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2023.05.31 12:03 maximusaemilius Alien reacts to humans keeping pets.

Am I allowed to make a complaint!?
No no, I am not asking…
I was simply warning you that I am going to complain in a very roundabout way.
I don't really care whether you want me to complain or not. I am simply angry at how everything humans do seems to be a direct attempt to make me angry, or scare me half to death. I honestly think it is on purpose, a species cannot feasibly be this reckless if that were not the case. I mean, they bring apex predators into their beds for Sanctum's sake!!!
Here, here let me explain.
The Dog: It basically is just a fucking wolf. Yeah, once upon a time humans cuddled up to the most cunning pack predator in the world and thought it would be fun to bring them inside, and for it to around their kids. I mean are you kidding me!? This creature can grow to over one hundred pounds and has razor sharp K-9 teeth that can rip your throat out. It has a nose that can smell the adrenaline excretions... It can flipping smell fear. In fact, humans say that this creature is domesticated, but may I point out to you that dogs are responsible for killing people all across the world. It's a predator, it wants to eat your face! And before you go saying, well that is only big dogs, the little dogs are worse! They are big killers trapped inside a tiny body and that makes them neurotic and angry and way more willing to just go ahead and chomp your finger right off. And humans LOVE these creatures, they love them. They will dress them up in little sweaters and little shoes, and they will coo over them constantly. It is HORRIFIC. They even give them to disabled people, some of the most vulnerable of their species, and they just hand them an apex predator like it's no big deal!... I'm getting worked up, aren't I?
The cat: So basically, a tiny tiger that still has all the instincts of a big tiger. If it were bigger, it would definitely kill you. Now, luckily for us, the domesticated ones only come in one size, and that size is rather small (for the most part) because if these suckers were big, they would be like tigers or pumas, and they would be more than willing to rip our face off. What is worse, at least with dogs you can argue that they are well tempered and loving, but cats? They hate you, they are using you and they know it, you know it, everyone knows it. They will come up to you to be petted and instead of walking away like a normal creature when they are done, they will just claw you, just claw you no explanation, no apology just claws. And what is WORSE is the people who own cats are even more delusional than the ones that own dogs, because I bet you there is a human reading this right now that says “well my cat is nice”, or another human that thinks “well yeah my cat does this sometimes, but he/she's so cute and I love them anyway”, so there... Humans are blinded by their need to touch and hold fuzzy things.
Horses: Ok, I know this one does not go inside, but hear me out on this one… It is a giant frigging deer-thing that comes in as many sizes as dogs do, and one day some a-hole human decided to hop on one's back and go riding into the sunset, never mind that this thing could kick you into a state of internal hemorrhaging even I would balk at. It is too big to put it away and so you have to let it roam free, but no, instead humans decided to ride it.
Rabbit: Shouldn't you be eating these things? Also, they have clawed back feet, and sometimes they bite. Why do you want one so badly?
Rats: It's a fucking rat!? Like boubonic plague! Is any of that ringing a bell? This thing is literally vermin, its job is to carry diseases and be nasty, and you want to keep one in your child's bedroom!?
Guinea pigs/gerbils/mice: See rats above, I am just saying these things are tiny rats and their job is to carry diseases. It is gross so don't touch them.
Birds: Again, with the disease thing. These guys are flying rats. Ok I get it, humans love cute things that can make noise and talk, but these guys are super loud and expensive to take care of. Just do yourself a solid and let it go, it belongs out in the wild where it can be annoying outside and not inside.
Lizards: I mean ok... Pretty sure these carry diseases too. Also, they will never love you and they are very expensive to keep.
Snake: It's a fucking snake! One of humanities the worst fears, and you WANT one!? This thing has haunted the nightmares of your people for the past couple thousand years, and you want to cuddle it? Plus, you have to feed it dead mice! Some of you have a snake so big that it is capable of swallowing medium-sized animals whole. This is literally the definition of a predator, some of them are even venomous. Why- why-why-why-why do you have one!? WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE!!!??? THE MIND BOGGLES! NO “DANGER NOODLES” ARE NOT CUTE!!!!
Tarantula: Fucking hell! *slamming noises* You guys are just fucking with me now right? Right? Just straight fucking with me. This isn't serious. It can’t be… Like we have come all this way, just for me to learn about this shit. This isn't real, it cannot be real because that would mean that you guys are way stupider than I thought you were... I mean... I can't... Nope I am done I can’t... I draw the line at big ass spiders.
Why hasn't god terminated your species yet!?
Surely natural selection would not encourage you to actively seek out creatures that can kill and eat you…
Why, why, why are you still getting bigger!? Why are you thriving!? Why am I here with you, why did I decide to leave the safety of my own planet!?
*incoherent screaming*
"Why is the human need to touch other living things so damn strong!. What biological purpose is this!?”
”Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahahhhhhhh!!!”
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2023.05.31 12:03 Gage_Unruh Do you think Dead By Daylight would still be around if it NEVER got any of it's current license deals?

So no michael, no freddy, no resident evil, no stranger things, etc would dbd still be around or do you think it would have died off?
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2023.05.31 12:00 maximusaemilius Empyrean Iris: 2-11: Keeping pets (by Charlie Star)

FYI, this is a story COLLECTION. Lots of standalones technically. So, you can basically start to read at any chapter, no pre-read of the other chapters needed technically (other than maybe getting better descriptions of characters than: Adam Vir=human, Krill=antlike alien, Sunny=tall alien, Conn=telepathic alien). The numbers are (mostly) only for organization of posts and continuity.
OC Written by Charlie Stastarrfallknightrise,
Typed up and then posted here by me.
Proofreading and language check for some chapters by u/Finbar9800
Future Lore and fact check done by me.
Pets are cute! I thought we went over this already Krill?
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From the Journal of Biology and Medicine
This research focuses primarily on the ability of the human to interact and bond with different types of species. All over the galaxy it has been seen that humans have the ability to interact with and understand different species around them in ways that are meaningful for both parties. However, a different and more interesting phenomenon witnessed on the human home world is that practice of keeping a "pet”, an animal which is not considered sentient, that is allowed to live and interact with the humans, sometimes sharing their houses, and even sharing their beds. No one knows what underlies this profound urge to bring other creatures into their homes, but it is a practice humans have been participating in for well over four thousand years, perhaps even, since the beginning of their existence.
[…]
Am I allowed to make a complaint!?
No no, I am not asking…
I was simply warning you that I am going to complain in a very roundabout way.
I don't really care whether you want me to complain or not. I am simply angry at how everything humans do seems to be a direct attempt to make me angry, or scare me half to death. I honestly think it is on purpose, a species cannot feasibly be this reckless if that were not the case. I mean, they bring apex predators into their beds for Sanctum's sake!!!
Here, here let me explain.
The Dog: It basically is just a fucking wolf. Yeah, once upon a time humans cuddled up to the most cunning pack predator in the world and thought it would be fun to bring them inside, and for it to around their kids. I mean are you kidding me!? This creature can grow to over one hundred pounds and has razor sharp K-9 teeth that can rip your throat out. It has a nose that can smell the adrenaline excretions... It can flipping smell fear. In fact, humans say that this creature is domesticated, but may I point out to you that dogs are responsible for killing people all across the world. It's a predator, it wants to eat your face! And before you go saying, well that is only big dogs, the little dogs are worse! They are big killers trapped inside a tiny body and that makes them neurotic and angry and way more willing to just go ahead and chomp your finger right off. And humans LOVE these creatures, they love them. They will dress them up in little sweaters and little shoes, and they will coo over them constantly. It is HORRIFIC. They even give them to disabled people, some of the most vulnerable of their species, and they just hand them an apex predator like it's no big deal!... I'm getting worked up, aren't I?
The cat: So basically, a tiny tiger that still has all the instincts of a big tiger. If it were bigger, it would definitely kill you. Now, luckily for us, the domesticated ones only come in one size, and that size is rather small (for the most part) because if these suckers were big, they would be like tigers or pumas, and they would be more than willing to rip our face off. What is worse, at least with dogs you can argue that they are well tempered and loving, but cats? They hate you, they are using you and they know it, you know it, everyone knows it. They will come up to you to be petted and instead of walking away like a normal creature when they are done, they will just claw you, just claw you no explanation, no apology just claws. And what is WORSE is the people who own cats are even more delusional than the ones that own dogs, because I bet you there is a human reading this right now that says “well my cat is nice”, or another human that thinks “well yeah my cat does this sometimes, but he/she's so cute and I love them anyway”, so there... Humans are blinded by their need to touch and hold fuzzy things.
Horses: Ok, I know this one does not go inside, but hear me out on this one… It is a giant frigging deer-thing that comes in as many sizes as dogs do, and one day some a-hole human decided to hop on one's back and go riding into the sunset, never mind that this thing could kick you into a state of internal hemorrhaging even I would balk at. It is too big to put it away and so you have to let it roam free, but no, instead humans decided to ride it.
Rabbit: Shouldn't you be eating these things? Also, they have clawed back feet, and sometimes they bite. Why do you want one so badly?
Rats: It's a fucking rat!? Like boubonic plague! Is any of that ringing a bell? This thing is literally vermin, its job is to carry diseases and be nasty, and you want to keep one in your child's bedroom!?
Guinea pigs/gerbils/mice: See rats above, I am just saying these things are tiny rats and their job is to carry diseases. It is gross so don't touch them.
Birds: Again, with the disease thing. These guys are flying rats. Ok I get it, humans love cute things that can make noise and talk, but these guys are super loud and expensive to take care of. Just do yourself a solid and let it go, it belongs out in the wild where it can be annoying outside and not inside.
Lizards: I mean ok... Pretty sure these carry diseases too. Also, they will never love you and they are very expensive to keep.
Snake: It's a fucking snake! One of humanities the worst fears, and you WANT one!? This thing has haunted the nightmares of your people for the past couple thousand years, and you want to cuddle it? Plus, you have to feed it dead mice! Some of you have a snake so big that it is capable of swallowing medium-sized animals whole. This is literally the definition of a predator, some of them are even venomous. Why- why-why-why-why do you have one!? WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE!!!??? THE MIND BOGGLES! NO “DANGER NOODLES” ARE NOT CUTE!!!!
Tarantula: Fucking hell! *slamming noises* You guys are just fucking with me now right? Right? Just straight fucking with me. This isn't serious. It can’t be… Like we have come all this way, just for me to learn about this shit. This isn't real, it cannot be real because that would mean that you guys are way stupider than I thought you were... I mean... I can't... Nope I am done I can’t... I draw the line at big ass spiders.
Why hasn't god terminated your species yet!?
Surely natural selection would not encourage you to actively seek out creatures that can kill and eat you…
Why, why, why are you still getting bigger!? Why are you thriving!? Why am I here with you, why did I decide to leave the safety of my own planet!?
*incoherent screaming*
"Why is the human need to touch other living things so damn strong!. What biological purpose is this!?”
”Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahahhhhhhh!!!”
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Thanks for reading! As you saw in the title, this is a cross posted story written by starrfallknightrise and I'll just upload some of it here for you guys, if you are interested and want to read ahead, the original story-collection can be found on tumblr or wattpad to read for free. (link above this text under "OC:..." ) It is the Empyrean Iris story collection by starfallknightrise. Also, if you want to know more about the story collection i made an intro post about it, so feel free to check that out to see what other great characters to look forward to! (Link also above this text). I have no affiliations to the author; just thought I’d share some of the great stories you might enjoy a lot!
Obviously, I have Charlie’s permission to post this and for the people already knowing the stories, or starting to read them: If you follow the link and check out the story you will see some differences. I made some small (non-artistic) changes, mainly correcting writing mistakes, pronoun correction and some small additional info here and there of things which were not thought of/forgotten or even were added/changed in later stories (like the “USS->UNSC” prefix of Stabby, Chalar=/->Sunny etc). As well as some "biggemajor" changes in descriptions and info’s for the same stringency/continuity reason. That can be explained by the story collection being, well a story collection at the start with many standalone-stories just starring the same people, but later on it gets more to a stringent storyline with backstories and throwbacks. (For example Adam Vir has some HEAVY scars over his body, following his bones, which were not really talked about up till half the collection, where it says it covers his whole body and you find out via backflash that he had them the whole time and how he got them, they just weren't mentioned before. However, I would think a doctor would at least see these scars before that, especially since he gets analyzed, treated and goes shirtless/in T-shirts in some stories). So TLDR: Writing and some descriptions are slightly changed, with full OK from the author, since he himself did not bother to correct these things before.
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2023.05.31 11:47 Mundane-Confidence67 Please help me out in sorting out my thoughts.

I am not sure if this is the correct space to ask for advice. If not please let me know and I'll delete my post. Writing this out is difficult but I have decided to seek out some advice. So I am a 23F who had moved out last year after getting a job in a different city. I had a strict upbringing and I have never had a proper relationship in college as well. Moving out opened up a new world to me, I decided to try out different things, met people at clubs, opened up an account on bumble and all that. Everything was pretty exciting. I am not a person for whom you would take a double look at, I consider myself pretty average and not having a relationship in college had fucked up my self esteem pretty bad. I lost my virginity to a guy I met on bumble, he was sweet, we decided to keep it casual and I ended it after some months. Now the thing is, I came back home after spending a good 6-8 months in the new city. Coming home made me realise how fast the city life is. After doing some introspection, I realised that even though I slept with someone, went on multiple dates, I never developed an emotional connection. I know that I don't open up easily to strangers and acquaintances but sleeping with someone is a big deal, I had hooked up with someone at some point and it was the same thing. It's not that I don't feel anything, I have friends that I would give up everything for if they asked me to. I am very emotional in some aspects of my life and I still cry after watching some sad movies/dramas. I am a hopeless romantic even.
Why am I not able to develop this emotional connection with new people? Is it not the norm to regret making stupid decisions?
I met a guy at a friend's party, we talked a lot, we clicked and I feel it can develop into something else. Now I fear that divulging all this information will make him think less of me. It's pretty shocking that I am able to separate out the physical and emotional aspect of having sex with someone, I feel like I am gonna lose a good friendship over this and he's gonna judge me.
Can you please help me in sorting out my thoughts?
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2023.05.31 11:41 Alliejam1 ACIM WORKBOOK LESSON 151

LESSON 151. All things are echoes of the Voice for God.
No one can judge on partial evidence. That is not judgment. It is merely an opinion based on ignorance and doubt. Its seeming certainty is but a cloak for the uncertainty it would conceal. It needs irrational defense because it is irrational. And its defense seems strong, convincing, and without a doubt because of all the doubting underneath.
You do not seem to doubt the world you see. You do not really question what is shown you through the body’s eyes. Nor do you ask why you believe it, even though you learned a long while since your senses do deceive. That you believe them to the last detail which they report is even stranger, when you pause to recollect how frequently they have been faulty witnesses indeed! Why would you trust them so implicitly? Why but because of underlying doubt, which you would hide with show of certainty?
How can you judge? Your judgment rests upon the witness that your senses offer you. Yet witness never falser was than this. But how else do you judge the world you see? You place pathetic faith in what your eyes and ears report. You think your fingers touch reality, and close upon the truth. This is awareness that you understand, and think more real than what is witnessed to by the eternal Voice for God Himself.
Can this be judgment? You have often been urged to refrain from judging, not because it is a right to be withheld from you. You cannot judge. You merely can believe the ego’s judgments, all of which are false. It guides your senses carefully, to prove how weak you are; how helpless and afraid, how apprehensive of just punishment, how black with sin, how wretched in your guilt.
This thing it speaks of, and would yet defend, it tells you is yourself. And you believe that this is so with stubborn certainty. Yet underneath remains the hidden doubt that what it shows you as reality with such conviction it does not believe. It is itself alone that it condemns. It is within itself it sees the guilt. It is its own despair it sees in you.
Hear not its voice. The witnesses it sends to prove to you its evil is your own are false, and speak with certainty of what they do not know. Your faith in them is blind because you would not share the doubts their lord can not completely vanquish. You believe to doubt his vassals is to doubt yourself.
Yet you must learn to doubt their evidence will clear the way to recognize yourself, and let the Voice for God alone be Judge of what is worthy of your own belief. He will not tell you that your brother should be judged by what your eyes behold in him, nor what his body’s mouth says to your ears, nor what your fingers’ touch reports of him. He passes by such idle witnesses, which merely bear false witness to God’s Son. He recognizes only what God loves, and in the holy light of what He sees do all the ego’s dreams of what you are vanish before the splendor He beholds.
Let Him be Judge of what you are, for He has certainty in which there is no doubt, because it rests on Certainty so great that doubt is meaningless before Its face. Christ cannot doubt Himself. The Voice for God can only honor Him, rejoicing in His perfect, everlasting sinlessness. Whom He has judged can only laugh at guilt, unwilling now to play with toys of sin; unheeding of the body’s witnesses before the rapture of Christ’s holy face.
And thus He judges you. Accept His Word for what you are, for He bears witness to your beautiful creation, and the Mind Whose Thought created your reality. What can the body mean to Him Who knows the glory of the Father and the Son? What whispers of the ego can He hear? What could convince Him that your sins are real? Let Him be Judge as well of everything that seems to happen to you in this world. His lessons will enable you to bridge the gap between illusions and the truth.
He will remove all faith that you have placed in pain, disaster, suffering and loss. He gives you vision which can look beyond these grim appearances, and can behold the gentle face of Christ in all of them. You will no longer doubt that only good can come to you who are beloved of God, for He will judge all happenings, and teach the single lesson that they all contain.
He will select the elements in them which represent the truth, and disregard those aspects which reflect but idle dreams. And He will reinterpret all you see, and all occurrences, each circumstance, and every happening that seems to touch on you in any way from His one frame of reference, wholly unified and sure. And you will see the love beyond the hate, the constancy in change, the pure in sin, and only Heaven’s blessing on the world.
Such is your resurrection, for your life is not a part of anything you see. It stands beyond the body and the world, past every witness for unholiness, within the Holy, holy as Itself. In everyone and everything His Voice would speak to you of nothing but your Self and your Creator, Who is One with Him. So will you see the holy face of Christ in everything, and hear in everything no sound except the echo of God’s Voice.
We practice wordlessly today, except at the beginning of the time we spend with God. We introduce these times with but a single, slow repeating of the thought with which the day begins. And then we watch our thoughts, appealing silently to Him Who sees the elements of truth in them. Let Him evaluate each thought that comes to mind, remove the elements of dreams, and give them back again as clean ideas that do not contradict the Will of God.
Give Him your thoughts, and He will give them back as miracles which joyously proclaim the wholeness and the happiness God wills His Son, as proof of His eternal Love. And as each thought is thus transformed, it takes on healing power from the Mind which saw the truth in it, and failed to be deceived by what was falsely added. All the threads of fantasy are gone. And what remains is unified into a perfect Thought that offers its perfection everywhere.
Spend fifteen minutes thus when you awake, and gladly give another fifteen more before you go to sleep. Your ministry begins as all your thoughts are purified. So are you taught to teach the Son of God the holy lesson of his sanctity. No one can fail to listen, when you hear the Voice for God give honor to God’s Son. And everyone will share the thoughts with you which He has retranslated in your mind.
Such is your Eastertide. And so you lay the gift of snow-white lilies on the world, replacing witnesses to sin and death. Through your transfiguration is the world redeemed, and joyfully released from guilt. Now do we lift our resurrected minds in gladness and in gratitude to Him Who has restored our sanity to us.
And we will hourly remember Him Who is salvation and deliverance. As we give thanks, the world unites with us and happily accepts our holy thoughts, which Heaven has corrected and made pure. Now has our ministry begun at last, to carry round the world the joyous news that truth has no illusions, and the peace of God, through us, belongs to everyone.
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2023.05.31 11:40 AdditionalTricks Landlord wants me out of the house for two hours for home viewings

Landlord texted me today saying that they are having home viewings tomorrow (for selling the house) and want me to be out the house for two hours.
She's just texted me again and said that this will be a regular thing going forward at weekdays and weekends.
I'm paying a lot of money to rent the room (it's a live in landlord) and this means I'll have to leave to pop out to a cafe or somewhere and wait about while strangers poke around my bedroom. Hate confrontation, but I kinda feel a bit like I'm being taken advantage of, and even wonder whether this is legal.
What would you do in this situation?
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2023.05.31 11:35 BazF91 Jessica: A rant about parenting

Ok mini point: is his name really pronounced "Wan"? Is there not an "h" sound when you say it?
We've had some great kids on 90 day fiance, ones we love and ones that have extremely quotable moments, but I don't think it's ever right to put your kids on reality TV, because even if they want to do it, they have no idea what it really means to just be put out there to have the entire internet speculate about you and your parents forever.
Some people's kids are just incidental, and would only occasionally be featured, but Jessica takes it one step further by having their acceptance of Juan and reactions to the baby news be the MAIN storyline of their segments. That's an insane amount of pressure to put on a kid.
Moreover, they're picky eaters, which everyone knows won't play well on TV, and they've now had two scenes with the kids eating and being fussy or picky. How much do you want to embarrass your kids or yourself by putting them in that situation?
But after this, I'm actually furious with TLC for following through with it. It's one thing when Corey eats a bull penis soup in front of the three ugly sisters, or McDonald's employee Larry passing up on a delicious lechon, but entirely a different thing to put kids through that experience on TV. I cannot imagine how grossed out I'd be as a kid to pull a chickens head out of my soup and have that reaction filmed for entertainment. Juan says he would have been overjoyed to get the head, but Jessica should have honestly stepped in to serve her sons the part of the broth that didn't have anything too wild in it. But really she should have brought some food for them that she knew they would eat. And she shouldn't have subjected them to being embarrassed on TV like that. And TLC shouldn't have filmed it or used it in the first place.
I see bad parenting and low morals production and it's disgusting
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2023.05.31 11:19 Admirable_Ad6231 Good quality Raw Noodles ?

I love cooking Asian food, thing is tho I've used Chings ka noodles till now and jeez- they are so fucking thick it completely ruins the taste.

So my fellow foodies of india , y'all got any recommendations for good quality raw noodles ? Preferably;y something not so thick and chewy
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2023.05.31 11:18 Farabeast A Boston Market completely out of food

Has anyone ever heard of such a thing? These two guys who are always there running the place are like cartoon characters. They practically yell at you when you come in ala the gleeful sushi chefs on Curb Your Enthusiasm. There's literally never anybody else in the place except for them. Frik and Frak. Today, first they were out of milk, then bottled water, then fast forward 2 hours to 8pm (with the closing time at 10pm) and they were out of every single main course. My customer had ordered a half chicken and a whole turkey, and all they had left for me to replace it with was a few scraps of dark meat.
Strangest offer I've fulfilled so far. The customer was perfectly content to take whatever they had lying around to make it add up to his order total. Mostly brownies. And broccoli and mac&cheese that looked distressfully unhealthy with thick dry and brown covering every surface.
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2023.05.31 11:13 LunarLovecraft Struggling with being a manager

I'm really struggling with being a manager. I think it's because I got triggered inadvertently by my staff. Yesterday I had a full blown panic attack because I felt pressured and helpless, I'm just frustrated.
One employee is reminding me of two things in my life that really negatively affected me and traumatized me. My time as a child in school with mean teachers, and my father. I don't know how to direct this stubborn employee and make them listen and work with me. They just go rogue all the time.
I work in admin and I worked my way up in Education to a higher admin role, but now I have to direct and I'm having a hard time with this. I have major imposter syndrome thinking I'm not good enough. I feel like I should just quit even though I'm in a role I like. I'm struggling with self-worth and I'm feeling very negatively about therapy. Every time I go to therapy I've been unsuccessful. I think it's partially my fault for not advocating enough for myself, but they always give me social workers who I find unhelpful in therapy. I think it's because they don't understand the CPTSD thing.
I get very overwhelmed and they seem to always want to dig into the nasty details of my trauma. I don't like talking about what people did to me. I don't find it helpful. It's like beating a dead horse. But I have a hard time when I get into those vulnerable conversations with therapists, or strangers, and it turns into this awful feedback loop of remembering painful memories and losing control of my emotions. I get overwhelmed and feel like I have to prove that I was abused and that it was bad enough to warrant my reaction. I feel like most of the time I'm misunderstood. And frig, I had a therapist who didn't listen to me very well so that didn't help.
Yesterday I had a panic attack because I asked my supervisor about exploring getting rid of the contractual employee who's giving me a hard time because the school mentioned it was possible, and now I feel stupid for even asking. I'm paranoid that he'll think I'm doing this for a personal reason and not because I'm genuinely concerned about the work this person is doing. I'm scared he'll think, or find out, how inadequate I am. (I think I am inadequate)

I wish I knew how to not make everything personal. Or think everyone takes everything personal.
I wish I could just be okay with the fact that I'm only asking and inquiring because I'm new to this job, and that her performance is bad and I'm just curious. But because of how I was raised, I suspect, asking questions feels like a great evil or misdeed, I don't know. I always feel like I must be perfect and do things right, or I want to start over and retreat. I'm feeling that need to start over and retreat.
But for the first time in my life I have a job that I like and has decent pay. I'm not poor anymore with this job and I want it very badly. I want to keep it and I want to run my department well but I have no idea how to manage people. I find I shrink into that child mode talking to teachers (who are my staff and I am a manager, but in my mind it's like oh sh*t they're teachers and I'm helpless here.)
I wish authority hadn't been so mean to me growing up. I wish I could just let it go. I can't, I have no idea what letting it go means. My therapist told me I need to just forgive and forget but that sounds like bullshit. I need to accept myself and that's hard. But I am very sensitive, very emotional and my past has complicated my abilities to do things like manage people. Ugh.
Idk what to do. I just know I need to maybe read up on managing employees, since I'm kind of a bookish person (that's how I got into admin, it's more paperwork than anything but now the manager aspect is new). I wish I knew the steps to take to accept myself more, be okay with making mistakes and allow myself to grow. I wish I could just accept my emotions. Ahhhh. I don't know.
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2023.05.31 11:01 Punkakies Jane Hopper/Eleven vs Jodie Holmes (Stranger Things vs Beyond Two Souls)

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2023.05.31 11:01 BartholomewRoberts1 We had to return shelter puppies

Me (23m) and my girlfriend (21f) decided to provide temporal shelter for two puppies from the dog shelter. Pair was a brother and a sister, both 4 months old, and there were rescued from previous owner, who, among other things, tied their tails so they would fall off since "they shouldn't have tails". It was somewhat a decision made all too quickly, but she's a veterinarian student and truly loves all animals, so we figured we would make it work. We are both students, and this time of the year is just before the final exams you could say, so it was a bit of dumb move to take them in now. They arrived on 28.5. In the afternoon, we had them until an hour ago. They were mostly nice behaving, very playful, likely easy to train (they learn quickly). However, they are too playful and aggressive with biting us and things they should not (flip flops, clothes). Guy that works with the shelter told us a light tap on their head (nurture reasons so they learn quickly), told us there was no other way. We disagreed, both stand for non-force methods, which were confirmed to work much better by my gf's friend from college which is somewhat an expert in dog behavior. Only problem is, non-force methods require a lot of time... time which we do not have currently. We couldn't bring ourself to even yell at them, they were adorable and scared since it's their new temporal home and people. I can tell they loved us so that solidified the fact that they wouldn't be nurtured by force. We decided to return them today. Even though we know that shelter is very nice and spacious, they will not have a better time there than here with us. I cried so much in the last few days just thinking "what if someone never adopts them?" Or similar things. I just wanted them to have a happy life because they have been through so much, and yet this dread that we've only made it worse just consumes me. I will never forget their beautiful, innocent eyes and wonderful little souls. I am not writing this to gain sympathy, I am actually writing this expecting at least one person telling me how horrible I am. I want to hear it. This was just a share of my personal thoughts for some strangers without any other reason than getting ostracized by normal people, and to get it off my chest I guess..
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2023.05.31 10:54 MSDuarte7 Chapter 390's spoilers leaks!

Bakugou got his Rising in first War and now Shoto... When Deku will get One?
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2023.05.31 10:48 gummygz Help me find my perception functions!

Naturally, this isn’t a foolproof way to find type. The main purpose of this is to gather new perspectives to aid my own evaluation. I will be happy with comments that outline any impression you may have about my personality, even if you don’t point out a specific perceiving axis. Order: Si, Se, Ne, Ni
Si
Affirmative:
Negative:
Se
Affirmative:
(Negative)
Ne:
Affirmative
Negative:
Ni:
Affirmative:
Negative:
feel free to ask questions
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2023.05.31 10:33 JoshAsdvgi The Enchanted Moccasins

The Enchanted Moccasins

The Enchanted Moccasins

A long, long time ago, a little boy was living with his sister entirely alone in an uninhabited country, far out in the north-west.
He was called the Boy that carries the Ball on his Back, from an idea that he possessed supernatural powers.
This boy was in the habit of meditating alone, and asking within himself, whether there were other beings similar to themselves on the earth.
When he grew up to manhood, he inquired of his sister whether she knew of any human beings beside themselves.
She replied that she did; and that there was, at a great distance, a large village.
As soon as he heard this, he said to his sister, “I am now a young man and very much in want of a companion;” and he asked his sister to make him several pairs of moccasins.
She complied with his request; and as soon as he received the moccasins, he took up his war-club and set out in quest of the distant village.
He traveled on till he came to a small wigwam, and on looking into it he discovered a very old woman sitting alone by the fire.
As soon as she saw the stranger, she invited him in, and thus addressed him:
“My poor grandchild, I suppose you are one of those who seek for the distant village, from which no person has ever yet returned.
Unless your guardian is more powerful than the guardians of those who have gone before you, you will share a similar fate to theirs.
Be careful to provide yourself with the invisible bones they use in the medicine-dance, for without these you can not succeed.”
After she had thus spoken, she gave him the following directions for his journey:
“When you come near to the village which you seek, you will see in the center a large lodge, in which the chief of the village, who has two daughters, resides.
Before the door there is a great tree, which is smooth and without bark.
On this tree, about the height of a man from the ground, is hung a small lodge, in which these two false daughters dwell.
It is here that so many have been destroyed, and among them your two elder brothers.
Be wise, my grandchild, and abide strictly by my directions.”
The old woman then gave to the young man the bones which were to secure his success; and she informed him with great care how he was to proceed.
Placing them in his bosom, Onwee Bahmondang, or the Wearer of the Ball, continued his journey, and kept eagerly on until he arrived at the village of which he was in search; and as he was gazing around him, he saw both the tree and the lodge which the old woman had mentioned.
He at once bent his steps for the tree, and approaching, he endeavored to reach the suspended lodge.
But all his efforts were in vain; for as often as he attempted to reach it, the tree began to tremble, and it soon shot up so that the lodge could hardly be perceived.
He bethought him of his guardian, and invoking his aid, and changing himself into a squirrel, he mounted nimbly up again, in the hope that the lodge would not now escape him.
Away shot the lodge, climb as briskly as he might.
Panting, and out of breath, he remembered the instructions of the old woman, and drawing from his bosom one of the bones, he thrust it into the trunk of the tree, and rested himself to be ready to start again.
As often as he wearied of climbing, for even a squirrel can not climb forever, he repeated the little ceremony of the bones; but whenever he came near the lodge and put forth his hand to touch it, the tree would shoot up as before, and carry the lodge up far beyond his reach.
At length the bones being all gone, and the lodge well-nigh out of sight, he began to despair, for the earth, too, had long since vanished entirely from his view.
Summoning his whole heart, he resolved to try once more.
On and up he went, and, as soon as he put forth his hand to touch it, the tree again shook, and away went the lodge.
One more endeavor, brave Onwee, and in he goes; for having now reached the arch of heaven, the fly-away lodge could go no higher.
Onwee entered the lodge with a fearless step, and he beheld the two wicked sisters sitting opposite each other.
He asked their names.
The one on his left hand called herself Azhabee, and the one on the right, Negahnabee.
After talking with them a little while, he discovered that whenever he addressed the one on his left hand, the tree would tremble as before and settle down to its former place; but when he addressed the one on his right hand, it would again shoot upward.
When he thus perceived that by addressing the one on his left hand that the tree would descend, he continued to do so until it had again settled down to its place near the earth. Then seizing his war-club, he said to the sisters:
“You who have caused the death of so many of my brethren I will now put an end to, and thus have revenge for those you have destroyed.”
As he spoke this he raised the club, and with one blow laid the two wicked women dead at his feet.
Onwee then descended, and learning that these sisters had a brother living with their father, who had shared all together in the spoils of all such as the wicked sisters had betrayed, and who would now pursue him for having put an end to their wicked profits, Onwee set off at random, not knowing whither he went.
The father coming in the evening to visit the lodge of his daughters, discovered what had happened.
He immediately sent word to his son that his sisters had been slain, and that there were no more spoils to be had, which greatly inflamed the young man’s temper, especially the woeful announcement at the close.
“The person who has done this,” said the brother, as soon as he had reached the spot, chafing and half beside himself at the gloomy prospect of having no more travelers to strip, “must be that boy who carries the ball on his back.
I know his mode of going about his business, and since he would not allow himself to be killed by my sisters, he shall have the honor of dying by my hand.
I will pursue him and have revenge.”
“It is well, my son,” replied the father; “the spirit of your life grant you success.
I counsel you to be wary in the pursuit. Bahmondang is a cunning youth.
It is a strong spirit who has put him on to do this injury to us, and he will try to deceive you in every way.
Above all, avoid tasting food till you succeed; for if you break your fast before you see his blood, your power will be destroyed.”
The son took this fatherly advice all in good part, except that portion which enjoined upon him to abstain from staying his stomach; but over that he made a number of wry faces, for the brother of the two wicked sisters had, among numerous noble gifts, a very noble appetite.
Nevertheless, he took up his weapons and departed in pursuit of Onwee Bahmondang, at the top of his speed.
Onwee finding that he was closely followed, climbed up into one of the tallest trees, and shot forth the magic arrows with which he had provided himself.
Seeing that his pursuer was not turned back by his arrows, Onwee renewed his flight; and when he found himself hard pressed, and his enemy close behind him, he transformed himself into the skeleton of a moose that had been killed, whose flesh had come off from his bones.
He then remembered the moccasins which his sister had given him, and which were enchanted.
Taking a pair of them, he placed them near the skeleton.
“Go,” said he to them, “to the end of the earth.”
The moccasins then left him, and their tracks remained.
The angry brother at length came to the skeleton of the moose, when he perceived that the track he had been long pursuing did not stop there, so he continued to follow it up till he arrived at the end of the earth, where, for all his trouble, he found only a pair of moccasins.
Vexed that he had been outwitted by following a pair of moccasins instead of their owner, who was the object of his pursuit, he bitterly complained, resolving not to give up his revenge, and to be more wary in scrutinizing signs.
He then called to mind the skeleton he had met with on his way, and concluded that it must be the object of his search.
He retraced his steps toward the skeleton, but to his surprise it had disappeared, and the tracks of the wearer of the ball were in another direction.
He now became faint with hunger, and lost heart; but when he remembered the blood of his sisters, and that he should not be allowed to enjoy a meal, nor so much as a mouthful, until he had put an end to Onwee Bahmondang, he plucked up his spirits and determined again to pursue.
Onwee, finding that he was closely followed, and that the hungry brother was approaching very fast, changed himself into a very old man, with two daughters, and living in a large lodge in the center of a beautiful garden, which was filled with every thing that could delight the eye, or was pleasant to the taste.
He made himself appear so very old as to be unable to leave his lodge, and to require his daughters to bring him food and wait on him, as though he had been a mere child.
The garden also had the appearance of old age, with its ancient bushes and hanging branches and decrepit vines loitering lazily about in the sun.
The brother kept on until he was nearly starved and ready to sink to the earth.
He exclaimed, with a long-drawn and most mournful sigh, “Oh! I will forget the blood of my sisters, for I am starving.
Oh! oh!”
But again he thought of the blood of his sisters, and what a fine appetite he would have if he should ever be allowed to eat any thing again, and once more he resolved to pursue, and to be content with nothing short of the amplest revenge.
He pushed on till he came to the beautiful garden. He advanced toward the lodge.
As soon as the fairy daughters perceived him they ran and told their father that a stranger approached.
Their father replied, “Invite him in, my children, invite him in.”
They did so promptly, and, by the command of their father, they boiled some corn, and prepared several other palatable dishes.
The savor was most delicious to the nostrils of the hungry brother, who had not the least suspicion of the sport that was going on at his expense.
He was faint and weary with travel, and he felt that he could endure fasting no longer; for his appetite was terribly inflamed by the sight of the choice food that was steaming before him.
He fell to and partook heartily of the meal; and, by so doing, he was overcome, and lost his right of revenge.
All at once he forgot the blood of his sisters, and even the village of his nativity, and his father’s lodge, and his whole past life.
He ate so keenly, and came and went to the choice dishes so often, that drowsiness at length overpowered him, and he soon fell into a profound sleep.
Onwee Bahmondang watched his opportunity, and as soon as he saw that the false brother’s sleep was sound, he resumed his youthful form, and sent off the two fairy daughters and the old garden; and drawing the magic-ball from his back, which turned out to be a great war-club, he fetched the slumbering brother a mighty blow, which sent him away too; and thus did Onwee Bahmondang vindicate his title as the Wearer of the Ball.
When Onwee swung around, with the great force and weight of the club with which he had dispatched the brother of the two wicked women, he found himself in a large village, surrounded by a great crowd of people.
At the door of a beautiful lodge stood his sister, smiling, and ready to invite him in.
Onwee entered, and hanging up his war-club and the enchanted moccasins, which he had recovered, he rested from his labors, and smoked his evening pipe, with the admiration and approval of the whole world.
With one exception only, Onwee Bahmondang had the hearty praises of all the people.
Now it happened that there lived in this same village an envious and boastful fellow, who had been once a chief, but coming home always badly whipped, he was put out of office, and now spent his time about the place mainly, in proclaiming certain great things which he had in his eye, and which he meant to do—one of these days.
This man’s name was Ko-ko, the Owl; and hearing much of the wonderful achievements of the Wearer of the Ball, Ko-ko put on a big look, and announced that he was going to do something extraordinary himself.
Onwee Bahmondang, he said, had not half done his work, and he, Ko-ko, meant to go on the ground and finish it up as it should be.
He began by procuring an oak ball, which he thrust down his back, and, confident in its magical powers, he, too, called himself the Wearer of the Ball.
In fact it was the self-same ball that Onwee had employed, except that the magic had entirely gone out of it. Coming by night in the shadow of the lodge, he thrust his arm in at the door, and stealthily possessed himself of the enchanted moccasins.
He would have taken away Onwee’s war-club too, if he could have carried it; but although he was twice the size and girth of Onwee, he had not the strength to lift it; so he borrowed a club from an old chief, who was purblind, and mistook Ko-ko for his brother who was a brave man; and raising a terrible tumult with his voice, and a great dust with his heels, Ko-ko set out.
He had traveled all day, when he came to a small wigwam, and on looking into it, he discovered a very old woman sitting alone by the fire; just as Onwee had before.
This is the wigwam, said Ko-ko, and this is the old woman.
“What are you looking for?” asked the old woman.
“I want to find the lodge with the wicked young women in it, who slay travellers and steal their trappings,” answered Ko-ko.
“You mean the two young women who lived in the flying lodge?” said the old woman.
“The same,” answered Ko-ko. “I am going to kill them.”
With this he gave a great flourish with his borrowed club, and looked desperate and murderous as he could.
“They were slain yesterday by the Wearer of the Ball,” said the old woman.
Ko-ko looked around for the door in a very owlish way, and heaving a short hem from his chest, he acknowledged that he had heard something to that effect down in one of the villages.
“But there’s the brother. I’ll have a chance at him,” said Ko-ko.
“He is dead too,” said the old woman.
“Is there nobody then left for me to kill?” cried Ko-ko.
“Must I then go back without any blood upon my hands?”
He made as if he could shed tears over his sad mishap.
“The father is still living; and you will find him in the lodge, if you have a mind to call on him. He would like to see the Owl,” the old woman added.
“He shall,” replied Ko-ko.
“Have you any bones about the house; for I suppose I shall have to climb that tree.”
“Oh, yes; plenty,” answered the old woman.
“You can have as many as you want.”
And she gave him a handful of fish-bones, which Ko-ko, taking them to be the Invisible Tallies which had helped Onwee Bahmondang in climbing the magical tree, thrust into his bosom.
“Thank you,” said Ko-ko; taking up his club and striding toward the door.
“Will you not have a little advice,” said the old woman.
“This is a dangerous business you are going on.”
Ko-ko turned about and laughed to scorn the proposal, and putting forth his right foot from the lodge first, an observance in which he had great hopes, he started for the lodge of the wicked father.
Ko-ko ran very fast, as if he feared he should lose the chance of massacring any member of the wicked family, until he came in sight of the lodge hanging upon the tree.
He then slackened his pace, and crept forward with a wary eye lest somebody might chance to be looking out at the door.
All was, however, still up there; and Ko-ko clasped the tree and began to climb.
Away went the lodge, and up went Ko-ko, puffing and panting, after it.
And it was not a great while before the Owl had puffed and panted away all the wind he had to spare; and yet the lodge kept flying aloft, higher, higher.
What was to be done!
Ko-ko of course bethought him of the bones, for that was just what, as he knew, had occurred to Onwee Bahmondang under the like circumstances.
He had the bones in his bosom; and now it was necessary for him to be a squirrel.
He immediately called on several guardian spirits whom he knew of by name, and requested them to convert him into a squirrel.
But not one of all them seemed to pay the slightest attention to his request; for there he hung, the same heavy-limbed, big-headed, be-clubbed, and be-blanketed Ko-ko as ever.
He then desired that they would turn him into an opossum; an application which met with the same luck as the previous one.
After this he petitioned to be a wolf, a gophir, a dog, or a bear—if they would be so obliging.
The guardian spirits were either all deaf, or indifferent to his wishes, or absent on some other business.
Ko-ko, in spite of all his begging and supplication and beseeching, was obliged to be still Ko-ko.
“The bones, however,” he said, to himself, “are good.
I shall get a nice rest, at any rate, if I am forced to climb as I am.”
With this he drew out one of the bones from his bosom, and shouting aloud, “Ho! ho! who is there?” he thrust it into the trunk of the tree, and would have indulged himself in a rest; but being no more than a common fish-bone, without the slightest savor of magic in it, it snapped with Ko-ko, who came tumbling down, with the door of the lodge which he had shaken loose, rattling after him.
“Ho! ho! who is there?” cried the wicked father, making his appearance at the opening and looking down.
“It is I, Onwee Bahmondang!” cried Ko-koor, thinking to frighten the wicked father.
“Ah! it is you, is it? I will be there presently,” called the old man. “Do not be in haste to go away!”
Ko-ko, observing that the old man was in earnest, scrambled up from the ground, and set off promptly at his highest rate of speed.
When he looked back and saw that the wicked father was gaining upon him, Ko-koor mounted a tree, as had Onwee Bahmondang before, and fired off a number of arrows, but as they were no more than common arrows, he got nothing by it, but was obliged to descend, and run again for life.
As he hurried on he encountered the skeleton of a moose, into which he would have transformed himself, but not having the slightest confidence in any one of all the guardians who should have helped him, he passed on.
The wicked father was hot in pursuit, and Ko-koor was suffering terribly for lack of wind, when luckily he remembered the enchanted moccasins.
He could not send them to the end of the earth, as had Onwee Bahmondang.
“I will improve on that dull fellow,” said Ko-ko.
“I will put them on myself.”
Accordingly, Ko-ko had just time to draw on the moccasins when the wicked father came in sight.
“Go now!” cried Ko-ko, giving orders to the enchanted moccasins; and go they did; but to the astonishment of the Owl, they turned immediately about in the way in which the wicked father, now, very furious, was approaching.
“The other way! the other way!” cried Ko-ko.
Cry as loud as he would, the enchanted moccasins would keep on in their own course; and before he could shake himself out of them, they had run him directly into the face of the wicked father.
“What do you mean, you Owl?” cried the wicked father, falling upon Ko-ko with a huge club, and counting his ribs at every stroke.
“I can not help it, good man,” answered Ko-ko.
“I tried my best—”
Ko-ko would have gone the other way, but the enchanted moccasins kept hurrying him forward. “Stand off, will you?” cried the old man.
By this time, allowing the wicked father chance to bestow no more than five-and-twenty more blows upon Ko-ko, the moccasins were taking him past.
“Stop!” cried the old man again. “You are running away.
Ho! ho! you are a coward!”
“I am not, good man,” answered Ko-ko, carried away by the magical shoes, “I assure you.” But ere he could finish his avowal, the moccasins had hurried him out of sight.
“At any rate, I shall soon be home at this speed,” said Ko-koor to himself.
The moccasins seemed to know his thoughts; for just then they gave a sudden leap, slipped away from his feet, and left the Owl flat upon his back! while they glided home by themselves, to the lodge of Onwee Bahmondang, where they belonged.
A party of hunters passing that way after several days, found Ko-ko sitting among the bushes, looking greatly bewildered; and when they inquired of him how he had succeeded with the wicked father at the lodge, he answered that he had demolished the whole establishment, but that his name was not Ko-ko, but Onwee Bahmondang; saying which, he ran away into the woods, and was never seen more.
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2023.05.31 10:31 JoshAsdvgi THE ENCHANTED HORSE

THE ENCHANTED HORSE

THE ENCHANTED HORSE
( MALECITE )

There was once an old man that had a son named Louis who used to go hunting to support his parents, for they were very poor.
One day while he was hunting, a gentleman came to visit his parents.
This gentleman offered the old man a beaver hat full of gold for his son, and promised to take good care of the boy, whose only duties should be to tend the gentleman's horses.
"In about twenty years you will get your son back," said he.
The old man communicated the offer of the gentleman to his wife.
She, however, was not anxious to accept it.
Then the old man, goaded by the thoughts of their poverty, tried to persuade her, and he finally accepted the offer against his wife's inclinations.
The gentleman waited for Louis to arrive, and then he took him away.
When he arrived at his home, he showed the boy over his house, and gave him permission to eat and drink whatever he cared to.
He also showed him two pots,--one full of gold and the other full of silver,--which he told Louis not to touch.
Later he took him to the stable where he kept the horses, and showed him a black horse in the farthest stall, telling him to be very particular about caring for that horse.
Among other things, he gave him orders to wash him three times, and to take him to water three times every day.
Then he pointed out to him a gray horse, and ordered him to beat him three times a day, to give him very little to eat, and to water him only once in twenty-four hours.
Further, he told him never to take the bridle off that gray horse.
After this, he told Louis that he was going on a journey, and would not return for a few weeks.
Louis carried out the gentleman's instructions, and, when two weeks had passed, the gentleman returned.
The first thing he did was to go into the stable and examine his horses.
He was well pleased with the looks of his black horse, and was also pleased to note that the gray one was looking very poorly.
While they were returning to the house together, the gentleman began to play with Louis, who noted that he had a knife in his hand, and was not surprised when his finger was soon cut by it.
The gentleman, however, apologized, and, taking a bottle out of his pocket, rubbed a little of the liquid on Louis' finger.
Louis was greatly surprised to find that his finger was at once entirely healed.
Later in the day, he told Louis that he was going away again (for a week, this time), and told him to be careful to treat the horses as he had done before.
When he had gone, Louis' curiosity got the better of him.
He took the cover off the pots, and dipped his finger into the golden liquid.
When he pulled it out, lo, and behold! his finger was changed to gold.
At once he saw that his master would know what he had done, and, to hide his finger, he wrapped it up in a piece of rag.
In addition, Louis' pity overcame him, and he did not beat the gray horse.
At the end of the week, the gentleman returned and asked Louis how the horses were.
He was well satisfied after his inspection of the stable.
Again he began to play with Louis, his knife in his hand.
While he was playing with him, he noticed that Louis' finger was wrapped up, and he inquired of Louis what was the matter with his finger.
Louis replied that he had cut it.
The gentleman pulled the rag off, and seeing that Louis' finger had turned to gold, he knew that Louis had been meddling with the pots.
He became very angry, and grasped Louis' finger, twisted it, pulled it off, and threw it back into the pot, warning Louis not to touch the pots again.
He played with him as before, and again cut him on the hand.
A second time he applied the liquid, and again the boy's hand was healed immediately.
He again told Louis that he was going away, and would be gone for three weeks, and ordered him to beat the gray horse on this occasion five times each day.
That day Louis watered the horses, and, noticing that the gray horse could hardly drink any water with the bit in his mouth, he took pity on him, removed the bridle, and gave the horse a good drink.
When the horse lifted his head from the brook and looked at Louis, he had a man's face on him and he spoke to Louis as follows:"You have saved me.
If you do as I tell you, we both shall be saved.
The master is not a man, but the Devil.
He came to my parents as he did to yours, and bought me with a beaver hat full of money.
Every time he comes and cuts you, he is trying you to see if you are fat enough to be killed. When he returns this time, he will again try you, and, if he finds that you are not fat enough, he will turn you into a horse.
If you are fat enough, he will kill you.
If you do as I tell you, Louis, we both shall be saved.
Now feed me as well as you can for two weeks; put my bridle on the black horse, and beat him five times a day.
In short, give him the treatment which was destined for me."
Louis did as the Gray Horse requested, and the animal began to recover his lost weight.
The black horse lost weight rapidly.
After the two weeks were up, the gray horse was in good condition; the black horse was very poorly.
"Now," said the Gray Horse," the Devil suspects that things have not gone properly, and he is returning.
Now we must prepare speedily to leave.
Since his black horse is very swift, you must go and cut his legs off: cut the left foreleg off below the knee; cut the right fore-leg off away above the knee; cut the right hind-leg off below the knee; and the left hind-leg, away above the knee.
He will not then be able to travel so fast, for his legs will be short and of different lengths."
When Louis had completed his task, the Gray Horse told him to go to the house and get the pots of silver and gold; and, on Louis' return with them, the Horse told Louis to dip his tail in the silver pot, and to dip his mane and ears in the gold one.
"And you dip your hair into the gold pot," said the Horse, "and stick your little fingers into the metal.
Take the saddle and put it on me, but, before we start, go into the house and get three grains of black corn which he has upon his shelf, and take his flint, steel, and punk.
Take, also, an awl, that round pebble which comes from the seashore, and then take that wisp of hay which is pointed."
Louis did as the Horse bade him, and then mounted on his back and rode away.
The Devil returned two days after they had started, and, when he saw that the gray horse had gone and the black horse was mutilated, he knew what had taken place.
This enraged him very much, and he at once began to think how he could outwit the fugitives.
Finally he set out in pursuit.
After Louis and the Gray Horse had been gone several days, the Gray Horse spoke to the boy, and said, "The Devil and the black horse are pretty close.
You did not cut his legs short enough.
Give me one of those grains of black corn, and I'll go a little faster."
Louis gave him one of the grains of black corn, and the Gray Horse traveled much faster. After a few days had passed, the Horse again said,
"Louis, he is getting very close.
You will have to give me another grain."
So Louis gave him a second grain, and the Gray Horse increased his speed.
Three days later, the Gray Horse said to Louis, "Give me the last grain.
He is getting very close."
After three more days, the Gray Horse again spoke, and said, "Louis, he is very close.
Throw the awl behind you."
Louis did as he was told, and the Horse said, "Now, that awl has made a great field of thorn-bushes grow, many miles in extent."
When the Devil rode up, he was going so fast that he rode right in among the thorns, and got his horse out only after a great deal of trouble.
By the time he had extricated his.
horse and had ridden around the field, Louis had gained a great distance over him.
"Louis, he is getting very close," said the Horse some days later.
"Throw back the flint."
Louis obeyed him, with the result that, when the Devil came up, he was confronted by a high wall of bare rock, which extended for miles.
He was forced to go around this, and, when he once more took up the trail, Louis had gained many more miles on him.
After a couple of days, the Gray Horse said, "Louis, we have only two things left, and I am afraid that we are going to have a hard time."
"I think," said Louis, "we had better throw the punk behind."
With that he threw the punk behind him.
When it struck the ground, it immediately burst into flame, starting a forest fire which extended many miles.
When the Devil arrived, he was going too fast to avoid riding into the fire, and this caused him great trouble.
He had to go many miles out of his way to avoid the fire, and this delay enabled the fugitives to make a material gain in distance.
In two or three days the Devil had regained the distance that he had lost.
The Gray Horse now said to Louis, "I am afraid that he is going to overtake us before we can reach the sea.
He is gaining rapidly upon us, and is now very close.
You had better throw the pebble behind you; it is the only chance left us."
Louis threw the pebble behind them; and the result was that a great lake appeared, which extended over many square miles.
The Devil rode up to the lake, and, knowing whither they had gone, he travelled around it. This manœuvre cost the Devil the loss of many valuable miles, for Louis and the Gray Horse were by this time quite close to the sea.
"He is still gaining on us." said the Gray Horse. "I'm getting very tired."
Looking ahead, Louis could see the ocean, and turning around, he could see the Devil coming, gaining on them all the time.
"Louis, I am afraid he is going to overtake us," said the Horse.
Now, Louis did not understand what advantage it would be for them to arrive at the sea; but this was soon apparent.
They did manage to reach the seashore ahead of the Devil, however, when the Gray Horse said, "Louis, throw out that wisp of hay."
Louis pushed it out, and, behold! as he thrust it, the wisp of hay was converted into a bridge.
They immediately rode out upon this, and as they passed over it, the bridge folded up behind them!
The Devil did not reach the sea until they were a safe distance from the shore.
"It was very lucky," the Devil said, "that you took my bridge with you, or I would have eaten you two for my dinner! "
Now, Louis and his horse continued to cross the bridge until they came to the land on the other side.
While travelling along through this new country, they discovered a cave.
"Now," the Gray Horse said to Louis, "you stable me in here, and go up to the king's house and see if you cannot get work.
Wrap up your head in order that your hair may not be seen, and do the same to your little fingers.
When you arrive there, go and lie with your face down behind the kitchen, and wait until they throw out the dish-water.
They will ask you what you want.
Tell them that you desire work, and that you are a good gardener.
Do not forget to comb your hair once a day in the garden, where they cannot see you."
The young man did all the Gray Horse suggested, and, when one of the maids threw out some dish-water behind the kitchen, she noticed him, and straightway notified the king.
His Majesty ordered the youth to be brought before him, and, when Louis had come, the king inquired into his identity and his desires.
Louis told the king that he wanted work, and the king employed him as a gardener, because Louis claimed greater ability than the other gardeners.
Every noon he would seclude himself to comb his hair, and then he would tie up his head again in the cloth.
Although he was quite handsome, he did not look well with his head tied up in this manner. His work, moreover, was so excellent that the king soon noticed an improvement in the garden.
One day, while he was combing his hair, the princess looked out of her window, and saw Louis' hair.
She noticed that the hair was all of gold; and the light from it shone into her room as it would if reflected from a mirror.
Louis did not notice her, and, when he had completed his toilet, he wrapped up his head again and went away, leaving the princess enchanted by his looks.
During the same afternoon, while he was working near the palace, the princess dropped a note down to him.
Louis did not see it, and therefore did not pay any attention to it.
She then dropped several more, one after another; but he paid no attention to them.
The next day, he thought he would go down and see his horse.
When he arrived at the cave, the Gray Horse inquired what had happened.
Louis related the few events to him; but the Gray Horse told him that that was not all, for he had not noticed the princess looking at him when he was combing his hair.
"To-morrow," said the Horse, "the king will ask you if you are descended of royal blood.
You tell him that you are the child of poor parents.
There is a prince who wants to marry the princess; but she does not love him.
When you go back to work in the garden, the princess will drop notes to you again, but don't touch them.
Louis, in time you shall marry her, but don't forget me."
Louis returned, and the princess again dropped him notes; but he ignored them.
In the meantime the prince had come to see the princess, and he made arrangements with the king to marry his daughter.
The princess, however, would not look at the prince.
The king demanded of his daughter why she did not want to see the prince, and she told him that she desired to marry the gardener.
The king became very angry; he declared that she could not marry the poor beggar.
"Did you not always say that you would give me anything I wanted?" she asked of the king.
"Yes," answered he; "but you must marry a prince."
She again refused to marry the prince.
At this, the king became very angry, and went out to tell his wife what the princess had said.
"I think the gardener is a prince in disguise," the queen said to the king.
The king summoned Louis into his presence; and the young man, obeying, came into the midst of the royalty and nobility of the palace, with his head still covered.
The king asked him if he was of royal blood.
"No," he replied. "I am the son of poor parents."
The king then dismissed him.
The princess, however, contrived a means to marry Louis, and, when the ceremony was over, they went back to the king.
She told her father what she had done, and asked for her dowry.
He told her that her dowry should be the pig-pen in which he fattened his hogs; and he drove them from the palace with nothing more.
The queen was in tears at the way the king treated their daughter; but he was obdurate.
The princess and Louis had to subsist on what little the queen could send them.
Soon the princess said to Louis, "We had better go to the place where your parents live."
"No," said Louis, "we must go where the king sends us, for his will is my pleasure."
So they went to the pig-pen and fixed up a place to sleep.
Every day the princess went to the palace, and the servants there would give her what was left from the table.
This continued for several weeks, until, one day, Louis thought of his Horse. He went over to the cave to find out how he was doing.
"Well, Louis, I see that you are married, and that your father-in-law is treating you pretty badly," the Horse said to him.
"Now you look in my left ear, and you will see a cloth folded up."
Louis did as directed; and the Gray Horse continued, "Take the cloth.
At meal-time unfold it, and you will find inside all sorts of food of the finest kind.
Come back and see me tomorrow."
Louis returned to his hog-pen, where his wife had the leavings from the palace table arranged for supper.
"Take this cloth and unfold it," said he.
And when she unfolded it, she was amazed to see delicious food and fine wines all ready to eat and drink.
This was the first decent meal that they had eaten since they were married.
The next day he again went back to see the Horse, who asked Louis if he had heard any news.
Louis said that he had not.
"Well," said the Gray Horse, "I did. Your father-in-law is going to war to-morrow, because his daughter did not marry the prince to whom she was betrothed. Louis, you had better go too.
Send your wife up to borrow a horse and arms, and you go with him."
On returning to his hog-pen, Louis told his wife what he had heard and what he wished her to do.
So she went up to the castle to borrow a horse and armor.
The king at first refused to give it; but the queen finally persuaded him to loan his son-in-law a horse.
Thus Louis was equipped with a gray mare and an old sword.
Louis accepted this; and the next morning, when the king started with his followers, Louis went forth mounted on the gray mare.
He found, however, that she was too old to carry him: so he rode her down to the cave. There the Gray Horse told him to look in his right ear for a little box.
Louis did so, and found the article.
On opening this box, he found a ring inside it.
The Horse told him that he could now get anything he wished for, and directed him to wish for arms and armor better than the king's own.
Louis did so, and the armor immediately appeared.
When Louis had donned it, the Gray Horse told him to comb his mane and tail; and after this was done, they started, quite resplendent.
While they were passing the pig-pen, Louis' wife, mistaking him for a foreign king, begged him not to kill her father, and Louis promised not to hurt the old gentleman.
The fight was already raging when Louis arrived, and the enemy was pressing the king hard; but he came at just the right time, and turned the tide of the battle.
Not recognizing him, the king thanked him (a strange prince, as he thought) for his assistance; and the two rode back together.
On the way they began to race; for the king was proud of his steed, and was fond of showing him off.
Louis, however, far out-distanced him, and rode on to the cave, where he unsaddled his horse, resumed his old clothes, and tied up his head.
Before he departed, the Gray Horse told him that the king would go to war again on the morrow, and that he, Louis, should once more borrow the horse and sword.
He took the old gray mare and the sword back to the pig-pen.
His wife inquired eagerly how her father had fared.
Louis answered that the king had been successful, and told her to take the horse and the sword back to the palace.
When she arrived, she told her father that her husband wished her to thank him for the horse and the sword.
Whereupon the king inquired if Louis had been present at the battle, for, he said, he had not seen him.
The princess replied that he had indeed been there; and truly, if it had not been for Louis, the king would not have won the battle.
The king replied that he was sure that Louis was not there, or else he would have seen him; and he persisted in this view.
The princess, being unable to convince her father, returned to the pig-pen.
When the princess had left, the queen said that Louis must have been in the fight, for, if he had not been there, he would not have known about it.
"Was there no stranger there?" she asked.
"Yes," returned the king. "
There was a strange prince there, who helped me."
"Well," said the queen, "that must have been your son-in-law."
Back in the pig-pen, the princess told her husband that the king was saying that he had not been at the battle.
"If it had not been for me," Louis replied, "the king would not have won the battle."
And so the matter was dropped.
The next morning he sent his wife up to borrow the horse and equipment again.
The king gave his daughter the same outfit.
Again Louis went to the cave, where he again changed horses and armor.
Once more, when he passed his hovel, his wife did not recognize him.
When Louis arrived, the battle was going against the king, as on the former occasion; but the young man a second time turned the tide in favor of his father-in-law.
After the battle was over, Louis and the king rode back together.
The king wished to find out who this prince might be, and he determined to put a mark on him, so that he would recognize him again.
He took out his sword to show how he had overcome one of his adversaries in battle, and stabbed his son-in-law in the leg.
A piece of the king's sword had broken off, and was left in the wound.
The king pretended to be very sorry, and tied up the wound.
When they started off again, Louis put spurs to his horse, and when he reached the cave he again changed horses.
Then he returned to the pig-pen with the old gray mare.
He was cut so badly, that he could walk only with difficulty.
When his wife inquired if he had been wounded, be explained how her father had done it. Thereupon his wife took the handkerchief off, took out the piece of sword, and rebound the wound.
Then she took the horse and sword, together with the broken piece of the king's sword and his handkerchief, to her father.
She told her father that her husband sent back the handkerchief and the piece of sword, and also his thanks for stabbing him after he had won the battle.
The king was so much surprised that he almost fainted.
The queen began to scold the king, saying, "Did I not tell you that he was a prince?"
The king sent his daughter to the pig-pen to get her husband, so that he could ask his forgiveness.
Louis refused to go, saying that the king's word was law, and was not to be altered.
He was confined to his bed on account of the wound which he had received.
The princess returned, and told her father what her husband had said.
He then sent down his chief men to coax Louis, but they were refused every time.
Finally, the king and the queen themselves went down and asked Louis' forgiveness; but Louis repeated his refusal.
The king rushed up, but he was mired in the mud which surrounded the pig-pen.
The queen, however, was able to cross on top of the mud, leaving the king, who returned alone to his palace.
The same night, Louis took his ring and wished that he and his wife should wake in the morning in a beautiful castle and when the day came, lo, and behold! it was as he desired.
In surprise, the king saw the castle, and sent Louis a note, saying that he desired to wage war with him.
The young man sent a reply, that, by the time he fired his second shot, there would not be even a cat left in the king's city.
This note he sent by his wife, and requested her to bring her mother back with her.
The king's daughter obeyed, and brought her mother back.
That afternoon, the king fired on his son-in-law's castle, but did no damage.
Louis then warned the king that he was going to begin his cannonade, and straightway fired.
His first shot carried away half of the city,
and the second swept away all that was left of it.
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2023.05.31 10:29 PrestigiousMusic9979 What is the most unusual thing you've ever learned from a stranger and how did it impact your life?

What was the most unexpected or surprising experience you have had with a foreign language or culture?
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2023.05.31 10:28 m3rls Help with toddler screaming?

Hi,
We have a very intelligent but sensitive and opinionated 2.5 year old. She unfortunately had a traumatic entry into the world (nerve pain and degenerative fibroids during the 3rd trimester leading to mum's hospitalisation, early delivery via emergency c-section [due to waters breaking naturally, not medically induced], nasal gastric tube & a two week stint in the NICU as a precaution, very difficult initial breastfeeding journey, and to top it all off, a dairy intolerance that went undiagnosed for the first three months of her life despite us repeatedly trying to get her help). She has always been difficult but we've done our best and she is a wonderful little girl.
There is a real potential that she has some sensory sensitivities according to a consult we've (mum & dad) recently had with a therapist, but we've been unable as yet to get her in to see an OT. Her daycare does have an OT that visits quarterly and they haven't raised any serious concerns, and the feedback we got from our call with the therapist mirrored that - she's able to function well enough but has some behaviours that we are finding difficult to manage. I'm hoping someone's got some ideas of things we could try that may have worked first-hand.
We brought our her baby brother home two months ago, and we've had our nana staying with us since that time. It feels like in our daughter's eyes she's now become the primary caregiver, and she defaults to nana whenever she needs or wants comfort (or anything, really). That's sad but not in itself the issue, I just thought it worth including given the big change in her life dynamic.
The main issue that we're struggling with is her yelling. She'll just scream / yell, like she's frustrated and needs an outlet, but it rarely seems to be triggered by anything specific. She could be sitting there eating dinner, and she'll just cut loose a scream, then go back to eating. It feels like it might be an attention seeking thing, but we have no way how to stop her from doing it. We've tried all of the standard things: using a quiet voice, trying to give her words, distraction, singing / music, timeouts (although only once or twice as we don't really do them). She is very well behaved and compliant at daycare, so I figure a big part of it is her having to release all the bottled up when she gets home, but if it's possible to redirect it into another outlet that'd be ideal. She is also very strong willed, will routinely ignore us when she doesn't want to do what we ask, etc.
I can't really give a proper background without writing even more and this post is already huge, but I can go into more detail about the things we've tried or the other behaviours she's exhibiting if it'd be helpful. Hope that all makes sense and if you've gotten this far thanks for reading my novel, we're just not sure what to do and want to help and connect with her and make her feel heard but we don't know how. For what it's worth this happened occasionally before our son was born but it's gotten *much* worse since he's been born, so there does seem to be some correlation. She also only really does this at home (thankfully), when she's out, she'll still be a bit ignorant but she won't go around screaming at strangers or anything like that.
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2023.05.31 10:28 Inevitable-Manner-25 What’s your worst binge been like

So I’m going insane after 2-3 years of binge restrict. I just binged and this is it.
What’s your worst ?
In the last hour and a half I’ve some how downed.
4 chocolate icecream/ice block things
9 chocolate bars
A 6 inch subway with all salads toppings and chicken
A subway cookie
A cheesy crust domino’s pizza
Large thick shake
McDonald’s onion rings and burger
A butter chicken pie
Big donut
chocolate croissant
Three chocolate filled Licorice sticks
But I am here still very hungry and in pain. This stupid bs doesn’t go anywhere .
I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m gonna recovery fuck restricting and fuck bingeing if it doesn’t end I will.
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2023.05.31 10:27 TheEpicMedic Healer/Support choice

HealeSupport choice
So I played a long time ago. Like, forever ago. In the before times, when you still had to buy the game to play. I managed to play before the expacs came out. But I did put in alot of time when I played.
https://preview.redd.it/ttym89u5363b1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=53f0076a69bf0c65ecfd0880bf11774232721d91
With that being said, Back when I played, healers werent really a thing. The best you could do was a Guardian with Scepter and Staff. So thats kinda what I did. But I left it in the dust for a more DPS centric build with my Ranger. After coming back from like an 8 year break, I grabbed the expacs, and decided to once again pick up the healers mantle.
Now I am at an impasse. I have alot better gear, and more time on my Ranger. Given, its all Power, Ferocity and Precision. But it has my only ascended gear currently. And 100% map completion, which is nice. My Guardian on the other hand has all Healing, Vitality and Precision/Power gear, mostly exotic grade, and only like 80% map complete.
I know that the Firebrand is the healer special on Guardians, and the Druid for Rangers, but I dont know which would be better. It feels like the druid is...lacking in the support skills dept, but the little bit of my firebrand I played seemed damn near invincible, and a healing support powerhouse. Just...slow to kill.
Should I suck it up, put all my chickens in the Firebrand dept? Or should I just keep finishing the stuff with my Druid and slowly gear him for healing?
Also, whcih of the other classes should I consider? I know Tempest has been mentioned, as well as Scrapper. But I wanted the most bang for my buck when it comes to support. Regens, heals, aegis, protection, fury, might, etc.
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2023.05.31 10:26 No_Rain_1584 i just had a doppelgänger encounter? maybe? or a ghost encounter i don’t know

this isn’t made up this just happened to me like, i realised what was going on like 20 minutes ago when i went through the cam footage. i really don’t know what’s going on and if someone could explain this to me i’d really appreciate it, this is my first time making an account on reddit so apologies for any slow replies.
it started last night where i came out of my room and we have this small living room opposite my room. when i went into my living room, i saw my aunt, who was visiting for the week, laying down on the couch and watching TV. i came out to find some food, which is what i told her when she asked, and she asked if i wanted her to make anything for me and i said no it’s alright i’ll just go downstairs and make it myself.
so yeah, i went downstairs, made instant noodles for no more than 15 minutes, and then went back upstairs and put my cup down in my room. now the first odd thing, we have this mini fridge in our living room, right? so i went to go and grab a bottle of water and i saw that the blanket which my aunt was laying down with was made and the room was dark and the TV was off. my aunt’s bags weren’t there either.
now, this didnt trigger any concerns cuz i mean, she could’ve just gone upstairs to sleep where the guest room is and took her stuff with her in the span of time it took for me to make instant noodles. so, i just went to sleep and when i woke up and went down for breakfast i asked my aunt why she was up so late last night (i went out at like 2am it’s an odd time to be awake, especially because my aunt is a very early sleeper. she usually sleeps at like 7/8pm) and she said “what do you mean?”. (also all these conversations were in my native language, i’m just translating it into english).
obviously, i was like “??? what?? in the living room?” and she was like “?? i was sleeping upstairs since like 8” and i was like “no i talked to u at 2am when i went to go get food” and then i gave her a brief summary of the conversation. my mom just laughed and was like “did u see a ghost??” in a joking way. now, i was extremely confused so i told my mom to check the security footage and we saw me, standing in the living room which was dark, TV off, blanket made, talking to somebody who wasn’t there.
my aunt and mom thought this was kinda spooky but funny and they joked abt me doing drugs. now, i was scared shitless because
  1. i am a teenager, i don’t do drugs, vape, drink, none of that shit.
  2. i have no mental disabilities, no schizophrenia hell i’m not even depressed or have anxiety
  3. i stay up late almost everyday and sleeping at 4am is a normal thing for me, so this wouldn’t have been sleep deprivation
so, what the fuck did i see? i know for SURE i saw what i saw i can probably describe everything in extreme detail like down to every single sense. it wasn’t a dream because the cup noodles were still in my room so what the fuck was it????? can someone help explain this to me? i’m 100% positive i wasn’t hallucinating because i’ve never had any experiences like this before and my family just think that i was tripping on weed or sum when i don’t even do drugs.
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2023.05.31 10:24 AliveBrilliant2986 Unlocking the Power of ChatGPT: Tips and Tricks to Boost Performance

Are you tired of traditional communication methods that always seem to fall short in meeting your needs? Look no further than ChatGPT - the newest and most innovative way to communicate with others. With its advanced technology and versatile features, ChatGPT is quickly becoming a go-to option for individuals and businesses alike. In this blog post, we will explore everything there is to know about ChatGPT, including different types, pros and cons, what foods to eat while using it (yes, you read that right!), recipe tips, and alternatives available on the market today. So buckle up and get ready to unlock the full power of ChatGPT!

What is ChatGPT?

ChatGPT is an innovative chatbot technology designed to facilitate communication between people using advanced artificial intelligence. This state-of-the-art tool has revolutionized the way we interact and communicate with each other, offering a range of features that are both efficient and intuitive.
At its core, how to use ChatGPT? utilizes natural language processing (NLP) algorithms to enable more human-like conversations between humans and machines. With this capability, users can engage in seamless exchanges without any of the usual frustrations associated with traditional messaging or live chat services.
One of the unique benefits of ChatGPT is its ability to learn from past interactions with users. By analyzing previous conversations, it can tailor responses based on individual preferences while also improving over time through machine learning techniques.
Another key advantage is that ChatGPT allows for 24/7 availability - something not possible with traditional customer service channels. It’s always ready to respond promptly regardless of when someone needs assistance or support.
In summary, ChatGPT is a powerful tool that combines cutting-edge AI technologies with user-friendly interfaces for seamless communication experiences.

The Different Types of ChatGPT

ChatGPT is an excellent AI-powered chatbot that allows businesses and organizations to provide customer service, engage with customers, and increase productivity. There are different types of ChatGPT available in the market so it can be confusing for a new user to navigate through them all.
One type of ChatGPT is rule-based chatbots which use pre-written rules or scripts to respond to customer queries. They are easy to set up and manage but may have limited capabilities when handling complex requests.
Another type is AI-powered chatbots that use machine learning algorithms and natural language processing (NLP) technology. They can understand the context of the conversation, learn from previous interactions, and personalize responses based on users' preferences.
Hybrid ChatGPT combines both rule-based systems and AI-powered capabilities. This provides greater flexibility in managing conversations while still having access to advanced features like sentiment analysis.
There's also a voice-enabled GPT-3 model that employs cutting-edge speech recognition technology allowing users hands-free typing experience through their voice commands.
Each type of ChatGPT has its own strengths and limitations depending on your business needs. It's essential to consider what features you require before selecting which one suits your organization best!

Pros and Cons of a ChatGPT

ChatGPT has become one of the most popular communication tools in recent years due to its convenience and accessibility. However, like any other technology, it also comes with advantages and disadvantages.
One of the primary benefits of ChatGPT is that it provides instant communication between people from different parts of the world. This tool enables individuals to have real-time conversations without geographical boundaries which makes it easier for teams working remotely or collaborating on projects across various locations.
Another advantage is ChatGPT's ability to handle large volumes of inquiries simultaneously. With AI-powered chatbots, businesses can automate customer service tasks such as answering frequently asked questions, providing product information, and processing orders. This feature saves time and resources while offering 24/7 support for customers.
However, there are some cons associated with using ChatGPT as well. One disadvantage is that since chatbots rely on programmed responses, they may not always provide accurate answers or fail to understand complex queries leading to frustration among users.
Moreover, relying too much on chatbots can lead to a lack of human interaction which may impact customer experience negatively. While automated responses might be quick and efficient for simple requests or issues but when faced with more complicated problems requiring empathy or critical thinking abilities a live agent would be better suited rather than an AI-driven bot response.
While there are significant pros associated with utilizing ChatGPT services as a business owner or end-user alike should weigh both sides before leveraging this technology’s power fully depending upon their requirements regarding communications solutions.

What Foods to Eat on a ChatGPT?

When it comes to ChatGPT, food is a crucial aspect. Eating the right foods can help you stay focused and productive throughout your chat session. Here are some tips on what to eat while using ChatGPT:
Firstly, opt for foods that are high in protein. Protein-rich foods like eggs, nuts, and lean meats provide sustained energy and keep you feeling fuller for longer periods of time.
Secondly, choose complex carbohydrates over simple ones. Complex carbs like whole grains and vegetables release energy slowly over time, helping you avoid crashes during your chat session.
Thirdly, don't forget about healthy fats. Foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids such as salmon or avocado can boost cognitive function and improve mood.
Make sure to hydrate! Drinking plenty of water or herbal tea will help keep your mind sharp during lengthy chat sessions.
In conclusion: choosing the right foods while using ChatGPT is crucial for maintaining focus and productivity. Opting for protein-rich options with complex carbohydrates will sustain energy levels while incorporating healthy fats can boost cognitive function. Remember to stay hydrated by drinking plenty of water or herbal tea between chats!

Recipes for ChatGPT

When it comes to ChatGPT, what you eat plays a significant role in how well your body and brain perform. The right combination of nutrients can help you stay focused, energized, and productive throughout the day.
To get started, aim for meals that are rich in protein, healthy fats, and complex carbohydrates. Eggs with avocado toast or oatmeal with nut butter are great examples of breakfast options that will keep you full and focused until lunchtime.
For lunch or dinner, consider grilled chicken or fish paired with roasted vegetables and quinoa or brown rice. These foods provide a balance of macronutrients while also being easy to prepare ahead of time for busy weeks.
If you're looking for something quick and easy to snack on during the workday, try keeping pre-cut veggies like carrots or bell peppers alongside hummus or guacamole for a satisfying crunch.
And don't forget about hydration! Drinking plenty of water throughout the day is crucial for optimal brain function. Add some fresh herbs like mint or lemon slices to infuse flavor into your water bottle.
By choosing nourishing foods that provide sustained energy without causing crashes later on in the day, ChatGPT users can unlock their full potential both mentally and physically.

Alternatives to the ChatGPT

While ChatGPT is a great tool for generating text content, it might not be the best fit for every situation. Fortunately, there are several alternative AI writing tools available that can help you achieve your content creation goals.
One popular option is GPT-3. This language model has been trained on an even larger corpus of text than ChatGPT and has received rave reviews from users who appreciate its ability to generate high-quality text in a variety of styles and formats.
Another alternative to consider is Jarvis.ai, which uses advanced machine learning techniques to create marketing copy that can drive conversions and increase engagement with your brand. With features like long-form assistant and blog post outline templates, Jarvis.ai makes it easy to get started with AI-generated content creation.
For those looking for something more specialized, Copy.ai offers specific tools designed for tasks such as generating headlines or product descriptions. Other options include Writesonic and ContentBot.
Ultimately, the right choice will depend on your specific needs and preferences. By exploring different alternatives to ChatGPT, you’ll be able to find the AI-powered writing tool that works best for you.

Conclusion

In today's fast-paced world, ChatGPT is an innovative solution that has revolutionized the way we communicate with each other. With its different types and features, it offers a versatile platform for both personal and professional use.
While there are certainly some downsides to using ChatGPT, such as the potential for misinterpretation of messages or difficulty in conveying tone, overall it is undoubtedly a powerful tool that can improve productivity and communication in many contexts.
If you're looking to try out ChatGPT for yourself, remember to prioritize healthy eating habits along the way by incorporating foods rich in protein, fiber and healthy fats into your diet. And don't be afraid to experiment with different recipes tailored specifically towards maximizing your performance on ChatGPT!
At the end of the day, whether you decide to stick with ChatGPT or explore alternatives like video conferencing or phone calls ultimately depends on your own specific needs and preferences. But one thing is certain: by unlocking the power of this innovative technology through tips and tricks like those outlined here today, you'll be well on your way towards boosting your performance and achieving greater success than ever before!
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