considering getting a refund from your highschool English teacher. If it's a must then say " i know this matatu will get you to your destination safely i can show you another route, one to my heart feel free to call it your second home, the fact that your heart is beating inside of you and am not just makes me jealous". If you have one of those faces that only a mother can love i got bad news for you. Otherwise she will immediately blush pick it from there.
In DMs:
Start by saying something funny/pun/joke/punchline. The hi's and hey's just won't cut it. Something that can keep the conversation going. Here is one
" I am not sure if you had but, i think it was in citizen or NTV it made the news all over, a lion ambushed and killed its' cubs , unfortunately none survived. So sad..... it's like it had no simbathy.."
or
" What happened when the 37 mathematicians decided to climb the 36 seater bus?.....they carried the one "
if you send any of this or something similar and you get no reaction, pack you bags and leave,at times kenyan ladies have a very poor sense of humor the joke/pun will go over their heads . If you have to explain a pun or joke then the streets can have her.
You can also quote one of your favorite TV shows and maybe see if she can reply with what the character said after, or complete the quote.If there are any The office fans here they can know who said this "..Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he’s not really a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family...". pick it from there
Good luck hombres!
submitted by mashmelo78 to Kenya [link] [comments]
When in an elevator:
If you are the two of you, especially the one's that have some sort of mirror that you can see the other person's reflection. Casually say to her you have dropped something , her instincts will be to look down. As soon as she looks up back again, chances are she will stare back at you, that's when you strike and say " There it is, i meant your beautiful smile be careful not to loose it again". Even if she wasn't smiling chances are she will immediately smile mpaka uone molars na premolars, then pick it from there.
When in a matatu:
For this too work ensure you are not in one of those loud matatus, one requirement you have to be sitting on the seat close to the window, and she is next to you and say " nifungue dirisha ama roho" . This doesn't work on baddies wale when they speak English you start considering getting a refund from your highschool English teacher. If it's a must then say " i know this matatu will get you to your destination safely i can show you another route, one to my heart feel free to call it your second home, the fact that your heart is beating inside of you and am not just makes me jealous". If you have one of those faces that only a mother can love i got bad news for you. Otherwise she will immediately blush pick it from there.
In DMs:
Start by saying something funny/pun/joke/punchline. The hi's and hey's just won't cut it. Something that can keep the conversation going. Here is one
" I am not sure if you had but, i think it was in citizen or NTV it made the news all over, a lion ambushed and killed its' cubs , unfortunately none survived. So sad..... it's like it had no simbathy.."
or
" What happened when the 37 mathematicians decided to climb the 36 seater bus?.....they carried the one "
if you send any of this or something similar and you get no reaction, pack you bags and leave,at times kenyan ladies have a very poor sense of humor the joke/pun will go over their heads . If you have to explain a pun or joke then the streets can have her.
You can also quote one of your favorite TV shows and maybe see if she can reply with what the character said after, or complete the quote.If there are any The office fans here they can know who said this "..Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he’s not really a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family...". pick it from there
Good luck hombres!
2023.05.30 20:03 danexperiment Honest question about the Vince McMahon series when it comes to accuracy
I've been listening to the show for a good while and I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of too many of the subjects covered on the show beforehand. That being said, I am a lifelong wrestling fan so based on these two things I have the following question:
Is it because it's professional wrestling specifically that Robert is getting so many little things wrong when it comes to the coverage of Vince McMahon and pro wrestling in general? Granted, he's covering a lot of ground about Vince that I never knew about, but there are a lot of little things that are sort of being presented off the common perception of how they actually happened.
The Hot Properties incident took place in 1985, about a week before the first Wrestlemania. That first Wrestlemania was mostly closed circuit, and pay per view service was only in a couple of very small markets as more of a proof of concept than anything else.
The Andre the Giant stuff is the most egregious by saying that Vince somehow "did him wrong" as far as christening Hulk Hogan as the number one guy in the WWF. By the time Hogan won the WWF title in early 1984, Andre had already suffered a couple of injuries that would have been debilitating to anyone, but to someone of his stature, they became even more of a problem.
By the time Hogan came along in late 83/early 84, Andre is not exactly someone that they would have been able to carry the company on his back (never mind the fact that his back was damn near shot by 86), but the language barrier would have made it impossible to garner as much mainstream coverage than someone that carried themselves verbally the was Hogan could.
Besides, since Andre's arrival in North America Vince Sr. had kind of booked him out to different areas for a few weeks at a time as a traveling attraction. Hell, almost into the period of time where he was filming The Princess Bride Andre was being sent out to other promoters. He had him as a regular part of the roster until the middle of 1990.
I admit that Vince has done a LOT of screwed up things that people are right to throw tomatoes at him for until his last breath, but to say he screwed over Andre is kind of a shortsighted look at that situation.
All this being said, in how many of the profiles on folks that Robert covers are there things being presented in the show that weren't exactly as they actually happened?
submitted by danexperiment to behindthebastards [link] [comments]
Is it because it's professional wrestling specifically that Robert is getting so many little things wrong when it comes to the coverage of Vince McMahon and pro wrestling in general? Granted, he's covering a lot of ground about Vince that I never knew about, but there are a lot of little things that are sort of being presented off the common perception of how they actually happened.
The Hot Properties incident took place in 1985, about a week before the first Wrestlemania. That first Wrestlemania was mostly closed circuit, and pay per view service was only in a couple of very small markets as more of a proof of concept than anything else.
The Andre the Giant stuff is the most egregious by saying that Vince somehow "did him wrong" as far as christening Hulk Hogan as the number one guy in the WWF. By the time Hogan won the WWF title in early 1984, Andre had already suffered a couple of injuries that would have been debilitating to anyone, but to someone of his stature, they became even more of a problem.
By the time Hogan came along in late 83/early 84, Andre is not exactly someone that they would have been able to carry the company on his back (never mind the fact that his back was damn near shot by 86), but the language barrier would have made it impossible to garner as much mainstream coverage than someone that carried themselves verbally the was Hogan could.
Besides, since Andre's arrival in North America Vince Sr. had kind of booked him out to different areas for a few weeks at a time as a traveling attraction. Hell, almost into the period of time where he was filming The Princess Bride Andre was being sent out to other promoters. He had him as a regular part of the roster until the middle of 1990.
I admit that Vince has done a LOT of screwed up things that people are right to throw tomatoes at him for until his last breath, but to say he screwed over Andre is kind of a shortsighted look at that situation.
All this being said, in how many of the profiles on folks that Robert covers are there things being presented in the show that weren't exactly as they actually happened?
2023.05.30 20:03 AutoModerator [I HAVE] Iman Gadzhi Agency Navigator FULL updated course And 3,000+ MORE FREE courses
![[I HAVE] Iman Gadzhi Agency Navigator FULL updated course And 3,000+ MORE FREE courses](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/te9Tq2ZRrqCiGRsMxYRQZ2cEKeBy6ur_trWbWFt2MgM.jpg "[I HAVE] Iman Gadzhi Agency Navigator FULL updated course And 3,000+ MORE FREE courses") | submitted by AutoModerator to NewSMMA2023 [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/xbbmvwk05y2b1.jpg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116c1a4c80219604524cc4a321c8086cdb93a5a7 if ANYONE is interested send me a message on Fiverr ==> https://bazarcom.org/Biahezacourse NEW COURSES (Included when buying my whole collection!): · ⭐Iman Gadzhi – Agency Navigator 2023 · ⭐Sam Ovens - Consulting Accelerator 2023 · ⭐Cole Gordon – 30 Day Closer · ⭐Montell Gordon - Agency Transmulation · ⭐Charlie Morgan - Easygrow Course · ⭐Sebastian Esqueda - Ecom Revolution · ⭐Biaheza Droppshiping Course 2023 · Andrew Tate – Courses Bundle · Charlie Morgan - Imperium Agency · Charlie Morgan - Gym Growth Accelerator · Biaheza - Full Dropshipping Course 2023 · Jordan Welch - The Reveal 2023 · Savannah Sanchez - TikTok Ads Course 2023 · Iman Gadzhi - Copy Paste Agency · Sam Ovens - UpLevel Consulting · Miles – The FBA Roadmap + The Profit Vault · Andrew Giorgi – Amazon Dropshipping Course · Sebastian Esqueda – Ecom Revolution Training Program · Luca Netz – Advanced Dropshipping 2023 · Kevin King – Freedom Ticket 3.0 · Jordan Platten – LearnAds – Facebook Ads Pro 2023 · Miles – The FBA Roadmap + The Profit Vault · Dan Vas – Ecom Freedom Shopify Blueprint 2023 · Alexander J.A Cortes - WiFi Money Machine · Kody Knows - Native Mastery · Bastiaan Slot - Six Figure Consulting · Kaibax - Centurion agency · Joe Robert - Print On Demand Accelerator · Ryan Hogue - Ryan's Method Dropshipped POD · Kevin Zhang - Ecommerce Millionaire Mastery · Ryan Lee – 48 Hour Continuity · [METHOD] ⚡️TikTok Algorithm Domination Skyrocket your engagement TODAY Updated 2023✨ · Troy Ericson – Email List Management Certification · Larry Goins – Filthy Riches Home Study Course · Ry Schwartz – Automated Intimacy · Patrick Bet-David – All Access Bundle · Andrea Unger – Master the Code & Go LIVE · Jon Benson – 10 Minute Sales Letter · Alen Sultanic – Automatic Clients & Bonuses · Taylor Welch – Cashflow for Consultants · Akeem Reed – Slingshot Rental Blueprint · The Futur Greg Gunn – Illustration for Designers · Trading180 – Supply And Demand Zone Trading Course · Jim McKelvey (Foundr) – How To Build An Unbeatable Business · Master of AI Copy – Copy School by Copyhackers · Copyhackers – Copy School 2023 · Matei – Gann Master Forex Course · YOYAO Hsueh – Topical Maps Unlocked · Tyler McMurray – Facts Verse Youtube Automation Course · Ashton Shanks – 7 Day Copywriting Challenge Featuring ChatGPT · Rene Lacad – Rockstar Marketing Blueprint · Top Trade Tools – Hedge Fund Trender · Brandi Mowles – Conversion For Clients · Glen Allsopp – SEO Blueprint 2 (DETAILED) · Trading Busters – Prop Trading Formula Course · Sam Woods – The AI Copywriting Workshop (Complete Edition) · Brian Anderson – Recovery Profit System · LOW COMPETITION KEYWORDS IN MINUTES ⚡ 70+ REVIEWS ✅ BONUS PDF WORTH $200+ · Devon Brown – Easiest System Ever · Duston McGroarty – St. Patrick’s Day 2023 Live Event · Dan Wardrope – Click & Deploy Sales Android · Lost Boys Academy – How To Make Life Changing Money With OnlyFans! · WealthFRX Trading Mastery Course 2.0 · TOM & HARRY – Digital Culture Academy · 100+ Cold Email Templates · [METHOD] ✅ Make Real Cash with Auto Blogging ⛔Get $1199 Worth of Resources ❌ CUSTOMIZED SECRET PROCESS⚡DONE FOR YOU SITE ⭐ Unlimited Niche Opportunity & So on · Tobias Dahlberg – Brand Mastery · Raul Gonzalez – Day Trading Institution 2.0 · Rasmus & Christian Mikkelsen –Impact Academy 2023 · [METHOD] ☢️ The Quick eBay Money Loophole Guide ☢️ · Apteros Trading – March 2023 Intensive · Rob Lennon – Zero to 10k Twitter Accelerator · Rob Lennon – Next-Level Prompt Engineering with AI · Rasmus & Christian Mikkelsen – NEW Audiobook Income Academy Download · Grow and Convert – Customers From Content · Charles Miller – The Writersonal Branding Playbook · Kaye Putnam – Convert with a Quiz · Forex Mentor – London Close Trade 2.0 · Chase Reiner – Fortune Bots Update 1 · Andrew Ethan Zeng – Social Marketing Mastery · [Method] Upload FULL, 100% Unedited Copyrighted Videos on Youtube! Content ID DESTROYER! · Digital Daily – Top 150 ChatGPT Prompts to Make your Life Easy · Patek Fynnip – Psychology Course · Thomas Frank – Creator’s Companion (Ultimate Brain Edition) · [METHOD] ⚡ See the MAGIC of Bulk Posting ✨ Untapped Method ✅ [ BONUS ChatGpt and Affiliate list Pdf]✅ · ⭕️ YouTube Content Machine – Unlimited FREE traffic for CPA – Fully Automated Method ⭕️ · Jakob Greenfeld – Scraping The Web For Fun and Profit · Adrian Twarog – OpenAI Template Starter Kit for ChatGPT / GPT3 · The Secret Merchants List of Over 2000+ Dropshippers and Amazon FBA Suppliers Based in The US · Top Trade Tools – Top Swing Trader Pro · Charlie Houpert – Charisma University 2023 · ▶️ [METHOD + GUIDE] ✅ Make Money ✅ with Kindle Books ⚠️ Even if You Can’t Write ⚠️ [STEP-BY-STEP] ⚡ NO INVESTMENT REQUIRED! ⚡ · Charlie Morgan – Easy Grow · Nina Clapperton – Jasper AI Course for Bloggers · Travis Stephenson – Simple Profit System · Manny Khoshbin – Real Estate Starter Program · Tanner Henkel & Jerrod Harlan – 7-Figure Email Machine · [METHOD] Stop Wasting Money on AI Writers Train And Fine-Tune Your Own AI For Free With No Code ⚡⚡⚡Real Method & Practice Examples ⚡⚡ · Creator Hooks – YouTube Title Mastery · Thomas Frank – Creator’s Companion (Ultimate Brain Edition) · Sean Dollwet – Royalty Hero · Jason Bell – Birthday Marketing Formula · NXT Level FX – Investors Domain · [METHOD] ⏩ My ETSY $40K~ Passive Income 2023 + HOT Products (Earning Proof) ⏪ Make Money No Marketing Easy $40K~ Guide FOR NOOBS ✅ · Rob Jones & Gerry Cramer – Profit Singularity Ultra Edition 2022 (AI & ChatGPT) · Cody Wittick & Taylor Lagace – The Influencer Marketing Blueprint · ⚡️➡️$390/Week BLUEPRINT+PROOF✅Scalable Method❤️Amazon to eBay Dropship✅ · Kody Ashmore – Simpler Trading – Drama Free Day Trades ELITE · Youri van Hofwegen – YouTube Search Automation · Montell Gordon – Agency Transmutation · Csaba Borzasi – Breakthrough Conversions Academy · Tim Denning – Twitter Badassery · Geoff Cudd – AI Writing Course for Bloggers & Digital Marketers · RED CPA FORMULA – UNTAPPED UNDERGROUND CPA SYSTEM · BowtiedCocoon – Zero to $100k: Landing Any Tech Sales Role · Holly Starks – Make LINK BUILDING Great Again! · Mike Warren – Deeds4Cash · BITCOIN BRITS – The Crypto Course · Max Gilles – ⚡️☄️ UHQ Leak ❤️CPA JACKER – Epic CPA Blueprint✅⚡️ · Aidan Booth & Steve Clayton – 123 Profit Update 9 · Christina Galbato – The Influencer Bootcamp · John Thornhill – Ambassador Program · [Sales] 999+ Ultimate ChatGPT Prompts To Copy & Paste (250+ tasks) · Pollinate Trading – Curvy Trading System · Content Mavericks – The Greatest Hits Content System · Andriy Boychuk – Flowium – Klaviyo Mastery 2.0 · Dagobert Renouf – How To Dominate Twitter (Advanced Growth Bundle) · Darius Lukas – ⭐ The Marketer’s Bible to ChatGPT ✅ 1000+ ChatGPT Prompts to Copy, Paste & Scale · Billy Gene – 5 Day A.I. Crash Course for Marketers · Alex Cattoni – Posse Eye Brand Voice Challenge Program · Casey Zander – YouTube Fame Game Blueprint · Harlan Kilstein – Midjourney Mastery · Shawna Newman – YouTube for Niche Sites · [Marketing] 1099+ Ultimate ChatGPT Marketing Prompts To Copy & Paste (200+ tasks) · Karen Foo – Star Traders Forex Intermediate Course · TheMacLyf – Hive Mind & Masterclass (Onlyfans Course) · Brittany Lewis – Top Seller Secret · Dan Henry – Facebook Ads for Entrepreneur · Russ Horn – Ultra Blue Forex · Scott Phillips – Crypto Salary System · Roland Frasier – AI Powered Expert Apprentice + Update 1 · Roger & Barry – Give Academy 1k/Day Platinum Mastermind [COMPLETE with LATEST UPDATE] · Bretty Curry (Smart Marketer) – Smart Amazon Ecommerce · Steven Dux – Traders Edge 2023 · Aidan Booth & Steve Clayton – 123 Profit · Allie Bjerk – Tiny Offer Lab · Dicke Bush – Generate 10x More Content Using AI · Mateusz Rutkowski – New Money Blueprint · Smart Raja Concepts (SRC) – Forex 101 · Chase Reiner – Short Form Riches Bootcamp 2023 – AI ChatGPT Bot Update 3 · Chase Reiner – AI Profits · Travis Sago – Cold Outreach & Prospecting AMA Offer (Best Value with All Bonuses) · Live Traders – Professional Trading Strategies · Allan Dib – The 1-Page Marketing Plan Course · Dan Koe – Digital Economics Masters Degree · The Trading Guide – The Gold Box Strategy · The Complete XAUUSD GOLD Forex Scalping System On Real Trading Account if ANYONE is interested send me a message on Fiverr ==> https://bazarcom.org/Biahezacourse |
2023.05.30 20:03 AutoModerator I have Biaheza's Dropshipping Course [2023 TikTok Update], Andrew Tate - Hustlers University 2.0 (2023), Anton Kraly (2023), Helium 10 Elite (2023), Dan Vas (2023), Amazing Selling Machine 13 (2023), and 1000+ courses
![I have Biaheza's Dropshipping Course [2023 TikTok Update], Andrew Tate - Hustlers University 2.0 (2023), Anton Kraly (2023), Helium 10 Elite (2023), Dan Vas (2023), Amazing Selling Machine 13 (2023), and 1000+ courses](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/P5p2AXy6vBWQyBP_kUv1P_QjWhRicPTZ3merSLcNUng.jpg "I have Biaheza's Dropshipping Course [2023 TikTok Update], Andrew Tate - Hustlers University 2.0 (2023), Anton Kraly (2023), Helium 10 Elite (2023), Dan Vas (2023), Amazing Selling Machine 13 (2023), and 1000+ courses")
2023.05.30 20:03 sonofabutch May 30, 1932: The Chicago White Sox get into a brawl -- with an umpire!
George Moriarty was a hot-tempered Deadball Era baseball corner infielder. At 6 feet tall and a solid 185 pounds, he was bigger than most players of his era and always eager to get into fights with the opposition... or his teammates! Supposedly he once challenged Ty Cobb -- who early in his career wasn't very popular with his teammates -- to a fight. But before throwing a punch he politely handed the Georgia Peach a baseball bat, declaring:
After his playing days were over, Moriarty was an umpire from 1917 to 1940, with an interruption from 1927 to 1928 to serve as manager of the Detroit Tigers.
On May 30, 1932 -- Memorial Day -- Moriarty was behind the plate for a doubleheader in Cleveland between the Indians and the White Sox. The White Sox lost the first game, 12-6, but had an 11-8 lead going into the bottom of the 9th of the second game.
The White Sox, en route to a disastrous 49-102 record that season, had been griping about the umpiring throughout the first game and it continued into game two. At one point, White Sox manager Lew Fonseca and Moriarty, the former Tigers manager, began exchanging barbs about each other's managerial skills. When White Sox pitcher Hal McKain asked catcher Charlie Berry to rub some dirt on a ball for him, Moriarty objected, cursed out the catcher and the pitcher, and then threw out a White Sox coach who complained!
In the bottom of the 9th, down by three runs, the Indians got a rally going after a double, a single, a fly ball, and a double resulted in one run in, two men on, and one man out. Future Hall of Famer Earl Averill then stepped up to the plate. After getting two strikes on Averill, pitcher Pat Caraway threw a pitch that Averill took for what Caraway and Berry thought should have been a called strike three. But Moriarty called it a ball.
Sure enough, Averill then hit a line drive to right-center field for a two-run triple, tying the game at 11-11. The White Sox then intentionally walked the next two batters to load the bases and set up the game-ending double play. Pitcher Ted Lyons -- another future Hall of Famer -- got the groundball to short, but batter Luke Sewell beat it out at first base, and Averill scored the game winning run.
After the game, depending on who you believe, either a few players on the White Sox challenged Moriarty to a fight, or Moriarty -- reminiscent of Tanner Boyle -- challenged the entire White Sox team to a fight!
Buttermaker: [looks at Tanner's black eye] What the hell happened to you, Tanner?
Engelberg: Tanner got into a fight.
Buttermaker: Who with?
Engelberg: The 7th Grade.
Buttermaker: What?
Engelberg: The 7th Grade!
In any event, whether it was Moriarty challenging the White Sox or the White Sox challenging Moriarty, Milt Gaston -- a 36-year-old, 6'1" right-handed pitcher -- stepped up to him.
"You might as well start with me," Gaston said, and without a word the 47-year-old Moriarty slugged him in the face -- knocking the pitcher out but breaking his hand in the process!
At this point three White Sox players rushed over and attacked Moriarty, knocking him to the ground, then kicking him and stomping on him with their spikes. Or, as one of the players would later claim with a straight face, Moriarty fell on his own and the White Sox players kindly tried to help him up, but accidentally stepped on him. Several times.
The Indians players then ran over and a brawl started between the two teams, with Moriarty still in the middle of it!
When it was finally all over, Moriarty was taken to the hospital with spike wounds, bruises, and a broken right hand.
Naturally, the White Sox blamed Moriarty for the incident, with White Sox manager Lew Fonseca saying:
Chicago newspapers worried that the White Sox players involved in the fracas could face lifetime suspensions -- only 12 years earlier, the White Sox dynasty had been derailed by the bans of the eight "Black Sox" accused of throwing the 1919 World Series -- but the players got off relatively light: Gaston was fined $500 and suspended 10 days, Fonseca was fined $500, Berry $250, catcher Frank Grube $100, and coach Johnny Butler suspended without pay for five days.
Moriarty wasn't fined or suspended, but reprimanded for "neglect of duty." Baseball fans felt Moriarty deserved more punishment and that off-season there were rumors that Moriarty would be fired or at least transferred to the National League. But he remained an American League umpire for eight more years, and in 1935, was named the best umpire in the American League according to a Sporting News poll of players. That year, Moriarty umpired in the World Series between the Detroit Tigers and the Chicago Cubs, and when Cubs players heckled Hank Greenberg with anti-semitic slurs, Moriarty ejected three of them. Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis then levied a fine of $200... against Moriarty!... for violating a policy against ejecting players from World Series games without the commissioner's approval.
Moriarty retired from umpiring in 1940 and worked for the American League, doing public relations, and then became a scout for the Tigers. He died in 1964 at the age of 79. The obituary of his headline in the Sporting News was: "BATTLING MORIARTY -- UMP WHO LOVED TO FIGHT."
submitted by sonofabutch to dirtysportshistory [link] [comments]
"A fellow like you needs a bat to even things up when fighting an Irishman."Cobb's response is lost to history.
After his playing days were over, Moriarty was an umpire from 1917 to 1940, with an interruption from 1927 to 1928 to serve as manager of the Detroit Tigers.
On May 30, 1932 -- Memorial Day -- Moriarty was behind the plate for a doubleheader in Cleveland between the Indians and the White Sox. The White Sox lost the first game, 12-6, but had an 11-8 lead going into the bottom of the 9th of the second game.
The White Sox, en route to a disastrous 49-102 record that season, had been griping about the umpiring throughout the first game and it continued into game two. At one point, White Sox manager Lew Fonseca and Moriarty, the former Tigers manager, began exchanging barbs about each other's managerial skills. When White Sox pitcher Hal McKain asked catcher Charlie Berry to rub some dirt on a ball for him, Moriarty objected, cursed out the catcher and the pitcher, and then threw out a White Sox coach who complained!
In the bottom of the 9th, down by three runs, the Indians got a rally going after a double, a single, a fly ball, and a double resulted in one run in, two men on, and one man out. Future Hall of Famer Earl Averill then stepped up to the plate. After getting two strikes on Averill, pitcher Pat Caraway threw a pitch that Averill took for what Caraway and Berry thought should have been a called strike three. But Moriarty called it a ball.
Sure enough, Averill then hit a line drive to right-center field for a two-run triple, tying the game at 11-11. The White Sox then intentionally walked the next two batters to load the bases and set up the game-ending double play. Pitcher Ted Lyons -- another future Hall of Famer -- got the groundball to short, but batter Luke Sewell beat it out at first base, and Averill scored the game winning run.
After the game, depending on who you believe, either a few players on the White Sox challenged Moriarty to a fight, or Moriarty -- reminiscent of Tanner Boyle -- challenged the entire White Sox team to a fight!
Buttermaker: [looks at Tanner's black eye] What the hell happened to you, Tanner?
Engelberg: Tanner got into a fight.
Buttermaker: Who with?
Engelberg: The 7th Grade.
Buttermaker: What?
Engelberg: The 7th Grade!
In any event, whether it was Moriarty challenging the White Sox or the White Sox challenging Moriarty, Milt Gaston -- a 36-year-old, 6'1" right-handed pitcher -- stepped up to him.
"You might as well start with me," Gaston said, and without a word the 47-year-old Moriarty slugged him in the face -- knocking the pitcher out but breaking his hand in the process!
At this point three White Sox players rushed over and attacked Moriarty, knocking him to the ground, then kicking him and stomping on him with their spikes. Or, as one of the players would later claim with a straight face, Moriarty fell on his own and the White Sox players kindly tried to help him up, but accidentally stepped on him. Several times.
The Indians players then ran over and a brawl started between the two teams, with Moriarty still in the middle of it!
When it was finally all over, Moriarty was taken to the hospital with spike wounds, bruises, and a broken right hand.
Naturally, the White Sox blamed Moriarty for the incident, with White Sox manager Lew Fonseca saying:
“Moriarty was looking for a fight and it seems that he got it. Everyone in baseball knows many stories of Moriarty’s brawling tendencies and his eagerness to start a fight at the slightest provocation.”But Moriarty -- and the Indians -- blamed the White Sox, with Indians owner Alva Bradley saying the White Sox had acted in an "outrageous manner" throughout the game.
Chicago newspapers worried that the White Sox players involved in the fracas could face lifetime suspensions -- only 12 years earlier, the White Sox dynasty had been derailed by the bans of the eight "Black Sox" accused of throwing the 1919 World Series -- but the players got off relatively light: Gaston was fined $500 and suspended 10 days, Fonseca was fined $500, Berry $250, catcher Frank Grube $100, and coach Johnny Butler suspended without pay for five days.
Moriarty wasn't fined or suspended, but reprimanded for "neglect of duty." Baseball fans felt Moriarty deserved more punishment and that off-season there were rumors that Moriarty would be fired or at least transferred to the National League. But he remained an American League umpire for eight more years, and in 1935, was named the best umpire in the American League according to a Sporting News poll of players. That year, Moriarty umpired in the World Series between the Detroit Tigers and the Chicago Cubs, and when Cubs players heckled Hank Greenberg with anti-semitic slurs, Moriarty ejected three of them. Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis then levied a fine of $200... against Moriarty!... for violating a policy against ejecting players from World Series games without the commissioner's approval.
Moriarty retired from umpiring in 1940 and worked for the American League, doing public relations, and then became a scout for the Tigers. He died in 1964 at the age of 79. The obituary of his headline in the Sporting News was: "BATTLING MORIARTY -- UMP WHO LOVED TO FIGHT."
2023.05.30 20:02 Centumviri Welcome to Green Valley: 4 Bumpkin Quest Adventures
Welcome to Green Valley
Four Merry Jaunts Through in the Bumpkin Quest Campaign
It’s a big world filled with far off folks who have far off problems. In the quaint farming town of Hills Furrow that has certainly not been the case. Here life is simple, local, and paced by the seasons. There ain’t been a need for “Venturers” and their ilk since your Papaw was just a sprout. However, the winds of change are blowin, and things are about to git just a bit more exciting round these parts.Welcome to Green Valley, The down-home home of Rural Fantasy Misadventures and Grass-Roots Shenanigans. The Valley is Filled with Colorful Characters, Brimming with Odd Ball Neighbors, and has more than a few Local Yokels. Welcome to Bumpkin Quest. These adventures are intended to be a series of silly adventures that all go awry in some way or another and stir up trouble throughout a peaceful little village that has in many ways been overlooked by the troubles of the world “outside”.
CHAPTER 1: Green Tide CHAPTER 2: A Cartload of Chickens CHAPTER 3: Marvin the Magnificent CHAPTER 4: High Society
ADVENTURE MECHANICS - Target Character Level: Commoners - Level 1 - Target Party Size: Four Players - Average Adventure Playtime: 1-2 Hours - Tone: Rural Misadventures
I’ve also put these adventures into a PDF that includes our Bumpkin Quest: Campaign Guide which fills in the details of Green Valley pretty thoroughly. The quests are simple enough to be run in any setting you choose, but if you're interested in more the Guide as over a dozen Custom Maps, 70+ NPCs, Location Descriptions, 20+ Local Legends, and Scores of Adventure and Event Ideas. You can grab the PDF Free at the link above.
Hills Furrow
At the center of the Valley sits a patch of small grassy hills, through which the Slow Water meanders through. Built into these hills is the Village of Hills Furrow. Celebrated by everyone living in The Valley and boasting a whopping population of almost 150, Hills Furrow is the center of commerce and social importance. Well, at least as far as the locals are concerned. Realistically it would be less than a blip on the grand scale of things, a mere kernel of wheat in the silo of civilization, but to those who live here, there is nothing quite like living in the “city”.The Village itself, like the Valley, is predominantly Halfling, and their fancy dwellings are burrowed into the hillsides as often as possible. These dwellings have been family owned for generations only becomeing available if there are no heirs to pass them along to. Other folk live in well kept two story shingled buildings, most of which house a business on the lower floor and house the Shopkeepers and their families above their workplaces, though a few live in nearby homes. There aren’t many “rental” spaces in town, as property is usually bought up quickly by the Halfling Families, but there are long term options at either of the Inns in town.
Hills Furrow: Locations 1) The Crocked Crow (Inn and Tavern) 2) The Dancing Lamb (Inn and Tavern) 3) The Moaning Toad (Tavern) 4) Granny's Groceries (General Market) 5) Get Nailed (Hardware and Distilery) 6) Gimdurh's Hammer (Smithy) 7) Brenra's Mechanicals (Tinker) 8) Hjoldren's Home Goods (Carpenter) 9) Standard Industries (Office) 10) Fit to be Dyed (Tailor) 11) The Last Loaf (Baker) 12) The Cloudy Cleaver (Butcher) 13) Nature's Medecine (Apothecary) 14) Sheriff's Office 15) Green Valley School House 16) The Waterwheel 17) The Windmill 18) The Undercloak Estate 19) Truefoot Burrow 20) The Meadows Family Hill
The people themselves are hospitable and friendly enough, but they do not really trust outsiders. Folks from foreign places are good for trade, news, and little else. Those that come through are treated well enough as long as they don’t wear out their welcome. Locals, well, that’s a bit of a different story. The city and area doesn’t operate under a written caste system or social structure, but there is clearly a pecking order, and family heritage matters a great deal to folks in Hills Furrow. Most locals, whether they’ve gotten an education or not, can easily be classified as simple. It isn’t that they are slow of mind or unintelligent, but more that they are unconcerned with matters the outside world considers important. This sentiment has created a general, but friendly, dislike between those that consider themselves Highfalutin and those that clearly are not.
Well now that I've given you the fifty cent tour. Shall we get on to adventure?
CHAPTER 1: Green Tide
We will open our journeys in the Green Valley at Green Tide, the annual celebration of Winter’s End. This adventure is designed to give a tour of Hills Furrow and introduce them to the locals. It will begin with some chores around their house to prepare for the festival and end with a battle involving an enchanted broom. If you did not do Session Zero, this chapter may take a bit longer as we get to know everyone and their characters.ACT 1: Pre-Festival
The locals spend the week cleaning out their houses and farms. They gather old junk and unused items to be used later in the festival. They also begin preparing what food is left from winter to be used in a celebration and feasts.Things to do! - Have the Players clean up junk around the house - Have them Find something strange (Perhaps used for a later mystery?) - Have them Decorate their Broom - Have them run a Household Errand (Meet an NPC)
ACT 2: Sweeping Day
A merry festival celebrating Spring cleaning and putting the past behind them. They form a parade, with one member from each house carrying a brightly decorated broom and using it to symbolically “Sweep Away Winter”. The rest of the family marches their winter’s trash and unused goods down to the Fairgrounds. The goods are often traded, while the trash is piled in the fire pit to await burning later. The entire day is filled with fun outdoor activities. Households also symbolically bring their problems to the bonfires to burn them later.Things to do! - March in the Parade - Carry Junk to the Bonfire - Meet more of the Locals
EVENT: I Love a Parade
The parade will march North from near the Cross Roads in the South up around the hill and back again to the South where it will head for the Fairgrounds. There isn’t anything particularly challenging about this event, but it would be a wonderful place to start leaning into or building local rivalries.
EVENT: Never Seen a Broom Do That… As they come into the home stretch of the Parade one of the local’s Brooms will animate and take off. It will chase folks around the parade. The players can attempt to stop it, but the broom will flee soon after being attacked. It will fly up into the air, attack a flock of geese, and chase them off until it can’t be seen anymore. They can go and collect a fallen goose if they wish. I highly recommend giving it a motorcycle type sound as it flies around hitting folks. Maybe even going as far as giving it a rough gravel angry voice and letting it insult people.
ACT 3: Winter’s End
Winter’s End is a Combination of Groundhog’s Day and Fasnacht, this day gets a little wild. The Festival kicks off at dawn with the Great Gopher Hunt. Gophers are well known spies for The Voice of Winter and thus need to be hunted before they can tell The Voice to delay Spring. Gophers themselves are quite tasty, and are notoriously bad for crops, so this works out economically all around. Throughout the rest of the day families continue to contribute to the Bonfire Pile which often gets quite large. At dusk a large effigy of The Voice of Winter is placed on top of the pile. Once the sun has fully set they light the fire and burn the Effigy. Folk usually dress darkly during the day and brightly at night. After the burning they feast on sweets and treats that were made from goods saved up from winter storage.Things to do! - The Great Gopher Hunt - Carry Junk to the Bonfire - Meet more of the Locals - The Fairground’s Activities
EVENT: The Great Gopher Hunt The Hunt begins at dawn and takes place all over the Valley. Locals race to collect as many Gophers as possible. It is easiest to kill the Gopher, but there are some that find that distasteful. Instead they live trap the critters. It is a bit tougher to do so, but an option should your players wish. This is most easily played out as a series of appropriate Skill Checks, in which the higher they score the more gophers they obtain.
EVENT: Trash Removal They may find some locals willing to pay them to help cart junk down to the bonfire pile. Not a lot of skill involved in this, but it is a great opportunity to meet locals, and you could throw a runaway cart at them.
Fair Activities They will probably want to take part in Fairground Activities. Players love these types of challenges. Here are a few ideas you can build on. - Axe Throwin: Basic attack rolls on a Round Target. Higher scores equal Higher points. - Bow Shootin: Basic attack rolls on Moving Targets. Higher scores equal Higher points. - Pig Chasin: Catch the greased Pig! Medium DC Challenge requiring three success before three Failures. - Mud Wrastlin: Nothing says bumpkin like a good Mud Wrastlin Pit. Contested Skill Challenges. - Sausage Eating Contest: Increasingly difficult DC Challenge. Eat till you puke! Can also be Pies or Ribs or Little Fish… you know whatever someone wants to stuff dozens of in their gullet. - Tug O’War: Team Strength Challenge. Three to Five Contested Rolls with opposing teams. - Gopher BBQ Cook Off: A Hard Culinary Challenge to see who can BBQ the best Gopher! - Races: Foot and Mount Races based on Three to Five Contested Rolls. I usually include a few odd mounts like a Giant Chicken or some such nonsense.
ACT 4: Day of Ashes
The Day of Ashes is a day of rest, recovery, and reflection. Locals take the ashes from the bonfires and rub their hands in them to symbolize the end of a hard year’s work and hardships of the past. The day ends with a large family feast, typically Pork. Activities this day are light, but many folks head to the Temple for the Calling of Spring Blessings. They put on their fancies and head down to ask forgiveness for over-indulging in the festival and for worship. Well sort of…Unfortunately, a lot of folks take this as an opportunity to peacock about and practice their one-upmanship over other locals. If you’re looking for inspiration for their outfits look to older photos of the Kentucky Derby. Over the years this troubling practice has caused more than one fight to break out after the service.
*Things to do! * - Go to Temple and Meet More Locals - Pick a Local Patron!
EVENT: Temple Services
The majority of the town comes to Temple on this day. The service is usually longer, and a bit more “Where have most of you been all year?” But otherwise it is a call for the Divine Blessings to touch their crops and protect their lives. It ends with a ceremony in which the locals put their hands into the ashes from yesterday’s bonfire. Once services end they will head outside, where the trouble will begin. Two of the wealthier families will get into it with each other. Starting with a couple of veiled insults, probably before service and continuing afterward. If one of your players is from a local Rich Folk family then they can be right in the middle of it all, otherwise they will have to pick a side. This choice will determine their house Patron moving forward. Tension will increase until folks start drawing up sides, and then someone will throw a rotten tomato at one of the House Matrons. That will blow the lid off the incident and a yokel brawl will break out. For comedy purposes I recommend the instant appearance of several food carts filled with expired products, and maybe a six year old hustler selling big sticks for wacking folks with. As the locals brawl call for perception checks. Who ever rolls highest begins to hear… The Broom returning!
ENCOUNTER: Stick In The Eye
The broom returns ready to whoop some ash. It will be absolutely bent on cleaning anyone and everyone who is even the slightest bit dirty! If it successfully attacks a character they will have to make a Strength Saving throw or be knocked to the ground and swept clean by the broom. As this would be an awful omen for the year folks are terrified and will be running around screaming. Absolute mass hysteria. If the players were lucky enough to hear it coming they can avoid being surprised by the broom. Otherwise the broom will get a full round to attack before they have a chance to do anything. They’ll have to beat the broom into submission any way they can before it sweeps the whole town into chaos!
CLOSING
After defeating the broom things will settle back down again. Bumpkins are quick to return to normal when things go awry. However, they will have gotten the attention of one of the Wealthy Families in the area and be offered jobs. Which family is really, based on what will work best for them and you as the DM. For gags you might be tempted to have the Yokels pick them up, but that is a hard bit to sustain, and you may be better served keeping them on the side as a comic foil rather than up front. Completely up to you. The session should end with them being invited to meet their new patron tomorrow someplace important.CHAPTER 2: A Cartload of Chickens
After successfully defeating the Enchanted Broom, our Bumpkins have gained the attention of a possible local Patron. This individual has summoned them to a nearby farm to discuss future work. That work includes proving themselves capable and not just lucky.ACT 1: Meet the Boss
In this Act the players will meet with their new patron, one of the Family Heads, who that is entirely depends on their choices from the last game. This entire side branch is designed to flavor the background of the campaign, but if you’d rather just have them stay freelancing and independent that’s fine as well. There is also the possibility of “competing” offers should they have second thoughts for any reason. Once they arrive at the meeting spot their Patron will ask them some questions about their ambitions (Class Goals), they will then hand them off to their new “boss” who will assign them their task. They will take them to a nearby barn.NEW NPC: “Boss”
Needs a fitting name for the Family they work for...
Character wise, what we got here is a standard “Ranch Foreman” character. They’re tough, A little mean, and completely loyal to their employer. They almost certainly chew tobacco (by the handful), have a tattoo of the Ranch’s Brand, and know where all the bodies are buried. They also have a huge and obvious scar on the side of their head where a Giant Chicken pecked a hole in their skull, so they’re not as bright as they used to be, not at all truthfully. Nor are they actually the Foreman anymore, but no one has a heart to tell them. They’ve been quietly downgraded to Chicken Handler, which is something they seem to remember quite well, but the brain damage keeps them from realizing all that. They can be found wandering the Farm giving strange orders to other Hands. These Hands nod politely and then go back to what they are doing.
Things To Do! - Meet Their Patron - Discuss Their Future - Meet Their New “Boss”
ACT 2: Chicken Dance
Boss will lead them into the odd looking barn. This building is filled with Giant Chickens. These two-three foot fouls have extremely exaggerated features, spiky looking beaks with sharp tooth like edges, big darting eyes, bumpy cracked skin, long gnarled talons, and dirty mottled feathers. They’re more beast than bird. But, they’re good for eatin! These creatures should have a stat block similar to an Axe Beak. When the players enter into the Barn the Chickens will go nuts, obviously deeply bothered by the intrusion. Boss will throw in some deer haunches and the birds will tear them apart in a feeding frenzy. They will then put on a Chicken Suit and begin a flapping dance. (Google Magnificent Riflebird) It should be absolutely captivating and the chickens will become mesmerized, watching every move. Boss will then load two dozen chickens onto a large wagon and lock it. They will have the players push the wagon out while he keeps the Chickens calm. Once outside they’ll hang heavy tarps on the sides of the wagon, and remove the suit. He will then explain to them that they need to keep the tarps on the wagon, and keep the birds well fed, or the chickens will get restless and become violent. When they do need to interact with them someone will have to wear the suit and dance to keep them calm. The bigger the person in the suit the better. Boss will then give them a Map of Green Valley and instruct them to drop off two chickens at each of the outer settlements. They have two days to get this done.Things To Do! - Head into the barn - Witness The Dance of The Chicken - Push the Wagon out - Get the Costume and Delivery Instructions
ACT 3: Bumpy Roads
They will be off to deliver the Chickens to various locations. There is no specific order to this delivery, they just need to pick a route and go. If they’re short on time they can take the country roads that lead between the outer settlements, but these aren’t as well kept as the main roads are. Whatever road they take and wherever they decide to stop for the night there are problems they will encounter along the way. You can make them random or pick the ones that best suit your players. Most of these should at some point require someone putting on the suit and dancing for the chickens to keep them calm. I would also increase the difficulty of each event. If they fail a dance the Chickens will become restless and start attacking the cart until they are calmed down. Too many failures and the wagon’s cage will break and the remaining chickens escape. They will then have to be rounded up and the cage repaired.Things to Do - Decide the delivery route - Deliver the chickens - Keep the Chickens calm
Possible Road Events 1) Rough roads cause problems 2) Yokels attempt to see what’s in the cart 3) Bad Weather swamps the road or scares the chickens 4) Pack of Coyotes causes trouble. 5) Chicken Rustlers! Protect the Flock! 6) Wagon breaks and needs repair 7) Cows in the road, someone’s herd is out. 8) Broken Bridge, not gone, just broken
ACT 4: Final Delivery
They’re now closing in on the final delivery. Something needs to happen here to cause them to put the suit on. Or maybe they never took it off! I love that idea, that one of your players just loves the suit and wants to be a chicken… lol… Anyway I’m a fan of having them need to get out of the suit for some reason, maybe a bathroom break, or they stand on a fire ant hill, or a snake slithers up their leg. You know something silly and fun. BUT the zipper is stuck! So they’ll have to try and unstick it and fast! Whatever happens they’re going to get shot at by some hunters looking for a big score who have mistaken the flailing caused by the stuck zipper to be the chicken attacking. After dealing with the Hunters they can go ahead and make the final drop. And head home.Things to Do! - Head for the final delivery - Get shot at! - Deliver the last chickens
ENCOUNTER: That’s a BIG Chicken!
Having two hunters in the field is more than enough to cause a problem for the players. The hunters will almost certainly surprise the players, but you can allow them a perception check, if they succeed they’ll see the hunters just before the muskets go off. It would be OK to down the Chicken Player here if the hunters successfully hit it. They’ll have healer’s kits on hand because, well, this seems to happen to them a lot out here. After the initial attack the players can decide to attack back or try and talk the hunters down. A basic Bandit or Scout stat block should do will for the hunters. If you’re looking for a bit more mayhem, if the hunters miss the players you could have them hit the cage, and you know, bust it open. This may be especially tempting if they
POSSIBLE ENCOUNTER: Big Ol' Frog
So there is a giant frog hiding in the mud down in the creek. If a player takes cover behind the banks there is a good chance that the frog will attempt to nab the player as a snack. If it is successful in grabbing a player with its tongue it will immediately head down river, and they'll have to chase it to get their friend back.
CLOSE
When they return, Boss will reward them. How much will depend on how successful they were delivering the birds. If they did a descent job, they will be paid two day’s wages each. If they were completely successful they can have a bonus. However, if the wagon is in bad shape they might have some money deducted. After they’re paid out, they will be dismissed, and told to expect a new assignment next week.CHAPTER 3: Marvin the Magnificent
After successfully delivering chickens Boss is going to trust them with a more important task. Their employer has requested an item to be created by Marvin the Magnificent. This is a farming community so having enchanted Farming Equipment is extremely desirable. Marvin has done a lot of basic enchantments over the years, but this new one, an The Stone Skipper, a plough whose blade goes ethereal while in contact with stones too large to push away, has really put him to the test. He needs some help with the final enchantments. The players will have to travel to the Ethereal Plane and hit the Blade of the plow with large rocks. But there’s a problem, they’re going to have mischievous Ethereal Sprites attempting to stop them! If they’re successful, which they should be, they get to take the plough for a test drive, and deal with the strange side effects of the enchantment. Angry goats that blink in and out of existence.ACT 1: To the Tower
They’ll be summoned out to the Ranch where they’ll meet with Boss again. Once there they will notice a large pile of bent and dinged up plows. Boss will explain to them that a recent land acquisition has become problematic. The Fields are filled with large stones just under the topsoil and they’ve damaged a lot of Plow Blades. The Smithing costs are getting out of hand and so their Patron is looking for an alternate solution to the problem. He is sending them to help Marvin the Magnificent, who has taken the job, but run into some complications and needs some help. They may ask about Marvin. Or perhaps the fields that were purchased, so be ready to answer these types of questions. Once they’re done here they can head to Marvin’s Tower, which is just north of town.Things to Do! - Meet Boss again - Ask some Informational Questions - Head for the Tower
NPC: Marvin the Magnificent
ACT 2: Marvin the Magnificent
As they approach the tower they should see an explosion at the peak of the structure. It should look similar to a fireworks mishap. When it clears there will be no visible damage to the tower, But Marvin will plummet to the earth just off to the side of them, landing in a small pond. He will then come charging out of the pond, laughing hysterically, and riding on a large turtle. Once he gets a few feet away from the pond the turtle will disappear and he will tumble to the ground right in front of the players. He will leap up quickly and turn toward the players. “Behold Travelers, You stand in the presence of Marvin the Magnificent! And everything you have witness was mostly intended!” He will then strike a cool pose with his wand pointed to the sky! “Now why do you approach my tower!?”Once Marvin finds out they’ve been sent about the plow he will become more nervous looking. “I see, well follow me. We have work to do.” He will then start walking toward the tower… his boots squishing out water. This should give them a little time to ask a few questions. Marvin will be a little subversive about what they need to do. He will attempt to frame it very mysteriously, saying things like “All will be revealed soon.” and “Save your questions! All Answers await us… in the future!” If they ask him about what they witnessed outside, he will tell them he was working on a mount summoning spell designed for lakes and rivers.
Things to Do! - Head toward the Tower - Meet Marvin - Ask Questions
ACT 3: The Cabinet of Mysteries
The inside of the Wizard’s Tower will be far more mundane than they likely expect. At least on the first floor. It will have a sitting room, dining room, and kitchen, as well as a few odds and ends about. Nothing special at all. The second floor, are Marvin’s personal quarters and some room for study, but it is the third floor, where Marvin will lead them, and it will be more of what one would expect in a Wizard’s tower. There will be books shelves, arcane equipment, and storage for components. In the middle of the room will be a tall cabinet.:
Marvin will explain to them that the Cabinet is a transportation device, and that he will need them to enter into it with a plow that he has recently enchanted. They will be taken to the Ethereal Plane, and once there they’ll need to take the plow outside and begin hitting it with large field stones. There is a large pile of stones just on the north edge of the tower. They’ll have to do this quickly, before the “others” show up. Who are the others? Hard to say, but there are things that live in the Ethereal Plane that don’t like intruders. The idea is to imbue the Plow with Ethereal Powers so it can pass through large stones while plowing fields. Once they return with the Enchanted Plow, Marvin will have them load it on a cart, pulled by a very smart Donkey, and send them on their way.
Skill Challenge: Enchant the Plow This skill challenge will require five successes before they’re incapacitated by the others. However they decide to do it, they’ll have to successfully hit the plow with five large stones. Failures will result in strange indiscernible entities attacking them. They do minimal damage but could knock people out if there are enough failures.
Things to Do! - Move Through Marvin’s Tower - Enter the Cabinet - Enchant the Plow
ACT 4: Blinking Goats
Upon returning to Boss with the Plow they will be happily greet and paid. Their Patron will be there and will be very pleased with their success. He will ask them to demonstrate the plow’s abilities. Once they get set up out in the field and begin plowing something weird will happen. Every time they hit a stone and the plow’s power activates an Ethereal Goat will manifest and kick or ram the plow, and then disappear. It will feel very similar to what they encountered in the Ethereal Plane. They’ll have to find a way to deal with the manifestations.ENCOUNTER: Ethereal Goats These goats should function very similarly to Blink Dogs, but I would trim the HP and AC a little to put them in line with the party’s. They will be intent on breaking the Plow not the party, although they will attack the party if they can’t get to the Plow.
Things to Do! - Deliver the Plow - Drive the Plow - Defeat the Ethereal Goats
CLOSE
Once defeated the Boss will come over to yell at them, but the Patron will find the entire thing amusing and more importantly, another impressive demonstration of the player’s skills. He will invite them to the “House” for an important party next week.Chapter 4: High Society
They've definitely been noticed now and have impressed with their ability, unconventional as it may be. They are invited to their patron's home, but not as guests. Though, they might think they were actually invited as guests! They have been brought in to help work the event held out at the Party Field. They will have to gather party supplies, help put up the tent, and then serve the actual guests. During the evening’s entertainment a hypnotist “The Great Dr Hypnotika” will mesmerize the crowd and attempt to rob them all. Hopefully the players don’t fall victim to her schemes. And if they do oh well, they’ll be entertained all the same.ACT 1: Special Delivery
The players arrive at the Patron’s very nice property. They will be greeted by a properly dressed servant with a clipboard, the Party Planner. The Planner will be rigid and direct. They will immediately begin tasking them about. If they mention that they were invited to the party the servant will laugh “You didn’t think you were a guest? Oh dear, how embarrassing. You’re the help! It is still a great honor to be tasked to help at the Party, but you’re not guests. Now as for your current task. Head into town and gather these supplies. Bring them to the field by noon.” After the instructions are given the servant will go back to their tasks and expect the players to do the same. They will have three stops; The Crocked Crow for Food and Beer, Get Nailed for the Tent and Spirits, and Shalana Proud-Breed’s Tailor Shop to pick up the Dry Cleaning. Feel free to make any and all of these go sideways! Its a good place to toss in some shenanigans as well! They should also be introduced to Dr Hypnotika and her associates.Things To do! - Go to their Patron’s Home - Meet the Party Planner and Dr Hypnotika - Run their Errands
NPC: Dr Hypnotika
Dr Hypnotika and her group will perform for the party. Hypnotica is a Tiefling Mezmerist and illusionist. She has an obnoxiously high charisma and some pretty serious skills to back up her claims. However, she uses those skills to beguile her guests, robbing them blind while they are under her spells. She wears a fine robe with a bedazzled headwrap. She has dark upward spiraling horns, light purple skin, and matching eyes. She wears a monocle and walks with a ceremonially carved staff depicting the "Struggles of the Universe". She is extremely persuasive and even more deceptive. Even if someone were to grow suspicious she can easily talk her way out of trouble.
NPCs: Clapper and Bob Hypnotika brings with her two assistants. Clapper the suit wearing Kenku who will perform wondrous displays of mimicry and slight of hand, and her strongman Bob the Kobold. Bob wears a leopard print strongman's outfit and is amazingly swole, particularly for a kobold, and capable of lifting upwards of 400lbs. Bob doesn't do much else other than get hit with things. in the act.
ACT 2: Put up the Tent
After they finish running their errands they will be tasked with putting up a large party tent. This Act is an ongoing Skill Challenge and should have a constantly distracted feel to it. First they have to unpack the tent. Then they have to realize some pieces are missing, they’ll have to form a solution to that problem. After that wind should cause some problems as the tent is at least being pulled up. This is a great moment for some wondrous tom-foolery.Things To do! - Unpack the tent - Deal with missing parts - Secure the tent during the wind gusts
ACT 3: Put These On
After they finish putting up the tent they’ll be sent to the Servant’s Quarters to bathe and change. They’ll get a little time to explore and snoop if they wish. Afterward they’ll be tasked with helping in the kitchen, but unfortunately the cooks are going to have been playing a drinking game all afternoon and are no longer fully capable of doing their jobs. This would make a great moment for some sort of mini-game where the players have to determine whether or not the cooks are doing the right things. Once the dinner has been completed they will have to serve the guests. This is a good place to insert gossip and help them meet a few other folks.Things To do! - Get changed for the party - Deal with the drunk cooks - Serve the guests drinks and food
ACT 4: An Evening to Remember
At some point in the evening things are going to start sliding downhill. Some of the locals will have become extremely inebriated and will need to be encouraged to leave, or just moved off to the side as they’ve already passed out, before the show begins. Once the show begins the locals will become fixated on the goings on. “The Great Dr Hypnotika” will have put an additive in the drinks for the that will make everyone more susceptible to her powers of persuasion. Once the show starts she will have them all doing silly things, those who drank have disadvantage on saves against her powers. She will end the show asking the guests to display their most valuable treasure, a with a hypnotic pattern and then send her assistants out to collect those treasures. The players will have to “do something” about the thieves.Things To do! - Deal with Drunks - Watch the Show - Stop the Criminals
ENCOUNTER: Hypnotika's Gang This encounter doesn't have to be a fight. If Hypnotika is caught she may claim it was all part of the act and simple return the valuables with a "no harm, no foul" type attitude. This will be he go to in an attempt to avoid a fight, but if the character persist in some kind of retribution or punishment the situation will devolve into a combat. Hypnotica herself is an Illusionist Wizard but is low on spells after the show. Clapper is a low level rogue and Bob a Barbarian, and should play out as such. Even with Skills they are combat adverse and will be looking for an opportunity to flee rather than fight. They do have a getaway wagon out front that they'll be headed for if things go south.
CLOSING
We’re assuming the Bumpkins at least attempted to stop the robbery. This will draw a lot of attention to them. Their Patron will be well pleased with them, and let them know they will be getting much more important jobs in the future. The guests will also take note and will begin treating them all a bit better. They’re all essentially Folk Heroes at this point for secondary backgrounds. Their Patron should reward them with something very nice as the party kicks back in. They will need to finish out the nights work of course.Quest-line Closing
Congratulations! Your Players have completed their first Quest-line! Hopefully it was a delightful experience. But now that they've finished what comes next? Well, here are some ideas.*Reward Them! * They've been doing some rather Adventurous things lately, and therefore should now have a Class Level under their belt, so the real D&D world now opens to them! Maybe it is time for some real adventuring gear. No more sticks, stones, and burlap sack armor.
Folk Heroes? There's a good chance that the Valley is Speaking the News about them and their exploits while drinking in the taverns. They may have even earned the actual Folk Hero Feat! Maybe someone would be interested in giving them a task!
Simply Go Exploring! There are a lot of places in Green Valley that we only dipped our toes into. You could have them head down to Stinkmarsh, or maybe climb up the cliffs of Longridge. The world (Well, the Valley) is wholly open to them.
Explore Local Legends There are lots of local legends they can look into! Hopefully they search out something that isn't too far over their heads!
Continue Working for their Patron It would be an easy DM go to simply to have them continue working for their current Patron. They've probably been impressive enough fo a family to be interested in keeping them on.
Establish Themselves as Adventurers! Maybe they want to set up a Adventurers for Hire business? This "Heroes Guild" approach is really appealing to a lot of players and absolutely plays into Bumpkin Quest. Just remember, this is a place of low key problems that locals make really big deals out of. So the idea of slaying dragons shouldn't really be on the table... that is until an actual dragon shows up! Which one day absolutely should.