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2023.05.31 12:48 cgreaternoida Finding one of the top 10 CBSE schools in Greater Noida

Cambridge School Greater Noida is one of the best choices when it comes to searching for one of the top 5 or top 10 CBSE schools in Greater Noida due to its excellent infrastructure and highly experienced teaching staff. Read more: https://www.edocr.com/v/bognbvwb/cgreaternoida/finding-one-of-the-top-10-cbse-schools-in-greater- 1–B, Institutional Area, Knowledge Park I, Greater Noida, UP, 01202322946
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2023.05.31 12:48 Luxiom What are the best practices for proactive injury prevention in climbing?

Hi!
TL;DR: I'm looking for climbing specific advice on proactive injury prevention/prehab. Especially strength/conditioning routines that will help me build a solid foundation of fitness and adaptation that will minimize the risk of injury. I'm especially worried about fingers and shoulders. Staying injury free is my number one priority.
I've checked the wiki, but din't specifically find what I was looking for: Conditioning routines to proactively build a strong foundation.
Background:
Over the last year I rediscovered climbing. Climbing 1-2/week for certain periods, and having 1-3 month breaks due to travel. So far I've stayed injury free except for the occasional temporary discomfort/sourness.
I just turned 40, male, and have a active semi-athletic background. From my teens to my 30's I've done dancing, weightlifting, thai-boxing, obstacle course running and more (even some climbing in High school). So I had a active lifestyle and regularly exercised during my formative years and at 30 I would consider myself decently in shape and athletic.
Then came a period of repeated injuries that eventually made me loose interest in fitness in general. I've had recurring troubles with one knee, my back and one shoulder. I've sought highly skilled help and have done extensive rehab/prehab for all of these but the knee and back remains as easily aggravated areas.
This lead to loss of motivation and the last ~8 or so years I've done almost no consistent effort of keeping my fitness up. I'm still a healthy individual in general, my lifestyle maybe dosen't qualify as active any more, but it's not sedentary either. I've definitely lost a lot of general fitness. Compared to my old self I easily get out of breath, I feel very week and when I do make an effort of "getting back into things" I notice both a lack of resilience towards injury and a much lower rate of recovery.
Climbing is the first thing in a long while that have both captured my interest and passion for nerding out about fitness, skill building and training; and that also seems to be kind towards my pre-existing injuries (back and knee). So I really want to get into it to reclaim some of my general fitness and healthy lifestyle, and my 100% top priority is to stay injury free. To many potential activities the last years have fallen trough because of re-aggravating old injuries or getting new ones.
Current knowledge:
Due to my previous background I'm not a completely blank slate when it comes to best practices for proactive injury prevention. These are my general guidelines I've accumulated over the years and that I follow in any sport or activity (roughly in order of importance):
  1. Proper warm-up - I do joint rotations/mobility, dynamic stretching/movements and get my heart-rate up as well as do sport specific warm-ups (i.e. recruitment pulls for climbing).
  2. Adequate recovery - I nowadays always have one rest day between any exercise, most often two. From weight lifting I'm familiar with the concept of deload periods if that need would ever arise. My sleep and nutrition routines could be better.
  3. Slow conservative progression - I'm very conscious about having slow progression and for most activities I identify the variables of volume, intensity and frequency and make sure I most often only increase one of them at a time. And I increase overall workload week to week (or slower) more then session to session.
  4. In session rest & fatigue awareness - I'm conscious about taking enough in session rest between attempts of high intensity, and I stop doing higher intensity activities when fatigue starts to set in.
  5. Stretching & mobility - I almost always go trough a general stretching routine after work-outs, and also ad in sport specific stretching if needed.
  6. Antagonist and stability training - As I've usually done more then one sport at a time I seldom had to think to much about this, but for climbing for example I make sure to add in some pushing focused strength training to compensate for the heavy pulling focus in climbing. I'm guessing that climbing could also benefit from deliberate targeting of smaller stabilizing muscles the same way I did specific shoulder and wrist conditioning in boxing.
Advice needed:
The advice I'm looking for here is, what climbing specific (or general) advice does the community have to stay injury free as a climber? That goes beyond the general knowledge I already have?
For example I'm sure there is advice out there on how to incorporate antagonist and stability training to avoid shoulder injuries? Or conditioning you could do for fingers and wrist to become more resilient against injury?
In short, I'm hoping to fine conditioning routines I could do as "prehab" to stay ahead of the curve so to say. As in making sure my fingers/shoulders already are adapted to a higher level of effort/intensity then what I produce on the wall.
Essentially I'm hoping to find ways of consciously building a foundation of fitness that is specific to climbing, and to do so in a controlled fashion. I would for example be completely fine with climbing a bit less, not really pushing grades and instead spend more time in the gym right now if it significantly improves my ability to stay injury free long term.
I'm not sure this is possible of course, or if there is information out there on this, but "pre-conditioning" so to speak is something I've done before in the boxing world. There you could have cycles of training focusing on fundamental conditioning that would let you have higher levels of intensity in training later. These where often focus on wrist/hand conditioning as to survive the punishment does areas get during extended high intensity training.
I've tried to find information about this on my own, but I feel it's hard to know what information to trust, and there isn't (compared to other sports) that much information out there either. So far "Hoppers Beta" seems like my best find.
"Density hangs" and an assortment of wrist/fingers routines with familiar tools (from boxing) like a rice bucket and wrist-rollers pops up in the results, but again, I haven't felt I'm able to sort the good from the bad.
Many thanks to anyone that read this far, and I hope to hear from you all :) Cheers!
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2023.05.31 12:41 Alcoholic-Catholic How do you keep track of what music you've listened to?

As someone who grew up in the MP3 age, owning physical copies of music was never really a big thing for me (though I've bought some ones that are especially favorites on vinyl/CD). When I want to listen to a recording/album that I like, I navigate to it's digital location, whether it was a folder of MP3s on the computer, or scrolling down my Spotify alphabetical list of albums. This seems pretty transitory though, and over time I've either deleted or lost tracks/albums. The other day, I was going down a Scriabin rabbit hole and put on his third piano sonata, and immediately recalled that this had been one of my favorites back in high school 7 years ago. It felt like I had reopened some old memory archives.
I've been thinking, lately, that I'd like to leave a more permanent "record" of things I listen to, maybe like a catalogue of pieces, with small bits of info on them (key, date composed, date published), a recording of the piece I like, a couple notes/thoughts about what I like about the music, maybe have the score printed out for it as well if its a piece I really like. I've envisioned maybe just a notebook to write it down or maybe a binder to include printouts? Am I the only one with this urge to catalogue?
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2023.05.31 12:40 AnonymousTheEvil Men automatically default to sexualizing females, even if it's a child, and it's disgusting.

I'm just upset and need to vent, but I am so tired of mens' first thoughts when they see a female being sexual. It makes my stomach turn when they do it to a child.
I saw a video on a different subreddit; A middle school/high school girl, obviously a child, was aggressing another student. She was bullying and hitting him. Eventually, he defended himself. She definitely deserved it. Then, another girl jumps into view and attacks him as well. He holds his own against these two girls until the entire football team decided to "white knight" and intervene.
Way to many of the comments were sexualizing the girl. Things like she must be doing sexual favors for the football team or calling her a "young-whore." There was absolutely nothing sexual in the video! Why do men automatically sexualize women and why is it acceptable for them to do it to children?
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2023.05.31 12:16 uruindevrytngustpdb I can't maintain healthy relationships even though I feel I'm trying. Seeking advice from people with similar issues who've found workable solutions/new perspective/realisation.

This post is long but I seriously need to change and wanted to put down all my social issues in one post, because it's cathartic and I want to know if others with BPD have these issues. If you notice any weird perspectives/unhealthy thought patterns I have, I'd like to hear about them and how I could go about changing it.
As a person, I've been described as charming, colourful and crazy. I have a lot of interests and love getting to know people. But in my adult life (25+), that's only when people get to know me and I feel comfortable sharing more than small talk. Otherwise I seem uptight and am a bit guarded. I feel like I've lost my boldness in being myself the more aware I am of my patterns and behaviour since being diagnosed with BPD.
I've been so confused lately. I thought I was sociable and had a lot of friends. I feel like with most relationships in my life (and that's very few actually) including my mother, my sibling, my closest friend and one or two other friends, I have been a good friend. I have listened to them when they had something to gripe about, I've made myself available for them whenever they've needed me, I've compromised according to their needs, I haven't needed much from them. But the second I need them (the close friends), they won't even respond to a text or listen to me when something is bothering me without cutting me off saying 'eh, it happens to everyone'. This happens when their lives are going well in every way, and then I hear from them when they're struggling, I think because I like to listen and they don't get that elsewhere.
The only place I really talk about myself is with my family, but even there I keep feeling a sense of injustice, like my needs are never met and theirs are for the most part. I know I'm not perfect, I'm hot headed with them and get irritated a lot, but is my perception of injustice so skewed? I often feel like I'm being gaslit into thinking I'm overreacting to not having my needs met. And then when I vocalise it (it usually leads to a fight, and I say the worst things because I feel like a pot boiling over), they appease me in a begrudging way and keep a safe distance, and then old patterns come back where I feel like a doormat.
The part that makes me think it's my fault is that I can't sustain healthy relationships outside of my family and close friends. When I meet new people, I'm withdrawn, shy and self conscious, but very friendly and polite, but I never 'make' friends. I don't like to overshare because I'm hypersensitive to people's expression changes, and instantly change what I'm talking about if I notice disapproval/judgment. I'm fine with small talk and superficial chat, but when conversations get more serious, I've noticed I live in a very 'prudish' place where I don't fit in with the culture. It's not ok to talk about sex, mental health, social stigmas, feminism, or to point out injustices in our society. And the people I find that are comfortable with those conversations or share similar opinions often want to push me to do things I don't want to do (not in a healthy way) and don't respect my boundaries. I feel like those groups think open-mindedness means ignoring other people's boundaries and pushing for things without consent. I don't get invited to things and people forget me pretty quickly although they're friendly. I think I've made one friend in 5 years, and that's because they were into me. A lot of my friendships are that. A person of the opposite sex is into me and wants to date but I say no and we stay friends. They then disappear when they have a new crush or relationship, and then reach out whenever they're in-between things. It's only this year that I noticed this pattern, and I feel used and hurt, but also like it's my fault for not noticing that they were so attentive and 'close' friends because they needed me as a stand in for a relationship or wanted to date me.
And the healthy relationships I have had (with coworkers, classmates), I don't know how to keep in touch with them because I had so many depressive episodes and didn't have sufficient things to update them on in my life so became withdrawn and AWOL for months at a time and that has ruined the friendship.
Two things that make me embarrassed and ashamed to talk to people is that I'm unemployed and overweight. I used to be slim growing up and through my teen years, and a high achiever through high school so being overweight now I feel ugly because it doesn't feel like my body. And I feel like a waste of space since I haven't been able to get a job for a few years. I have closed off body language, I think my self consciousness shows and I avoid sports, going out, dancing, exercising in public even though I love it, and things like reunions. I'm working hard now to lose the weight because I haven't ever been able to come to terms with being overweight or accepting my body over the last decade. But I'm pretty lost about the employment thing because my social issues slightly get in the way of being able to stand up for myself in interviews and even seem confident. I've had so many shame spirals over the last 5 years, it's been the worst thing for me mentally. I really need therapy but the therapists I've seen in my area over the last few years are all for medicating with an antidepressant rather than talk therapy.
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2023.05.31 11:58 Junior_Palpitation_1 Chance me with my 12k EFC for US Universities

What colleges should I apply to if I can afford 12k per year? However, I need the universities to be able to pay what I need for the full cost out of the 12000 I can give per year which would be the most money and I need it to be private.
Major: Computer Science (my extracurriculars as you will see below focused on programming, mathematics and science)
SAT: 1530
GPA: Between 3.3 - 3.5 Unweighted, In the best and most rigorous high school in Costa Rica (a Latin American country) All courses had the rigor of Dual Enrollment and AP
ECs:
There are some more, as a youth leader in the church, winner of the NASA essay contest in my country, participant and winner in a debate club, among others.
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2023.05.31 11:52 Junior_Palpitation_1 Universities with 12k EFC

International Student
What colleges should I apply to if I can afford 12k per year? However, I need the universities to be able to pay what I need for the full cost out of the 12000 I can give per year which would be the most money and I need it to be private.
Major: Computer Science (my extracurriculars as you will see below focused on programming, mathematics and science)
SAT: 1530
GPA: Between 3.3 - 3.5 Unweighted, In the best and most rigorous high school in Costa Rica (a Latin American country) All courses had the rigor of Dual Enrollment and AP
ECs:
There are some more, as a youth leader in the church, winner of the NASA essay contest in my country, participant and winner in a debate club, among others.
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2023.05.31 11:51 Junior_Palpitation_1 Universities with 12k EFC

What colleges should I apply to if I can afford 12k per year? However, I need the universities to be able to pay what I need for the full cost out of the 12000 I can give per year which would be the most money and I need it to be private.
Major: Computer Science (my extracurriculars as you will see below focused on programming, mathematics and science)
SAT: 1530
GPA: Between 3.3 - 3.5 Unweighted, In the best and most rigorous high school in Costa Rica (a Latin American country) All courses had the rigor of Dual Enrollment and AP
ECs:
There are some more, as a youth leader in the church, winner of the NASA essay contest in my country, participant and winner in a debate club, among others.
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2023.05.31 11:39 _TooEmbarassedToAsk_ How do I sell myself in a way that colleges will accept me?

I will be applying to college this year. My aim is any school within the Top 25. Here are some things about me:
-Asian -Female to Male transgender (have not transitioned, but plan to soon) -Struggled with mental health issues such as depression, anxiety, and possibly autism -3.9 to 4.1 GPA (don’t know exactly) -Score of 1320 in PSAT, or Top 3% -No SAT score yet -Plans to major in psychology -Did about 40 hours of community service in high school, plans to do more -2 hours and 45 minutes of singing and band practice per week -Plans to write a children’s book -President of a creative writing club
Which of these should I disclose to colleges? Which of these should I avoid? And is there anything I can do to make myself more attractive to colleges?
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2023.05.31 11:35 Galactic_Gandalf95 Needing some advice.

Hi everyone - as the title says, I really feel like I need some advice.
I'm nearly finished my teaching degree (Bachelor of Secondary Education), and I've just finished my third in-school placement. I've only got my final 10 week placement, and two units to go before I finish my degree. I'm studying in NSW, but I'm an OUA student, so I'm doing my pracs via the WA system, if that context is useful to my question. I'm also studying to be an English teacher.
I feel my placement has gone fairly well. For the most part I've gotten very positive feedback from my mentor teacher, and I certainly feel like I've gotten a lot of useful feedback. It's become pretty clear to me that my strength is my knowledge of the content (I've been tutoring the HSC for the past ten years, so this is something I'm very confident with) and my weakness, or at least, the area where I need further development in, is my classroom management. Overall, my mentor teacher said the way I handled my classes was good, and the way I managed and redirected student misbehaviour was good, but there were a few times when the class got quite rowdy that I really struggled with.
One thing my mentor teacher consistently pointed out was my reluctance to raise my voice. To be clear, I have no issue raising my voice, and projecting quite a stern voice. I have experience public speaking as well, and my mentor noted that I project my voice quite well, but the point my mentor kept bringing up was yelling. They thought I needed to yell at the class a bit more. They did say that it was something that should be used very sparingly, and that it should never be relied on consistently, but also that when a class (Year 7 for context here) was really rowdy, and getting out of hand - sometimes yelling is the only thing to do to bring them under control. At their direction I tried it out a bit, and it did work (somewhat) but it has left me feeling deeply uncomfortable.
This is where I feel I need advice - I'm not sure how much my own personal beliefs are interfering with my ability to teach effectively. I don't want to yell at children. I question whether I have the right to yell at children (ethically speaking). In almost every other aspect of interpersonal relationships outside of school, yelling is considered inappropriate and abusive. I also grew up in a very verbally abusive household, with parents constantly yelling at me as their default form of communication, and I remember from when I was in high school that it could be quite upsetting, and occasionally triggering when I would be yelled at by teachers. I don't want to put a child through that, no matter how rowdy they are. I've always believed, and have been told by other teaching friends, that a good teacher should never get to the point where they need to yell, but obviously that doesn't really hold up in the practical context of the classroom.
Where do you sit on this issue? Is it appropriate to yell at a class, or a student? Am I letting my personal feelings get in the way?
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2023.05.31 11:31 KKshilling Advice For Interns Nailing Your Summer Finance Internship

I’ve been grinding away on a lot of writing on credit recruiting, advice for interns, and other career resources for junior peers in finance and have roughly 17,000 words written so far. This will steadily be coming out over the next few months – and we’re kicking it off today starting with advice for interns. My disclaimer for everything I’ll be writing is as follows – one person’s career advice may not be the perfect fit for you and you should combine the opinion of 5-10 people you respect and then determine what is YOUR best path. But alas, I’ve walked the path of being a bulge bracket intern, and have spent a lot of time thinking through the insight I can provide the interns and junior people that follow the account – and here’s what I’ve got.
First – advice for people with interns: Be nice and understanding to your intern.
To be honest, whether we like to admit it or not, this is how most of us came into the industry: A lot of us came into the industry thinking we knew more than we actually did because we read about it in a textbook, got good grades, and saw xyz finance meme. But the reality is a lot of us were vastly unprepared to be a value-added resource during the early stages of our career. One MD said to me once as a college senior “They don’t expect you to know anything. They’re hiring for someone who can learn as they go.” I didn’t realize this as a college senior, but after six months of working this became very obvious to me. Companies are hiring interns for their potential. Their potential comes from 1) having a good work ethic and 2) having a good attitude. As an intern, if you work hard and be pleasant to work with, then you’re going to win 9 times out of 10.
It's hard to remember, but there was a time where none of us had any clue what we were doing. Arguably, this continues on in your career and the humblest investors truly believe this. So look here’s my advice – sure interns be saying the darndest things sometimes – but let’s try to cut them slack, treat them fairly, and remember we were once in their same shoes?
Sure, if a Gen Z intern is out there being a jerk and snobbish, then maybe this isn’t valid, but if they’re hardworking, showing a lot of potential, and are super coachable then it is your job to help them develop into a potential asset at your firm.
Also – this is a relatively more “stressful” year for interns. College kids are always a lot more panicked about the job market than people who already have experience under their belt to begin with - but this economy isn’t lessening their worries. A lot of college kids are seeing the class of 2023 have offers pulled and enter a tougher job market. Now they’re starting to get spooked a bit and may feel a little out of control. Try your best to encourage and develop them – these guys are probably feeling a little like how the 2008-2009 grads felt, to a degree.
Okay – so here’s my 20 point list of recommendations for interns.
First - last year I started a debate over whether banking interns should take vacations in the middle of their internship….and people actually tried countering it. LMAO! I’m going to try this bit again sometime soon to get the people going and let’s still see people still think that while we’re on the precipice of a recession.
1) Be careful with social media. DO NOT MAKE TIKTOKS. Emphasizing this in all caps. There’s a reason all the Finmemes and FinTwit burners are anonymous and not dancing around on the internet. Most TikToks are very cringeworthy and seem to always find their way to HR once they go viral. People will 100% get fired over what they post to TikTok or Snapchat. Your TikToks are very likely to be spread to large audiences on Instagram or Twitter – which is totally fair game (you posted it, you gotta own what you post). With that said, if you ask nicely I’ll take a TikTok down, but other accounts openly will not. In general, don’t take your phone out and record or take photos of stuff, especially given all the sensitive materials we work with. Don’t post sensitive information from your computer on your IG story captioned “grinding hard” “working on the weekend like usual” or some shit.
2) Don’t take a week long vacation during a ten-week internship. Last year, I made this obvious remark on twitter, got a bunch of ppl in agreement, but also riled up a tonnnn of people on twitter (didn’t seem like the typical finance folk though) but it’s true. I want everyone reading this to succeed – which is why I’m telling this hard truth. Bosses in banking will frown upon you missing 10% of your learning experience to go vacation. You can always vacation before or after your internship (this is what I did lol). Remember as an intern, you are trying out for a sports team – you haven’t made the team yet, but you’re getting the chance to make the big leagues. Would you leave the team in the middle of preseason before the roster is finalized? Of course not. It’s that simple.
3) Dress the part without overdressing: You don’t want to wear a significantly oversized suit but you also shouldn’t be wearing Gucci loafers as an intern. Ideally you want to dress in a pretty standard way that isn’t drawing attention to yourself as someone who seems out of place. I’d lose any dress shirts with shirt pockets and I’m not a fan of oxford collars (this one may be too harsh but just my opinion). I just don’t think oxford collars go well with a tie and/or suit. Make sure your dress shirts aren’t wrinkled af. Obviously no Gordon Gekko dress shirts. In terms of shoes, Gucci loafers are frowned upon as an intern/first year because you haven’t really gone through the ringer, may be perceived as entitled, and hence don’t deserve this status symbol. This is the case for nice watches too. This is the perception from senior people, so ya, just wait until after a sick bonus and snag the more-status like attire after your first 1-3 years.

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4) You want to look professional, this may mean having a professional haircut: Look – so if I see a Gen Z analyst with that typical Gen Z haircut (I later learned it’s called a “broccoli cut”) I do not take them seriously. I figured this was kind of mean of me, so I went to Twitter to confirm whether other people think this. In fact, they overwhelmingly agree. Older generations think the broccoli cut looks stupid as hell.


Again, it’s not about “what’s accepted” by your generation, it’s about what’s accepted (without being said obviously) within the workforce. Again, this is me speaking a hard truth. I’d like for HYH readers to be taken seriously – and I’m telling you a large amount of FinTwit just said this haircut below looks silly! Read the tea leaves.

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5) Don’t make the same mistake twice: Easier said than done, but the people evaluating you are keeping tabs on whether you’re smart/teachable. They’ve been trained by this philosophy and are judging you by the same standards. If you make the same mistake twice, then they may perceive that you may not have the ability to retain information, learn from experience, etc. Tough, but this is true and happens constantly. I got screamed at once where my VP said “he asked this same question before!!” to a couple of MDs. Tbh the MDs didn’t really care, but wasn’t a great feeling. Try to keep tabs on what you’ve already asked and have been shown.
6) Don’t #REF the model or some important file: When you’re working in an excel model or PowerPoint on your own you should make a copy from the original just in case you totally #REF! the model. Create a copy of “ImportantModel” and name it “ImportantModelYourInitials”. That way if you do something really dumb (who knows, you may change something they don’t like), at least there’s a backup. Tbh you may need to keep doing this throughout the entirety of your career and should engrain this in yourself as a best practice.
7) Steve Schwarzman (Founder of Blackstone) once said this isn’t school – you need a 100% score. This is the most important lesson here. In college, an A is a mid-90s grade. In a famous YouTube video where Schwarzman greets the first year analyst class at Blackstone, he notes how only a 100 is acceptable and As/Bs are not. He says this was his biggest challenge when he was just starting out. I’d strongly recommend watching this video later when you’re done reading through my list. He spits absolute fire here.
8) WFH will happen later in your career….your internship isn’t the time to be remote: In 2021/2022 I got some pushback on this point, but look now! Finance firms have brought pretty much everyone back to the office and a large chunk of front office professionals are in five days a week. Obviously there’s plenty of people at three days a week and four days a week, but I don’t know anyone in finance with “one or two days or fully remote”. I’ve previously noted that I thought a bunch of people were making a mistake by moving to fully remote too soon in their careers. I thought remote workers would be the first to go in a downturn and that has played out a ton over the past year. A remote worker’s connectivity is lower than the people a manager may see around a water cooler. Obviously, someone outside of finance, someone who’s an absolute stud, or an entrepreneur can leverage remote work ofc. I personally don’t think your 20’s are a great time to be too focused on being remote first, and the focus should be on building a reputation first. Obviously your first job (your internship) is meant as mainly a learning experience and a great opportunity to learn from smart people! Therefore as long as those smart people are in the office, you should be there too. If the firm has a 3-4 day policy then you get to follow that, but if you have a couple notable people in 5 days a week, then I would suck it up and get in the office 5 days a week. Also, this may be a great way to differentiate yourself and get more one-on-one time while the rest of the office is empty. Also – you’re trying out for a team! Make the team!
9) Proofread constantly: The more you re-read the higher the probability of catching errors! I’m terrible at proofreading. My ADHD ass is bouncing around constantly and I always miss stuff – but hopefully you guys can do better than me. Some tips: A) read from beginning to end, B) read backwards (from end to beginning), C) say out loud what you’re proofreading under your breath, D) read on a different format (for ex. If you were proofreading in word, try proofreading again in a PDF format), and E) print out the end product and proofread on paper. You don’t have to do all 5…(I don’t)..but you should find a formula to proofread and over-read effectively.
10) Over-communicate: It’s okay if you say or email “Will do”, “sounds good” , or “On it” constantly – I would confirm receipt to every email your direct co-workers send you so the sender knows you’re attentive and understood their instructions. Over-communicating via responding to emails is the move because it allows the person delegating work to you to understand that they don’t have to hover over you. When someone who isn’t your staffer talks to you too, it might be helpful to bring up in conversation – “I’m working with Kevin on xyz deal” or “I’ve been helping with xyz”- this is a good way to show people that you’re 1) staying busy and 2) contributing and people actually know what you’re up to.
11) Write everything down: When someone is speaking to you there is an expectation that you should be taking notes. Would be brutal if you finish an assignment but forget one piece because you forgot and didn’t have that part written down. Part of writing everything down too is so you can review and refresh on the lessons you’ve learned from your internship. I’d recommend reading through the learnings you have written down once a week. And obviously, post internship you can reflect on what you’ve learned and have off hand in case you need it in another setting. On that note, if there’s anything interesting you wrote down or worked on that you need to reference going forward – make sure you grab it and take it with you before your final day. Not the cleanest advice I’m giving rn – but it’s something a lot of people do and post-internship you may regret forgetting to bring home your firm’s powerpoint shortcut pdf, a primer on covenant lite loans, or a certain sell-side research report. Just speaking facts.

https://preview.redd.it/ltqwpdrkg63b1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=ced91af93b5499d0e44f258c374ae73f38e77f8a
12) Predict demands: This may be more for first-year analysts, but figuring out where you can add value and save people time is how you can justify your salary. For interns, it’s more about 1) learning experience, 2) being a good cultural fit, and 3) being teachable. But if you’re an intern tasked with “analyst like tasks” then I would try to take a step back and think of where you can add value. If someone senior asks you to do a task that seems recurring in nature, that’s a good place to take initiative going forward. Just confirm with them of course, that this is something recurring and something they want you to do, as you don’t want to accidentally mess something up or overstep. If you can get started on a task that you know someone is going to ask you to do anyways, go for it. Show that initiative.
13) Network with everyone, leave no stone unturned: I wouldn’t network with people immediately (you need to find your footing the first week or two) but it’s a mistake to not block off time to talk to every relevant person you can get in front of. Personalize your approaches and personalize your follow-ups, but recognize as an intern you’ll get a lot of flexibility to get in front of people that you may not be able to get in front of in a couple of years. Also make sure you chill with your fellow interns. Don’t be the person who doesn’t converse with the other interns. These are relationships that can become pretty important down the line as you will be able to pick each other’s brains as you navigate your early career. Also make sure you remember people’s names and don’t guess if you don’t know. If someone has a name that’s hard to spell – check their email first to make sure you spelled it right before firing it off. Last summer I got called the wrong name a few times by an intern on a different team. I didn’t bother correcting them, figuring it’s funnier to let them keep making the same mistake, and they looked like an idiot when they got it wrong in front of other people near the end of their internship

https://preview.redd.it/l9nm54fmg63b1.png?width=903&format=png&auto=webp&s=80a2be27ca070587d58a41ce270624d7d29ca2a2
14) Show this is where you want to work after graduation (even if that’s not true): Remember, you’re trying out for a sports team, make sure you show you want to join the big leagues. Look, you may even have to pretend you want to work there after graduation even if that’s a bold faced lie. If there’s murmurs you’re just using this internship as a stepping stone, you will be toast. You’ll have a year to shop for a better gig – just focus on securing the offer! Also – we’re probably about to enter a recession – don’t get cute! Get the job!

https://preview.redd.it/om9lnonng63b1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4024053ba716b011164a996d23665ed376bd28f
15) Don’t get sloppy while drinking: This is very important. This isn’t college anymore. Bosses don’t care about how much you drink or how sick you are (I’ve made this mistake honestly). Keep your cool while drinking with colleagues and keep your cool if there’s an intern after party that follows a general work party. Again, this isn’t college, use your best judgement even when impaired.
16) Focus on what you can control, don’t focus on what you can’t control. This was really good advice I got from a MD. You have to accept some things are out of your control, which is tough for the personality types that know they can force a lot of their own future. If you put a lot of work in and are strategic, you can carve your own path forward, but there will still be external stuff out of your control that you can’t sweat over and will have to power through. Differentiating the two is crucial. But if there is something you can improve on that will impact your outcomes going forward, make sure you address that vs. incorrectly think it’s something you can’t control. Once you know what you can and cannot control you’ll be able to shape the path you want.
17) In hindsight you’ll realize you asked dumb questions/cared about the wrong stuff: You may realize over a few years that you panicked over stuff that didn’t matter. Try not to sweat it. It’s all part of the process. The stuff you read on WSO isn’t the bible. Just remember to be fair and helpful when an intern a few years from now has the same level of naivety and comes to you to learn.
18) Don’t beat yourself up over mistakes: I still vividly recall dumb mistakes I made as an intern/first year analyst. Hell, I still remember the dumb mistakes I made in middle school! It’s easier said than done, but try not to be too hard on yourself. It’s important to learn from mistakes, but make sure you learn to forgive yourself.
19) Don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get the offer: This doesn’t mean you’re a flawed human. You may not have been ready yet, the standards of the firm may be unrealistically high, or (more likely than not) they may not actually have the ability to hire a full-time analyst and just wanted a cheap intern. Also, in 2023/2024 – the market sucks. M&A is grinding to a halt and high interest rates are hurting economic activity. Hell, the bank you intern at may not exist in a year. One job will not define you. If there are mistakes you think you can improve on, then recognize what they are and adapt.
20) It’s just a job. All this aside, remember, it’s just a job, not your life. A job is only a way to drive cash flow to fund your livelihood. That is it. You are young, you are energized, you are fungible – you will figure it out even if the path seems unclear sometimes.
That’s all! Best of luck!
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2023.05.31 11:27 KKshilling Advice For Interns

Advice For Interns
Nailing Your Summer Finance Internship
I’ve been grinding away on a lot of writing on credit recruiting, advice for interns, and other career resources for junior peers in finance and have roughly 17,000 words written so far. This will steadily be coming out over the next few months – and we’re kicking it off today starting with advice for interns. My disclaimer for everything I’ll be writing is as follows – one person’s career advice may not be the perfect fit for you and you should combine the opinion of 5-10 people you respect and then determine what is YOUR best path. But alas, I’ve walked the path of being a bulge bracket intern, and have spent a lot of time thinking through the insight I can provide the interns and junior people that follow the account – and here’s what I’ve got.
First – advice for people with interns: Be nice and understanding to your intern.
To be honest, whether we like to admit it or not, this is how most of us came into the industry: A lot of us came into the industry thinking we knew more than we actually did because we read about it in a textbook, got good grades, and saw xyz finance meme. But the reality is a lot of us were vastly unprepared to be a value-added resource during the early stages of our career. One MD said to me once as a college senior “They don’t expect you to know anything. They’re hiring for someone who can learn as they go.” I didn’t realize this as a college senior, but after six months of working this became very obvious to me. Companies are hiring interns for their potential. Their potential comes from 1) having a good work ethic and 2) having a good attitude. As an intern, if you work hard and be pleasant to work with, then you’re going to win 9 times out of 10.
It's hard to remember, but there was a time where none of us had any clue what we were doing. Arguably, this continues on in your career and the humblest investors truly believe this. So look here’s my advice – sure interns be saying the darndest things sometimes – but let’s try to cut them slack, treat them fairly, and remember we were once in their same shoes?
Sure, if a Gen Z intern is out there being a jerk and snobbish, then maybe this isn’t valid, but if they’re hardworking, showing a lot of potential, and are super coachable then it is your job to help them develop into a potential asset at your firm.
Also – this is a relatively more “stressful” year for interns. College kids are always a lot more panicked about the job market than people who already have experience under their belt to begin with - but this economy isn’t lessening their worries. A lot of college kids are seeing the class of 2023 have offers pulled and enter a tougher job market. Now they’re starting to get spooked a bit and may feel a little out of control. Try your best to encourage and develop them – these guys are probably feeling a little like how the 2008-2009 grads felt, to a degree.

Okay – so here’s my 20 point list of recommendations for interns.

First - last year I started a debate over whether banking interns should take vacations in the middle of their internship….and people actually tried countering it. LMAO! I’m going to try this bit again sometime soon to get the people going and let’s still see people still think that while we’re on the precipice of a recession.
1) Be careful with social media. DO NOT MAKE TIKTOKS. Emphasizing this in all caps. There’s a reason all the Finmemes and FinTwit burners are anonymous and not dancing around on the internet. Most TikToks are very cringeworthy and seem to always find their way to HR once they go viral. People will 100% get fired over what they post to TikTok or Snapchat. Your TikToks are very likely to be spread to large audiences on Instagram or Twitter – which is totally fair game (you posted it, you gotta own what you post). With that said, if you ask nicely I’ll take a TikTok down, but other accounts openly will not. In general, don’t take your phone out and record or take photos of stuff, especially given all the sensitive materials we work with. Don’t post sensitive information from your computer on your IG story captioned “grinding hard” “working on the weekend like usual” or some shit.
2) Don’t take a week long vacation during a ten-week internship. Last year, I made this obvious remark on twitter, got a bunch of ppl in agreement, but also riled up a tonnnn of people on twitter (didn’t seem like the typical finance folk though) but it’s true. I want everyone reading this to succeed – which is why I’m telling this hard truth. Bosses in banking will frown upon you missing 10% of your learning experience to go vacation. You can always vacation before or after your internship (this is what I did lol). Remember as an intern, you are trying out for a sports team – you haven’t made the team yet, but you’re getting the chance to make the big leagues. Would you leave the team in the middle of preseason before the roster is finalized? Of course not. It’s that simple.
3) Dress the part without overdressing: You don’t want to wear a significantly oversized suit but you also shouldn’t be wearing Gucci loafers as an intern. Ideally you want to dress in a pretty standard way that isn’t drawing attention to yourself as someone who seems out of place. I’d lose any dress shirts with shirt pockets and I’m not a fan of oxford collars (this one may be too harsh but just my opinion). I just don’t think oxford collars go well with a tie and/or suit. Make sure your dress shirts aren’t wrinkled af. Obviously no Gordon Gekko dress shirts. In terms of shoes, Gucci loafers are frowned upon as an intern/first year because you haven’t really gone through the ringer, may be perceived as entitled, and hence don’t deserve this status symbol. This is the case for nice watches too. This is the perception from senior people, so ya, just wait until after a sick bonus and snag the more-status like attire after your first 1-3 years.

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4) You want to look professional, this may mean having a professional haircut: Look – so if I see a Gen Z analyst with that typical Gen Z haircut (I later learned it’s called a “broccoli cut”) I do not take them seriously. I figured this was kind of mean of me, so I went to Twitter to confirm whether other people think this. In fact, they overwhelmingly agree. Older generations think the broccoli cut looks stupid as hell.

https://twitter.com/HighyieldHarry/status/1661733248471556097?s=20&utm_source=highyieldharry.beehiiv.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=advice-for-interns
Again, it’s not about “what’s accepted” by your generation, it’s about what’s accepted (without being said obviously) within the workforce. Again, this is me speaking a hard truth. I’d like for HYH readers to be taken seriously – and I’m telling you a large amount of FinTwit just said this haircut below looks silly! Read the tea leaves.

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5) Don’t make the same mistake twice: Easier said than done, but the people evaluating you are keeping tabs on whether you’re smart/teachable. They’ve been trained by this philosophy and are judging you by the same standards. If you make the same mistake twice, then they may perceive that you may not have the ability to retain information, learn from experience, etc. Tough, but this is true and happens constantly. I got screamed at once where my VP said “he asked this same question before!!” to a couple of MDs. Tbh the MDs didn’t really care, but wasn’t a great feeling. Try to keep tabs on what you’ve already asked and have been shown.
6) Don’t #REF the model or some important file: When you’re working in an excel model or PowerPoint on your own you should make a copy from the original just in case you totally #REF! the model. Create a copy of “ImportantModel” and name it “ImportantModelYourInitials”. That way if you do something really dumb (who knows, you may change something they don’t like), at least there’s a backup. Tbh you may need to keep doing this throughout the entirety of your career and should engrain this in yourself as a best practice.
7) Steve Schwarzman (Founder of Blackstone) once said this isn’t school – you need a 100% score. This is the most important lesson here. In college, an A is a mid-90s grade. In a famous YouTube video where Schwarzman greets the first year analyst class at Blackstone, he notes how only a 100 is acceptable and As/Bs are not. He says this was his biggest challenge when he was just starting out. I’d strongly recommend watching this video later when you’re done reading through my list. He spits absolute fire here.
8) WFH will happen later in your career….your internship isn’t the time to be remote: In 2021/2022 I got some pushback on this point, but look now! Finance firms have brought pretty much everyone back to the office and a large chunk of front office professionals are in five days a week. Obviously there’s plenty of people at three days a week and four days a week, but I don’t know anyone in finance with “one or two days or fully remote”. I’ve previously noted that I thought a bunch of people were making a mistake by moving to fully remote too soon in their careers. I thought remote workers would be the first to go in a downturn and that has played out a ton over the past year. A remote worker’s connectivity is lower than the people a manager may see around a water cooler. Obviously, someone outside of finance, someone who’s an absolute stud, or an entrepreneur can leverage remote work ofc. I personally don’t think your 20’s are a great time to be too focused on being remote first, and the focus should be on building a reputation first. Obviously your first job (your internship) is meant as mainly a learning experience and a great opportunity to learn from smart people! Therefore as long as those smart people are in the office, you should be there too. If the firm has a 3-4 day policy then you get to follow that, but if you have a couple notable people in 5 days a week, then I would suck it up and get in the office 5 days a week. Also, this may be a great way to differentiate yourself and get more one-on-one time while the rest of the office is empty. Also – you’re trying out for a team! Make the team!
9) Proofread constantly: The more you re-read the higher the probability of catching errors! I’m terrible at proofreading. My ADHD ass is bouncing around constantly and I always miss stuff – but hopefully you guys can do better than me. Some tips: A) read from beginning to end, B) read backwards (from end to beginning), C) say out loud what you’re proofreading under your breath, D) read on a different format (for ex. If you were proofreading in word, try proofreading again in a PDF format), and E) print out the end product and proofread on paper. You don’t have to do all 5…(I don’t)..but you should find a formula to proofread and over-read effectively.
10) Over-communicate: It’s okay if you say or email “Will do”, “sounds good” , or “On it” constantly – I would confirm receipt to every email your direct co-workers send you so the sender knows you’re attentive and understood their instructions. Over-communicating via responding to emails is the move because it allows the person delegating work to you to understand that they don’t have to hover over you. When someone who isn’t your staffer talks to you too, it might be helpful to bring up in conversation – “I’m working with Kevin on xyz deal” or “I’ve been helping with xyz”- this is a good way to show people that you’re 1) staying busy and 2) contributing and people actually know what you’re up to.
11) Write everything down: When someone is speaking to you there is an expectation that you should be taking notes. Would be brutal if you finish an assignment but forget one piece because you forgot and didn’t have that part written down. Part of writing everything down too is so you can review and refresh on the lessons you’ve learned from your internship. I’d recommend reading through the learnings you have written down once a week. And obviously, post internship you can reflect on what you’ve learned and have off hand in case you need it in another setting. On that note, if there’s anything interesting you wrote down or worked on that you need to reference going forward – make sure you grab it and take it with you before your final day. Not the cleanest advice I’m giving rn – but it’s something a lot of people do and post-internship you may regret forgetting to bring home your firm’s powerpoint shortcut pdf, a primer on covenant lite loans, or a certain sell-side research report. Just speaking facts.

https://preview.redd.it/n0bct2xuf63b1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=31a0a8ef62c89f4f99e1d960b7f78b0d3bb30712
12) Predict demands: This may be more for first-year analysts, but figuring out where you can add value and save people time is how you can justify your salary. For interns, it’s more about 1) learning experience, 2) being a good cultural fit, and 3) being teachable. But if you’re an intern tasked with “analyst like tasks” then I would try to take a step back and think of where you can add value. If someone senior asks you to do a task that seems recurring in nature, that’s a good place to take initiative going forward. Just confirm with them of course, that this is something recurring and something they want you to do, as you don’t want to accidentally mess something up or overstep. If you can get started on a task that you know someone is going to ask you to do anyways, go for it. Show that initiative.
13) Network with everyone, leave no stone unturned: I wouldn’t network with people immediately (you need to find your footing the first week or two) but it’s a mistake to not block off time to talk to every relevant person you can get in front of. Personalize your approaches and personalize your follow-ups, but recognize as an intern you’ll get a lot of flexibility to get in front of people that you may not be able to get in front of in a couple of years. Also make sure you chill with your fellow interns. Don’t be the person who doesn’t converse with the other interns. These are relationships that can become pretty important down the line as you will be able to pick each other’s brains as you navigate your early career. Also make sure you remember people’s names and don’t guess if you don’t know. If someone has a name that’s hard to spell – check their email first to make sure you spelled it right before firing it off. Last summer I got called the wrong name a few times by an intern on a different team. I didn’t bother correcting them, figuring it’s funnier to let them keep making the same mistake, and they looked like an idiot when they got it wrong in front of other people near the end of their internship.

https://preview.redd.it/l9omkhewf63b1.png?width=903&format=png&auto=webp&s=b879fa1757f81539b8fb5b83d3977ce62a2e12c2
14) Show this is where you want to work after graduation (even if that’s not true): Remember, you’re trying out for a sports team, make sure you show you want to join the big leagues. Look, you may even have to pretend you want to work there after graduation even if that’s a bold faced lie. If there’s murmurs you’re just using this internship as a stepping stone, you will be toast. You’ll have a year to shop for a better gig – just focus on securing the offer! Also – we’re probably about to enter a recession – don’t get cute! Get the job!

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15) Don’t get sloppy while drinking: This is very important. This isn’t college anymore. Bosses don’t care about how much you drink or how sick you are (I’ve made this mistake honestly). Keep your cool while drinking with colleagues and keep your cool if there’s an intern after party that follows a general work party. Again, this isn’t college, use your best judgement even when impaired.
16) Focus on what you can control, don’t focus on what you can’t control. This was really good advice I got from a MD. You have to accept some things are out of your control, which is tough for the personality types that know they can force a lot of their own future. If you put a lot of work in and are strategic, you can carve your own path forward, but there will still be external stuff out of your control that you can’t sweat over and will have to power through. Differentiating the two is crucial. But if there is something you can improve on that will impact your outcomes going forward, make sure you address that vs. incorrectly think it’s something you can’t control. Once you know what you can and cannot control you’ll be able to shape the path you want.
17) In hindsight you’ll realize you asked dumb questions/cared about the wrong stuff: You may realize over a few years that you panicked over stuff that didn’t matter. Try not to sweat it. It’s all part of the process. The stuff you read on WSO isn’t the bible. Just remember to be fair and helpful when an intern a few years from now has the same level of naivety and comes to you to learn.
18) Don’t beat yourself up over mistakes: I still vividly recall dumb mistakes I made as an intern/first year analyst. Hell, I still remember the dumb mistakes I made in middle school! It’s easier said than done, but try not to be too hard on yourself. It’s important to learn from mistakes, but make sure you learn to forgive yourself.
19) Don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get the offer: This doesn’t mean you’re a flawed human. You may not have been ready yet, the standards of the firm may be unrealistically high, or (more likely than not) they may not actually have the ability to hire a full-time analyst and just wanted a cheap intern. Also, in 2023/2024 – the market sucks. M&A is grinding to a halt and high interest rates are hurting economic activity. Hell, the bank you intern at may not exist in a year. One job will not define you. If there are mistakes you think you can improve on, then recognize what they are and adapt.
20) It’s just a job. All this aside, remember, it’s just a job, not your life. A job is only a way to drive cash flow to fund your livelihood. That is it. You are young, you are energized, you are fungible – you will figure it out even if the path seems unclear sometimes.
That’s all! Best of luck!
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2023.05.31 11:27 Melodic_Swordfish_27 Mother is upset I use my first name in class

Obligatory this happened about two years ago.
I teach philosophy and epistemology to high schoolers. I'm also fairly young for a high school teacher. I introduce myself as Fae, my given first name—which has been my given name since birth—to my students. Well I got an email from a parent reading
"'Mlle Bettencourt, this is Karen and I'm Kevin's mother. I'm deeply disturbed that you allow students to call you by your first name and believe this is unprofessional and confuses children. My child's test scores clearly reflect this as your class is the only one he is struggling in and, as he has maintained an outstanding academic performance it is clear that you are the problem. I highly suggest that, in order to better teach my child you reflect on this and begin to use your professional name."
So I responded "Karen, thank you for reaching out to me! I'm awfully glad you are so concerned with your child's performance in my class. As you might not be aware, I do not grade homework or tests as official standing and they go only to show an empiricist view of one's performance. Don't worry, this means the grade you see in the system will be different from the final grade as your child will have a 100% in my class. This was made clear in my syllabus.
"You should also note that I attach my comments for every assignment and include an annotated copy of your child's exams and essays so that they may see where they need to improve. If you have specifics about concepts your child is struggling with and ways that might better help him learn these concepts I'd be more than happy to meet with you over coffee or tea to discuss with you."
So she responds "The annotations are incredibly vague and abstract and offer little insight into how my child, who is brilliant, may improve. However, I see you mark him wrong every time he refers to you as Mlle Bettencourt and replace it with Fae. It is illogical to ask of a child to indulge in using such a silly name. I highly advise you quit marking my child wrong for using your professional name in his essays. Likewise, I believe that as you are his teacher you should use your professional name."
So I decide to be petty and respond "Thank you for your response. I appreciate how illogical and unsound your argumentation is as this is a perfect example of Hume's Law. I shall be using this to model in class examples of bad argumentation from now on. Thank you for the free class materials."
I got a response back from her but didn't respond.
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2023.05.31 11:20 infinitemoney69 state of this loser

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2023.05.31 11:20 OpportunityThin4403 Can you stay friends with someone who is always obviously envious or negative towards you?

As the title says, I have a friend who also happens to be my housemate. We were friends from university residences and then moved in together with two of our other friends. She's been a great friend to me in the past but unfortunately her behaviour towards me in the last year has made it really hard for me to be around her without feeling anxious in some way.
There's a few areas of her life that I guess she is insecure about and these happen to be areas that me and my other housemates don't struggle with in our life (but ofc we have our own other insecurities) and she tends to make comments to cut us down and almost feel shitty for having some areas of our life going okay.
A few examples are that she is openly insecure/unhappy about not having had a boyfriend or been in a relationship before and I am in a really healthy and stable long term relationship, we have actually just gotten engaged. I never voluntarily bring up my partner or anything to do with my relationship but she will randomly bring up things to do with my partner and find ways to bring me down to almost placate herself - for example we were sitting silently eating at the table, not even talking and she randomly asked - "Does (my partner) even have any friends asides from you and his brother?" despite attending our engagement party where he had far more friends in attendance than I did.
Last year I failed a year of grad school due to poor mental health and a lot of life issues happening all at once, coincidentally she is also repeating a year of uni this year. At the start of the new year I was cleaning my room, getting organised for the year, buying stationery general life admin shit, meal prepping etc - just trying to start the year off right, and she kept trying to make my behaviour seem pathological by describing me as a perfectionist, having control issues, etc.
Anyway there's copious other examples of her making comments or remarks about areas of my life that I am actively working on or doing well in and it's so obvious that she is trying to put me down to make herself feel better about herself. I have started to avoid telling her anything about my life, especially things that are positive because she finds a way to spin them as negatives. It's pretty hard to do this given we live together and it also means I have to keep a lot of things private from my other two housemates.
Last month I booked a holiday on an island with my partner as a reward for after my exams. I avoided telling her until pretty much the day before my exam and only told her as a necessity because I wouldn't be home for a week. I down played the destination as being the small country town that was closest on the mainland to the island and even then she kept saying weird comments and probing questions, things like "you have more money than you let on" and to avoid telling her my partner was paying for it (he works fully time and I am a fully time student) I laughed it off and said "oh trust me I'm in negatives" to which she kept probing and asking if I had a credit card, what did I mean I was in negatives and I just lied and said I borrowed money from my sister.
This friend pretty much just gives off the vibes that she hates when anything is seemingly going well in my life but she also RELISHES it when I'm not doing well. When I was super depressed last year she was always venting with me, supporting me, when my car got stolen she was being super sympathetic etc. She's there for the LOWS and loves it but doesn't want to enjoy any of the highs or be happy for me when things are finally shaping up. She feels like an emotional vampire. I think its probably worse because we live together and I have to face her attitude towards me all the time but really at this point I just want nothing to do with her once the lease is up at the end of the year.
How do you deal with people like this and is it even possible to friends with someone who can't let you be happy?
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2023.05.31 10:53 Unkn0wn-420 I got a lower grade and it's destroying me.

I took the FCE certificate back in April and the results came back. I'm super excited as I got C1 and feel awesome about it. I feel realised, I've been studying English so long this feels like a relief to have, especially at 16 y.o. English, with the internet as well, have been my safe place since I was 7 due to all of the bullying and family issues. All these years trying to get as close as I can to being a mother tongue. But there's been an event that I think ruined it for me. While I was jumping around with my results, I went to a classmate to see what she got. I got a 182. She got a 186. Grade A of all of the categories. And she was calm. Wasn't excited. Wasn't jumping around. Just sitting on her chair. And when anyone complimented her she replied "thanks, it wasn't too hard" as if it was nothing. It wasn't hard for me either, I finished the tests with tons of time left and had plenty of time to take a walk around the school. I feel so dumb. I feel so childish. I could've done better, could've taken it much more seriously and I've could've gotten a full 190. And I could've reacted differently. Mine isn't even too high of a score. I feel destroyed. I'm sorry if this sounds dumb of a vent, but I don't want to start tearing up in class.
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2023.05.31 10:34 whymydadleftme Eeb vomie -a cry for help

Ahh yes daddy buzz this pussy ahhh
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhYou want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. , bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says,
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATINg THEY TRYNA GET MY DICK MAD DIRTY idk the song lyrics tbh but that's how I remembered it as a kid
"Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls ... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at
I have a disturbing panty fetish help me guys
really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff.
POLLINATE HARDER POLLINATE FASTER YASSS QUEEN
Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open 6969696996996999999969969699تيخيزهسمسوسخسمستسخميتيهشخ mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, geahahahahagahahaga bitches pls help siakiaosasksk skpss kskskskskskst with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a labe كس امك يا حول احا خخخخخخخl on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, r yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. Sabsjsjsjo why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the firahsusnahst time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody
I CALL MY DICK THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER CUZ IT DEFINITELY BIG AND IT DEF BE COLLDINF WITH THE BITCHES
needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very ! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what
Y'all think venasaa wanted to fuck Barry? Too bad that male bees ball explode after they nut speaking of HONEY NUT CHEERIOS AHH
understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
I quit porn for 5 days. I am so horny. If a lady touched my legs I would bust. Please help. I was on the verge to develop a vaccine for aids via targeting the reverse transcriptase enzyme using the same technology in the the Covid-19 but I cannot masterbate to make it.
Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the , we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that
I plan to kill myself by overdosing on paracetamol and alcohol but I am too scared to end my miserable life. pussy me. Ha you are what you eat
another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky!
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Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! -million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're hdusjdjeowokwje8sjsu0akwha9nwe89wb28ekenhd8dne8w3uoskwnsiwnehs8neuskebeisknsgonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
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Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare e0000000000h who lives in a pineapple under the sea?? d?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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2023.05.31 10:29 rajdubey123 Paras Ekam Homes Sector 5 Sohna Gurgaon: The Perfect Destination for Affordable Plots

Gurgaon, known for its rapid urbanization and thriving real estate market, continues to attract homebuyers and investors from all over the country. Among the many residential projects in the city, Paras Ekam Homes in Sector 5, Sohna, Gurgaon, stands out as a remarkable development. Offering affordable plots, this project presents an excellent opportunity for those seeking to build their dream homes in a prime location.
Situated in Sector 5, Sohna, Gurgaon, Paras Ekam Homes enjoys a strategic position with easy access to major business centers, educational institutions, healthcare facilities, and entertainment hubs. The project is conveniently located near the Sohna Road, which connects it to Gurgaon and other prominent areas, making it a highly desirable location for residential investment.
One of the key highlights of Paras Ekam Homes is its focus on providing affordable plots that cater to the needs and budgets of a wide range of homebuyers. The project offers a variety of plot sizes, allowing individuals to choose the one that best suits their requirements. These plots are thoughtfully designed to maximize space utilization, providing residents with ample room to construct their dream homes and create beautiful landscapes.
Additionally, Paras Ekam Homes offers Deen Dayal Plots, which are available under the Deen Dayal Jan Awas Yojana scheme introduced by the Haryana government. This scheme aims to provide affordable housing options for the economically weaker sections of society. By offering Deen Dayal Plots, Paras Ekam Homes ensures that even those with modest budgets can fulfill their aspirations of owning a home in a prime location.
The affordability factor of Paras Ekam Homes in Sector 5, Sohna, Gurgaon, makes it an attractive proposition for homebuyers and investors alike. The project provides an opportunity to invest in residential real estate without straining one's finances. This affordability, coupled with the project's strategic location, adds significant value to the investment potential of the plots.
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In conclusion, Paras Ekam Homes in Sector 5, Sohna, Gurgaon, presents an enticing opportunity for homebuyers and investors seeking affordable plots in a prime location. With its focus on affordability, excellent amenities, and strategic location, the project offers the perfect combination of convenience, value for money, and a chance to build the home of your dreams. Whether you are looking for a home or a wise investment option, Paras Ekam Homes should be on your radar.
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2023.05.31 10:28 Aptechdwarka CABIN CREW COURSE IN DWARKA

CABIN CREW COURSE IN DWARKA

The cabin crew course is one of the most important jobs in the airline industry. A cabin crew, made up of an air hostess (a woman) and/or a flight steward (a man), is in charge of making sure travellers are comfortable and safe. Aside from making sure the passengers are comfortable, they also have to make sure that all the safety plans are in place before the plane takes off and lands.
The rule says that no one on the crew can fly for more than 72 hours in a month. This makes sure that the work-life balance is good and that the pay is good. Domestic companies in India can pay an air hostess between INR 25,000 and INR 55,000. The number tends to go up on planes that go to other countries. After working as cabin crew for a few years, they can be promoted to head attendant and get a higher pay.

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The Aptech Learning Academy says that India’s aviation industry is the third largest in the world. With the country’s economic infrastructure getting better over the last few decades, this industry has grown a lot. Goldman Sachs’s economic study says that the country has about 6 million planes and 400 million people leaving. Choosing to be an air hostess is a good choice for young people because of how the job is, how much money it pays, and what the future holds for them.

The characteristics of an Air Hostess

An Air Hostess, also called Cabin Crew, Steward, or Flight Attendant, makes sure that people are safe and comfortable during the flight. Even though the job of an Air Hostess looks easy and fun, it requires a lot of training, good people skills, and patience. This could be a great job for someone who likes to travel and work with other people.

All About Courses for Air Hostesses

Air ladies, also called stewards, cabin staff, or flight attendants, make sure that their customers are comfortable and safe. Air hostessing may seem like a simple and appealing job, but it actually requires a lot of training, good people skills, and patience. This could be a satisfying career choice for people who like to travel and get along well with others.
To become an air hostess, you can get a certificate, diploma, or degree in flying, hospitality management, air hostess training, airport ground service, and so on. As part of the course, they have to go through a lot of training. After the 12th grade, popular Air Hostess classes include the Diploma/Certificate in Cabin Crew, BBA/MBA Aviation, and MBA Aviation Management.

Why take courses to be an air hostess?

Air hostess is one of the most desired jobs for women who have finished class 12 and graduated from high school. Many young women want to become flight attendants so they can make a good job and see the world. It’s a great job for people who like to meet new people every day and talk to them.

How to Become an Air Hostess: Job Descriptions, Salary, and Top Recruiters

To be a good air hostess, you need to have a nice personality and go to the right school. The field is very broad, and it is likely to grow at a steady rate every year. As soon as the FDI policy is liberalized, there will be a lot of money going into this area. With new airlines starting up and a lot of money being put into the business, it’s doing well.
A job as an air hostess also comes with great pay and a nice place to work. If they work for foreign airlines, they can make up to INR 2 lakh per month. Domestic carriers pay between INR 30,000 and INR 45,000. In addition to their normal monthly pay, they are also eligible for things like discounts on plane tickets, retirement benefits, and health insurance. Indian Airlines, Go Air, Air India, Delta Airlines, Jet Airways, Gulf Air, British Airways, Singapore Airlines, United Air, Lufthansa, etc. are some of the top companies that hire air ladies.


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Job Duties of Air Hostess and Cabin Crew

Air Hostess Training can lead to a number of different jobs. There are many jobs available, from Cabin Crew to Ground Workers, Sales Representatives, and Airport Managers. Students can get well-paying jobs as plane hostesses, ground staff agents, cabin crew, and airport managers after they graduate.
The needs of the flight decide what an air hostess does for a living. Still, the following are some of the most important responsibilities:
Here are some of the most important things an air hostess does during a flight:

On-ground Responsibilities

In-flight Responsibilities

Landing Responsibilities

CONCLUSION

A career as a cabin crew member offers a unique and fulfilling experience. The role of a cabin crew member is vital in ensuring the safety, comfort, and satisfaction of airline passengers. Throughout this discussion, we have explored the various responsibilities and qualities required to excel in this profession.
Being a cabin crew member involves a wide range of tasks, including assisting with passenger boarding, conducting safety demonstrations, serving meals and beverages, providing medical assistance if needed, and maintaining a calm and pleasant environment for passengers. It requires strong communication and customer service skills, adaptability, and the ability to handle stressful situations with professionalism.
Working as a cabin crew member also provides opportunities for personal growth and development. It offers the chance to meet people from diverse backgrounds, travel to different destinations, and gain a global perspective. Moreover, the teamwork and collaboration within a cabin crew provide a supportive and dynamic work environment.
However, it is important to acknowledge the challenges that come with the job. Cabin crew members often work irregular hours, including weekends and holidays, and are required to spend extended periods away from home. The nature of the work can be physically demanding, with long flights and standing for extended periods. Additionally, dealing with difficult or demanding passengers and potential emergencies can be mentally and emotionally taxing.
Nevertheless, for those who are passionate about aviation, enjoy working with people, and thrive in a fast-paced environment, a career as a cabin crew member can be incredibly rewarding. It offers the chance to combine one's passion for travel with a fulfilling job that involves making a positive impact on passengers' journeys.
In summary, working as a cabin crew member is a unique and challenging profession that requires a combination of technical skills, interpersonal abilities, and a passion for service. While it may have its difficulties, the personal growth, travel opportunities, and the satisfaction of ensuring the safety and comfort of passengers make it an attractive career choice for many individuals.
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2023.05.31 10:28 Suspicious-Entry-924 Neighbour wants me to teach her daughter Sanskrit.

One of my neighbors wants me to teach her daughter, a 7th grader, Sanskrit, and she will pay me for it. I studied Sanskrit in high school for 2 years and always performed well in that subject, consistently scoring high marks. During that time, I used to study Sanskrit only 2-3 weeks before the exams and still managed to achieve good results. However, this was back when I was in 7th grade, and now I'm in college pursuing B.A. Hons in English Literature. Even though I can read and write in Sanskrit, and I do know the grammar, I'm not sure how I am going to teach her. Do you have any suggestions for me?
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2023.05.31 10:14 badsleepover Former members of “counter-culture” groups turning to Q

This isn’t as much of a personal post as many on this sub, my close family and partners are all very much turned off by Q and the looney far right stuff that’s sucking people in.
I did however notice something amongst the people I used to hang out with in high school (graduated 10 years ago) that I found odd. I was a punk kid who grew up lower-middle class in a very rich area because it was the area my dad taught elementary school. I fell in with a kind of catch-all “outsider” group of kids at my school since there were a pretty small number of us who didn’t fit into the kinda standard cliques you’d expect to find at a high school in a well off area in the mid 2000s.
The reason I bring this up is that I’m alarmed at how many of the kids from this same social group that ended up becoming hardcore Q people. It seems disproportionate to the amount of us there were. These are kids who were normal but into smoking weed and causing trouble a bit but are now all of a sudden down with fascism and anti-Semitic conspiracies. Is this something that resonates with anyone else? It’s absolutely bizarre to me.
I had friends in other “counter-culture” groups, like kids I knew from punk shows who were not like this so I kind of wonder if the privilege of the kids from school might have played into them turning to Q stuff. If anyone has any resources about the alternative community to alt right pipeline I’d be super interested to read.
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